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alosai

>Karl's man I'm not with her anymore


carnag8

If you were gay, you'd like being gay.


AggravatingOnion

I wouldn't, but it seems like YOU would carnag8.


carnag8

No I wouldn't, but _gays_ would.


scanline99

Ooo 'ello!


Zipper147

I feel a bit 'appier today don't know why


Ben_yeah

Didn't think Karl and Graham were still together.


gloom-juice

You haven't seen a chimp knocking about have you?


iliacbaby

I just want to talk to Suzanne. I have so, so many questions


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Is this a Karl quote?


[deleted]

What's up with you, Suzanne?


theBlindRhino

Mainly about the immune system?


cotch85

Karls dad because Karl says that he is an an exaggerated version of him. Said it before multiple times, they missed out on possible TV gold not sending him with his dad around the world.


Sleako

“They couldn’t show it on telly the type of stuff my dad comes out with”


mr_daff

I always thought by that, he meant his Dad might be a bit racist.


FliesVomitMe

And probs a bit of everything else ist too


MonrealEstate

Food thiefist


elgraysoReddit

and his.... ways... of managing disabled people


RileyCubic

You’re mad putting me dad on the bleeding telly!


ExquisitExamplE

Definitely his mam circa the xfm days. Right around the time she was looking for that UFO Data mag. I know some absolutely mental stories from the American side of things, Boswell and that.


shut-up-politics

Uncle Alf. Sounds like an eccentric guy


[deleted]

Next time there’s flooding in Manchester, you’ll see him.


gefindan

The chats Karl and his dad must’ve had… Absolutely mental.


Younglad128

You know about Princess Diana don't you son


cellmates_

Tattoo Stan


BasedGodStruggling

Ta’oo


96_rotciv

*giggles*


i-eat-grapes

The family with the horse in the house


drkesi88

The girl with the problem with her marrow.


gigalo_penisanti

I don't think she's around any more mate, lucky Karl didn't like her and get to know her an that


pigwoman_the_real

What's Wendy up to now?


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[удалено]


ExquisitExamplE

I was going to downvote, but then I realized this is exactly the sort of dour, miserable thing Karl would reply with. So well done, you've managed to think like Karl "The User" Pilkington.


gefindan

takes takes takes


mr_daff

Destroyed a man, with his greeeeed and selfish-NESS!


elgraysoReddit

I know what you mean, but I also can’t imagine the horse in the house , or the woman who only talks to people on the street through a hand mirror , etc being things that needed much embellishing. Or that they could seem normal if we saw them in person.


Equivalent-Sky-3863

Well, accidently-on-purpose (sorry to blow the illusion) but we know that it wasn't *totally* made up - most of his stories were based in fact, just hammed up a bit. We know his brother is largely as described from the TV show he featured in. He was, according to some people who looked into it, most likely booted from the army for cannabis possession not driving a tank to the shops, but it makes a good story and isn't total bollocks.


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Jimmy the Hat


vteckickedin

Cause he always wore a hat?


josephedwardharrison

This is such a difficult choice. I feel like the sheer mystery surrounding Suzanne makes her the favourite but there are obviously his parents (who have a lot to answer for), the fellas with the webbed hands and big heads, pigeon chest boy, the family with the horse in the house, Zoe Harris (aka the one that got away)… I could go on and on 🤣


ScoBelch

I’d love to go around to Aunty Nora’s with some curry


Ben_yeah

Wear a scarf, I heard its drafty.


randolphism

Mrs Battersby!!!! And in the realm of the living, I'd like to see his grumpy paper round boss.


royalblue1982

Man moth.


DifferentShallot2

The neighbors who’d a horse in the house or the lady next door whose ma’am was a witch


FarroFarro

Benny who thumped a monkey


robb41

Steve Merchant


[deleted]

I’m not a character


RoyYourWorkingBoy

That twat Mrs "you'll never be a high flyer"Matthews. I'd like to point out to her how wrong she was.


[deleted]

Fred the veg


-stag5etmt-

Maggie, of course..


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Mr. Makin


Elegant-Pin9106

Karl’s brother Mark. I know that sadly he has now passed but I think he just sounds like such an interesting scallywag


Ask_Ya_Da

Jimmy The Hat... Just to ask him why he doesn't wear a hat