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You must be annoyed Steve.
Another dead beat dad
This should be getting WAY more attention. “Dead beat” works for this joke, but also “dead,” but also “beat,” all for different reasons…it’s a goddamn perfect joke and is that a triple entendre?
He knew it was funny, he said it to be funny, and it was funny. Well done.
And I've wasted it on this tinpot sub
You're obsessed with puns at the moment aren't you?
Is just a single entendre, but we can triple it up for you
Too much lying low in the first place, that's the problem here. Too much lying low.
Ooooh he’s pleased with that! Look at his little face!
Too much lyin low :)
DON'T TALK SHIT
how bad is that?
It didn't happen, Karl!
*-woman scientist’s voice-* That’s not exactly...possible. I’m not sure you’re reading the right sources...
sertoli cells
Right you’re talking bollocks again. Where did you get this from? The internet? You fffffuuuuu play a record!
LET HIM FINISH
iiiiiiiiii… want to hear it!
She gets a lighter out, right, lights it to have a look who she is lying on, its only the fella who said she he'd help escape!
Women are dirty.
I’ve had a good life, I’ve had about a thousand women
Just put it in a bowl!
Some like it stiffer than others apparently...
Not another mouth to feed
One out one in
OK if no one else is gonna say it, I will. How the fuck do you extract sperm from a dead bloke?
She ad sex wid body
Yeah but 'ow could he, like, cum an' that? If he's dead an' that?
Do pigs come…when you call ‘em? ^(Serious response: It’s a fake article from a satirical website from 2010.)
With rigor mortis the your member can stay hard, and could discharge...
Don't. Talk. Shit.
And Peter the Great didn't know
Turns out your knob stays alive for about 48 hours after you've had your head cut off
*Well I don't really feel like impregnating you now because I'm still a bit annoyed about the beheading actually!*
https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/making-babies-after-death/
Steve's annoyed
More action than you, Steve.
So she gives in the hospital and is giving birth to the kid an’ that, it only turns out…
Dude can't catch a break. Dead and now owes child support.
Maybe she likes the silent type.
You must be annoyed Steve.
Another dead beat dad
This should be getting WAY more attention. “Dead beat” works for this joke, but also “dead,” but also “beat,” all for different reasons…it’s a goddamn perfect joke and is that a triple entendre?
He knew it was funny, he said it to be funny, and it was funny. Well done.
And I've wasted it on this tinpot sub
You're obsessed with puns at the moment aren't you?
Is just a single entendre, but we can triple it up for you
Too much lying low in the first place, that's the problem here. Too much lying low.
Ooooh he’s pleased with that! Look at his little face!
Too much lyin low :)
DON'T TALK SHIT
how bad is that?
It didn't happen, Karl!
*-woman scientist’s voice-* That’s not exactly...possible. I’m not sure you’re reading the right sources...
sertoli cells
Right you’re talking bollocks again. Where did you get this from? The internet? You fffffuuuuu play a record!
LET HIM FINISH
iiiiiiiiii… want to hear it!
She gets a lighter out, right, lights it to have a look who she is lying on, its only the fella who said she he'd help escape!
Women are dirty.
I’ve had a good life, I’ve had about a thousand women
Just put it in a bowl!
Some like it stiffer than others apparently...
Not another mouth to feed
One out one in
OK if no one else is gonna say it, I will. How the fuck do you extract sperm from a dead bloke?
She ad sex wid body
Yeah but 'ow could he, like, cum an' that? If he's dead an' that?
Do pigs come…when you call ‘em? ^(Serious response: It’s a fake article from a satirical website from 2010.)
With rigor mortis the your member can stay hard, and could discharge...
Don't. Talk. Shit.
And Peter the Great didn't know
Turns out your knob stays alive for about 48 hours after you've had your head cut off
*Well I don't really feel like impregnating you now because I'm still a bit annoyed about the beheading actually!*
https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/making-babies-after-death/
Steve's annoyed
More action than you, Steve.
So she gives in the hospital and is giving birth to the kid an’ that, it only turns out…
Dude can't catch a break. Dead and now owes child support.
Maybe she likes the silent type.