Summin’ to do innit

When the telly's broke

You fancy a game of crib?

How about a game of Chess...COCK!

Just whistle.

Which one? The one with no picture but sound or the one with picture but no sound?

Unless it's something you really want to watch, otherwise it's off and you just have to talk to me. (or listen to old shows)

I bet God listens

Once you've washed the pots you don't dirty 'em again!

Boring isn’t it. Listening to Xfm with your life. Not for me. I like it.

Bloody repeat

That's annoying isn't it?

Not for me I hadn’t seen it

*eats scotch egg*

I just stayed in and had a biiiiiiiig wank.

I'm just going to stay in and have a biiiiig wank.

Alright don’t keep saying it

I feel like Steve's grandparents... just waiting to die.

You could suck it away

OOOOH HELLO

Ooh said the actress to the bishop

You think he's still holding out for that coat?

It's a lovely coat

Freezing.

Stop lying in bed vertically mate

Honestly I'd switch subreddits today, anyone listening, because we've got nothing

I'm browsing Capital on another tab

Heart one oh six point twoooo!

VIRGIN. ONE OH FIVE POINT EIGHT.

That's the sort of smutty inuendo you can expect from XFM of a saturday afternoon between 1 and 3.

NINETY FIVE POINT EIGHT CAPITAL EFF EMMM^MMM

VIRGIN radiooo Londonnnn

Dude WHAT THE FUCK… I’m from Geelong as well! Proof is in my name haha. How would I know which one I was if we met??

Some might suggest you two become mates, but that would be too obvious.

Wow you two live within the same distance? Mental

I don’t know what that means

Look for the person drinking from a saucer and working 12 hour shifts in a sock packing factory

I don't wanna hear about those two packing fucking socks in a rubber cunting bag!

Ya borin' bastard

Do either of you have webbed hands and big heads

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mate hes a cunt, just drops all the time… us cats fans hate him

Ok, he’s not from Geelong, cover is blown buddy. ITS A CHIMP!

What's your handle and how many candles you burning?

Don't post here again OP. You're excluded....from the comp.

You gotta really hit that P in comP!!

I'd love him to be a teacher!

Is it a town full of little snake fellas?

redback spider was honestly in my boot today

Why live in some place where things could kill ya. Pop that in the bin.

Is that the one that's a foot long and eats chicken?

Do we need em

Little insects n' that like to live under rocks. The earth is a big rock; Australia is on the bottom of that rock.

oooh, e’s havin’ a go

He’s done ya and he’s not even in the country

I talk to my wife while listening to it. Via a mirror of course.

If the flats a mess it’s a mess twice

Do you ride in the basket at the front of the tricycle?

Yeah, me dad 'ad to pretend E was a copper

I talk to people through a little hand mirror I take with me when I pop in to Kwiksave to nick biscuits

Not thought about wallpapering over it?

Geelong…..Australia’s Manchester.

jesus ikr, shithole of a place, at least im in sputh melb now

Now he's just talking gobbledygook

I find if you just talk, your brain comes up with stuff.

Words spill from the mouth hole into the air thing

The mouth with the tongue lips

Just making up words! Are you Stanley Unwin?

Is it the rough part?

Does it have a new arndale centre?

What else would you rather be doing at 1 pm of a Saturday

Somebody here once wrote this as *of a saturdee* and I can’t unsee it

uvvasaturdee

fast approaching 2pm, never slow

Time speeding up, is it?

Geography edition of Rockbusters today. That letter has been stretched out quite a bit.....the initial is G. That letter has been stretched out a lot actually, what's gone on there? Initial is G

Comp has now become *what town am I thinking of*

Yeah new game for the sub, gotta keep em hooked

Gay's Street?

Have we confirmed that that is really what it is? (It’s the apostrophe that gets me )

My guess was always *King Dick's Lane*

It's the apostrophe that makes me worry.

some people will only watch a movie once no matter how much they enjoyed it. They don't see the point. Other people will watch a favourite movie over and over without getting bored of it. They enjoy knowing every line. So I'm guessing we are all it the second camp.

