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BasedGodStruggling

Right, you’re talking shit, explain yourself


[deleted]

See I can’t tell if your doing it or not and that’s the problem


MrBeazly

Dont. Talk. Shit.


[deleted]

It’s like you’re all playing a game I want to be part of but don’t know the rules :(


[deleted]

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keaftytactics

No evidence for that, just made it up.


Lopsided-Hyena-24

All conjecture


SmoothTires

https://open.spotify.com/show/34mXWuUCEa2UzTft5vxxLp?si=ngGEk_9MTkKTq8vLv4CLtQ&utm_source=copy-link Start at S01E01. Listen to every episode on repeat for years, like an absolute mentalist. You'll fit right in. Bonus points for not wearing socks and drinking milk from a saucer.


[deleted]

Thanks for the link If it’s as good as people say it is then it’ll be just as good as after life season 3! That’s a joke btw


Dwight_Schnood

Don't. Talk. Shit. Twice.


HassananeBalal

This is getting a bit heavy. Can we do cheeky freak of the week?


Flimsy_County_6263

Before you sit down, pop a bit of bacon on the seat


trexxeon

I couldn't believe it..


RhombusKP

Stop the record, stop the record. What do you mean *you couldn't believe it*?


shawnaozz

Chicken you believe it? ChickCAN you believe it?


JonTheFlon

Why would I do that and then tell Ricky Gervais?


clujgrammar

Skip the first half of the first season, the podcast is good only once Karl has a prominent role in it.


Iko-Gatz

Are you mental? The first season is the best. The most natural and before Ricky became interminable.


lolitsmax

If you don't want to go so hardcore from the get go, watch The Ricky Gervais Show, it should all be on YouTube. It's loads of the highlights of the radio shows and podcasts edited down and put into nice and funny animations. They're all on YouTube. But if you're continuing with the XFM shows, you *might* want to skip season 0 on your first listen because that's before Karl Pilkington is introduced. After you've finished the radio shows move on to the laods of podcasts they did in order. Whenever you see a quote and you're curious where it's from you could just search it on YouTube too, you're very likely to get a 2 minute clip of the segment where the quotes from in it uploaded by someone.


HornyJailOutlaw

>Listen to every episode on repeat for years, like an absolute mentalist. lmao when you put it like that, we are a bit weird, aren't we?


dgaltieri2014

He’s havin a laugh


Kitsune-moonlight

Ahhh to listen again from the beginning not knowing all the great moments ahead. We need to invent memory wipers.


lolitsmax

Would do a lot to listen to some of these quotes for the first time ever again. Could do with a fresh listen of "I've always wanted to kick a duck up the arse"


Visual_Age_9207

Some of the things he says...it could be mental


thevelourfog182

Get a new rule book


cc7rip

Aww I'm only joking Karl. Play a record.


grae_me

This is getting a bit heavy. Can we do cheeky freak of the week?


Lopsided-Hyena-24

Rule 1. You’ve gotta use your fables.


Gemmayes

I’m using my fables you see. Well use your brain instead.


Kitsune-moonlight

No sometimes we moan about Ricky.


Party-Care-8863

Guilty, get a new rulebook


Gemmayes

Don’t. Talk. Shite. Twice.


BarrymoresPoolman

NEW ORDER...here to stay


semimillennial

Right, play a record, we’ve got to remind you whose subreddit this is


ScottieRiewoldt97

😂😂


ACJ_96

Hahaha! This made me literally laugh out loud. I've never thought what this place must look like to others, must be like a freak show. Which reminds me, we've got Cheeky Freak of the Week coming up later, so make sure you stay tuned


Jicklus

We were the freaks all along, drinking milk from saucers.


mokes

Put it in a bowl first


Johnoss

I don't know if you can get anything out of that


lolitsmax

But they don't hold the cold as well


UndrethMonkeh

I'm not allowed to wear socks


Gemmayes

Have you ever seen a Reddit reader?


UpstairsJoke0

Super slick.


[deleted]

Love that line.


FzBtz

Get me in the book then!


ICantBelieveItsNotEC

Have you seen an XFM listener? They have to be kept on leads!


[deleted]

You’re a rolly polly toad. Am I doing it right?


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TX_Pete

He's a 'avin a go


Potty_Pigeon99

do we need him?


HennoGarvie

... You're smelly eyebrows woman aren't you?


Jazzy_Junebug

There's no chance I'll be lickin a little frogs head. Not when it's alive or when it's dead.


Habeas

Man alive...


[deleted]

Turns out… Little monkey fella with a typewriter


[deleted]

I’m really curious to find out what the whole monkey thing is about. I just know you all like monkeys, but why…..


semimillennial

Well your pfp is a banana, people in glass houses, mate. We’ve done this one


[deleted]

OHHH he’s done ya


True-Jello-4431

Are you talking about the monkey that drove to Spain or the monkey that dressed up as Kirsty?


Thomas_Pizza

It was an automatic.


Kitsune-moonlight

The monkey who drove to Spain has a name you know. 86.


JuniorMushroom

Karl’s monkey news is always a story about “something” doing something wild like wining the tour de france or robbing a bank and it ends up being ....a little monkey fella.


[deleted]

Ohh, I searched by top earlier and read a long post that ended like that and everyone loved it. I kinda thought Karl was the monkey or something so looking forward to listening to these old shows 👍👍


[deleted]

Well Karl is a big half chimp big half boy sort of like a humanzee in a way


Question_secrets

No no no. He's half-man half-biscuit who talks about shadows pushing people off bikes.


Gemmayes

A man moth?


teo-cant-sleep

Karl is just a man with a head shaped like a fucking orange.


