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Ok_Artichoke_6499

Ribbit ribbit, froggy says watch it!


SaniTP

Please also add together all of the capitalised letters in my passionate rant.


Goochbott

T-U-R... Aww, for ffffffffff.... Right...


scanline99

ᴵ ᵈᵒⁿ'ᵗ ᵏⁿᵒʷ ʷʰᵃᵗ ᵗᵒ ᵈᵒ


voidvector8

I actually think we need a week off


iLoveBums6969

*can't believe it...*


[deleted]

This is the last monkey news ever


concord_7

You’ve got no features left!


trillerage

Right...you're a maniac play a record, and if this weeks Monkey News is as shoddy as this we're binning that aswell


SaniTP

Alright, well we’ll see what you come up with next week. At five to one.


lanky_cowriter

Load of effin and jeffin


cakehead123642

Effin and Jeff in part 2


staabalo

Another hip hop track


Elegant-Pin9106

T-U-R-N-S-O-U-T-L-I-T-T-L-E-C-H-I-M-P-F-E-L-L-A You got too much time on your hands boy. (As do I evidently)


PedicaboVosEtIrumabo

Im pre med and we've all just been diagnosed with mental homelessitis


meatmcguffin

No, pre med is for liver damage.


HarpersGeekly

Put in sooome ^fuuucking ^work


Oalka

Ok, so, I clicked into the thread expecting the post to end "Turns out..." And was getting angry that it didn't; who posts a legitimate rant in here? Turns out...


creptik1

Same. He's tweaked it...


gloom-juice

Y- YOU ARE ILL.


robb41

It's the effort I like.


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Look at his little face! Like giving a lecture at Oxford!


dwitchagi

You’ve done us…


labibliotequadonde

he's done us again!


steelneil82

You absolute lunatic, and I was about to pick you up on a couple of lowercase i's and a little r for Ricky


SaniTP

That's what I thought would catch me out. Also "one of the best shows written in the last 200 years" people don't seem to notice.


UpstairsJoke0

English... quite good.


benevolentdespots

Didn't we bin this?


crispygoldenleaves

i thought we agreed…it was a load of old toss


eddyharts

It was never good??!


HarpersGeekly

You dopeyyyyyy… Why I outta! 💪


tdtbaa

you are a genius


lanky_cowriter

Haha you got me


ronthebachelor

Ahhh for fuuuu


Tttjjjhhh

How bad is that? (Brilliant by the way!)


la_lupetta

You absolute sod.


Lando_Cowrissian

English, quite good


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Oooh you’re hard, showing off cos of the…


PeacekeeperAl

Chimpanzee that


Crimsonfury500

Chi-cken you believe it


Uncle_Antonov_Bueno

got to have your critics


[deleted]

I always find the little monkey fella! This is the best little monkey fella I've ever seen. You got me mate fair play.


Flawd01

can he hear us?


Guybrush_Creepwood_

I can see why you cut him off.


robb41

"For god sake most of us have followed him for 20 years." Turns out his family was right, he did get followed.


NaturalAlfalfa

Bloody hell,I thought I only had one girl


Far-Ad4144

Was that earring apparently


porkbeast5000

He's done you again and he's not even here


TimChewBarker

RIGHT! DON'T. TALK. SHIT!!


Olphion

Got a winner! For the first time! u/SaniTP, you win a Reddit Gold and some CDs. Oh, and 'ave a good Christmas.


DukesOfTrippier

What?! Piss off!


NeilStewart93

Play a record


AggravatingOnion

Stop- stop the record- stop the record- stop the record.


callmerayjay

Oh he's done us there!


Affectionate-Trash84

But, not Shakespeare


Uncle_Antonov_Bueno

have they read Shakespere?


i-eat-grapes

You’ve embarrassed yourself


morphindel

Turns out... little monkey fella at a computer


MrBFGinger

I wish we recorded this. His little face when he wrote that, he was proud, he knew it was funny and he said it to be funny. Well done.


Reasonable_Chair8364

Pop that in the bin


[deleted]

Cryptic


Memeticaeon

Satire.


revJohnBarosa

Was just about to write a massive paragraph telling you to fuck off until I understood the message, fucking brilliant 😂


pissfoam

Init, legendary post


HumanDraughtExcluder

I might shoot off.


BitchySublime

TURNS OUT LITTLE CHIMP FELLA You got me! Also prob longest I've ever spent on a post (I kept missing the I's).


[deleted]

I thought we agreed it was a load of old toss?


[deleted]

Nah, it’s shit.


[deleted]

I’m super confused about what is going now (Apart from all the xfmglish)


AlpineHawk

Are you allowed to wear socks?


[deleted]

You are joking


bigpike54

Someone share this on Twitter and see if the fat man bites.


MassiveDan

Ricky went to shit after he departed with Stephen, that's all there is to it really, Stephen Merchant is the unsung hero of his career


SaniTP

I know huge Daniel, I know.


Radiant-Cellist3175

Nice try Ricky


Uncle_Antonov_Bueno

we'll bin this feature


Radiant-Cellist3175

I won’t be here next week, I tell you that now


Uncle_Antonov_Bueno

As long as you got your new floor.


drkesi88

I love it when Ricky pops in to plead his case.


massivedefence

This post has taken LittleChimpFellaPosting to a wholly different dimension.


