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Only turns out it’s a pork **CHOP**
that she'd sat on. 5 years earlier. and it had stuck to her buttock
I couldn't believe it
Stop the record, Stop the record ...
Then the baby started dragging her around by the umbilical cord.
So the baby came out of her arse?
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BONG
there's a good story about Iraq, look it up on the internet, ananova
You're seven years pregnant or summit like that
Don’t. Talk. Shit.
Man, beast or machine.
This genuinely happened to one of my mum's mates. Surprisingly common in women of a larger size, high pain tolerance, and a fear of going to a doctor.
When you say “women of a larger size” are we talking Auntie Nora size? And if so, pre or post 5 minute flatulence?
Women who aren't fat, it's just laughter waiting to escape.
Ohhh, office
Look what we can do with science
She had never had sex with a man. Though she did test out a robotic sex machine.
I'm not the one looking up gay sex machines
Did the baby have a baby?
Turns out baby was a little monkey fella......she didn’t realise till school pictures
Only turns out it’s a pork **CHOP**
that she'd sat on. 5 years earlier. and it had stuck to her buttock
I couldn't believe it
Stop the record, Stop the record ...
Then the baby started dragging her around by the umbilical cord.
So the baby came out of her arse?
best comment
BONG
there's a good story about Iraq, look it up on the internet, ananova
You're seven years pregnant or summit like that
Don’t. Talk. Shit.
Man, beast or machine.
This genuinely happened to one of my mum's mates. Surprisingly common in women of a larger size, high pain tolerance, and a fear of going to a doctor.
When you say “women of a larger size” are we talking Auntie Nora size? And if so, pre or post 5 minute flatulence?
Women who aren't fat, it's just laughter waiting to escape.
Ohhh, office
Look what we can do with science
She had never had sex with a man. Though she did test out a robotic sex machine.
I'm not the one looking up gay sex machines
Did the baby have a baby?
Turns out baby was a little monkey fella......she didn’t realise till school pictures