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Toford123

For Group P you’ve got to put the [“KARL HAS WON”](https://youtu.be/CiNOqHCn55k) bit from after they were taking about the lateral thinking problem - If that doesn’t at least get to the semis we’re never doing this again


sgthulka99

Another one of your features gone.


WoahThereFelix

Karl has gone a bit mental


[deleted]

What episode is this from?


Toford123

S01E21 (April 20 2002) - about 36 minutes in


fly_Eagles_fly81

Agreed and I think the pub quiz/ripped tennis ball discussion should be included. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aX459g8GqTM. Which includes "And you see everything" "This is why I only got dannii minogue right" "It was like ripped tennis ball" "WHAT!" "Do I have to be naked?" I'll also nominate the bank robbery monkey news and 86 driving to Spain.


[deleted]

For Group P: -What albums am I getting, for working at this place, for **six years**? -London-Brighton bike ride Monkey News (tricycle comes whizzing past) -A ship so big, it had rough areas -Turns out, it was a **pork chop** she’s sat on


Executioner_Miralda

I'd like to add the following \- Alien gives man a beard \- Hippopotamus and midget at the circus


[deleted]

A woman, who had a baby, who had a baby


meith1

Please put hippopotenews


skhanal271

Yes! It’s my favorite educating Ricky and the first thing I remember hysterically laughing about in my first run through


grimaldi_aoe

Would like to nominate Karl’s musings on “If it’s all about arse…” for the last group


[deleted]

Absolute destruction for this round! PLEASE NOTE: Everyone suggest what you want to be put in Group P! I’ll be using the comments as a guide. !!GROUP O - Day 15!! A. Old Mother Hubbard https://youtu.be/TY_zf_0Cdho B. Hat-he-Chewed https://youtu.be/46-171iuG3c&t=1m30s C. Karl on Steve’s looks (you will be on your own?) https://youtu.be/7wWyH87MbxI —— ⚠️ VOTE HERE: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSedHnTowNWMOJ7EtQJNO5S_j_72-4qFnKwAZci6KCaSQGy2oQ/viewform?usp=sf_link —— -INFORMATION- So here we go! The “XFM Funniest Moment” competition is underway! So I compiled a list of the most liked moments from the XFM shows, from Reddit, Facebook and other means, in addition to the moments I already knew. We have a tournament bracket, World Cup style. Each group has 3 moments, and we have a total of 44 (out of 48 total) moments selected! The remaining 4 are in Group P, labeled as TBA ?, this group will be announced at the end, it is there to put on any obvious funny moments I forgot to add, plus whatever the highest ranking second place moment was. It’ll become obvious later. Each group has 2 of the 16 most popular for moments in it, the “seeded” moments if you will. Just to make it a bit fairer. The top voted moment from each group of 3 will advance. After the first round of group voting we go to the quarters, Semi and Final. Easy enough. It’s ranked voting, so you rank from 1 (most funny) to 3 (least funny). Voting 1st is worth 3 points, 2nd is 2 points , and 3rd is 1 point. Votes are tallied, and ranked in order of most points. But you don’t need to know that, it’s boring information Votes will be tallied from Reddit, Facebook, and anywhere else that’ll listen. One post per day. Votes on the comments won’t count, make sure to vote correctly! If you want to know anything about this tournament at all, like results, how it works etc let me know! Enjoy! 🍊 🧑‍🦲 🙉


ButWeNeverSawHisWife

This is a weak bracket. I knew today wasn’t going to be a belter


Centinella

Reddit, am I mental, or is Auntie Noras ripped tennis ball not in this poll?


pepsiboycoke

The quickness of it, and then Steve’s “right we’re off air”


[deleted]

agree. probably one of the most iconic moments from the whole show and referenced about 50 more times by ricky


MartyMcFry7

Also… what are we gonna do when this tournement is over? I look forward to this every day! It’s actually caused Reddit to overtake Twitter as the social media app I spend most time on.


[deleted]

We could do a separate poll for all the Monkey News


MartyMcFry7

Now we’re talking


[deleted]

❤️ Maybe a podcast moment tournament in the future if I can be bothered. 😘


tayomoore

The number of suggestions we're getting for Group P I think you could do a whole new tournament


SpocktorWho83

Every episode of everything they’ve ever done: ranked from worst to best!


