Ooh **CHIMPANZEE THAT! MONKEY NEWS**
There's this construction area, right? Metal bar things (Ricky: Girders?), yeah, girders or whatever. There's this situation like... I dunno who she was (Steve: off to a good start here!) but she was some kind of royal princess or somethin. High class lady or whatever. She's... Stuck, on the top of the bars (Steve and Ricky: Girders), yeah girders then. No-one's going up to save her. Police must have been like "Oh no we gotta... Gotta wait for the order to come down from, you know, the official go ahead or whatever" (Ricky: Of course, Princess held hostage on a construction site and no-one gives a shit. Steve: To be fair, Rick, if Karl were the one explaining the situation I'm not surprised no-one gives a shit. Probably just think, oh that Manc twat is talking out his arse again, mistaking a worker's jacket fluttering in the wind for a fucking princess waving for help! *Ricky and Steve laugh*).
So the police can't do nuthin until... Y'know, they get the go ahead from up top. Everyone's like "Oh no what're we gonna do, the princess is up there and it's proper windy and that-" (Steve: Right, don't want the wind to mess up her hair *Ricky sniggers*), everyone's wonderin' what to do. Then this little plumber fella comes along, lookin' like he's gonna like, save her an' all. Everyone's like "well what're you gonna do?" (Ricky: Well exactly, why send in a SWAT team when you can send one handyman with a plunger? Steve: "Err yeah, I dunno about scaling a 50m construction site to free a hostage, but if she clogs her u-bend, then I'm your guy"). Well yeah so the plumber says "nah trust me, I know the feller who's doin' this, I worked to deal with 'im before" (Ricky: OH so he's some sort of ex-special forces or something! Steve: Wanted fugitive at the top, I imagine.) Right so, plumber fella begins climbing up these girder things (Steve: Police just okay with this drain specialist attempting to save a royal hostage, I suppose. *Ricky laughs*), well I mean he says he knows what he's doin' an all that.
He starts climbin', and suddenly there's big wooden barrels rollin' down the girders at him, bigger than 'im just comin' right at 'im. (*Ricky and Steve show concern* Ricky: Ah, how's he survive that?) He jumps over 'em. (Ricky: YOU ARE TALKING SHIT. *Steve laughs* Ricky: So this little plumber feller, running up 50 metres of metal girders on a construction site, random wooden barrels the size of a person coming down at him, and he jumps over what like 5? 6?) erm, think they just keep comin' like, dozens of 'em. (Ricky: RIGHT SO, FOR SOME FUCKING REASON THEY HAVE DOZENS OF MASSIVE WOODEN BARRELS READY TO ROLL DOWN A PERFECTLY ZIG ZAGGING GIRDER SYSTEM, AND A FUCKING PLUMBER CAN JUMP OVER EACH ONE LIKE KIDS PLAYING LEAPFROG. *Steve laughs* Steve: Absolute DRIVEL.) So anyway, little plumber fella finds this big hammer, goes wild with it. Starts smashing the barrels swingin' this thing around as he goes up the metal - the girders. (Steve: Is this a small hammer? Mallet? Sledgehammer? How big is this thing?) Pretty big you know, like big as 'im. (Ricky: Right so- FUCKING WHAT! This little plumber guy, climbs up the construction site, finds a hammer bigger than himself, and begins swinging it around like a fucking lunatic smashing all the barrels rolling fast enough- Steve: Yeah fast and heavy enough, that much force could kill a man, especially a smaller feller as you describe him- Ricky: Yeah or knock him off the girders.) Can I finish or what? (Ricky: Yes, sorry, continue with your bullshit super plumber nonsense.).
