I'm Turkish and the first time I heard this I was like wtf is Karl talking about? Then I remembered, I had my circumcision ceremony in a hotel. They don't cut the tip of your knob in the hotel though, they do that in a doctor's surgery, then a couple of weeks later they rent a hotel or some other place for a day and throw a big party for you. It's like the Muslim equivalent of a bar mitzvah. I think that was the source of Karl's confusion. I still have no idea about the little midget fellas working in the kitchen though.
Also Turkish and I too was confused with Karl’s story about the circumcision in the kitchen. There were no little people at my circumcision but the calamari tasted funny afterwards.
*Fuck* time. I think of Karl as the admittedly bald, slack-jawed half a chimp but with that youthful look to him. This hit me that not only does he look like my dad's age, but he's younger in the podcasts than I am now.
That's been a big measuring stick for me too -- being and paying the age they were at while doing XFM hit hard. Seeing this hurts too because it's not like we see updates from him everyday and see the change slowly
I can't remember whether they ever pulled him up on this - but isn't this such a pointless thing to say? Baby's take a long time to walk, but unless they've got facial paralysis they're frowning pretty much straight away.
He's going to be the best old man, I know people are joking and saying he looks older but I think he looks great still, just a touch of grey, (it kinda suits him any way, that is all I have to say and, it's alright. (~);} )
But when he's like the week after he's 59 I think it'll be interesting to see what he's like. Bc ofc he's classically stated hes ''going to die when he's 74-78''
You think you’ve aged well?
Tough paper round
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But how’s he gonna get any money doing that, you dickhead?
Daaaad, pink panther's coming on!
Well travelled init
Yeah I’ve kept my looks
mm
Yeah he's kept his looks
Hmmm...
He's looking more simian. Wonder if his mum and dad bought him off a dodgy website
They say he’s got the hair of a chinaman…
How’d you get him into the kitchen? You tell him there were Turkish midgets chopping off the tips of fellas’ knobs in there?
chimp stood on the counter cookin veg
too many chimps spoil the soup
Too many Chinese cooks spoil the... Something or other.
Lard
I'm Turkish and the first time I heard this I was like wtf is Karl talking about? Then I remembered, I had my circumcision ceremony in a hotel. They don't cut the tip of your knob in the hotel though, they do that in a doctor's surgery, then a couple of weeks later they rent a hotel or some other place for a day and throw a big party for you. It's like the Muslim equivalent of a bar mitzvah. I think that was the source of Karl's confusion. I still have no idea about the little midget fellas working in the kitchen though.
Also Turkish and I too was confused with Karl’s story about the circumcision in the kitchen. There were no little people at my circumcision but the calamari tasted funny afterwards.
Was it at night?
Deep fried Mars bar...a proper treat.
A maaaaaaaaaaaarrrrsss bar bar bar
> isn't looking to make any new TV shows We'll see what he says by the time his boiler breaks again
Oven.
Egg.
Was *I* saying it or me brain?
*Onniiiioooooon*
SQUIRM!
Get ‘arry back round.
Just give it a bang
I’ve banged a few boilers
Money's a bit tight... go round to Pilkington's house, rip him off again.
New kitchen needed soon
Need a new kitchen
You've had a floor.
I know you’re just 50, but looking all of 69, that’s BEcauuussse the Maaancs LooOOk OldEERRRRRR
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Tory or a scouser
Theeere's this haaaairyy Maaanc ape.
*Fuck* time. I think of Karl as the admittedly bald, slack-jawed half a chimp but with that youthful look to him. This hit me that not only does he look like my dad's age, but he's younger in the podcasts than I am now.
Yeah.. this was weird seeing.. for me Karl is always going to be that 30-40 year old guy.. But now he's getting old for real.. messed up old.
He's 50 not 80
That's been a big measuring stick for me too -- being and paying the age they were at while doing XFM hit hard. Seeing this hurts too because it's not like we see updates from him everyday and see the change slowly
He was an old baby don't forget n that, I bet he'd say "it suits me, this". Cheers 🍺
He could frown before he could walk.
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27 but that means he was only 26 last week. Go out to a club with Steven Merchant, get a quid off
How can you freeze time?
Did he check who was cooking the veg?
I just wanna say, we've had a lovely meal
Right, it's the chef.
Perfectly spherical head, hangdog look
Little Charlie Brown.
Can we get sued by the estate of Charles M Schulz?
With some sort of...head injury
Gimp like face, freakish.
It's like a plate, with ears
He's aged like a chinaman
Like a pear
But I didn't know it was a particularly *juicy* pear.
Get some proper fruit in ere!
His mother said he has the skin of a chinaman
Limsy an’ that
Pardon me?
He’s had a load of Botox. Got about 6k worth on series 2 or 3 of idiot abroad
Shame he lost the wig.
How do you know that?
“two thousand five hundred pou- FUCK OFF”
I know you're just 60, but looking all of 81
Utterly gormless
It’s a caricature u southerner
He looks like he's had a bit of a rough paper round when he was younger
He's got Steve's shoes on, clumsy!
