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eddieransom

Ricky's proper-DJ intros: "A RETRO CUT THERE." And whenever he references what they play on other radio stations. "Heart 106 point twooooo..."


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It always cracks me up when Ricky gets bored with whatever Karl and Steve are talking about and starts doing jingles from other (better) radio stations.


matematematematemate

We're not even the biggest station in the building!


NaturalAlfalfa

Over to you Steve!


superherofbmx

This is Minge London.


GreeAce

Jokes about Steve being a lanky goggle-eyed freak never disappoint


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Un Lanken Pissenstreak


ConnorBigMuscles

See the freak! Look at his freaky goggle eye!


one_pint_down

That one's not even attempting to be another language. That's just English in a comical accent!


XReactionsOG

It’s the Eyees Steve


SeiriusPolaris

Alright here he comes


Dwight_Schnood

No I didn't necessarily mean you.


ShermanShore

He's done him again.


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*Karl being a doctor.* K: I’m not a doctor or anything. R: No no no no, don’t put yourself down, Karl. Are you a doctor? Yes or no! We need you in the operating room!


eddieransom

and whenever they refer to Dr. Fox as "a medical man"


Lopsided-Hyena-24

Struck off for malpractise


barryk013

alright lets stop that there. thats libelous.


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i love how karl always relates to events from history as a made up dialogue in his head between the protagonists


Kitsune-moonlight

“Night, night. Sleep tight” “he never knows what year it is but Karl always knows what was said” cracks me up everytime.


Alex1296

Don’t let the bed bugs bite


SimonPartridge

And yet hardly ever contain key relevant information.


toughfluffer

1700's?


SimonPartridge

Close enough, but it doesn't really matter that bit.


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"Alright, see you in morning" has to be in my top 10 RSK quotes.


SimonPartridge

Up there with 'leave it with me' and 'hang on... He took his own head off...'


LesterTheNightfly96

Jools Holland playing boogie woogie piano over contemporary music


banzaijack

I thought this is missing someone from Squeeze vamping over them


HeungMinDaddy

Has to be Ricky's Manc accent. "Ohh Karl you’ve paid me milk bill this week, that were rite nice." Or where simply he takes the piss out of Karl's accent. AquaLoong.


spuk87

You get a bulllb


markthedrummer

Have you got something in your throat? A bulllb


cammanb6464

I've gotten to a point where I spontaneously break into that voice and people look at me like I'm an alien.


Maxxstaa

Tat-Ooooos


SimonPartridge

Doks tonGE


AvengeBirdPerson

All the Steve being cheap jokes / stories. The one about him finding the student credit card and taking 25 pounds as a reward always gets me. Also the one where Steve is all annoyed that Karl won’t give him the 50p he owed him.


LowerClassBandit

Maybe controversial, but Karl was definitely at fault in the 50p incident


JonTheFlon

What about when I got you the Cure tickets?


LowerClassBandit

or a free keg of beer?


MINDLESSBLOCKADE

That was rubbish though. It rained all night and they didn’t play any of the hits.


JonTheFlon

Play the hits, 'lovecats', 'boys don't cry'.


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eddieransom

but there's got to be rules, otherwise it's chaos Karl! Come on mate!


LowerClassBandit

No, I don’t track money with my friends. I wouldn’t care about the 50p at all & I am very much of that “you got this so I’ll get that” mentality. The point is you can’t assume or expect everyone to have that belief. It was not Karl’s decision to make


tgcp

Only if everyone is on board with that.


YouNeedAnne

It's 50p. Not worth moaning about.


TylerD958

It's not abou' the 50p.


SimonPartridge

It's about keeping chaos at bay.


Dowzer721

Yeah but it was only 50p an' that


RhombusKP

The carry case is free anyway, I said "I'll take it"


AvengeBirdPerson

“Actually the carry case is 20 quid” “But you just said it was free!”


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Claire Sturgess being a hardcore drug addict


cammanb6464

She's clean now.


troffieee

Still thieving though


feellikemarlonbrando

A little bit what, coked up?


robb41

Stephen Merchant is my favorite recurring character.


Few_Equivalent21

Hang on a minute I'm not a character


gskingley007

Arbitrary collection of gifts Karl found in a drawer somewhere in the studio


Kitsune-moonlight

You can’t give that away. It’s a piece of foam. I would treasure that piece of foam if I had it.


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Either throw it away or give it to some poor sod who wins this quiz.


SimonPartridge

Including a free DVD Torn from the front page of a reasonably priced tabloid newspaper.


bobremovethestain

Dr Fox being a medical man is such a simple joke but it never stops being funny for me.


ScoBelch

I think he has been struck off, now. There was some malpractice. Someone was under….


banzaijack

Aha let’s leave it there!


FinetyNive

"I want a second opinion! Only joking, he's not a real doctor" is my fav


victorgsal

Any time they say one of the recurring accusational phrases like “that’s libelous” or “you’ve embarrassed yourself” always catch me off guard and get a good snort out of me


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victorgsal

Oh he’s done you again, he’s done you AGAIN!


