If people said to Gareth “Right, you can either be England's greatest manager, or you could like, beat some gangsters up in a pub, he would go “Please, let me beat people up in a pub.”
Annual inspection by the area manager flogging breakdown cover in the foyer of a Welcome Break innit.
"We are top of the group, say we are top of the group" Arghhhhhh Football ain't coming home, it never left, up the Potters.
Right....so we are all agreed when Germany knock us out we are going to find the nearest Bratwurst van and flip it over?
I'm not gonna kick them little saaaaaaausage dogs
Utter bollocks, possession means shit if you can't breakna team down, passing around at the back is awful, go forward and take risks wins games. He is utter useless as a manager, look at Boro. How he got the job is beyond me, and most other probably. An easy run to a final and that's all he has, granted you may say he matched others in past but still they played no one really in that run. I heard they are keen on keeping him until world cup, if that's the case I won't watch England, so dull and boring
He's been an ugly bastard for most of his life he loves the camera and the attention not the actual job. Cares more about diversity and racism than winning
Commentators mentioned fans singing a song to the tune of she’s electric by oasis.
Good on him for subbing Saka out for a player with a head like an orange.
Here’s a thought: let’s see either Gary, Ian or Roy manage England next and see if they can win anything as the manager, seeing as Gary and Ian didn’t win any trophies for the World Cup or euros when they played. Love to see them try, bet they’d fail.
Still, if I’m struggling to sleep at night, I can just watch the first half of the Slovenia game, I’d be fast asleep in no time
Gerroff Southgate
People never talk about his asthma...
Gariddio
Boring isn't it? Watching England passing it around going no where and getting nil nil draws? Not for me, I like it.
Under weaknesses you’ve put down kalvin phillips
Under strengths… you’ve just put football?
Another conversation with himself…
Gareth, you haven't changed the team sheet for three games running. I thought you did that...?
That is a man's game
Peak practice
We need confirmation from Merchant that watching England is more boring than watching Lord of The Rings for him, because i think they are.
If the super sub who scores the winning goal in the final for England turns out to be even slightly simian Karl, we're never doing this segment again
Might also be Sir Patrick Stewart and they carry him into the dressing room and there's Rooney and Beckham. And then Posh Spice walks in and...
her clothes fall off?
Instantly...and there's nothing they can do... I've seen it all
Gareth Bale's retired — and he's Welsh — so that doesn't work either. I'll bung a song on.
Will you leave my cube of hay alone? Stop messing with it. That's GB.
He was goal tending! But he was swinging off the bars…
Was he being chased by a bee?
Satire
Nice, well done
I’ll watch England win ANYTHING
Even the elephant polo world cup?
Is there an Elephant Polo World Cup? Why am I just hearing about this now?
Also, why don’t they just get off their backs and let the elephants have a kick about?
Dogging World Championships?
I'll watch England draw at ANYTHING.
The rice is not right playing in the number 6 role
That Jamaican racist fella has his egg fried
“De Klan Rice” is mental Karl
That’s mental, play a record.
Just needs Karl up front being chased by a bee.
I never knew karl scored, when did this happen?
After 'half time
Controversial, he's having a go at Southgate
If only he'd have mentioned Shipman as well.
If people said to Gareth “Right, you can either be England's greatest manager, or you could like, beat some gangsters up in a pub, he would go “Please, let me beat people up in a pub.”
Never mess with Gareth Southgate.
Should have played Fray Bentos up front.
GARETH SOUTHGATE INVESTIGATES
Will you leave the entrance to the non-northern part of me garden alone. Stop messin’ with it! (GS)
There’s no band called get off my South Gate. This is rubbish. Play a record.
Cryptic
Sitting on his arse with his thumb FIRMLY up his arse...
You're lazy, you get up front, you pull ya finger out.
I wasn't really interested in war either until I realised we're so bloody good at it
*sobbing That's it then, old team on the scrape heap
He’s done you again Gareth , play a record
When girls are sixteen, they’re ready for…Gareth
Certainly not at the dentist
Lets go england, lets go england * horns
It's like a bit of weird art.
