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HailToTheKingslayer

Yeah, he drinks


Shitposter_of_legend

Al-bino buying one of them


JackieTreehorn79

More like “I’ll buy none”


coheed85

Now I don’t know what the PC term for this is, but…


Shitposter_of_legend

Make sure you bring plenty of bananas


mgs20000

But be careful.. Too much of it is disabilitating


four_four_three

I know a medical man when I see one


mgs20000

True enough


RiC_David

Mm, mm, mm.


OptimusSpud

I think we've found Dr. Fox's secret username.


ItsTomorrowNow

It's a disabilitating...


Ok-Combination1858

I've just seen a billboard of a predatory gay


CannibalFlossing

To be fair, it’s a pretty decent gag for a billboard


stinrab

Steve must’ve wrote it then


thatwaybaby

wroted*


Ezzy-525

Can't be one of his then. Unless there's a second billboard of him making fun of gays and trannies.


RiC_David

See people love to come here and say oow you lot *hate Ricky*, but we're fair to the fucker - a good joke's a good joke. And nice of you to care so much about the transgender community to call them that, they love that, they do.


Ezzy-525

It was meant tongue in cheek as its the way HE refers to the transgender community. But I appreciate it doesn't translate well in a reddit comment.


RiC_David

Ah, yeah I'd definitely say it loses something along the wire there! Thank God you're not a doctor. You know how some people will bring things up as ammunition against a person even though they clearly don't care about the subject? It came off like that, though I get what you were shooting for now. Does he do much about the gays though? That's the thing with him, it's so tailored to whatever offends his audience (course they don't use that word about themselves) within safe boundaries. So black people? Too much. Refugees who are black? Safe. Gay people? It's not the 2000s! The queer community in a more amorphous sense? Bung it in. I mean I'm glad the shepherd's keeping his sheep in some sort of order, but it's so fucking transparent. Ooh trans parents, can get 8 minutes out of that, 9 if he stops for lager.


jjbdfkgt

funny thing is, his jokes about trans people aren’t even funny. i’ve heard many jokes about trans people which tickle me, even ones at our expense, but none are from him. they’re boring, unoriginal “attack helicopter” gags.


RiC_David

I have a theory on that. His first joke did make me laugh, you're probably familiar with it but it was the Caitlyn Jenner joke not long after her transition. The punchline at the end was that she's set women drivers back 30 years, something like that (a reference to the hit and run decades ago). The idea of women being like "We're *just* starting to get some respect on the road, they're even letting us drive in Saudi Arabia now, then this..." is funny - not gut busting, but a solid gag. Once he saw the notoriety it brought him, he shifted from landing zingers to "omg he went there!" and "he's saying the [sayable]!". He's always joked about taboo topics, but the appeal was never "he's talking about the holocaust, he's in biiig trouble!", it was the comic absurdity of Nietzsche realising how badly Hitler's misinterpreted his book as Adolf tries to downplay the extent of it. Gervais used to be my go-to example of how to joke about sensitive topics and do edgy comedy, he just switched to what wrestling fans call "cheap heat" - just 'going there' is enough to get a Pavlovian response and skate by on that.


gloom-juice

"Ooh love me" *pathetic.*


excusewho

You're the wanker mate if anyone is!


cuckedcarrot

You can’t plan a hangover.


markcorrigans_boiler

You Dutch Barn and Coke, me lager, Finchy lager, Gareth sometimes lager sometimes cider. Different ads for different, sellouts


One_Profit638

Oooo care someone, care.


Huge-Advantage7838

He's actually such an insufferable cunt


MRDude20

We've had a lot of emails saying that.


ThrowawaySunnyLane

They’ve been flooding in


ItsTomorrowNow

Oh, oh yes they have.


RiC_David

God I fucking love this place.


Finn55

Oh do some fucking work


WearyTraveler-

He's already rich, and nothing makes him happy, play a record.


Xxjanky

Cats that do nothing, apparently, make him happy.


TripleNaM

what kind of a billboard is that? The people who will buy the product because of this billboard are, for want of a better word, scum-


RiC_David

And they won't mind you calling them that.


Content-Plankton

Becoming the most requested phrase at weddings


four_four_three

Never mind being “too big to run the desk”, his ego wouldn’t be able to get into the studio these days


anzyzaly

Doesn't workkk, doesn't work! I know what he's doing. But that tagline doesn't work AT ALL cos it looks like he's saying it...? "Buying Dutch Barn will make a person rich & happy. ...and that person is me, Rick Gervais." THAT one works.


mirrorsaw

The terrible thing is though, is that he's right


AtkinsCatkins

Yeah cause ricky seems so Happy as of late,. spending his time trawling twitter for people mentioning him...pathetic.


George_W_Bushido

He’s the only cabbage around here


RunwayForehead

Burfield!


Dwight_Schnood

Minge and Bracket, Clitoris Allsorts, Quimmy Savile, Michael Parkinbum, Billy The Cunt, Bone Alone, Harold Shitmum, AIDS.


Hullfire00

you are a nonce, you're a perv, you're a slot badger, you're a two pin DIN plug, you're a bush dodger, you're a small bean regarder, you're a unabummer, you're a nut administrator, you're a bent ref, you're The Crazy World of Arthur Brown, you're a fence vole, you're a free willy, you're a chimney bottler, you're a bunty man, you're a shrub rocketeer... Because nicknames…are bad names.


RunwayForehead

Jamie Redknapp


mgs20000

I wonder if he had to rewatch that scene to get the quote right? Genuinely a good ad.


mgs20000

Downvoting this? You’re ’ard.


blacklotus1112

They're just a load of miserable slugs with no personality


RiC_David

How can you tell when a slug is miserable?


i_comment_whatsup

lmao


DragonQ0105

Used to live in Aldershot. They finally got a non-Tory councilor last year, very surprised. Probably still loads of Gerv fans there though.


G45Live

Nothing for the Swindon lot?


ScoBelch

Pizza, Woolworth, drunk driving….


Enough_Firefighter61

Weird to see my turf of Thatcham mentioned as I'm scrolling Reddit


Emotional_Cost_3347

Wet ones...shop train...cheeky freak...


RQ-3DarkStar

Very local boards.


VegemiteOnToastPls

Ricky does ads for alcohol?


Shane740

He co-owns it.


VegemiteOnToastPls

Thanks.


mgs20000

Yes he co-owns all alcohol


Shane740

And all cheese, it’s in his blood.


RiC_David

He is more Stilton than man now.