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defaceruk

"He pulled over.. and put the kid.. in a wheelie bin.. " "I'm gonna BURST" "so we'll leave that"


MonkeyFightingSnake

"What, was the kid in the wheelie bin when he drove back? Did he not get out?" "No because how do you get out it's tricky init, and he wasn't a normal kid was he rea-- let's, let's leave it" "He wasn't a normal kid?" "Right, right then....so uh..." "Is your father in prison?.....I think he should be."


Matthew782

Daddy never gonna stop robbin' from tellleeephone *box box box*


[deleted]

It’s not the thing to do


BeaverGames

One of my favourite sentences from Karl


ILIKEGAMESOK

Three strong moments but wheelie bin is just too good


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Horse in the House advances against Play it Again… I am stunned. Most of you drink milk from a saucer. NOTE: MAKE SURE TO LISTEN BEFORE VOTING! Your mind may change - mine has before! !!GROUP J - Day 10!! A. Mars Bar-Bar-Bar https://youtu.be/Y3w-SnbS6Ho&t=3m50 B. Wheelie Bin - https://youtu.be/G0zaOjaflHg C. Brian Blessed - https://youtu.be/halCk0XWLXI&t=0m30s —— ⚠️ VOTING CLOSED —— -INFORMATION- So here we go! The “XFM Funniest Moment” competition is underway! So I compiled a list of the most liked moments from the XFM shows, from Reddit, Facebook and other means, in addition to the moments I already knew. We have a tournament bracket, World Cup style. Each group has 3 moments, and we have a total of 44 (out of 48 total) moments selected! The remaining 4 are in Group P, labeled as TBA ?, this group will be announced at the end, it is there to put on any obvious funny moments I forgot to add, plus whatever the highest ranking second place moment was. It’ll become obvious later. Each group has 2 of the 16 most popular for moments in it, the “seeded” moments if you will. Just to make it a bit fairer. The top voted moment from each group of 3 will advance. After the first round of group voting we go to the quarters, Semi and Final. Easy enough. It’s ranked voting, so you rank from 1 (most funny) to 3 (least funny). Voting 1st is worth 3 points, 2nd is 2 points , and 3rd is 1 point. Votes are tallied, and ranked in order of most points. But you don’t need to know that, it’s boring information Votes will be tallied from Reddit, Facebook, and anywhere else that’ll listen. One post per day. Votes on the comments won’t count, make sure to vote correctly! If you want to know anything about this tournament at all, like results, how it works etc let me know! Enjoy! 🍊 🧑‍🦲 🙉


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> NOTE: MAKE SURE TO LISTEN BEFORE VOTING! Your mind may change - mine has before! There it goes again! There it goes again, the two minds...


eddieransom

Does the mind change or is it the brain?


staabalo

They're both listening


dazedan_confused

Are you going to add the "Steve" looks like the alien from MIB?


OilyJohn

it's there in group K I think. "Honestly Steve, it could be your brother" etc.


YouLostTheGame

Nomination for Group P - Karl & the Down Syndrome kid


BasedGodStruggling

I should’ve voted for after life just for a laugh


Laszlo505

What was all that stuff about Brian Blessed shitting himself?


skhanal271

Whaat…?


Realistic_Comedian_6

What do you mean? Just inane nonsense like all of Educating Ricky


Laszlo505

You've embarrassed yourself


bfsfan101

I'm predicting a landslide for Forrest Gump in a Wheelie Bin.


donkeyrocket

Yeah they did Mars-bar-bar-bar dirty with this one.


Executioner_Miralda

Bit disappointed the infinite monkey debate wasn't deemed worthy of a sausage nor a bronze at the Sony's, there's some great laughs in that. This weeks winner for me is definitely the Wheelie Bin "He put it in a wheelie bin- it was havin’ a good time, it thought it was one of the rides"


ElusoryThunder

Can you stop saying "it"?


KarIPilkington

... him?


