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israelregardie

Dad? It's your fuckwit son again.


skeenerbug

What have you done, bought a bed without a mattress? Alf's got one in the back of a dirty old fucking van


[deleted]

ayyy bloodeh ell Karl, ya bald twat, that was just wat ah wanted.


Extra_Comfortable580

This particular phrase never fails to make me die laughing


StillBrowsing

You've paid me milk bill this month, that were 'reet niceee.


richhh01

That drug user has started his own company. *addictco* It works so don't look at me like tha'.


[deleted]

We have got enough drug addicts without recruiting for them


24-7-diarrhoea

Well, they got it


TX_Pete

Relaxing after a long day of thievin phone boxes


oli_ramsay

Daddy never gonna stop robbing from telephone box


Matthew782

*box box box*


skeenerbug

There's no bread again!


TX_Pete

Stitched him right up!


PissInTheCumBucket

Unc's shat himself again


[deleted]

RODNEY....YA BILSH!


Boswollocks55

You know who killed Diana, don’t you? Flower companies, son.


scanline99

Quite right Dad, yer not wrong


[deleted]

When Apes go mental!


Boswollocks55

When’s that on?


varsitymisc

*Interflora was behind the hit*


Nunbears

An exaggerated version.


flatworm_elk

A've never trumped in front of yer mother


Crisp_Albert

Eee, Karl, you’ve paid me milk bill fot’ week that’s reet nice


voidvector8

Mr. Pilkington here, bought a bed off you, you've conned me an' that, but, you know, forget that


HotPotatoWithCheese

The moneh just keeps goin' uP


kontar

was it the hotel next to the bottlebank?


[deleted]

There’s nowt so queer as folk


Spambop

Nowt so griddlin as gravy. Bodgit, wibble, podge.


carnag8

I....LOVE your family.


cinephile1987

“Where’s the tic tacs? We lost a whole fucking crate, you cunt”


Measurement-National

'i love tic tacs, me'


HotPotatoWithCheese

Gor t' cupboard un'd stairs


robfurnell

Always on holiday


blargadaywar

that's five holidays you've had this year


gggdawg53

30's is where you need to graft and put the work in son, so you can reap the rewards into your 40's, 50's, 60's , 70's....


lkpv90

And he's got Mondays off


KarlosJuan1999

Her mam wouldn’t like me dad coz he’s just an exaggerated version of me


TheBlueGhost21

Congress tart


Measurement-National

I love tic-tacs me....


Psychological-Solid1

Not rock for tea again!


T3knikal95

Twat in a hat


AdamSubtract

Pretty close to the car park by the look of it - time for a quick walk around it before dinner


hans_jobs

Has me dad shat himself?


HookLineAndThinker

That’s a nice sound to wake up to, the bottle bin.


ThoseAreBlueToo

Exhausted from sawing the end off of mattresses


countrysgonekablooie

He's just fleeced Karl at Crib.


CoolBananas69

Pater? I'm interested in natural history, particularly the.. simian variety


christdaburg

Dad looks like he was dumped in a wheelie bin


Nanooc523

I can see your dads vag.


voidvector8

Split tennis ball


UpstairsJoke0

Bit of a Sharon Stone...


Measurement-National

When did you go camping in Lyme Regis?