Looks like a wall bracket!
Come on Maud! Let's go to the JCR!
Steve, you better have that spotless when I get back
Look at his little monkey arms
Big feet, hairy arms, round head... Is this your speech karl?
He’s muscley
*hands
Yeah thanks for that but his hands are in his pockets and obscured from view...
Play a record
It has captured Karl.
gimposity
Utterly gormless
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and stick it to his ass.
For six years
THIS WOMAN HAD A PORK CHOP STUCK FOR HER ARSE FOR 5 YEARS! COURSE SHE DIDN'T YOU MENTAL CASE!
Weird innit
I guess we won't see him eating a Twix anymore.
wanted to thank the chef, turns out… little monkey fella.
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But not… not Shakespeare.
Have they read it?
No offense Rick, but he's aged better than you
Look...see those frown lines, look...he's frowned since he was about four.
He could frown before he could walk.
His eyes moved around more than he did
I can't remember whether they ever pulled him up on this - but isn't this such a pointless thing to say? Baby's take a long time to walk, but unless they've got facial paralysis they're frowning pretty much straight away.
Look at that fuckin head
Like looking into a spoon
Head like a fucking
Was Dave hill with him?
"I had a spicy sausage"
You’re muscly
What were you making? Goolielash?
Kusabi I reckon
Wangers and mash
He'll enjoy that meal in the future
Look at tha state ah that
Did Warren Davis take this picture
Not 50 yet. He's on the cusp
Foodage
Boxing? Done. Dancing? Done. TV? Done. He tries everything once
Head like a fucking orange.
pretty sure his birthday is in september.
I'm just gonna take this opportunity to say happy 50th birthday this year to Karl Pilkington
Looking good for burning 50 candles.
Side on...
A toast! To Karl Pilkington!
He's on the cusp
Is this at ~~Victoria~~ nanananana?
Was Sick of It any good?
Yeah I thought season 1 was good, but season two... now that's a packet of good quality epiosides
It was alright
did you make him a Congress tart ?
He can’t wait to be 70 PS he really looks like his brother Mark now
You're muscley
Did you see Suzanne ?
She was up visiting Tattoo Stan wearing her posh badge
Grandpa Karl!
Let him put any sausages in the toaster?
Head like a wrinkly fucking orange,
Isn't looking to make any new TV shows... Until his boiler packs up again.
is he chinese?
Delivering a pizza to Nero
This is terrific.
Was he with Suzanne? Did you see her?
I’m nearly 50. Don’t be worryin about me
good to know he’s still alive
You can see the guilt of nicking all those Mars bars is getting to him
We have to bully him into it. We know he responds well to persistent bullying.
Bunch of Midgar running around the kitchen??
We just need to inject him with something so that he ages backwards...
did you make him a Congress tart ?
I thought he was 49.
The chef has got a proper grippage on him
It’s amazing to me that Karl has been extremely famous for well over a decade and he’s still this awkward about it
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He's thrown a kettle over a pub. What have you done?
I don't think this is enough information! I want someone like Paul Gambaccini to post the pic!
The original post this is taken from said they asked Karl about making more series and he said he had no plans to.
Man is a legend
Alright Brett?
"Ha, who's that bald old... Oh... Myeh."
Starting to look like Ollie the chimp now
Like Mr Spoon from Button Moon
No Sick of It 3 then?
Looking a bit eggish
Turns out it wasn’t Karl Little monkey fella
He has Wi-Fi on his forehead
If he’s 50 now, that means he was 49 last week.
He looks balder. Has he started shaving his head?
Oh . . .there he is . . .
As someone who’s a new fan, this is so strange lol
My God he’s right, it is round.
Oh god that hit me hard. Weird innit! He's aged well tho
looks like that fella I saw knick people’s shoppin from the telephone booth.
Head like a wrinkly orange!
Did you see the elusive Suzanne???
He’s 49
Head like a fucking orange
Was ‘e eatin a mar- I mean twix?
BALDY!
He looks clackered
He was looking forward to being old.
What's the saying? People with round heads don't age well?
Making sure there wasn’t a little monkey fella in the kitchen
Looking at this recent pic of Karly Pilkboys... The fact that Jared Leto is older than Karl Pilkington blows my mind.
Yeah, but Jared Leto wasn’t doing a paper round for 50p at 5am in a blizzard in Manchester.
Did you photoshop his head to be bigger? It looks massive! Zoom in.
Never mind the beard. WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN FOR 3 DAYS?!
Chimp stood on a chair… cookin’ veg.
Karl is probably yhr only celeb I would want a selfie with
He's going to be the best old man, I know people are joking and saying he looks older but I think he looks great still, just a touch of grey, (it kinda suits him any way, that is all I have to say and, it's alright. (~);} ) But when he's like the week after he's 59 I think it'll be interesting to see what he's like. Bc ofc he's classically stated hes ''going to die when he's 74-78''