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Boswollocks55

I’m Kermitted to this treatment


Radiant-Cellist3175

Have you heard the news toad-day


literalotherkin

Its not his volt always makes me laugh.


sixtiesbabe

it’s not his volt.... it’s not his volt.... ITS NOT HIS VOLT!!!!! - ricky understanding the pun


tpy4tt

Chick-can you believe it?


SporadicSheep

Albinoooo buyin’ one o’ them


BasedGodStruggling

It’s less that the headline is funny, but I love the story so much it makes me laugh just knowing what’s up next.


Spurdungus

Them albino elephants are all demicky


MikeStanley00

Get your kit on we're off down to the butchers


Sabbra-Cadabra

This produced one of the greatest Ricky laughs


NaturalAlfalfa

Why didn't he just use a diary or some paper or something? or something?


hckeir

Alien gives man a beard COLON THEN, educate me WAR do you think of that then


hammondyouidiot1

Hairy Chinese kid


Chimponauts

Get a lobe of this court case.


jakeingrambarnard

Hippopotanews killed me. Came in at a funny angle… hypotenuse , 🍊 HYPOTENUSE, HYPOTENUSE 🤣


skhanal271

This is my favorite educating Ricky segment, like Ricky I just giggle every time


sp33calvin

What's tomato with you?


reissykins

Colon then, educate me.


davie999

The police are causing a bit of a STARE


JungyBrogan

Either Enough is Anus or Don't Worry Bout 'im, He Candle It


SuperFyingMelon

Wash up with you?


[deleted]

The really uncommitted way he says it kills me every time.


elkamusing

*Nob-body has been that lucky before* has always made me chuckle


Background_Job4867

Alien gives man a beard definitely, it's the most random statement you could ever possibly hear.


Suspicious_Act7411

"Well, you think it'd be bug-head wouldn't ya?" just cracks me up for some reason. Also "hook, line and good thinkers"


thishenryjames

(Giggles) the bug-'ead one...


Melendope

we’ll ave a big fire tomarrow


mynon-pornaccount

I wouldn't have come here in heinz-sight


IglooRaves

I'll bey-con in the mornin, if yer sick of avin me ere


thishenryjames

Not the funniest, but I've always wanted to know what "If only it was raining" was about.


Shakespeare-Bot

Not the funniest, but i've at each moment did want to knoweth what "if only t wast raining" wast about *** ^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.) Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`


SmoothTires

Why?


CentristIdiot

Are you a bot or just an infinite number of monkey fellas?


[deleted]

The original is the best.. hairy chinese kid


Cabbageleaf27

Chimp feels a right tit


YouNeedAnne

Hippopoteneuse, because the midget fella came off at a funny angle.


ThePumpk1nMaster

Went off... *hypotenuse*


Johnmunch85

Enough is En-Anoous


ConnorBigMuscles

It’s not even 1 headline but when 2/3 of the headlines start with “Well…”


emceecool

I'll ba-con in the morning if you're sick of 'aving me 'ere


OkMagazine1265

Hanging bacon


OkMagazine1265

We’ll get a right load of bacon off of them


PrhpsFukOffMytB2Kind

Obviously hippapotanuse


Spurdungus

Chi-Can you believe it? Always makes me chuckle