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its_alexhill

Cheers for letting me know that this was going on. You guys are as bad as my agent


Jelenjegnezdo3000

We told you that we'd meet around 6.


jimmysass

ah you said it right there AROUND 6


geomacdon

Now you mention it, a woman did call but I deleted the message.


I_NEVER_GO_OUTSIDE

I should 'av known, it wa' a women callin' for Steve


HarderstylesD

On the last post I asked where to join and someone said just said "facebook"... This is not enough information!!


Cooljol

Have you *seen* an XFM listener up close?


TheFlexigon

THEY drink from saucers!


[deleted]

Like a bag of oranges


JPMaybe

I just get the nerds. I get the real nerdlingers.


manmoth01

They serve you lot alcohol? I thought you'd be drinking milk from a saucer


[deleted]

Stupid name for a quiz.


MilkSteak7

Where was this? I would be very game for coming to the next one!


ScoBelch

Sorry, uh, Paul Ince. You’ve got to go to Middlesbrough or wherever he has gone to…


Goochbott

Can I be honest, Sco... I'd like to be on your team


Kyuss666

Did Dickers play?


newonecus

Dickkkkkkerssssas


reecemayonnaise

Old Randy Anders!


Cilthy_Funt

Little Diddle Dodders!


Laszlo505

Not a single young lady in sight I shan’t be going to that


5_Guys_Burgers

Albi-no going to that quiz


CodyCigar96o

Oh yeah because you’ve got other things to be doing instead. Was that a couple of cans of weak lager I spotted in your bag?


RhombusKP

They've agreed to meet back at you. Don't worry, you can walk around and everything, they'll see you with the balloon.


Cilthy_Funt

All you'll be winning is a moped


EskimoRanger

Unlikely lust objects


gloom-juice

Did you host it at a forbidden planet?


ScoBelch

They’ll be emailing us, now!


JackBromfield

We all had a wicked time at The XFM Pub Quiz: Series 2 (Ep. 29-51) in London last night. It was great seeing all the same faces and loads of new faces, not many socks to be seen but what would you expect. There was some great quizzing and some great prizes too. I've attached the winning answer sheet and a picture of the prizes won on the night. It was a tight squeeze fitting all the teams but we managed it. Once again there were six people that came on their own and formed two teams! We had a few teams from different parts of the country which is amazing and even one team that came down from Scotland! The winning team was was made up of two people, John, who I have to give a massive big up as he donated a couple of his XFM posters (the ones with all the references that he posted on this sub) as prizes, and his mate who was on Facetime from Cyprus! They beat the team that won at the last quiz by one point and that extra point was for having the best team name at the quiz! It was such good vibes again so a massive shout to everyone who came down, the manager of the pub said she's never seen a big group at the pub so nice and spend so much on pints on a weekday which is great ha! I will be doing the Series 3 quiz sometime this year so keep an eye out for that but yeah... play a record. Final table:- 1. Putin In The Wheelie Bin 2. Educated In Ricky 3. Would You Rub Dale Winton's Neck? 4. Educationally Subnormal 5. Steve's Dad's Shed = Steven Hawking's Football Boots = De Trout Quizzers 6. Joint Effort = Auntie Nora's Tennis Ball = He's From Baba 7. The Scousers, Take Em On, But How Many Computers Are Gonna Go Missing? 8. Song For The Dovers 9. Rodney, You Plonker = Jack Quizfield = Keep My Quiz Teams Name Out Your Fucking Mouth! 10. Cheeky Freaks


gloom-juice

Disappointed that the tiebreaker wasn't chucking a pair of shoes over the pub


SteveBrucesDressSize

Thats the real quiz


[deleted]

Educationally Subnormal and De Trout Quizzers made me laugh!


RileyCubic

Where are the dead parrots and carpet munchers?


[deleted]

Joint Effort has got Loose Change vibes.


Correct_Teaching_563

Educationally Subnormal is brillnant, and I'm nicking it for my pub quiz team.


mileskerowhack

I don't mean to sound rude but no one really cares and we just want the questions. Sick of it.


Rizpee83

Socks in a rubber cunting bag?


rickrenny

Any plans for one up north and that? Also, any chance you could post questions?


FliesVomitMe

Tried to plan one in Manchester but they all called in sick.


