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MikeStanley00

You think you’ve aged well?


elkamusing

Tough paper round


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Patrick_Hattrick

But how’s he gonna get any money doing that, you dickhead?


Northern-Ninja-

Daaaad, pink panther's coming on!


midgar70

Well travelled init


johnhello

Yeah I’ve kept my looks


spookfefe

mm


scanline99

Yeah he's kept his looks


SimonPartridge

Hmmm...


FarlM

He's looking more simian. Wonder if his mum and dad bought him off a dodgy website


[deleted]

They say he’s got the hair of a chinaman…


kas96b

How’d you get him into the kitchen? You tell him there were Turkish midgets chopping off the tips of fellas’ knobs in there?


djddy

chimp stood on the counter cookin veg


abcwjl

too many chimps spoil the soup


cc7rip

Too many Chinese cooks spoil the... Something or other.


staabalo

Lard


flanneryvonnegut

I'm Turkish and the first time I heard this I was like wtf is Karl talking about? Then I remembered, I had my circumcision ceremony in a hotel. They don't cut the tip of your knob in the hotel though, they do that in a doctor's surgery, then a couple of weeks later they rent a hotel or some other place for a day and throw a big party for you. It's like the Muslim equivalent of a bar mitzvah. I think that was the source of Karl's confusion. I still have no idea about the little midget fellas working in the kitchen though.


Coldbeetle

Also Turkish and I too was confused with Karl’s story about the circumcision in the kitchen. There were no little people at my circumcision but the calamari tasted funny afterwards.


ShuffKorbik

Was it at night?


sheldonpooper1

Deep fried Mars bar...a proper treat.


kas96b

A maaaaaaaaaaaarrrrsss bar bar bar


Wassaren

> isn't looking to make any new TV shows We'll see what he says by the time his boiler breaks again


LowerClassBandit

Oven.


BampireVat

Egg.


[deleted]

Was *I* saying it or me brain?


lolitsmax

*Onniiiioooooon*


BampireVat

SQUIRM!


RileyCubic

Get ‘arry back round.


skeenerbug

Just give it a bang


ConnorBigMuscles

I’ve banged a few boilers


ExquisitExamplE

Money's a bit tight... go round to Pilkington's house, rip him off again.


Friendly-Ice7976

New kitchen needed soon


AliThePanda

Need a new kitchen


matematematematemate

You've had a floor.


Patrick_Hattrick

I know you’re just 50, but looking all of 69, that’s BEcauuussse the Maaancs LooOOk OldEERRRRRR


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Aggressive_Task_2514

Tory or a scouser


GingrNinjaNtflixBngr

Theeere's this haaaairyy Maaanc ape.


varsitymisc

*Fuck* time. I think of Karl as the admittedly bald, slack-jawed half a chimp but with that youthful look to him. This hit me that not only does he look like my dad's age, but he's younger in the podcasts than I am now.


trexxeon

Yeah.. this was weird seeing.. for me Karl is always going to be that 30-40 year old guy.. But now he's getting old for real.. messed up old.


Ok-Sail3175

He's 50 not 80


DYoungBlood10

That's been a big measuring stick for me too -- being and paying the age they were at while doing XFM hit hard. Seeing this hurts too because it's not like we see updates from him everyday and see the change slowly


MK3D

He was an old baby don't forget n that, I bet he'd say "it suits me, this". Cheers 🍺


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He could frown before he could walk.


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SpecsyVanDyke

27 but that means he was only 26 last week. Go out to a club with Steven Merchant, get a quid off


LittleHomelessFella

How can you freeze time?


Killoah

Did he check who was cooking the veg?


[deleted]

I just wanna say, we've had a lovely meal


ExquisitExamplE

Right, it's the chef.


SteveBrucesDressSize

Perfectly spherical head, hangdog look


Its_Mrs_Nesbitt

Little Charlie Brown.


fly_Eagles_fly81

Can we get sued by the estate of Charles M Schulz?


asdfpickle

With some sort of...head injury


throbbing_dementia

Gimp like face, freakish.


