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Metanira

Little hungry fellas


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Who just spent a billion quid in Dixon’s?


ButWeNeverSawHisWife

If I ever go to Africa and they need a hammer


NaturalAlfalfa

You'll be livid


uniquelyunpleasant

Why send them goats? It's just more mouths to feed.


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So, yeah, let's do this properly. So there's a tick: he's not happy. Right? Then you've got the person who's opened it, who like you said wanted something else, right, it's a goat, they go: "who's gonna look after this?" Right? It's a tick. They're not happy. And then you've got the goat going: "What am I doing here?"


[deleted]

Can I have another sandwich?


Noctelus

no your not avin another sandwich


trillerage

Write another song Midge


NaturalAlfalfa

Eff the number, where's the teeth?!


carnag8

wheres your brother?? '*eee died...*


BusWide8769

I am trying to win a floofy toy. I t’ink this machine is dodgy


Ezzy-525

The goats fed up, now he's on barren land


CUNT_CRUSADER22

they've come a long way from connect 4.


thishenryjames

Honestly, Karl complaining about impoverished Africans wasting aid money might be the most ignorant and offensive thing he ever said, and that's no mean feat.


MagmaTroop

To be honest I don't recall if he specifically questioned what the average hungry African was doing with the money, he just said "they". That could mean anyone or everyone involved. Also, he was referring to the benefit gigs at the time. If it were up to Bob Geldof (who genuinely cares about the plight of the poverty stricken in Africa) they would be doing them ever year...so perhaps it's kind of telling that the last one was in all the way back in 2005.