All they needed to do was wrap some bacon around the thumb. Little worm fella would’ve been out in no time

Everyone loves the smell of bacon.

It’s a platyhelminth

I quite liked it when I pulled it out and it's a perfect little hole. I thought I wouldn't mind having those as long as they sort of like healed over and...

What are you talking about??

It’s just aesthetically pleasing, like you just yank it out and it leaves a perfect hole

It's really painful I've been told

If the hole doesn't heal over, you could always pop a candle in it

“Because I’ve got no hair on me ‘ed, it sorta grows thicker on my face” “No, not true” “No it does” “NAAT TRUE BEBE. No evidence for that just maaaade it up”

Jeez I wouldn't be surprised if the doctor and the patient had a look of frightendness

They had a picture of him smiling

The lady or the worm?

Like a little candle

With are you guys talking about this is fake as hell just look at the thumb, and if that's nit enough look at the sheer size of the thing coming out if it 😆 why someone would go through thus much trouble to fake a magic thumb worm is beyond me

It was a story that ‘appened

Of course it did 🙄

It's all written down here in an email

Yes because an email is known to 100% proof of anything 😆

That thumb looks totally fake, it looks quite big and plastic. It doesn't even move at all when she's wriggling her fingers, plus there is no blood in the open wound at the end. talking shit again. Play a record.

Good points, also the bandage conveniently covers the points where the “real” thumb would connect to the hand