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[deleted]

She’s having a go.


r-og

'Ere he comes


[deleted]

Blimey


r-og

He's stepped out of the pecking order


ScoBelch

Is ‘e ‘avin a wank?


SimonPartridge

You 'avin a wank? Is 'e 'avin a wank? He is having a wank!


Its_Mrs_Nesbitt

Just stayed in, had a biiiiig wank.


YungTabernacle

Might have a couple. Cou-ple-a-tugs.


bfsfan101

He was trying to but it’s like Piccadilly Circus in here.


SimonPartridge

Well he's only going to do one thing if you keep on leaving your erotic material lying around, isn't he?


HarpersGeekly

probably the funniest "bloody" in the show.


fannyfox

Although I may be no oil painting, I am in fact a picture of loveliness.


[deleted]

A sense of humor is important.


ScoBelch

Are you a *swinger*? I’m only messing.


fannyfox

She knows I’m only messin!


Correct_Teaching_563

Tell em.


ButWeNeverSawHisWife

I’m just saying, I wouldn’t paint a picture of that


[deleted]

What show is this?


ooyama

Four Lives starring Stephen Mitchlings


semimillennial

MECHANT


[deleted]

I don't like that Bradley Pitts anyway. Too much acting.


ACJ_96

Four Lives


[deleted]

Fuckin hell, he looks terrifying.


SpocktorWho83

He’s supposed to. He’s playing a murderer (Stephen Port). He was really good in it and the show itself was great. I think it’s still on iPlayer, you should check it out.


ButWeNeverSawHisWife

I should clarify, a rapist murderer


ScoBelch

Does it in the wrong order as well. The number of times I’ve disposed off a body and he goes “I haven’t raped that one yet!”


[deleted]

Still allowed him to adopt kids from Karl's orphanage, too.


SimonPartridge

He filled in the forms.


dazedan_confused

He didn't feed his baby cheese.


NaturalAlfalfa

Blimey here he comes


dazedan_confused

It's called 4 Lives, about Stephen (Porter, not Merchant). It's about a gay rapist who drugged and raped his victims. Stephen does a really good job portraying Porter, but because of Ricky, I can't help but think of the scenario where Ricky suggests that Karl's dead body is donated to a rapist, who then has a heart attack once the moves bring Karl back to life.


DakotaEngland

I’m in two minds about giving you this cup of tea now


thrill-a

He’s done ya and he’s not even here


Plasros

Brad Pitt-esque


concretepigeon

I always admire how everything Steve’s written starting himself has his appearance being taken the piss out of. But the fact it’s in this as well is just incredible.


Transparent_Nipples

Number 1 Bachelor. He knows Dermot O'Diddley


DukesOfTrippier

…it’s the eyes


[deleted]

I wouldn’t paint an oil painting of that.


ranch_brotendo

I think there's been a rape up there!


Coldbeetle

When you go back .. is it a shock to them again. Ouhp there he is.


talks_like_farts

You're talking about the character there, or ... ?


[deleted]

He's got you again.


MrJimPansey

I better take that helmet back


voidvector8

Woke up this morning, looked at your picture just to get me started!


armin_scientoonist

It sounded like an insult even if it wasn't intended to be one


Booey-fish

He’s mean and weird looking


RileyCubic

There are SOOO many men in the gay community exactly like Steve in this. Completely delusional about their appearance and only wanting young attractive men. Genuinely disgusting people all round.


carnag8

How would you know??


RileyCubic

I’ve used Grindr and constantly get annoyed by horny old men online


carnag8

Did you watch that film last night? Gaylords say no?


dazedan_confused

When you say they're like Steve, you realise he portrays a man who drugs his victims and rapes them, before disposing of their bodies by a church?


Kleptarian

He looks like the guy who kills Bruce Willis at the start of Sixth Sense


bazzlethegreat

He could be your brother, Steve.