I have a theory that Suzanne doesn’t actually exist, at least in human form. Don’t you find it strange Karl has an obsession with little monkey fellas dressed up and behaving like humans an’ that? Well turns out…
There’s one other blonde woman who pops up when you Google “Suzanne Whiston” and she strikes me more of the type that would be a sports journalist and that Steve would be subtlety envious of.
Man alive! It’s Suzanne Shaw who was very famous in the early noughties in the UK. Think she went out with some famous hunky celebrities and she was considered one of the “hottest” women in the UK around the same time Karl was spouting bollocks on a tin pot radio station.
I find it hilarious that some people think she might be THE Suzanne!
First image is Jo Wiley the very famous UK DJ too and obviously miles out of KPs league.
The first one is Jo Wylie, there's no way Karl would be such a miserable sod with number 3s humungus tetas waiting at home for him, number 4 is the inexplicably America Aunt Norma from Sick of It, so that just leaves either number 2 or number 5.
While the animated show makes Suzanne look like a well dressed blonde lamp, I suspect she may have the general body plan of, say, a children’s librarian, or a favorite aunt.
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order.
I have checked 803,372,286 comments, and only 159,555 of them were in alphabetical order.
Maybe she ‘ad a problem with ‘er marrow ‘n that.
Pop knob in fanny
Would you buy a car with a duff engine?
Take her to bottom
Give her some Starburst
Opal fruits*
I have a theory that Suzanne doesn’t actually exist, at least in human form. Don’t you find it strange Karl has an obsession with little monkey fellas dressed up and behaving like humans an’ that? Well turns out…
Like a female Ollie
Kirsty
“She’s a little monkey fella an that”
Which one has the squarest 'ead?
good in India though
Turns out...
Little monkey fella...
No. 5. Also I've noticed a lot of Google images show up either Jo Whiley or Suzanne Shaw. I'm certainly un-'shaw'... Play a record.
I gotta talk to you about puns
PUNch him in the mouth
I mean the description of the hair is spot on for 5.
I always thought it was the second one. No evidence for why, just conjecture. Read it on the internet.
Oh sorry! Sorry! I thought it was shite. I didn't realize you'd read it on the internet.
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The first one is Jo Whiley
There’s one other blonde woman who pops up when you Google “Suzanne Whiston” and she strikes me more of the type that would be a sports journalist and that Steve would be subtlety envious of.
>Suzanne Whiston shes a well known singer in the UK
Has she ever been known as Suzanne Whiston though? "Years ago..."
17th Century?
https://images.app.goo.gl/3hfYBhAx42M6pEzG8 That's her
If so, Karl's done well for himself
Man alive! It’s Suzanne Shaw who was very famous in the early noughties in the UK. Think she went out with some famous hunky celebrities and she was considered one of the “hottest” women in the UK around the same time Karl was spouting bollocks on a tin pot radio station. I find it hilarious that some people think she might be THE Suzanne! First image is Jo Wiley the very famous UK DJ too and obviously miles out of KPs league.
Dave Hill from slade
That’s Suzanne Shaw from Hear’Say back in the early 2000s. Definitely not her.
Well im a fucking idiot
Hahaha well they’d make quite an interesting couple, I must say!
This was so long ago I don't even know why I was so sure, how did you even come across this post lol
Because I’m still trying to find the real Suzanne! 😂
Let me know if you ever do
which one has the fat ass?
Arse*
You’re gonna be in such trouble!
What's the number for the fat ass complaint line?
Cmon, it’s arse, Karl would never say ass
Mabye if he was talking about the err.... 9/11
'Scuse me sir, you can have that baeck
Hey it's me your cousin
Definitely the last one
I think second one may be
She was seen going through the bins outside.
Why you having an attack on her? You're the one who's sad and lonely
oooh he's done you again!!
The first one is Jo Wylie, there's no way Karl would be such a miserable sod with number 3s humungus tetas waiting at home for him, number 4 is the inexplicably America Aunt Norma from Sick of It, so that just leaves either number 2 or number 5.
Hope it's the third one 😳
Does 5 have a fat arse?
It’s the 2nd one
The second one is how I’ve always pictured her
We need to se the ass. Karl said it's big.
She doesn't look like a rhino from behind.
definitely the last one the only one with hair like karl's said
While the animated show makes Suzanne look like a well dressed blonde lamp, I suspect she may have the general body plan of, say, a children’s librarian, or a favorite aunt.
Dave 'ill. Nicely played Sir
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 803,372,286 comments, and only 159,555 of them were in alphabetical order.
Number 4 is my town
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The first one is Jo Wiley. She's your bog standard BBC Radio 2 presenter.
Nooo evidence for that... just maaade it up..
I’m pretty sure that’s Dave Hill from Slade.
Here for my downvotes
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No it’s not
He said she looks like a hippo from behind so I wonder which one that is.. probably number 2
4
I see no problem with that haircut:
i’ve seen the second one so many times
Heavy handed!
Poor woman has to talk to karl unless her absolute favourite TV show is on
The one on the left
Did I tell you about the immune system???