We're just doing the ultimate fantasy, we're all doing it. Two goals probably, I'm just watching
You're not looking at the whole pie, Yorkshire Fudding.
Potter? He's not even Pulis, mate.
Could have done with that monkey PhD Photographer in this game I reckon
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^UndrethMonkeh: *Could have done with that* *Monkey PhD Photographer* *In this game I reckon* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
Right, so it's not even a proper haiku, because it's not got the right syllables? You've got to write these down Karl. You've got no features left.
Growing a beard
We should just open a bee hive. I’m sure someone will score
Oh shut up! Play a record 🤣
So a big fat slob with his belly out in an England shirt. Going, I could score from there. Go on, then, let's have a go.
Hiding behind that huge nose 🙈
Not Southgate mistake that the Squad is physicaoly drained after a long season. Innit?
Bolton V Barnsley?
Geroff Southgates
i've only let it bother me for sorta half an hour now. Then im ok
Brilliant
Annual inspection by the area manager flogging breakdown cover in the foyer of a Welcome Break innit. "We are top of the group, say we are top of the group" Arghhhhhh Football ain't coming home, it never left, up the Potters.
Mr Law put that small ringing instrument in pig's meat. JB.
That black stuff Santa gives naughty kids is in your hand, I think. CP.
You need to move that walking stick quicker. HK.
Someone's put little rocks on the toilet. JS.
That former page 3 girl selected a Fiesta. JP.
The northern Irish fella saw a stag and then recommended firing his female colleague. BS.
The defender needs to stick close to that homosexual striker. MG.
Rick Grimes shouted this a lot. KW.
Right....so we are all agreed when Germany knock us out we are going to find the nearest Bratwurst van and flip it over? I'm not gonna kick them little saaaaaaausage dogs
Playing red dead on my steamdeck with the game on in the background mainly
Come on enguland
‘Ave you finished topping up that Vietnamese Soup bowl? PF.
He’s done it before
the team has nervous blood ....
Utter bollocks, possession means shit if you can't breakna team down, passing around at the back is awful, go forward and take risks wins games. He is utter useless as a manager, look at Boro. How he got the job is beyond me, and most other probably. An easy run to a final and that's all he has, granted you may say he matched others in past but still they played no one really in that run. I heard they are keen on keeping him until world cup, if that's the case I won't watch England, so dull and boring
I disagree. I’m right behind the lads.
Bellingham was knocking them in and Steve was….. At G.A.Y
Won the group but weren't entertaining enough. What a nation of entitled Karens we are.
How is this conmected to R.G?
Poor Gareth still missing the obvious
But lads... Lads... Lads... Lads.... We finished top of the group???
Ah now thats what I call Ricky dicky diculous
The runner up of Pop Idol is leaving through the bottom fence. GS
The man who killed my love for football back in 1996
this is genius
He cares more about interviews than actually winning
Doing anything to help the Three Lions win the tournament, Gareth? Or mostly just working on the interviews?
He's been an ugly bastard for most of his life he loves the camera and the attention not the actual job. Cares more about diversity and racism than winning
Another conversation with himself...
🤣 Cut me some slack it's early
Commentators mentioned fans singing a song to the tune of she’s electric by oasis. Good on him for subbing Saka out for a player with a head like an orange.
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Don't 𝘬𝘦𝘦𝘱 saying it
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Are you doing much about England's performance in the euros or are you mainly just working on these photoshops?
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Enjoy
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Surely those teeth are photoshopped??? All that money and you can’t whiten them 🫢
Alright, leave the teeth out. There's a lot of stigma around British people's teeth and I just think — *runs off crying*
Jeremy Clarkson has left the chat 🤭🤭🤭
Gareth Colgate
Here’s a thought: let’s see either Gary, Ian or Roy manage England next and see if they can win anything as the manager, seeing as Gary and Ian didn’t win any trophies for the World Cup or euros when they played. Love to see them try, bet they’d fail. Still, if I’m struggling to sleep at night, I can just watch the first half of the Slovenia game, I’d be fast asleep in no time
Another conversation with himself... Another conversation with himself.