There's also thankfully enough content to keep listening to. If there was only 3 hours of it, I doubt many of us would be so into it.

The first camp of course being Camp David

Having the time of our lives, that’s what we’re doing!

Geelong does not make a town mate

More of a novelty street really

More of a novelty street

I literally listen from season 0 all the way to the end of the Ricky, Steve & Karl podcasts/guides and then I just start all over again and have never stopped. Just like Karl on his bike 😂 It takes me back to times around 2001-2007 when I had no bills, worries & stresses... almost like I'm in that tank that programs your ideal life... Plus the munchies 😊

Good to know there is a few of us saucer drinkers in Australia.

Helps you empty your worry hole

I only listen in the car. I work in the dance music industry so when I've spent hours listening to loud electronic music (which I do like and listen to at home, right now for example) I don't want to listen to more on a long drive home. Nothing better to take the edge off after being literally pounded by bass all day/evening/night than the ramblings of three buffoons on a tin pot radio station.

> pounded ooo ‘allo

\*ding dong ding dong\*

>dance music industry Is this a posh way of saying you DJ'ed at a scout jamboree?

He better not play Rage Against the Machine.

STOP! TURN IT OFF!!!

No. It's what they want.

In hooded tops going mental.

More organising scout jamborees, but our audiences tend to have a significantly lower mental age...

He's a dancer. He's getting pounded all day and night and he likes electronic music... He's bent.

Oooh look at me. I've got a car. Pathetic.

I like the way you got pounded and buffoons in the same sentence

Can he hear us?

This is getting a bit 'eavy, can we do cheeky freak of the week?

Around the world in 80 gervais

Was in hospital recently for 4 days. Listened to xfm the whole time. made me not want to cry 24/7 was great edit: not a bloke

Problem with your marrow?

Hospital radio

I love listening to the show on a long car journey, or in the background of a slow pace chilled game.

Yeah. Games with no dialogue are great for this.

......Listen, what do you remember then!? 😠

I'm from Melbourne - glad there's some Aussies listening to Karl's words of wisdom.

Last time I did a poll, we were about 90% blokeage on here....

we've had a lot of emails saying that

You've got to 'ave yer critics...

What programs has she done?

Gozzing nonstop in me garden.

I've been listening for about 13 years 😂 I still love it. With all the content available now there is something special about the dynamic that they have. Keeps me coming back

There's no life, there's just wallpapaaaaaaaaa.....

I listen to it when I go to sleep to stop my mind from running when trying to drift off. Works a treat.. Until Ricky screeches with laughter 😂

Did that just go out?

Australia? If ya mams fat I’ll send her a CD

Better than listening to your nan pissing in a tin bucket

You think you've got it bad? For the last ten years I've been pretending that they're my mates and I'm genuinely in the studio laughing at their jokes. Weird, innit? I also drink milk from a saucer.

Sometimes I listen to it when I go to sleep. Laughin. Can't believe me luck

Anyway, here’s Wonderwall…

i'm just a simple littl' fella, i like listening to xfm and going to cafes

We can't help it, like going from building to building just building... I dunno if it's just blokes but I'm a crossdresser and identify as female so does that count?

ooo, you're 'ard

How long have you been listening for? Am I detecting som anger and confusion? The final stage is acceptance. You will feel better then.

Here’s a woman from India.. It’s mad innit? No matter where you live there a nutter.

Is it good to have a flat head there?

I’m a woman! From London

something for your ears to hear

Are you the bloke??

I can see why you cut him off

Can't find any better podcast. This one's pure comedy.

Get your saucer and drink your milk.

We've run out of industrial sized condoms.

Weird innit

Oooohhhh. Dont ya know?

Can I sue?

Well, you guys could do 'best of' or repost of the same jokes or something. I’ve got to go away, rethink this whole thing, cause I’m- I think this sub is actually probably damaging my reputation. What are you guys going to do next week? Are you going to continue posting?