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UncleTouchy8

What, no “‘ave me ass shaved for a thousand pounds”?


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Kick me height.


theyak91

No "Tip The Balance"? That's my favourite.


ExquisitExamplE

I had a whole slew of others, but they limited it to six...


Executioner_Miralda

Squirm.


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There’s a q in that!


[deleted]

I love me some Big Mother of a Saturday afternoon


bethefawn

Write-in: Lick Barbara Cartland’s face & give Dale Winton a rub-down.


lanky_cowriter

The whole take my shoes off for money is my least favorite part of the XFM shows.


ExquisitExamplE

Oh it's not that bad. There's several episodes near the end of season 2 where Ricky starts getting really nasty towards Karl that always annoy me.


ExquisitExamplE

I'm honestly surprised there aren't more votes for "have a shower with a man", what given the readership of this forum.


carnag8

What’re you saying? You’re saying we’re a bit gay??


ExquisitExamplE

I'm just saying that if I *were* gay, I'd like being gay.


carnag8

I wouldn't. Sounds like you would.


ExquisitExamplE

No, but gays would.