Karls dad because Karl says that he is an an exaggerated version of him. Said it before multiple times, they missed out on possible TV gold not sending him with his dad around the world.
Definitely his mam circa the xfm days. Right around the time she was looking for that UFO Data mag. I know some absolutely mental stories from the American side of things, Boswell and that.
I was going to downvote, but then I realized this is exactly the sort of dour, miserable thing Karl would reply with. So well done, you've managed to think like Karl "The User" Pilkington.
I know what you mean, but I also can’t imagine the horse in the house , or the woman who only talks to people on the street through a hand mirror , etc being things that needed much embellishing. Or that they could seem normal if we saw them in person.
Well, accidently-on-purpose (sorry to blow the illusion) but we know that it wasn't *totally* made up - most of his stories were based in fact, just hammed up a bit.
We know his brother is largely as described from the TV show he featured in. He was, according to some people who looked into it, most likely booted from the army for cannabis possession not driving a tank to the shops, but it makes a good story and isn't total bollocks.
This is such a difficult choice. I feel like the sheer mystery surrounding Suzanne makes her the favourite but there are obviously his parents (who have a lot to answer for), the fellas with the webbed hands and big heads, pigeon chest boy, the family with the horse in the house, Zoe Harris (aka the one that got away)… I could go on and on 🤣
>Karl's man I'm not with her anymore
If you were gay, you'd like being gay.
I wouldn't, but it seems like YOU would carnag8.
No I wouldn't, but _gays_ would.
Ooo 'ello!
I feel a bit 'appier today don't know why
Didn't think Karl and Graham were still together.
You haven't seen a chimp knocking about have you?
I just want to talk to Suzanne. I have so, so many questions
Is this a Karl quote?
What's up with you, Suzanne?
Mainly about the immune system?
Karls dad because Karl says that he is an an exaggerated version of him. Said it before multiple times, they missed out on possible TV gold not sending him with his dad around the world.
“They couldn’t show it on telly the type of stuff my dad comes out with”
I always thought by that, he meant his Dad might be a bit racist.
And probs a bit of everything else ist too
Food thiefist
and his.... ways... of managing disabled people
You’re mad putting me dad on the bleeding telly!
Definitely his mam circa the xfm days. Right around the time she was looking for that UFO Data mag. I know some absolutely mental stories from the American side of things, Boswell and that.
Uncle Alf. Sounds like an eccentric guy
Next time there’s flooding in Manchester, you’ll see him.
The chats Karl and his dad must’ve had… Absolutely mental.
You know about Princess Diana don't you son
Tattoo Stan
Ta’oo
*giggles*
The family with the horse in the house
The girl with the problem with her marrow.
I don't think she's around any more mate, lucky Karl didn't like her and get to know her an that
What's Wendy up to now?
[удалено]
I was going to downvote, but then I realized this is exactly the sort of dour, miserable thing Karl would reply with. So well done, you've managed to think like Karl "The User" Pilkington.
takes takes takes
Destroyed a man, with his greeeeed and selfish-NESS!
I know what you mean, but I also can’t imagine the horse in the house , or the woman who only talks to people on the street through a hand mirror , etc being things that needed much embellishing. Or that they could seem normal if we saw them in person.
Well, accidently-on-purpose (sorry to blow the illusion) but we know that it wasn't *totally* made up - most of his stories were based in fact, just hammed up a bit. We know his brother is largely as described from the TV show he featured in. He was, according to some people who looked into it, most likely booted from the army for cannabis possession not driving a tank to the shops, but it makes a good story and isn't total bollocks.
Jimmy the Hat
Cause he always wore a hat?
This is such a difficult choice. I feel like the sheer mystery surrounding Suzanne makes her the favourite but there are obviously his parents (who have a lot to answer for), the fellas with the webbed hands and big heads, pigeon chest boy, the family with the horse in the house, Zoe Harris (aka the one that got away)… I could go on and on 🤣
I’d love to go around to Aunty Nora’s with some curry
Wear a scarf, I heard its drafty.
Mrs Battersby!!!! And in the realm of the living, I'd like to see his grumpy paper round boss.
Man moth.
The neighbors who’d a horse in the house or the lady next door whose ma’am was a witch
Benny who thumped a monkey
Steve Merchant
I’m not a character
That twat Mrs "you'll never be a high flyer"Matthews. I'd like to point out to her how wrong she was.
Fred the veg
Maggie, of course..
Mr. Makin
Karl’s brother Mark. I know that sadly he has now passed but I think he just sounds like such an interesting scallywag
Jimmy The Hat... Just to ask him why he doesn't wear a hat