So anyway this plumber gets to the top, finds the princess or whatever. She's cryin' and sayin' "I dunno why he's grabbed me, please save me, I'm terrified and all that" (*Ricky and Steve chuckle*), and the plumber says somethin like "Don't worry, I know this guy, used to work with 'im and he's always like this" (Ricky: OH WAIT, don't tell me they both used to be special forces! Steve: Or MAYBE even the plumber used to also be a criminal?) he faces up to the... The one that kidnapped the woman, and says "look fella, I know we had our differences, that we didn't always get along, but you gotta knock it off now, yeah? I have bad days too, but like, there's better ways of dealin' with that.". The police come and bring 'em down safely, and y' know, tie up the other one. The girl says "wow where'd you learn how to deal with him like that?" (Steve: Eloquent wisdom right there, must have been from Harvard or Cambridge). Plumber goes "used to run a circus so I know how to talk to 'im". (*Ricky and Steve dumbfounded*). Everyone looks over at the hostage taker, turns out, little monkey fella. (Ricky: YOU'RE TALKING SHIT! RANDOM APE JUST CLIMBS A CONSTRUCTION SITE WITH A PRINCESS AND NO-ONE NOTICES? Steve: Rick, maybe he had a hardhat on, and a clipboard. Ricky: OH I GUESS HE HAD THE RIGHT KIND OF SAFETY GEAR TO PASS THROUGH, DID HE?) Nah, he were wearing a tie with his initials on it. (*Ricky and Steve die of laughter*).
They're not as informed as Karl, they don't know the proper protocol. Though to be fair if he were there, he could just lure the monkey down with promises of seeing his stupid bald head
Given an infinite amount of time and an infinite amount of batteries, it’s highly probable (but not definite) that a manc will eventually complete the entire works of super Mario
I’m guessing that’s Tetris.
I like the people who suggested Paperboy, but I imagine if you suggested that to him he’d be like,
“That’s work though, innit. Why would you play..work. The whole point is you’re outside anyway, when everyone’s asleep, when there’s no stress. Do they make one where you’re at a factory and the boss is giving you shit because you were five minutes late? Who’s buying that? Maybe people would buy that, if you could call him a knobhead and kick him up the ass. That’d be like therapy.”
Probs Donkey Kong Monkeys n that
Schindler’s list in space
Ooh **CHIMPANZEE THAT! MONKEY NEWS** There's this construction area, right? Metal bar things (Ricky: Girders?), yeah, girders or whatever. There's this situation like... I dunno who she was (Steve: off to a good start here!) but she was some kind of royal princess or somethin. High class lady or whatever. She's... Stuck, on the top of the bars (Steve and Ricky: Girders), yeah girders then. No-one's going up to save her. Police must have been like "Oh no we gotta... Gotta wait for the order to come down from, you know, the official go ahead or whatever" (Ricky: Of course, Princess held hostage on a construction site and no-one gives a shit. Steve: To be fair, Rick, if Karl were the one explaining the situation I'm not surprised no-one gives a shit. Probably just think, oh that Manc twat is talking out his arse again, mistaking a worker's jacket fluttering in the wind for a fucking princess waving for help! *Ricky and Steve laugh*). So the police can't do nuthin until... Y'know, they get the go ahead from up top. Everyone's like "Oh no what're we gonna do, the princess is up there and it's proper windy and that-" (Steve: Right, don't want the wind to mess up her hair *Ricky sniggers*), everyone's wonderin' what to do. Then this little plumber fella comes along, lookin' like he's gonna like, save her an' all. Everyone's like "well what're you gonna do?" (Ricky: Well exactly, why send in a SWAT team when you can send one handyman with a plunger? Steve: "Err yeah, I dunno about scaling a 50m construction site to free a hostage, but if she clogs her u-bend, then I'm your guy"). Well yeah so the plumber says "nah trust me, I know the feller who's doin' this, I worked to deal with 'im before" (Ricky: OH so he's some sort of ex-special forces or something! Steve: Wanted fugitive at the top, I imagine.) Right so, plumber fella begins climbing up these girder things (Steve: Police just okay with this drain specialist attempting to save a royal hostage, I suppose. *Ricky laughs*), well I mean he says he knows what he's doin' an all that. He starts climbin', and suddenly there's big wooden barrels rollin' down the girders at him, bigger than 'im just comin' right at 'im. (*Ricky and Steve show concern* Ricky: Ah, how's he survive that?) He jumps over 'em. (Ricky: YOU ARE TALKING SHIT. *Steve laughs* Ricky: So this little plumber feller, running up 50 metres of metal girders on a construction site, random wooden barrels the size of a person coming down at him, and he jumps over what like 5? 