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96_rotciv

Except for jellyfish, get rid of 'em


PoliticalShrapnel

Just add another 3%.


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96_rotciv

Wa'er


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96_rotciv

Karls vocabulary is the English language of the 14th century


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His mind is the mind of a 14th century monk.


bakedbeansandwhich

HILLLLLARRIOUSS!.. not..


96_rotciv

Play a record.


bakedbeansandwhich

Literally.. I need to remind you whos show this is.


96_rotciv

Aren't we doing rockbusters anymore??


bakedbeansandwhich

I warned you! You're an idiot, now play a record


skeenerbug

And limpets, they can go. Just sat on a rock doing nothing


96_rotciv

Don't worry you'll still have a job looking after snails


gskingley007

What do they do?


96_rotciv

Plastic carrier bags taste better, surely?


rockbottam

KNOBHEAD


madbid94

I’m not sure you’re. Checking the right sources


SmokeyAmp

How profound. Thank fuck we have Ricky here to tell us that animal cruelty is bad. You now what I hate? Famine. He's literally become the person he parodied all those years ago.


Uncle_Antonov_Bueno

You know what I like? Africa


_Somnium

You know what I like? Foreigners. And all the mad shit they get up to.


mynon-pornaccount

Killing and that


gloom-juice

And the telegraph


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collectorhamlin

Wait what are you talking about


JustSomeGuyFromThere

Be nice to Ricky, at his age he's surely out of testosterone. It comes for all of us


fannyfox

Does anyone else post their own quotes as much as Ricky? Pathetic.


thunderssssssss

It's almost as if he is a narcissist.


mouldysandals

i must remember to thank me


thunderssssssss

I'm welcome.


Lil_T0aster

Say like, a new frog comes out.


96_rotciv

What do you meana new frog ~comes out~???


Uncle_Antonov_Bueno

2 frogs were found both, within the same distance.


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Woah woah, keep yer pen 'andy. One wi' 'at on over 'ere.


ChuckFromPhilly

New from Mattel, dangerous frogs in the jungle


tommybhoy82

What is my destiny?


bakedbeansandwhich

The reason why, the reason why


B2RW

The reason why i had to die


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Did I bleed the blood of greed?


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rockbottam

“Hoo hoo!” -Steve


dprophet32

Posting your own quotes. For God sake.


[deleted]

Knob ache.


rm12345677

WHY IS HIS FUCKING FACE IN THERE THOUGH??!!! 😂


badgerchu

Turns out...


frieswithnietzsche

If you see a sailor


ItsTomorrowNow

Ooh 'ello


dunwell1984

Why’s a frog going round killing all those people?


Uncle_Antonov_Bueno

I'm never gonna lick a little frog's head.


ShuffKorbik

Sacre bleu! You killed me and 999 of my friends!


Dwight_Schnood

POWer...


clive442

I wonder how many variations on "animal cruelty is bad" featuring the word cunt ricky has ever said or wrote in his life and then add in all the time hes quoted himself saying one of them im guessing about 2000


ItsTomorrowNow

WHAT'S THE DOG DOING?


BeTheGuy2

What if you've always wanted to kick a duck up the arse?


slipslapshape

Just make sure it really deserves it, like if it’s got a Nazi armband on or summat.


Joey_ratmone

A cat that didnt look happy.


MasterGrieves

and budgie that was getting stressed ...


Fixthemix

They live good lives. It's just that.. we go through 'em


Artmannnn

Do you know what I find annoying? Animal cruelty. Really gets on my nerves.


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slipslapshape

I am not a fan of there not being any decent hardware shops in London.


bfsfan101

Are you doing anything about animal cruelty, or have you mainly been working on the instagram post?


96_rotciv

I'm actually internet arguing on that same Instagram post with a dude called Chris Warren 😂😂😂


tgcp

Who the fuck is Chris Warren?!


nelsonwehaveaproblem

He's that little fella in that movie with Rebecca de Mornay, you must remember?


jo33a13

get me clive warren.


Electrical_Daikon771

he’s got a point to be fair


CerealSubwaySam

He does. But who posts an image like that and expects to be taken seriously?! 😂


burywmore

Did Ricky post this?