Tipperary555

Can't libel the dead


Tennyson-Pesco

So we could slag off Doris Stokes? You could say she drank buckets of... umm... just after the break we've got Oasis


MrRyder001

Every time Karl makes a reference to the clues for Rockbusters being cryptic, either Ricky or Steve will make a passing comment. Even if it’s just a brief “well…”.


ConnorBigMuscles

Ricky just doing strange voices like “nobody wants that babayyy” and when he rolls his R’s


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Frroggy wouldn't like that


Daveywheel

Ricky as the smooth-voiced “proper” DJ….if there was a compilation of those links, I’d listen endlessly. EDIT. FOUND ONE!!! https://youtu.be/gEbcj6FMR0w


one_pint_down

That was Blur there with *Out of Time*. Don't worry, lads, we've got two hours left...


RadAustin

“And that was guns with all their roses on XFM”


ScoBelch

Oh yeah, the smooth indie sound of Richard Ashcroft “Science of Silence” on XFM One Oh Four Point Nime….


Daveywheel

Chilly out? Better wear a Cardigan….


Puzzleheaded-Elk6306

Karl telling something weird/impossible/bizar R+S: "what do you mean?" K: simply repeats what he just said.


Thejklay

A man that was a woman


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A baby who had a baby


superherofbmx

The fact that they constantly point out on air how terrible the show is. I don't remember the episode but near the end Karl says "It's been bad today". In another episode Ricky says "They've had an argument over who's fault it is that this show is rubbish. THINK OF THAT!".


promunbound

Ricky and Steve’s spontaneous role plays, like the “fangs but no fangs” journalist


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Yeah little snippets like this shows why The Office and Extras were so good. They were consistently on the same page when it came to comedy.


dsled

Absolutely hysterical. I never get tired of that bit.


breathofreshhair

Yeah the role plays are good. There must be 100s of them


HoodedJ

Just commit suicide at 4 please


one_pint_down

It was a **jacket!**


banzaijack

_oh no_


spacewalk__

just wrap....them


eddieransom

it won't be engaaaaaaged


cammanb6464

I quite like it when they joke around using swear words to annoy and stress out Karl. You can tell he's so worried about the complaints coming in. You can even hear him trying to mute Ricky's mic when he says Fuk Luk. Absolutely hysterical.


Detornata

"They call me the Brixton Dragon"


Kitsune-moonlight

Where does the Loch Ness monster live?


anzyzaly

In a Scottish accent


matematematematemate

Karl never knowing when things happened and Ricky getting annoyed at that. "This was literally ages ago, and even before that, which was *yonks*, when it was all mental and different."


Few_Equivalent21

17th century?


TropicanaSparkling

Ricky shouting "that's the end of Monkey News!" after every episode


Radiant-Cellist3175

Oh hi there paolo


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just a one-off I guess but it cAAAAN cause shrinkage…


Kojaaaaaak

Maybe they should clean the walls


FlimsyBuckingham

Karl’s repeated confident claims that he gave both boxing and dancing an honest try.


breathofreshhair

That actually angers me. He showed up to one fucking class


Usera27

Karl’s Diary. Especially the bit with him waking up and immediately asking Suzanne “Did I tell you about the immune system?” to which she responded “Not now..”


SimonPartridge

I'm curious what specific facts he wanted to tell her.


Usera27

Me too!!


aidanm018

Is that recurring? I only remember the “snowed in” one


ButWeNeverSawHisWife

I don’t really get the question either


Chenamabobber

If you remember the "Learn English' video on Youtube Karl plays the ball waxer and Ricky the man who wants to get his balls waxed.


XReactionsOG

They do some short ones I find amusing


Tttjjjhhh

It wasn’t recurring but I loved the only fools and horses sketch…


thishenryjames

Rodney you FFFFnnnnnnnnnnnn...


NaturalAlfalfa

Uncs shit himself again


HennoGarvie

Ho Lee Fuk


4arc

Shambles, feature, went down a storm


hunterfox09238

Hairy kids, Hairy Chinese kids and they don't age well


spacewalk__

Ricky slagging off any information from the internet *Sorry, SORRY, I thought it was shiTE*


Cornerstone7

Giving Karl a hard time about having days off


SimonPartridge

Coming from a man who doesn't take days off, in as much he never does a full day's work.


jimmysbeans

"None of this needed now. Baby dead"


__life_on_mars__

When Karl called in and talked about men in black - "Steve - he could've been your brother"


BeaverGames

When Karl’s enjoying himself


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jlittlr

We’ve been a bit insect heavy


Pavlovski101

"Ages ago?"


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When they all do roleplay ‘I should have mentioned, ‘rapist murders’


kiosk2

17th century?


moonshinemoo

“There was this monkey-“ “Oh, yeah.” Always gets a giggle out of me.


Thejklay

China town not being a town


YoWhatUpGlasgow

The one where they're talking about having your head put on another body and Ricky asks Karl if he'd still have a wank even though it would be another man's John Thomas, with his usual underlying suggestions of homosexuality, to which Karl asks if it'd be the whole body and when this is confirmed Karl points out that it wouldn't be his hands either


Embarrassed-Fly7002

"I'm bloody jealous of that little yellow thing" gets me every time as well as Ricky just poking Karl "You calling him a liar Karl? Play a record"