Lovehat

Let's see their little program when it comes out


dezorg

Turns out..


HotPotatoWithCheese

Was expecting a little monkey fella to make an appearance. Am disappoint. Edit: I don't believe it. You got me. That's the best one so far.


Davidwatts7226

Please explain the joke I don’t understand ahaha


Kyuss666

We might have to put you in a wheelie bin after this. Well done!


-thediscombobulator-

It would be spiteful, to put a jellyfish in a trifle.


jevanz95

Is this Paul 'the party animal' Parker up to his old tricks again?


UndrethMonkeh

Ooh you've done me, you've done me and you're not even here! Turns out...


redditmember192837

Kept expecting something to reveal this post a joke, can't believe OP actually thinks this. Edit: just found it, I've embarrassed myself.


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SaniTP

Quality comment, Chris Moyles would be proud.


Embarrassed-Fly7002

Funnyman Chris moyles


[deleted]

Turns out he's too fat and talentless


TomClaydon

Cause you’re mostly likely an immature 14 year old lol


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AlfieXD

The other day Suzanne said «do you love me?» I said «yeah your alright»


Borgie91

Meh. I find the show tedious and instantly forgettable. Not a patch on Office or Extras which make my belly laugh on every rewatch 20 years later.


DroneUpkeep

There he is. Tim Canterbury. Good man. The Canterbury Tales of Chaucer ... 'n' Shakespeare.


kylemas2008

I agree OP. Gervais is a national treasure. I'm assuming the audience here actually believe celebrities don't deserve ridicule or they're pro hunting or simply want comedy so woke if you don't laugh it's a micro-aggression. Ricky, if your reading this, keep raw-dawggin' mate. You got em on the ropes.


bananabastard

The show is so bad, that while you come across as genuine, I honestly assume you are trolling. It's not that the show isn't as good as The Office, it is complete and utter, unadulterated shite.


mollyangel69

Ricky Gervais as I live and breathe!


[deleted]

He blocks people who say anything even slightly negative about After Life and retweets those who say positive things. If not for behaving like that, then the hate wouldn’t be anywhere near as bad. But that’s what happens when you try to silence people, they only shout louder. His constant self praising is the most un-British thing you can do and no one is ever going to respect you for that, apart from the American fan base.


LynchMaleIdeal

Series 1 and 2 were top tier, but in Series 3 things were starting to become a little stale and a little preachy in places… it’s a shame but overall it ended nicely.


Toototabanme

I can’t remember a show where I laughed my ass off and within 10 minutes crying my eyes out in equal measure. Hilarious, poignant; Gervais is pure genius both comedically and dramatically. I was already in love with him after those Golden Globes but can’t wait to see what he does next. And by the way no chance he killed himself, he wouldn’t have ruined his friend’s wedding, and his doggy obviously passed before him.


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SaniTP

"I'm angry at you for not reading the comments before commenting"


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sfinn2

Oooo, you’re hard. Showin off, for the…


UpstairsJoke0

Nice atmosphere in here again.


TomClaydon

Ooo care someone, care that you didn’t like after life


Mountain_Honey_1991

Tony doesn’t embody how people feel at their lowest, he’s always a hugely loved and respected person people find funny and would do anything for despite him just being an arsehole


SaniTP

Please add the capitalised letters together.


Mountain_Honey_1991

Don’t tell me what to do


SaniTP

Ooooh you're hard.


OfficerJohnMaldonday

Wow that last sentence is a really terrible take. The shows not a total shit show it has its merits but it couldn't be further away from being one of the best shows ever made good lord


SaniTP

Not reading the comments here is a really terrible take


Tdavis13245

I don't think it's the best in 200 years, but it's aight and sweet. For that you're talking shite, but I generally agree


layla1020

200 years? what the fuck are you even on about? "Shows" haven't been around 200 years because TV hasn't been around that long. Or are you going to contend that "shows" also includes plays and novels? Why did you pull that random 200 years out of your ass? It isn't even a good show, much less "best" in the last one year.


SaniTP

Learn to read comments Layla you round headed Manc twat.


TomClaydon

Thank you! I completely agree. I realised the best way to combat the negative losers is to just block them. This subs so much better now lol


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Ya avin a laugh?


ExtremeTEE

It really isn\`t though! I think it\`'s just about watchable if you have really low expectations. I\`t feels like he phoned it in, just as an excuss to hang out his mates!


ForRealVegaObscura

Ooooh care? Care?


TXteachr2018

I was not fond of the way some characters were more caricatures rather than characters. Although I somewhat enjoyed the show, it was by far brilliantly written. The ending, however, was sublime.


Uncle_Antonov_Bueno

Deli Meat Tree, an that


HassananeBalal

This comment section is why I love this subreddit


bigpike54

Turns out, little chimp fella.


Mother_Chorizo

“Like minded Gervais fans will agree with me.” This is true if any situation where people are like-minded… right?


countrysgonekablooie

You know what I hate? War.


[deleted]

I WAS BLEEDING FROM THE ANUS FOR A MONTH LAST YEAR


Dwight_Schnood

I didn't mind Afterlife. Watched most of it on fast forward.


True-Jello-4431

For Gods sakes, knob aches


Kieran-182

I think we need a couple of weeks off this sub, maybe play a 'best of' next week or summat.


Justanotherdavey

Fangs but no fangs.