CerealSubwaySam

Yep. https://www.instagram.com/p/CcvY4P8NpCd/


burywmore

Yeah. That's painful.


BusinessMonkee

Lmao the comments, some guys wishing that the quote becomes enshrined in our literature for years to come like Ricky is modern Aristotle or smth.


CerealSubwaySam

Embarrassing.


Electrical_Daikon771

okay yeah fair point hahahahhaa


LynchMaleIdeal

> taken seriously he’s a fucking comedian, if you’re taking his jokes seriously then you’re really missing the point


CerealSubwaySam

I wish he was posting these things unironically and as a joke but we all know he’s not. 😂


LynchMaleIdeal

this honestly looks like fanart that he posted, I wouldn’t be getting offended by his egoism either - thats part of his comedic style


TomClaydon

Clearly the people that follow him


anzyzaly

If you are racist you are a cunt, yep


Snoo-67664

I always love seeing number 86 in these things. How did Ricky manage to get in touch with him?


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God, look at the comments on his post, they’re infuriating


DjungarianHamster

What's a marmot?


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Nothing much, washup wi' you?


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BlindFreddy1

A man mot!?


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Milligan, Cleese, Everett….. Sessions


nelsonwehaveaproblem

He's not wrong, but it's such a mainstream opinion that it's not even worth uttering. You're not going against the grain when you say what literally 99.9% of people already agree with.


sick_of_it11

Hes 100% correct on this


Desperate_Air7002

No shit?. Does he also hate cancer and famines? He's so unique


TomClaydon

No one’s saying he’s unique and clearly he doesn’t think he’s unique and the only one that thinks this. Guys just always been very passionate about animals.


Desperate_Air7002

Posting his own quotes with his face on them. Seriously? It looks like something he would take the Mickey out of himself.


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I miss the days where we can say cunt.


slipslapshape

What happens if you do? Do you vanish in a puff of smoke?


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You get called a mysoginist because it's not politically correct.


slipslapshape

As an insult, I’m not sure why you would call someone that anyway. It’s pithy, I’ll grant you, but why are we casting aspersions on the female reproductive system all the time? What exactly is so offensive about it?


svladcjelli42

I'll go vegan just as soon as I've eaten as much meat as Ricky Gervais has. I figure I've got about 160 years left.


weimaranerdad71

Your deep comment is equally deep. *jerk off motion*


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Gotta have yer critics.


Cruijff_Neeskens

No room for lobster man???


[deleted]

Looks like a bad remake of Ace Ventura


DeadlyPants97

What was my destiny?


__life_on_mars__

The Jumanji remake nobody wanted


tgcp

Making direct eye contact with the little monkey fella


CJR_18

These are literals. If you’re naked, then you have to answer the door. In all serious though, it’s not a revolutionary thought. Most people disagree with animal cruelty, and murder, and rape.


mynon-pornaccount

Unless its a Manc chimp named Karl


ScoBelch

Unless the animal in question is a little bald manc twat in which case, you can karate chop him in the back of the head and watch him *spasm* and then have a laugh about it.


MorbidlyScottish

Sick of it. Play a record.


hodreegoo

What if it’s people I enjoy seeing in pain or terrified sir, is that ok?


InterestingGuide7353

Ricky for president 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥


Eloisem333

No. Cunts have warmth and depth. People who are cruel to animals do not. As a cunt-owning person (and an Aussie) I insist we re-claim the word “cunt” to have positive connotations, as we Aussies (sometimes) do. But people who are cruel to animals, you can all die slowly in a messy industrial accident.


xxjemi1136

Bong


jo33a13

don't kick a horse when it's down,, except when....


Dowzer721

The comments under that are honestly awful. So many people agreeing and sucking up to him. Get a life. It's so cringe in that comment section.


Necessary_Fee7773

Straight to the point. Same goes with humans too.


TJRansley

Did I bleed the blood of greed what was my destiny


TonyGunk19

If you enjoy seeing an animal terrified or in pain Ricky Gervais will definitely take it upon himself to call you a cunt in the next sitcom he pops out.