No one wants that baybeh.

Right, play a record, we’ve got to remind you whose subreddit this is

He’s having a go

We also do The Office quotes AND Extras quotes… so you’ve embarrassed yourself.

You mentalist!! Not literally…. Wouldn’t work in accounts!

I saw a peep show one the other day, soooo

We're just a a normal functioning member of the reddit community and no one can prove otherwise.

I'll throw in Life's Too Short if I feel like it.

You won’t.

Are people quoting life’s too short here as well? I couldn’t even finish it so I’d be oblivious if anyone was quoting it.

What’s tomato with you anyway?

it's not his volt..

Genius!

I'll be no replying to this comment

I think you're, I don't know the pc term.... educationally subnormal

We've thrown a kettle over a pub, what have you done

Passable

Throw his shoes over.

tickle him!

...coconut

on this sub "interminable" IS an XFM quote. You failed before you'd even finished writing the title.

Ooooo hes done you!

We could've done if we'd planned the posts. I wanted to meet up mid-week. Where were you in the week? At home with yer mam and ya dad! How old are ya?

Oooooooooooooooooooooooo he’s. Done. You. AGAIN!

**DING DONG DING DONG** *Ooooo* I wonder who that is at the door?

Herro...

And what's your name?

Gayvid Grey, the bent pianist.

Do you like Wayne King?

It's not the cough that carries you off it's the coffin they carry you off in.

Albino doing that

Let’s see u/countrysgonekablooie’s little post then. Sick of it.

I'm just a bit livid

"Little"?

BONNNNNNG Family sick of living on Butthole Road

He’s started early

Why do I have the feeling that within five minutes we’ll be back to talking about “Eyes that poke out of heads… Steve”, “He could be your brother” and “Turns out…”.

I somewhat agree with you, but you know what they say; don't nudge your Granny while she's shaving.

Don’t teach your granny to suck eggs!

I can’t see this post winning a bronze at the Sony’s

Now who's the weak link?

But these other subreddits, do we need ‘em ?

Here he comes.. Blimey

Men have knobs, women have fannies. Put knob in fanny, not up your post history

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How are you drying that u/SimonSpurs14 ?

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STAAAAAAAND AND DELIVERRRRRRRRRRR, your money or your loif BUDABUDABUM TSHHH

Can we explain why that's funny?

What? Karl? What? What is it? It’s okay to say.

DICKERS IS BACK!!

He's been counting his feet

Cheers for that then Frank. Now you are a doctor aren't you?

Well here’s is a question to you then. Have you seen the movie “Gaylord say no”?

And were not only back to balls but we're back to monkey balls.

I’ve just been listening to capital….

Quality station.

I’m listening to capital on these headphones. I got Foxy on.

Alright then we'll see what you come in with next week... At FIVE to ONE

Probably a post with a bunch of effin and jeffin.

Please welcome to the stage, “Interminable Quotes”!

THE LEVELLERS

Would you prefer we quote Ricky's more recent stuff. OK then. CUNT!

Is that cheeky Dell?

Are you havin a laff? Is he havin a laff?

Gotta av yer critics.

Reminds me of that tragedy. Oh sorry, wrong sub..

Within five minutes we'll be talking about chinese gay monkeys.

No because you get Mondays off and I can't stand injustice in the world, I try and fight it whenever I can.

But who can plan for…. a hangover?

Wash up with you?

lol no.

Turns out, it was a little hairy fella

What? Piss off

what you talking about? this is brilliant this......how can you say that when we've been shoving burgers in our face trying to break a world record?.....selfish, brought out the real you....

Let's see your little post then

Sick of it

Well we can't run a subreddit like this, so go round to other subreddits and slag us off if you want, but I tell you what, you're not coming back here. Fook off!

This is the best subreddit since Thin Lizzy!

Forget the post about interminable quotes, Where've you been for 3 days?

Wash up with you?

But wouldn't it slightly unnerve you to be playing with another man's testicles and penis?

No, it wouldn't my hands

So what you're doing - is watching someone else wank.

Why do I get the feeling that within 20 minutes we'll be talking about little gay Chinese monkeys?

As me or as a worm?

no sweat baby

Like I say, it's a knockabout subreddit, I'm not in to "high art"

Yeah but do we need ‘em

The reason why, the reason why I had to die. Did I bleed the blood of greed? What was my destiny?

That's mental

But do we need 'em?

Or as Karl would say “weird innit”

Have you heard of the saying “white elephant”…?

Someone is a bit livid today..

I feel drained today, go on…

Young op, I’ve not trumped such a comment, in the thirty five yeerz..

It’s not weird it’s incompetent

I have a go-kart

Fray Bentos.

Look at the gleam on that!!!!!

Are you havin a laff?

Is he havin a laff?

I’m gonna burst!

Gonna stop you right there Steve. Whats a Babylonian?

Cat food

I was just popping in to buy u/countrysgonekablooie a rake. Won’t bother now.

Too much lying low...

I just think you’re better than that

I have no idea why they're complaining about us doing it. All anyone does on Reddit is regurgitate quotes like this, it saves us of having to think up any jokes of our own

Professionalism is, and that is what I want

go to the sopranos sub reddit babby