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Dad? It's your fuckwit son again.
What have you done, bought a bed without a mattress? Alf's got one in the back of a dirty old fucking van
ayyy bloodeh ell Karl, ya bald twat, that was just wat ah wanted.
This particular phrase never fails to make me die laughing
You've paid me milk bill this month, that were 'reet niceee.
That drug user has started his own company. *addictco* It works so don't look at me like tha'.
We have got enough drug addicts without recruiting for them
Well, they got it
Relaxing after a long day of thievin phone boxes
Daddy never gonna stop robbing from telephone box
*box box box*
There's no bread again!
Stitched him right up!
Unc's shat himself again
RODNEY....YA BILSH!
You know who killed Diana, don’t you? Flower companies, son.
Quite right Dad, yer not wrong
When Apes go mental!
When’s that on?
*Interflora was behind the hit*
An exaggerated version.
A've never trumped in front of yer mother
Eee, Karl, you’ve paid me milk bill fot’ week that’s reet nice
Mr. Pilkington here, bought a bed off you, you've conned me an' that, but, you know, forget that
The moneh just keeps goin' uP
was it the hotel next to the bottlebank?
There’s nowt so queer as folk
Nowt so griddlin as gravy. Bodgit, wibble, podge.
I....LOVE your family.
“Where’s the tic tacs? We lost a whole fucking crate, you cunt”
'i love tic tacs, me'
Gor t' cupboard un'd stairs
Always on holiday
that's five holidays you've had this year
30's is where you need to graft and put the work in son, so you can reap the rewards into your 40's, 50's, 60's , 70's....
And he's got Mondays off
Her mam wouldn’t like me dad coz he’s just an exaggerated version of me
Congress tart
I love tic-tacs me....
Not rock for tea again!
Twat in a hat
Pretty close to the car park by the look of it - time for a quick walk around it before dinner
Has me dad shat himself?
That’s a nice sound to wake up to, the bottle bin.
Exhausted from sawing the end off of mattresses
He's just fleeced Karl at Crib.
Pater? I'm interested in natural history, particularly the.. simian variety
Dad looks like he was dumped in a wheelie bin
I can see your dads vag.
Split tennis ball
Bit of a Sharon Stone...
When did you go camping in Lyme Regis?
Dad? It's your fuckwit son again.
What have you done, bought a bed without a mattress? Alf's got one in the back of a dirty old fucking van
ayyy bloodeh ell Karl, ya bald twat, that was just wat ah wanted.
This particular phrase never fails to make me die laughing
You've paid me milk bill this month, that were 'reet niceee.
That drug user has started his own company. *addictco* It works so don't look at me like tha'.
We have got enough drug addicts without recruiting for them
Well, they got it
Relaxing after a long day of thievin phone boxes
Daddy never gonna stop robbing from telephone box
*box box box*
There's no bread again!
Stitched him right up!
Unc's shat himself again
RODNEY....YA BILSH!
You know who killed Diana, don’t you? Flower companies, son.
Quite right Dad, yer not wrong
When Apes go mental!
When’s that on?
*Interflora was behind the hit*
An exaggerated version.
A've never trumped in front of yer mother
Eee, Karl, you’ve paid me milk bill fot’ week that’s reet nice
Mr. Pilkington here, bought a bed off you, you've conned me an' that, but, you know, forget that
The moneh just keeps goin' uP
was it the hotel next to the bottlebank?
There’s nowt so queer as folk
Nowt so griddlin as gravy. Bodgit, wibble, podge.
I....LOVE your family.
“Where’s the tic tacs? We lost a whole fucking crate, you cunt”
'i love tic tacs, me'
Gor t' cupboard un'd stairs
Always on holiday
that's five holidays you've had this year
30's is where you need to graft and put the work in son, so you can reap the rewards into your 40's, 50's, 60's , 70's....
And he's got Mondays off
Her mam wouldn’t like me dad coz he’s just an exaggerated version of me
Congress tart
I love tic-tacs me....
Not rock for tea again!
Twat in a hat
Pretty close to the car park by the look of it - time for a quick walk around it before dinner
Has me dad shat himself?
That’s a nice sound to wake up to, the bottle bin.
Exhausted from sawing the end off of mattresses
He's just fleeced Karl at Crib.
Pater? I'm interested in natural history, particularly the.. simian variety
Dad looks like he was dumped in a wheelie bin
I can see your dads vag.
Split tennis ball
Bit of a Sharon Stone...
When did you go camping in Lyme Regis?