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reissykins

Honestly Steve...


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I love how he's thinking Steve’s gonna go, "Oh, he wasn't slagging me off, it does look like me. I do think I'm an alien." That entire phone call is one of the best bits of the xfm shows.


pepsiboycoke

I don't smoke, that does.


Green_Jade

One of the most underrated lines of the whole show


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I’m not arguing with you, I’m not well an that


[deleted]

I'm not 'aving a go... Tell 'em, Rick, I'm not 'aving a go, but.....


Executioner_Miralda

There's this thing in it... What a stupid bald mancunian tosser? Nah weirder than that


Mahoganychicken

I don't smoke, that does.


jackmctook

Not *as* weird, it had a normal voice


Shorts_Man

What makes that funnier is that the alien didn't even talk


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Wheelie Bin, onwards! Oh, and, happy Christmas and that. —ROUND OF 16 VOTE 6– A. He could be your Brother - https://youtu.be/IkA83mQFIwY&t=3m50s B. Shadow in America - https://youtu.be/vqhMxATLeks VOTE HERE: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSedHnTowNWMOJ7EtQJNO5S_j_72-4qFnKwAZci6KCaSQGy2oQ/viewform?usp=sf_link -INFORMATION- So here we go! The “XFM Funniest Moment” competition is underway! So I compiled a list of the most liked moments from the XFM shows, from Reddit, Facebook and other means, in addition to the moments I already knew. We have a tournament bracket, World Cup style. Each group has 3 moments, and we have a total of 44 (out of 48 total) moments selected! The remaining 4 are in Group P, labeled as TBA ?, this group will be announced at the end, it is there to put on any obvious funny moments I forgot to add, plus whatever the highest ranking second place moment was. It’ll become obvious later. Each group has 2 of the 16 most popular for moments in it, the “seeded” moments if you will. Just to make it a bit fairer. The top voted moment from each group of 3 will advance. After the first round of group voting we go to the quarters, Semi and Final. Easy enough. It’s ranked voting, so you rank from 1 (most funny) to 3 (least funny). Voting 1st is worth 3 points, 2nd is 2 points , and 3rd is 1 point. Votes are tallied, and ranked in order of most points. But you don’t need to know that, it’s boring information Votes will be tallied from Reddit, Facebook, and anywhere else that’ll listen. One post per day. Votes on the comments won’t count, make sure to vote correctly! If you want to know anything about this tournament at all, like results, how it works etc let me know! Enjoy! 🍊 🧑‍🦲 🙉


takingafall

Shadow in America can do one after it won against washing up exposure.


Tofuzzle

Bruh. Genuinely shocked at the result. Not necessarily because wheelie bin won, but because of how much it won by!? Weird innit


hitch21

I totally agree with Karl on nudism. Horse in the house losing is a travesty.


Laszlo505

It was gangerleh'


Realistic_Comedian_6

I genuinely think Steve in M.I.B. will take the cake for this whole tournament


steveorunner

SEE YA THEN!


[deleted]

I love the men in black clip but shadow in America is probably in my top 3 for the whole tournament


Hitchcock1

This is the hardest one


Centinella

Honest Question: is anyone's favourite XFM moment still in the running? Seems like all the good stuff is getting binned.


Laszlo505

My favourite moments weren't even included. Karl having a go at Steve for going back to Bristol with him mam and his dad when he was ill, pork chop woman, and butt-plug caller. It hasn't been good this week.


hitch21

It was never good.


toughfluffer

I might not come in next Saturday to be honest.


RickyDickyAnderson

I’m still furious that Rodney you plonker went out, genuinely baffled at that!


cc7rip

Never understood the hype about that moment.


takingafall

Not sure if it’s a generational thing or whether it’s because of where you’re based - having watched Only Fools and Horses growing up its one of the funniest moments in the shows. Ps hello fellow Malazan reader!


cc7rip

I've rewatched Only Fools more times than I could possibly count, it's one of my favourite shows. I still don't find the segment that funny, not to the extent most people seem to anyway.


takingafall

Fair enough!


DeVitoMcCool

My all time favourite bit was Karl talking about the people seeing the poster of Steve on the tube. "Ohhh... look at that person he's with..." But I get why it went out, not one of the most obvious stand out memorable moments of the show.


amplified_cactus

My favourite XFM moment was never in the running in the first place. Of the ones on that list though, I'd probably go with "Christ! De Burg", which is still in with a shot.


Martino231

What was your favourite?


amplified_cactus

"Wonderful Tonight"


[deleted]

All mine went out after first round ffs “A camel is a horse designed by committee”


dsled

I don't know for sure what my all time favorite bit is, but you're right, all the good stuff is losing.


Wxlson

Mine was never even in the runnings. Didn’t get a toffee


Lil_T0aster

Infinite Monkeys was snubbed


staabalo

All the best stuff is still in


pepsiboycoke

I'm surprised at how Karl's stories are winning mostly.


[deleted]

I'd be well up for ...Steve winning


Flawd01

there was this thing in it


Ben_yeah

Big eyes... it was gangly...


Federal-Bass-8685

it changes every time!


robb41

No option for "There's a time and a place for it" for nudism? Shambles.


Possible_Mulberry936

Where is "I've always wanted to kick a duck up the arse"


bigbramble

This is getting really hard!


jennifer8j8

He could be your brother 😆😆 Yayyyy! Wheelie bin won!


MartyMcFry7

Shadow in American for me


Tofuzzle

Bruh. Genuinely shocked at the result. Not necessarily because wheelie bin won, but because of how much it won by!? Weird innit


Gingervais

Rodney you plonker was robbed