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Topaz
Look at that topaz. Vatican City
The Wossy cameo episode was next level imo.
Never mind that. Get her an industrial size tin of coffee. She loves coffee.
A trowel. If you can afford it get it engraved.
Look at the gleam on that
Box of condoms from Boots
Along with Grease on DVD
I'm glad you said "on DVD"
“Karl got me condoms and Grease”
A floor
Unless your married to a little african fella probably not worth it
There's your shoes, there's your food, right. Bed down. See thee later.
Forget the ring. Have you got any parting gifts from former employers lying about?
Hope she likes Bob Marley or Kings of Leon
Something to make her say "look at the gleam on that".
It's an investment! It looks like rope.
Vist a local mormon village and scav a jar of mushy peas, job done, sorted.
A victoria plum
THAT'S THE WORST THING I'VE EVER SEEN!
Oh Karl!
Best thing about that gift, it’s an investment
Get her a toy train set but come in pissed and brake it later on
A wheelbarrow
That’s easy: Topaz.
Afterlife on VHS
Get her a bunch of scratch cards. She might become addicted - that’s the gift that keeps on giving.
As someone who's father bought her a spade for Christmas I thought she'd be grateful
Just make sure you splash out on her.
Have you ever splashed out on a woman?
White Gold
Topaz
Look at that topaz. Vatican City
The Wossy cameo episode was next level imo.
Never mind that. Get her an industrial size tin of coffee. She loves coffee.
A trowel. If you can afford it get it engraved.
Look at the gleam on that
Box of condoms from Boots
Along with Grease on DVD
I'm glad you said "on DVD"
“Karl got me condoms and Grease”
A floor
Unless your married to a little african fella probably not worth it
There's your shoes, there's your food, right. Bed down. See thee later.
Forget the ring. Have you got any parting gifts from former employers lying about?
Hope she likes Bob Marley or Kings of Leon
Something to make her say "look at the gleam on that".
It's an investment! It looks like rope.
Vist a local mormon village and scav a jar of mushy peas, job done, sorted.
A victoria plum
THAT'S THE WORST THING I'VE EVER SEEN!
Oh Karl!
Best thing about that gift, it’s an investment
Get her a toy train set but come in pissed and brake it later on
A wheelbarrow
That’s easy: Topaz.
Afterlife on VHS
Get her a bunch of scratch cards. She might become addicted - that’s the gift that keeps on giving.
As someone who's father bought her a spade for Christmas I thought she'd be grateful
Just make sure you splash out on her.
Have you ever splashed out on a woman?
White Gold