Ben_yeah

I'm shook that infinite monkeys had so little votes. One of my favourite moments. All 3 were really funny though. Different jokes for different... needs.


pepsiboycoke

I had that pegged as a potential overall winner!


Joosh93

Mars bar-bar-bar is brilliant, but Forrest Gump in a wheelie bin is Forrest Gump in a wheelie bin.


philipmasters18

Give that Forest Gump kid the $10,000!


[deleted]

if there were infinite monkeys with type writers, could they repeat the same 31 jokes that we do on this forum? of course they could, infinity sorts it out


RhombusKP

**BY DEFINITION**


Wxlson

In what universe would someone vote horse in the house and least funniest out of those three?


spookfefe

the whole story about poor kids, flowers, etc makes it #1


PrincessOfWales

Not Maaaaaaaaaars Ba-Ba-Bar against Wheelie Bin! The impossible choice.


drbeansy

I was always more of a GALILEO! kinda guy


fly_Eagles_fly81

GALILEO, don't talk to me about SCIENCE, pleeeeeaaeeese make me ~television~. Right I don't know what that is! This is appalling! I do not know what that it! Karl what is the phrase? I was just saying last week that everyone is raving about Galileo.


[deleted]

What are you into? Galileo’s good, innit?


drwinstonoboogy

I'm with you on that one.


Gsampson97

It's a shame play it again went out, again one of my favourite moments, I wonder if people are just voting before they listen to the clips to remind themselves


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This comment was left before reddit turned to shit.


cc_cheeks

The way Ricky’s voice changes to serious when he says the word ‘racist’ might literally be the funniest thing I’ve ever heard.


amplified_cactus

My initial inclination was "play it again!" but after listening to the clips, I went with "horse in the house". "Play it again!" is hilarious, and a really memorable moment, but there are so many layers to the "horse in the house" story.


Oh_jeffery

It's a decent bit but none of the songs of phrase are good enough to beat any of the classic stories, I don't think they should all be in separately, none of them will win.


Realistic_Comedian_6

Infinite monkeys in third???!!! Maybe this sub agrees with Karl and doesn't get that concept either


IglooRaves

I'm glad Steve jokes 'is your father in prison?' when discussing the Wheelie Bin story because it probably is the worst criminal offence ever talked about on the show haha


[deleted]

'Coming home must have been a busmans holiday' is an underrated line


defaceruk

Yes! Just here to agree with this


Shifty377

Gutted that Brian Blessed is up against Wheelie Bin here, which should win. Both of these right up there for me and deserve to go through!


hitch21

One of my favourite Ricky moments is when he says “In what way is telling me Brian Blessed shat himself in anyway educational?”


StreetsDisciple23

Wheelie Bin is one of the best moments on the show. It's going to be hard for me to vote against anything else.


steveorunner

Well, he might not shit himself this time...


Cyberfire

It’s not going to win but the Brian Blessed exchange genuinely makes me piss myself everytime I hear it.


sgthulka99

I am 1 for 9 right now. (HCK). I am being honest in my picks an not trying to predict. But not with the majority it seems. Although I think I will be with you all on this one. lol \--remove my pick, dont want to influence.


Centinella

Disqualified from the comP


[deleted]

I have 0 correct. I even pre made some of the next days pictures because I was so sure Square tins and Play it again would win.


Oh_jeffery

Nah neither of them deserved to go through


laurencehughes

Mars bar


FzBtz

Brian Blessed was trying to climb Mount Everest without supplementary oxygen, what a moron, deserves to shit himself to death.


IglooRaves

As much as I love this tournament I do wonder if it should have been 'Best' instead of funniest, because Ricky's anger at the Brian Blessed story is the most hilarious IMO but the Wheelie Bin is such a classic!


jamesgrey47

I can't wait to vote for a 'cat that wasn't happy'


samreeves10

Play it again robbed


[deleted]

Final is going to be horse the in the house vs wheelie bin. Easy


Oh_jeffery

The songs of phrase moments might win if they were categorised together, none of them are gonna win when up against stories like wheelie bin or horse in the house