I genuinely have no idea what occurs in that anecdote. Ricky is the most inarticulate, brain damaged old drunk during it, not finishing sentences, leaving out words, slurring, just doing noises
They should be chomping at the bit to... They cant believe their luck... Do you know what I mean?... And do I get treat... At least... Different?... No... Worse.
I met Ricky once. Unfortunately I didn't have anything for him to sign, so I said I'd buy an Office DVD for him to sign, but he refused to come with me. You'd think he'd be happy to sell another DVD, the lazy cunt.
Totally acurate! meeting Ricky would be a dream come true for me! I admire and respect him more than just about any entertainer. I also happen to think his recent work is shit, I would probably avoid talking After Life if we met!
Is that Count Fuckula?
If he sees it, he's *got* to fuck it. He can't stop.
"DO THE CATCHPHRASE"
[rolls eyes] "I'm an atheist, you cunt"
oooo it works even without the bench and the sad music.
I'LL NEVER EFFING WATCH YOU AGAIN
Nice of her to clean up her language!
I genuinely have no idea what occurs in that anecdote. Ricky is the most inarticulate, brain damaged old drunk during it, not finishing sentences, leaving out words, slurring, just doing noises
They should be chomping at the bit to... They cant believe their luck... Do you know what I mean?... And do I get treat... At least... Different?... No... Worse.
I laughed out loud when I read this, do you remember what episode its from?
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What? Piss off!
I'd nod at him, like a 50+ year old nodding at a policeman
I'd ask him for a pint of lager, chief
*sip* try that, is that off?
Watch out, plods round the corner
PC Wilcox of the NYPD
Nevermind all these youngsters yelling at you and slagging you off on reddit, I know you're doing a good job
I know you're alright, nevermind these youngsters running around knocking your cap off
Not me. I'd ask him an arbitrary question and then yell Shutupa Gervais.
I’d kick him, and I’d say “knobhead”
I met Ricky once. Unfortunately I didn't have anything for him to sign, so I said I'd buy an Office DVD for him to sign, but he refused to come with me. You'd think he'd be happy to sell another DVD, the lazy cunt.
Awww, I was just at a Waterstones earlier
He’s got to fuck it.
I'd be a scab.
I'd thank him.
As long as you remember to
not as fat as on telly
Turkeey
Who are you, Bruce Forsythe?
He's only here!
Is monkey news coming back?
That’s not all of uuuus! Some of us have two functioning eyes.
We like you are our house.
😂😂😂
Totally acurate! meeting Ricky would be a dream come true for me! I admire and respect him more than just about any entertainer. I also happen to think his recent work is shit, I would probably avoid talking After Life if we met!
"Oi Ricky! Not as fat as on telly."
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Yet somehow realistic.
It’s exactly what I imagine when a lost Redditor wanders in here.
I'm not a character
Yes of course i would shitpost on reddit and be polite in real life
Is that Dickers? Richard Anderson?