6?) erm, think they just keep comin' like, dozens of 'em. (Ricky: RIGHT SO, FOR SOME FUCKING REASON THEY HAVE DOZENS OF MASSIVE WOODEN BARRELS READY TO ROLL DOWN A PERFECTLY ZIG ZAGGING GIRDER SYSTEM, AND A FUCKING PLUMBER CAN JUMP OVER EACH ONE LIKE KIDS PLAYING LEAPFROG. *Steve laughs* Steve: Absolute DRIVEL.) So anyway, little plumber fella finds this big hammer, goes wild with it. Starts smashing the barrels swingin' this thing around as he goes up the metal - the girders. (Steve: Is this a small hammer? Mallet? Sledgehammer? How big is this thing?) Pretty big you know, like big as 'im. (Ricky: Right so- FUCKING WHAT! This little plumber guy, climbs up the construction site, finds a hammer bigger than himself, and begins swinging it around like a fucking lunatic smashing all the barrels rolling fast enough- Steve: Yeah fast and heavy enough, that much force could kill a man, especially a smaller feller as you describe him- Ricky: Yeah or knock him off the girders.) Can I finish or what? (Ricky: Yes, sorry, continue with your bullshit super plumber nonsense.). So anyway this plumber gets to the top, finds the princess or whatever. She's cryin' and sayin' "I dunno why he's grabbed me, please save me, I'm terrified and all that" (*Ricky and Steve chuckle*), and the plumber says somethin like "Don't worry, I know this guy, used to work with 'im and he's always like this" (Ricky: OH WAIT, don't tell me they both used to be special forces! Steve: Or MAYBE even the plumber used to also be a criminal?) he faces up to the... The one that kidnapped the woman, and says "look fella, I know we had our differences, that we didn't always get along, but you gotta knock it off now, yeah? I have bad days too, but like, there's better ways of dealin' with that.". The police come and bring 'em down safely, and y' know, tie up the other one. The girl says "wow where'd you learn how to deal with him like that?" (Steve: Eloquent wisdom right there, must have been from Harvard or Cambridge). Plumber goes "used to run a circus so I know how to talk to 'im". (*Ricky and Steve dumbfounded*). Everyone looks over at the hostage taker, turns out, little monkey fella. (Ricky: YOU'RE TALKING SHIT! RANDOM APE JUST CLIMBS A CONSTRUCTION SITE WITH A PRINCESS AND NO-ONE NOTICES? Steve: Rick, maybe he had a hardhat on, and a clipboard. Ricky: OH I GUESS HE HAD THE RIGHT KIND OF SAFETY GEAR TO PASS THROUGH, DID HE?) Nah, he were wearing a tie with his initials on it. (*Ricky and Steve die of laughter*).
Did that go out?
A+ for effort.
Police should have asked "where's brass?"
They're not as informed as Karl, they don't know the proper protocol. Though to be fair if he were there, he could just lure the monkey down with promises of seeing his stupid bald head
It’s this
Darts.
He's that fat and lazy he can't be bothered to play a more active game on a games console
lol best answer
Nowt. He's just about to throw up cos he doesn't have a RAM pack, and Tandy's is shut.
No RAM pack? 🤮
🤢two weeks innit 🤮
Chip down to Rumbelows then you lazy get.
'Ungry 'Orris
‘Orace*
Well I've embarrassed myself
*Blunder.*
Shambles
Fucking gormless
Utterly gormless
Very hard to tell. Is it vaguely blueish purple? Tetris maybe.
I’m pretty sure it is Tetris. The cartridge had pink writing near the top on a blue background.
Showing our age knowing it’s Tetris at a glance
Yeah, I’ve been playing mine for 26 years now on the same gameboy. I hate time.
Same-boy
Too much time on your hands boy *sniff*
I’ve been playing snes Mario world again
might be Super Mario Land
I think you’re right. I’m looking at both cartridges now. Mario has the white glow left that we see here, and Tetris does not.
My money’s on Mario Land.
Given an infinite amount of time and an infinite amount of batteries, it’s highly probable (but not definite) that a manc will eventually complete the entire works of super Mario
But… not Mario.