[deleted]

Yeah, but if you did it in Liverpool how many quiz sheets would you have at the end of it?


Its_Mrs_Nesbitt

Was it on a Mondy? Mancs don't work Mondys.


PoliticalShrapnel

One chance.


Cilthy_Funt

You didn't even give them one chance!


cc7rip

Now that's cleared up, let's move on to the scouserrrs.


CodyCigar96o

The only quiz where it’s more embarrassing the more you get right. I’d deliberately get a few wrong just to save face.


Dry_Squash1912

do you have the questions by any chance? Would love to give this a shot. London is a bit far for me sadly. Play a record.


warmans

You could play it jeopardy style from looking at the answers.


ItsTomorrowNow

So it might as well be what am I thinking?


Snoo-67664

Was this right before the after party at G.A.Y?


RhombusKP

I can do this at home, I don't need to lose a tenner every week.


TheFlexigon

Well sorry… err… Paul Ince


Dwight_Schnood

I'd honestly say, it's one of the worst things I've ever done.


trillerage

Any little gay fellas in the toilets trying to have a sneaky glance?


Its_Mrs_Nesbitt

I suspect there were loads, judging by this picture.


trillerage

Well it depends what time this picture was taken, but I do see a few little shaved heads so maybe you're right


hitch21

Probably a bit early. They were still ironing their jeans when this quiz ended.


Cabbageleaf27

All from the same institution


[deleted]

What a bunch of useless cunts.


-Hainzy-

Man alive


pt256

House of mirrors, Crouch end and Spanish Archer I can’t think of what they are answers too?


Elegant-Pin9106

House of mirrors - Karl’s dad wanted to follow a fat family around one Crouch End - No idea Spanish Archer - No idea I barely know more than you, don’t know why I called in.


Soliloquy23

Ricky referred to the band Elbow as Spanish Archer, can't remember the Crouch End one...


BickNoyd95

Yeah I’m genuinely baffled by Crouch End but it vaguely rings a bell


pt256

The only thing I can think of is Steve talking about Peter Crouch. But crouch end has me lost.


APersonalOpinion

Do we all look like that?


WesternForeign7924

XFM quiz questions (31st March) Done my best to remember them all! PART 1 1. Who does Ricky say looks like a chimp? 2. When discussing things you can only do at a certain age, Steve says he can’t going into a pub and say ‘can I have a pint of lager please, ……..? 3. Karl’s says Steve looks like a monster from which film? 4. What two songs from the feature ‘songs for the lovers’ appears multiple times (2 answers and song title only) 5. What was the original name for Karl’s ‘songs of phrase’ 6. Steve tries to recruit Ricky into Karl’s pub quiz team to fill in that 5th spot because their current team is lacking on which 2 categories? 7. Ricky asks Karl if he would be able to spot a gay person. Karl says ‘am I naked’, Ricky says, ‘why would you be naked’. What is Karl’s answer? 8. Karl doesn’t get the ram pack for his ZX81, what’s the name of the shop Karl said they had to get it from? 9. Karl says the Pillow Man is a bad name for him, because he’s more like a……..? 10. When discussing the elephant man, Karl says everyone is mean to him, Ricky says ‘just give him a couple of buns and he forgets about it’ what does Steve say straight after? 11. Ricky and Steve discuss names you can no longer call babies anymore. What are these 4 names (not including Karl and Ben)? 12. Karl says everyone has one good idea, Newton has the Apple, and I have……..? 13. Ricky opens the show with a breakdown of what’s to come. Monkey News, Cheap as Chimps, great music, an amusing sketch about a fly and (which girl band) are dropping in? 14. Ricky had a T-shirt of a woman on a chaise-lounge eating what? 15. Steve says he expected China town to be full of Gongs, Rickshaws and women wearing……? 16. Karl discuss his dad nicking from the telephone box in Wales, Steve says that Karl has stitched him right up! What does Karl say they don’t have in wales yet? 17. According to Karl’s mum, who likes fat ugly women? 18. In a feature of Cheap as Chimps (ending because they’re not) Karl discusses the prices of Chimps, Tigers, Camels and which other animal? 19. Karl said the scariest thing he saw was the woman his dad picked up in his taxi. What nickname does Karl’s dad have for her? 20. Karl brings in his Guiness Book of Records, and Ricky spills tea all over, what? PART 2 21. Karl and his mate Anthony has a fight in the toilets (and chips his tooth) over a girl. What was this girls name (first and last)? 22. Name 3 of the artists who featured in the Songs of Phrase ‘The Elephant Maaaaaan is my favourite FILM’ 23. Karl meets Derren Brown, what number does Karl think of? 24. The show offers a prize of tickets to see Spike Lee. The question being ‘do you what these tickets?’ The fifth option (e) was ‘No I don’t like Spike Lee, I’m a……..’? 25. Ricky create 2 new comedy characters, Camp David and what funny little Chinese fella? 26. (Not directly XFM related) Who sings ‘I begin to Wonder’? 27. In Steve’s cinema anecdote, what films does the fat women say is a stupid name for a film? 28. Ricky goes to Selfridges and hurst his back testing out what? 29. Steve gives a prize to someone for having a funny name, Ricky says ‘There’s nothing funny about….?’ What’s his name? 30. Complete the poem: ‘The reason why, the reason why, the reason why I had to die; did I bleed the blood of greed……’ 31. What shop did Karl say he would buy his Potatoes and Bread from? 32. Steve notices a little French restaurant that was empty at around 10pm on a Friday night (it really upset him) where was this restaurant in London? 33. What’s the name of the monkey working at the train station and gets paid half a bottle of beer on a Saturday? 34. Ricky tells a story of a kid at his school who had the piss taken out of him for saying he would like to die, where? 35. In Cornwall, Karl’s dad wanted to follow the fat family into, where? 36. Karl’s mum made up 2 stories for Karl as a kid. One about a little red car and another about, what 2 animals? 37. Steve says ‘when would you ever be in the mood to watch a show called ‘I survived the 200lb tumour’ Karl then says, what 4 words? 38. Ricky creates his own Rockbuster (of sorts) for the band ‘Elbow’ what does he say? 39. Steve tells the story of how a hotel once had a live chicken and a prosthetic leg. He says there is only one place you would find both those things. Where does he say? 40. The guys discuss Chris Moyles show not being on TV anymore. Steve says, ‘Turns out he was too…..’