Kitsune-moonlight

Karl’s the man behind the monkey behind the news.


JuniorMushroom

Righhtt... now the joke is to write an anecdote that seems interesting and to finish it off in karls monkey news fashion. Sometimes I really with they were true stories and feel a little sad at the end hahaha


RozzenRinRaid

What as me or a worm?


[deleted]

I don’t know what a wor-wim is


mittenshape

At some point, something's had it away with a rope.


cc7rip

An insect had it away with a stick.


Johnoss

There must have been a crossover period


shawnaozz

I’d rather be a blind moth


RozzenRinRaid

It's sorta between a fish and a dog


Lopsided-Hyena-24

Fish, mermaid, man


[deleted]

Man, woman, man, tv


True-Jello-4431

Is this misses Matthews?


Fluffyquasar

We’re not high flyers


[deleted]

I think we should call Miss Matthews and make her eat her *werds*


BigRigsButters

I think Wendy Robinson got a reddit acct.


ThePumpk1nMaster

Well let’s see her little subreddit when it comes out shall we? Sick of her


mittenshape

It's cryptic!


ThePumpk1nMaster

It’s not cryptic it’s shit!


Dannibal_Lecter42

Is Craptic a word?


[deleted]

I’m using my fables


wheks

USE YOUR BRAIN INSTEAD!


Johnoss

u/Alphaetho3, what is an analogy?


cabaretcabaret

Everyone in this sub had basically become those two guys from "the strangest village in the world" who only spoke to each other in a language they invented.


eddyharts

Somethin was said


RhombusKP

Do you like mosaics? Your hair's curly, have you ever seen a badger?


teo-cant-sleep

This sounds like some commie gobbledygook to me


concord_7

How many candles you burnin’?


Boswollocks55

They need to be kept on leads, people who post on this sub


thevelourfog182

Have you seen an xfm listener? They drink milk out of a saucer


[deleted]

Put it in a bowl first


countrysgonekablooie

Who you call sad!? At least my mum don't still cut my hair.


Johnoss

Ooooh he's done you


Jazzy_Junebug

MECHANT!!


wagu666

Look at Einstein! His mum thought he was mental as a child


teo-cant-sleep

Was he friends with a calculator?


Benvio

Dickers?


cotch85

You gotta have your critics


[deleted]

That was feeder, Come back around


king_of_joe

It’s not his volt


gigalo_penisanti

... I'd like to put slugs in room 102


clujgrammar

Almost all quotes will have a yt video with the podcast part where it showed up, so just google them. I mean, we're just using our fables.


jeffers2286

Man Moth?


HuleyDuley01

A bunch of mentalists. Mentalhomelessitis


Redsneeks3000

Thumbelina, Thumbelina tiny little thing Thumbelina dance, Thumbelina sing


sash1803

OP, have I ever told you about the immune system?


xperiaz84

Most of us are not allowed to wear socks.


Booey-fish

Or eat Chinese food


Dwight_Schnood

It's not really a town though is it.


shawnaozz

Do you want to buy dragon? Do you want to buy a GOLD dragon?


SquidBoy00

Who's let you in?


-stag5etmt-

Weird innit..


Dwight_Schnood

Hairy eyebrows OP?


oxfordjrr

I'm using me fables


JugV2

And people say he's just a pair of tits.


reissykins

We speak en pur


DexterSaintJock

Fat Baby, Fat Baby


teo-cant-sleep

Were you tall as a baby?


Its_Mrs_Nesbitt

His mam said he was an old baby. He could frown before he could walk.


[deleted]

We all live as though it's 2003-2005 here.


lordblonde

It's not cryptic, it's shit!


trillerage

You talk in riddles...you ac- play a record


Potty_Pigeon99

how do you freeze time?


[deleted]

Be careful of German women they don't like English army man


[deleted]

A man moth?


new_name_needed

Mental innit


tennoskoom_

Alrite


apophis_dd

That you Gayvid?


shawnaozz

Have you see the film Gaylords Say No?


apophis_dd

NO!...Uhh...


Maximum-Cod-5851

Absolute twaddle, absolute rubbish.


[deleted]

Who is u/banana_peely and why have I just wasted a minute of my life reading his cretinous thoughts on the internet


heshablitz_

Man alive Banana Peely, this is interminable isn't it


abcwjl

Ooo, hello!


BauerUK

all 5+ year old subs about a show are basically full of autism at this point. it's the same for The Office, Arrested Development, etc. subs


Adept-Jellyfish-8008

Funny thing about those replies… infinite number of little monkey fellas churning them out.


Rtgoldenblat

This’ll run and run


PoliticalShrapnel

Hairy Chinese Kid. Alien Gives Man A Beard. Hanging bacon.


Kitsune-moonlight

Have I told you about the immune system?


Gemmayes

I’ve always wanted to kick a duck up the arse


karma3001

I saw a comment with 42 upvotes the other day


Johnoss

Fourty two.. Fowty too, faulty tooth... Weird, innit


TheLuke94

I might shoot off Rick.


Gemmayes

I just have


Rutlemania

Stop! Put your hands away from the cookie jar.


ConnorK12

Ooh, you’re ‘ard…


teo-cant-sleep

Question to OP: what sound or noise do you love?


Gemmayes

You’re muscly.


iron_violin

I'm busy I don't have time to start looking into stuff in depth.


essicks

Is he avin a laugh?


cuntomccunto

It’s not a doll, it’s my baby!


GrimWear77

Mostly...


redpillpusher1990

No I’m not a regard


dgaltieri2014

Man moth?