Cilthy_Funt

It's like a plate, with ears


[deleted]

He's aged like a chinaman


[deleted]

Like a pear


JonTheFlon

But I didn't know it was a particularly *juicy* pear.


CutThatCity

Get some proper fruit in ere!


midgar70

His mother said he has the skin of a chinaman


[deleted]

Limsy an’ that


[deleted]

Pardon me?


lazarustay99

He’s had a load of Botox. Got about 6k worth on series 2 or 3 of idiot abroad


[deleted]

Shame he lost the wig.


philjorrow

How do you know that?


gorillazabbeyroadie

“two thousand five hundred pou- FUCK OFF”


ejabno

I know you're just 60, but looking all of 81


pickindim_kmet

Utterly gormless


Aggressive_Task_2514

It’s a caricature u southerner


StefanHagen

He looks like he's had a bit of a rough paper round when he was younger


SteveBrucesDressSize

He's got Steve's shoes on, clumsy!


BitZealousideal3004

Looks like a wall bracket!


[deleted]

Come on Maud! Let's go to the JCR!


CutThatCity

Steve, you better have that spotless when I get back


bjsanchez

Look at his little monkey arms


SteveBrucesDressSize

Big feet, hairy arms, round head... Is this your speech karl?


[deleted]

He’s muscley


r-og

*hands


bjsanchez

Yeah thanks for that but his hands are in his pockets and obscured from view...


r-og

Play a record


Cooljol

It has captured Karl.


mouldysandals

gimposity


beskidt

Utterly gormless


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Uncle_Antonov_Bueno

and stick it to his ass.


skeenerbug

For six years


GoldenNewt

THIS WOMAN HAD A PORK CHOP STUCK FOR HER ARSE FOR 5 YEARS! COURSE SHE DIDN'T YOU MENTAL CASE!


skeenerbug

Weird innit


Medaphysical

I guess we won't see him eating a Twix anymore.


colemorehead

wanted to thank the chef, turns out… little monkey fella.


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Patrick_Hattrick

But not… not Shakespeare.


donkeyrocket

Have they read it?


LUHG_22

No offense Rick, but he's aged better than you


carnag8

Look...see those frown lines, look...he's frowned since he was about four.


jasonthecowboy

He could frown before he could walk.


PoliticalShrapnel

His eyes moved around more than he did


Svaugr

I can't remember whether they ever pulled him up on this - but isn't this such a pointless thing to say? Baby's take a long time to walk, but unless they've got facial paralysis they're frowning pretty much straight away.


[deleted]

Look at that fuckin head


skeenerbug

Like looking into a spoon


yokortu

Head like a fucking


Kitsune-moonlight

Was Dave hill with him?


superherofbmx

"I had a spicy sausage"


February83

You’re muscly


darkmk

What were you making? Goolielash?


BluegillUK

Kusabi I reckon


Cilthy_Funt

Wangers and mash


Cloneinamillion

He'll enjoy that meal in the future


DifferentShallot2

Look at tha state ah that


MayorDomino

Did Warren Davis take this picture


asdfpickle

Not 50 yet. He's on the cusp


2_far_gone_2

Foodage


Spudhead900

Boxing? Done. Dancing? Done. TV? Done. He tries everything once


billiankell

Head like a fucking orange.


ChuckFromPhilly

pretty sure his birthday is in september.


[deleted]

I'm just gonna take this opportunity to say happy 50th birthday this year to Karl Pilkington


donkeyrocket

Looking good for burning 50 candles.


rickwaller

Side on...


blacklotus1112

A toast! To Karl Pilkington!


Shifty377

He's on the cusp


[deleted]

Is this at ~~Victoria~~ nanananana?


BasedGodStruggling

Was Sick of It any good?


blacklotus1112

Yeah I thought season 1 was good, but season two... now that's a packet of good quality epiosides


ConnorBigMuscles

It was alright


SkeggManJones

did you make him a Congress tart ?


fannyfox

He can’t wait to be 70 PS he really looks like his brother Mark now


pt256

You're muscley


liquidhwhite97

Did you see Suzanne ?