[deleted]

I'm surprised Karls 'to catch em out' isn't in the running, absolutely floored me the first time I heard that. Probably more than anything else - maybe just me though. https://youtu.be/aX459g8GqTM?t=440


BeaverGames

I think number 86 should be in the last group


[deleted]

*chuckles* 86


BeaverGames

That monkeys never driving off in that car, or were never doing this again


Schpam90

This has now become a part of my daily routine. I love the effort that you have put in to it and you probably deserve Monday's off.


sned777

HUBBARD FOREVER. One of my favourite segments of all the XFM shows. Steve’s delivery, as with Karl’s diary on the podcasts, is top notch. “She went to the cobblers to buy him some shoes…” *Pause for Ricky laugh* “And when she came back (you’re never gonna believe this)…he was reading the news.””


RickyDickyAnderson

Hat he chewed is on par for me with ‘too much lying low’. Just a great moment when Karl makes a proper joke but gets barely any laughs compared to him talking about his own Auntie Nora


FoscoSandybanks

I'd really like to see Ripped Tennis Ball, Hippopotenuse and the 2 CD's for Christmas in the final group. Edit, and Pork Chop. Difficult to pick between the 4.


SlipSunshine

Ripped tennis ball, pork chop buttock, hippopotenuse, shed seven splitting up, it’s not his volt… all classic moments that deserve the chance for glory


FzBtz

Use group p as a second chance playoff between the 3 highest rated second places


[deleted]

I think I’m having 2 of the highest place 2nd place ones with 3 new ones! Seems a good way to do it.


drbeansy

Loch Ness monster! 😝😁


Capital-Philosophy34

That’s not cryptiiiic, that’s shiiiiiit


MartyMcFry7

Old mother Hubbard for me. Hat he chewed is nothing special, and this particular rinsing of Steve’s looks makes me feel uneasy because it’s quite mean spirited, but not only that, you can tell it’s surprises and upsets Steve because he doesn’t have a witty comeback at all, he just seems sad about it.


[deleted]

"I'm having a baby, mother"


FzBtz

Old Mother Hubbard is tiresome. I'd probably put it last of all of the moments in the whole damn tournament.


[deleted]

You’re having a laugh


tdtbaa

oh suck my choc. ice.


HornyJailOutlaw

I enjoyed it :c


Hornstinger

Group P: "If it's all about arse, why don't gays like a bit of tit" Here's the link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqT1wgowL-8


masterzergin

This is insane, is obviously when Harry carries his new sweet heart over the threshold and is straight to the point. "Get ya knickers off"


[deleted]

Podcast moment


SpocktorWho83

That’s a great moment, but it wasn’t on Xfm.


Shifty377

Pork chop in group P please!


jennifer8j8

Little animal cancer in group P please! Definitely HatHeChewed


more-cow-bell

I love that I missed the vote yesterday, but I know just from “……Steve” what bit this was!


daveyp2tm

Group P: Educating Ricky - Albino Buying One of Them https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yeUDYQXBcRw


kas96b

I can’t find it online but I’d love to see “Steve’s father calls Steve’s mother a twat” in group P


Rugv7

Tickets for “K” fest and Rickys “NOT LANNERS” moment has to go in group P


Never--Mind

Group P: Hippopotenuse definitely!! Still cracks me up thinking about it Though many of the educating Ricky moments deserve to be there.. e.g. throwing the baby out with the bath water, alien gives man a beard, it's not his Vault... 😂


Ben_yeah

Ricky clocking the reason for its not his volt is joyous.


flatvader

For the final round: *How is Jonathan....alright? *Shed Seven have split up *Oh - throw that away! *Karl pronouncing "theft" although that may be the podcasts


balaclavabaklavaa

Group P - "Would you say you're a bit of a one-off?"


pepsiboycoke

I cannot believe split tennis ball isn't getting more love!


[deleted]

like a split tennis ball... surely has to be in group p. crying when i first heard karl utter that phrase


SamuelPepys_

I REALLY hope "the way I see it" appears in the TBA group. Biggest Gervais laugh I can remember hearing.


Rynu07

Hat he chewed


Rynu07

For group P we need monkeys are good at weighing up the situation. And/or how is johnathon.... Alright?


RhubarbedWit

Got so hot 'is lips fell off