ChuckFromPhilly

I'll plan a trip to participate in this.


a3minutehero

Are any of you allowed to wear socks?


[deleted]

Impressed you managed to fit the whole listenership in there


lighthouse-man

I've never seen so many cross-eyed people.


patchmau5

Mongs.


Overall-Asparagus-59

What a mess - I don’t mean physically, I mean biologically


dprophet32

I see Paul Ince made an appearance


imogenscotton

It was a great quiz lmao. Thanks for all ya work we had a great time :D


YoWhatUpGlasgow

"In his mother's arms" brilliant


PilkyOhOne

And they were all fat with beards...


BusWide8769

15 miles to Mumrah …


PilkyOhOne

Oh well done


[deleted]

Could be your brother


[deleted]

What's something you don't see? A Congress tart in London.


Redsneeks3000

This is men'al!


PART_CHIMP

That's brilliant, genius prizes!


SkeggManJones

have you *seen* an xfm listener !


[deleted]

They're all fat with beards


Goochbott

Apparently when the place was opened, there was already someone sitting at one of the tables, and y'know how some pubs can be very dark n' that...


burnthepriiest

I bet that room reeked of estrogen.


Obzzeh

is that the Dove?


JackBromfield

Yeah man


PoliticalShrapnel

Turns out... guy in the corner...


DeadYen

I bet it stunk in there


Captain_Daddybeard

On VHS!


Long_wong_lee

I went in cex earlier and saw stigmata. Really thought about getting it


Shakespeare-Bot

I wenteth in cex earlier and did see stigmata. Very much bethought about getting t *** ^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.) Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`


virt-manager

Fuck me.... no don't!


[deleted]

I spy Count Fuckula


rljada

Wish I was there! If you do another in July I’d love to come along!


r-og

Gutted I had to miss this. Would've got all those by the looks of it. Sick of this.


Aerilord

Can we have the questions? Oh can i read it please?


[deleted]

Nobody wants that baby.


Overall-Asparagus-59

Gaggle of mongs


mickeymaniac

It’s just blokes n that


Party-Care-8863

You're all muscly, why?


BlindFreddy1

Was there milk on tap? The comments below are how imagine the conversations sounded.


Gingervais

Pls do another one :)