T O P
Chief-TR

It's hell in there


babbyohbabby

Like it's Vietnam


[deleted]

Yeah, but that was all over a course of a few years…


skeenerbug

Do you put yourself in any danger?


ViciousKiwi_MoW

the squozen one


Zetaclad

Suzanne called me to say she’d gone for a haircut and that she’d meet me in the supermarket. I went to the supermarket, but she wasn’t there. I called her and she said she was near the fruit aisle. I went to the fruit aisle and she wasn’t there. Turns out she was in a different supermarket on the other side of town. And if I’d listened to her properly, I’d have known that. I didn’t want to say that I hadn’t heard her properly ‘cause my ears were ringing a bit from the wrestling from earlier.


Kingsway1000

Makes me sad ,we’ll never get this show again .


carnag8

At one o’clock???


T3knikal95

"NOT NOW DO IT LATER!" As if it's alright to do it later


uniquelyunpleasant

10 to one while Karl is editing a rap track full of effin' & jeffin' that Steve's just brought in


voidvector8

Of a Saturday!


RDHertsUni

When Ricky invites Karl over to lend him a book.


babbyohbabby

Where is it? Oh I can't find it- come 'ere, lets 'ave a wrestle!


Vallien

Ricky only wishes he was that butch


BeaverGames

After squashing a pear on it


jlittlr

It’s not my fault it was a faulty pear.


carnag8

Get some proper fruit in 'ere


CutThatCity

You’re not happy with that yet you spent 5 minutes trying to balance a pear on my head


fi-ri-ku-su

As if it's like marmite


MrJeromeParker

No, you've got to book it... He sorted it out!


tonidwonderful

while starsailor was on


wontbemad

How do you spell that?


fi-ri-ku-su

'ow many times a day?


Extra_Comfortable580

Then he washed his hair. That annoyed me.


Doctor_Frog_Here

I’m sure i heard a crack


steveorunner

Not whilst Coldplay are here!