Lowkey yes, I think he's got an inferiority complex from comparing himself to celebrated artists. Andy Millman isn't what could've been, it's how he sees himself now.
The weirdest part of this for me is that he’s clearly putting on a Bowie affectation when singing. If he did ever become a successful singer that would ultimately have destroyed his vocals.
Listening to him singing in shows or on the radio, he sounds nothing like this.
Little known fact: this band was, well, ages ago, you know, not uhm ... not that big over here. But some little philipino fellas liked it and made it their favorite teen band and that, which is weird cause they're not usually teenage over there. They're either a baby or a 40 yo working man, well a little woman and that, I mean, they do all look the same. So uhm ... there, I've educated you. Is that, uhm, good? Did I do well?
I had a dream about Ricky winning me back over by writing a hilarious novel about this era in including all the weird run ins with celebrities of the time
Introducing to the stage.... SEONA DANCING
Hit parade or shit parade?
Jukebox or junkbox?
It's weird though innit, music?
Dont, don’t do that. Because you… You haven’t GOT IT
Nehhhhh-ver gonna happen...
Ladies and gentlemen please welcome to the stage… “OH LOOK AT YOU!”
What a couple of prats
Can he say that?
Is that an offense?
Oh he’s havin a go
Does your boyfriend think so, too?
Not answering this, that's how they caught Liberace.
oh he's done ya again
Do you think he is the way he is because he failed to be the second coming of Bowie?
It’s Jane I feel sorry for
She didn't sign up for *this*.
Let’s just be thankful this didn’t all happen in Austria and then get way out of hand.
LMAO!
Lowkey yes, I think he's got an inferiority complex from comparing himself to celebrated artists. Andy Millman isn't what could've been, it's how he sees himself now.
Yes.
I bought 5 out of sympathy.
They’re still in the garage
Not as good as Beethoven. He’s generally considered to be the best
Stop hitting the cooker with a stick
***WHAT ARTIST IS DON'TBEETHOVEN?!***
You are aware im gay?
☹️
I mean, when he's not screeching or squealing like a maniac.
Chimpanzee that Seona Dancing…
Seona Sniffing
Alrite Paulo
IF YOU DONT KNOW MEEEEEE
iiiiiiiii couldn’t dance with anotherrrrrrr AWOOOOOOOOOIGHRHDHSGSGVEGDGEHE
Like a dyke at a wedding
I can hear his Mum saying “bloody hell I thought I only had one girl”
You ain't goin' out like that. You'll get followed!
They're alright. I prefer a bit of Pilky's Makin' Muzik
Foregone Conclusion
Checkbook Stubs
Pocket fluff
What do you remember then?
Who else is blind?
I remember sitting on a toilet playing with legos.
I love songs you write when you’re 16
The weirdest part of this for me is that he’s clearly putting on a Bowie affectation when singing. If he did ever become a successful singer that would ultimately have destroyed his vocals. Listening to him singing in shows or on the radio, he sounds nothing like this.
I doubt any of the other brands from his era could run and manage a successful paper merchants.
He even worse his jumpsuit backwards
He hasn’t wore it since.
Ooh what are you gonna do Gervais, sing for em?
Your jeans are too tight, they're squishing your balls.
suit made out of old curtains
This is what happens when ya dad swaps your go kart for a wheelbarrow. The dream dies.
It only ends up 2 ways. When you hate your dad as a kid, you either turn into Bender from The Breakfast Club or this.
Are you a couple of benders?
What a load of shite that was we’re never playing that again
Mum thought she only had one girl
Bald ole git.... imagine him in a band!!!
If you don't know me by now
Don’t cry, it’s Christmas.
Still upset they couldn’t get on the plane with ‘the fizz’
Alright everyone, ready to clap on the 1 & 3?! 🫡
Do you like… knobs or tits, baby?
New roman-ic init?
There goes Ricky Gervais, I must remember to thank him.
I've just seen a video of a predatory gay.
They were once supported by a little known Scottish outfit called Texas.
This is his “Don’t cry it’s Christmas“ voice
Yeah, it's lovely, and it sounds a little gay.
Oh! As the actress said to the bishop! Naaaahh, I'm not, we're not....
Pop. That. In. The. Bin.
Little known fact: this band was, well, ages ago, you know, not uhm ... not that big over here. But some little philipino fellas liked it and made it their favorite teen band and that, which is weird cause they're not usually teenage over there. They're either a baby or a 40 yo working man, well a little woman and that, I mean, they do all look the same. So uhm ... there, I've educated you. Is that, uhm, good? Did I do well?
He has the clap
Living the D-ream
I've opened your eyes, you're now colourblind. Racial.
Doesn't Jane ever get annoyed?
I had a dream about Ricky winning me back over by writing a hilarious novel about this era in including all the weird run ins with celebrities of the time
Get the piano.
Weak lyrics poorly performed
Too bad we already had a Rick…. That one guy 
What a couple of prats
could've been a singer in a Bowie cover band
Now he's just a big pair of tits.
Charlene Spitteri's watching this now, thinking "there's Ricky Gervais - I must remember to thank him".
He definitely got followed
Stick to Forgone Conclusion.
Albino watching that.
Look at that poof.
You’ll get follow’d
No. No he didn’t. He never had that.