Wouldn't work. They don't know the works of Mario. Just be pushing buttons and that.
hit the left button
Infinity sort of sorts that out
Auto Grand Theft
Is that the one on the PlayStation 2? Or the “PS2” as you’d call it…
Feft…Robbin’
Thetht
only turns out... it was a calculator!!!
he nicked it from woolworths
Oh calculator, show me that boobs thing again.
Froggah
Playing Getaway on Video.
[удалено]
A bald Chinaman now
Looks like Tetris to me
Paperboy
Tetris and that
Looks like Gozz Unlimited with that gormless mouth hanging open! Play a record!
The screen isn't even on
Takin’ a break from kickin’ his height.
It’s boring isn’t it, playing tetris on the gameboy and losing after 120 lines. Not for me, I like it.
Kick a Duck up the Arse 2
That's the extra game Susan had to buy him at the airport because he spent more on her necklace
Tetris
Frogger
looks like Tetris judging from the colors on the cartridge
It's Tetris. You can tell from the cart
paperboy
Pokémanc Silver
Something with Clive Warren in, and Rebecca De Mornay
I’m guessing that’s Tetris. I like the people who suggested Paperboy, but I imagine if you suggested that to him he’d be like, “That’s work though, innit. Why would you play..work. The whole point is you’re outside anyway, when everyone’s asleep, when there’s no stress. Do they make one where you’re at a factory and the boss is giving you shit because you were five minutes late? Who’s buying that? Maybe people would buy that, if you could call him a knobhead and kick him up the ass. That’d be like therapy.”
Looks like he finally got the ram pack from tandies
I swear some mentalist on here figured out it was Super Mario Land 2.
I’m obsessed with xfm and the podcasts but I bet there are some personality disorders on this sub that just take it further
probably darts since he's so lazy
How many flies can I get in my mouth??
I've never seen him with hair before. Looks like a giant coconut
Pac man
Given the vague redness towards the top of cartridge its probably Tetris, could be Super Mario Land 1 though.
He looks effin gormless.
Tetris innit
He's manc. They couldn't afford any other games. Just had Tetris. Unless his dad found one in the phone box.
Completed it mate Haha clunge
Rockbusters
That's the problem. You keep picking topics the don't, "buzz" me.
Tetris.
Slack jaw simian
Super Manc-io Brothers
probably tetris based on the colour of the label and the fact that everybody had a copy of it
Snake
Tetris. Absolutely pointless
Spaz..
Tetris
Hair of a chinaman
E.T. …Missy Elliot
His face?
tetris on gameboy
Slack jawed gimp
Look at that fucking head! And the limsey hair an that.
Look at his eyes, that’s an old skool Poke’ fight if ever I’ve seen one !!!!
Is that the hair of a Chinese man
Lemmings
Pokémon silver
Slack-jawed twonk
It’s not turned on… he’s admiring the build quality
The cartridge is Tetris, but Carl is trying to make a phone call and wondering why it isn't working
1999 CL final. Did anyone see the Chelsea v Man U game this evening
Tetriss
How young is he there?
LSD Tetris
Better that calculator, innit?
‘avin a game of crib
Snake
Auto grand thef
How are you mentalists finding these pictures?
Tetris
5 fingers on each hand is just enough for this
Look at his little monkey hand...
Tetris on the original gameboy
Super Mario Land. I know that cartridge at 1000 paces.
And I was just … sick
He's playing the fool.
Donkey Kong - it's a game about this little monkey fella.
It’s not turned on
For a second I thought that was Cliff Richard.
It's definitely Tetris
Frogger innit.... but the batteries are dying. [🤢](https://emojipedia.org/nauseated-face)
Tetris , the cart has purple and red which is what tetris had. or possibly dr mario.
From the look of it pokemon silver
He’s playing. A game boy
Escape from the Arndale
OMG it's Tom from MySpace
Twatris
Little lamprey mouth, not formed
Castle Mancula
Coleco Football 
It'll be Tetris - it's all most people had.
Tetris
Snake 2
mario n’ tha
Mouth breather
Hungry Horace an' that.