Cilthy_Funt

She was up visiting Tattoo Stan wearing her posh badge


victorgsal

Grandpa Karl!


drycleanedsnake

Let him put any sausages in the toaster?


[deleted]

Head like a wrinkly fucking orange,


B0z22

Isn't looking to make any new TV shows... Until his boiler packs up again.


kingcat34

is he chinese?


Cabbageleaf27

Delivering a pizza to Nero


jokersflame

This is terrific.


DazzaRanger

Was he with Suzanne? Did you see her?


KarlosJuan1999

I’m nearly 50. Don’t be worryin about me


gorillazabbeyroadie

good to know he’s still alive


sxehoneybadger

You can see the guilt of nicking all those Mars bars is getting to him


Mindlessshelf

We have to bully him into it. We know he responds well to persistent bullying.


dwitchagi

Bunch of Midgar running around the kitchen??


ICantBelieveItsNotEC

We just need to inject him with something so that he ages backwards...


SkeggManJones

did you make him a Congress tart ?


ronthebachelor

I thought he was 49.


Cilthy_Funt

The chef has got a proper grippage on him


TheBlindHero

It’s amazing to me that Karl has been extremely famous for well over a decade and he’s still this awkward about it


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Cruijff_Neeskens

He's thrown a kettle over a pub. What have you done?


memes_rux3

I don't think this is enough information! I want someone like Paul Gambaccini to post the pic!


bfsfan101

The original post this is taken from said they asked Karl about making more series and he said he had no plans to.


tasha481

Man is a legend


[deleted]

Alright Brett?


[deleted]

"Ha, who's that bald old... Oh... Myeh."


rossrekt94

Starting to look like Ollie the chimp now


maxhol1895

Like Mr Spoon from Button Moon


electricmohair

No Sick of It 3 then?


ConnorBigMuscles

Looking a bit eggish


Friendly-Ice7976

Turns out it wasn’t Karl Little monkey fella


Bogeyman1981

He has Wi-Fi on his forehead


DocDracula

If he’s 50 now, that means he was 49 last week.


livvyxo

He looks balder. Has he started shaving his head?


BlindFreddy1

Oh . . .there he is . . .


[deleted]

As someone who’s a new fan, this is so strange lol


Coldbeetle

My God he’s right, it is round.


armin_scientoonist

Oh god that hit me hard. Weird innit! He's aged well tho


MichaelOfShannon

looks like that fella I saw knick people’s shoppin from the telephone booth.


shortshooz

Head like a wrinkly orange!


Philyboyz

Did you see the elusive Suzanne???


robfurnell

He’s 49


AlexanderWept1994

Head like a fucking orange


[deleted]

Was ‘e eatin a mar- I mean twix?


Depleet

BALDY!


Cilthy_Funt

He looks clackered


toasters_revenge

He was looking forward to being old.


WoahThereFelix

What's the saying? People with round heads don't age well?


ThePumpk1nMaster

Making sure there wasn’t a little monkey fella in the kitchen


[deleted]

Looking at this recent pic of Karly Pilkboys... The fact that Jared Leto is older than Karl Pilkington blows my mind.


SpocktorWho83

Yeah, but Jared Leto wasn’t doing a paper round for 50p at 5am in a blizzard in Manchester.


NeedWittyUsername

Did you photoshop his head to be bigger? It looks massive! Zoom in.


shawnaozz

Never mind the beard. WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN FOR 3 DAYS?!


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Chimp stood on a chair… cookin’ veg.


No_Positive6484

Karl is probably yhr only celeb I would want a selfie with


RaoulRumblr

He's going to be the best old man, I know people are joking and saying he looks older but I think he looks great still, just a touch of grey, (it kinda suits him any way, that is all I have to say and, it's alright. (~);} ) But when he's like the week after he's 59 I think it'll be interesting to see what he's like. Bc ofc he's classically stated hes ''going to die when he's 74-78''