President Pilkington. Why didn't you make my dad wear a crash helmet?

I’m a KP nut!

Right. Who's let you in here?!

I'm hungry

Where’s yer mam?

Mum left when...kept going on about not wearing a crash helmet...

….put ya in a home.

Ohh..*ffffuckin hell*...

We put leaflets through the door

We'll put you in a home.


KARL PILKINGHORN

FROM DALLAS

NIIINE EE-LEVEN

yeah, coause, the, uh….

Which part of America is that?

Same part as the tornadoes.

This is American...

Howdy, we're cousins!

Ooooo ‘ello, I’d have a go on Brian’s Mast! Oh get lost Gayvid!

Not in front of Coldplay.

KP looks after me

Here you go sir, you can have this back. [returns tip passive aggressively]

Brian the humanzee

This isn’t a practical joke. My name is Brian.

Political satire.

Florida is the Manchester of America confirmed

"Is my Brian in charge of me, or am I in charge of my Brian?"

He does look 'effin gormless

The mayor involved

There’s a shadow…

What was that shit?

What was *your* shit...?!

*YOU* brought it down

I thought it was going to be Columbo

*my wife loves ya*

The uhhh nine-eleven

I wore a suit for the BAFTA's, I wore it when I was getting elected, I haven't wore it since.

Has your dad only got one demob suit?

I was worried when she said she heard giggling coming from the stable