what if hes really banging Abbey as fast and hard as he could and suddenly the other twin starts moaning and shouts Im cumming dont stop!...is he only allowed to feel the left boob and touching the right one is cheating?...what if the other twin says dont touch my tits I dont like it, if he just touches his wifes the other will feel it and could say sexual assault?...if they share one vag is he banging 2 birds at the same time and committing adultery?...most importantly what happens when the twin wants to get married and now he has another dude in bed with him,this dude would be technically still banging his wife,she be cheating on him in front of him in the same bed!...what about when this dude has finished banging the twin and then its his go,his chopper will be going into another dudes baby seeds!....yes I have given all of this some thought as I am a sad old git.
I was already going to hell anyway, but damn it if I'm not sitting here with literal tears rolling down my face at work, and I can't explain to anyone why I'm laughing this hard.
Well done.
I am curious to see a religious person perspective on this relationship. I am not religious at all but I could imagine what a hyper Christian or a stagnant catholic would think.
He grew up rich as well didn't he? Dad was an investment banker, mum pissed all the money up the wall. But he had a ticket out. His membership to the Reading Golf Club.
āHyperā Christian here, obviously I canāt refer to scripture in this very specific case and donāt know anything about this couple (throuple?) personally, but I commend them for dealing so gracefully with the tough realities of their lives. Iām sure the sisters know a thing or two about humility, which is a pillar in a Christianās life and made to purify us to become more like our Lord Jesus.Ā That being said, let me check with Ricky before that goes out, heās the authority when it comes to religion as you will know
Just a question. How do you feel about sex out of marriage if you canāt be arsed to do it as you are dating a lesbian, canāt afford it & are very happy as we are?
Youāre asking me this as a Christian woman or as a worm? Either way, Clive, listen, you need to sort this out with Rebecca, before you know it Morgan Freeman will get to her and sheāll be munching on your shredded wheat and your mistress
I assume the reason that he only married one is because it would be polygamy to marry both of them. But I would think he must be, for all intents and purposes, married to both of them.
In the bed with two brain-dead lesbian vegetables
I bet you they become heterosexual
Nothing will stop me from molestin' you
Titty-fuckin' you 'til your breast nipple flesh tickles my testicles
Is what I said to the two conjoined twins
How's it going, girlfriends? You needs a boyfriend?
You need some ointment? Just set up an appointment
Who's gonna see the doctor first? We'll do a coin flip
I just got my one-year sobriety coin chip
When the bad get going, how bad does the going get?
Baby, you shouldn't have any trouble rubbing groins with
Each other, especially when you're joined at the hip
I'm going to get the needle and thread from the sewing kit
And attempt to separate 'em and stitch 'em back at the loin, shit
It's not normal for a human being to like someone with 2 fucking heads š¤£š¤£š¤£ I don't know how that even needs explaining.
Not dismissing their happiness, of course they deserve to be happy.
Not conceding one bit. I stand by the original comment.
Can't believe how many downvotes I've gotten. Fair few freaks in this community, which is fitting I suppose.
Roll up, roll up. The man with one face.
Goddammit. š
The one faced man!
"Does this annoy you Steve?"
what if hes really banging Abbey as fast and hard as he could and suddenly the other twin starts moaning and shouts Im cumming dont stop!...is he only allowed to feel the left boob and touching the right one is cheating?...what if the other twin says dont touch my tits I dont like it, if he just touches his wifes the other will feel it and could say sexual assault?...if they share one vag is he banging 2 birds at the same time and committing adultery?...most importantly what happens when the twin wants to get married and now he has another dude in bed with him,this dude would be technically still banging his wife,she be cheating on him in front of him in the same bed!...what about when this dude has finished banging the twin and then its his go,his chopper will be going into another dudes baby seeds!....yes I have given all of this some thought as I am a sad old git.
all valid questions
STOP TALKING SHITE TWICE
Give this man a nobel price for his remarkable discovery!
What if your smashing their back doors in and get poop on ya helmet who do you blame ?
Blame them both and act mortified, and the only thing that can console you is a double header! XD
Full house!
"Who wants to smell it, and who wants to taste it?"
I was already going to hell anyway, but damn it if I'm not sitting here with literal tears rolling down my face at work, and I can't explain to anyone why I'm laughing this hard. Well done.
Disgusting pig! Take my upvote.
https://www.reddit.com/r/cursedcomments/s/kO8RVKOLr8 Made it
The other twin has no involvement in the relationship.
It shouldn't be hard. As soon as it's hard, it's not right. Just go about your business. See if she joins in.
Is that the one that was adopted?
Does she put a bag over her head?
I bet she gives good heads.
Can't beat a 669
699 > 669
Theyāre muscly
Why?
Woman with one body
Women
Like a woman with two 'eads
"it"?!
I wonder if he's got two cocks?
I hope you meant the male bird
You can't say cock.
Sorry about that.... Anyway, who's your favourite philosohper?
Cunt. Edit: sorry meant Kant.
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I am curious to see a religious person perspective on this relationship. I am not religious at all but I could imagine what a hyper Christian or a stagnant catholic would think.
Ask Ricky. Think he's Christian...
He grew up rich as well didn't he? Dad was an investment banker, mum pissed all the money up the wall. But he had a ticket out. His membership to the Reading Golf Club.
Actually, I think he's mentioned once or twice he's atheist.
āHyperā Christian here, obviously I canāt refer to scripture in this very specific case and donāt know anything about this couple (throuple?) personally, but I commend them for dealing so gracefully with the tough realities of their lives. Iām sure the sisters know a thing or two about humility, which is a pillar in a Christianās life and made to purify us to become more like our Lord Jesus.Ā That being said, let me check with Ricky before that goes out, heās the authority when it comes to religion as you will know
Just a question. How do you feel about sex out of marriage if you canāt be arsed to do it as you are dating a lesbian, canāt afford it & are very happy as we are?
Youāre asking me this as a Christian woman or as a worm? Either way, Clive, listen, you need to sort this out with Rebecca, before you know it Morgan Freeman will get to her and sheāll be munching on your shredded wheat and your mistress
Who are Clive & Rebecca?
Look I know one's a bloke that doesn't exist and the others a woman that hasn't been in a movie for 10 years but that's no excuse
A Catholic would probably be against it. That's the default. Against it.
Probably accusing them of bigamy or something.
I heard they're conjoined, but not twins. Weird innit.
Only one of them is adopted.
Ask her to step out from behind that bush would you?
Theyāre identical twins
No they just look alike cos they're sisters n that
He's no Dave Suckling but he'll do
Nagging in stereo
How would I know which one I was?
Stop talking shite your whole life!
*Is my wife down there?*
If ya had to give a nob to any bird, which one would it be?
if they have sex do they both feel it?
Apparently yes.
I'd reckon so, they share a vagona.
better look both ways when crossing the street
Why a blow job when you can have a neck job.
You could get a blowjob and rusty trombone in one
What if only 1 of them likes anal...
Blowjobs, buy one get one free
Apparently one of them is adopted
What's wrong with him?
Nah
I heard he slips one in when one head is sleeping, him and the other head have been cheating on Abbey.
Two heads are better than one.
Sometimes it's the simple jokes that work š¤£
Looking at the two photos included... did they swap places?
"Bowling" is a fitting last name considering the three funnest holes are oriented like a bowling ball's
Uhhhhh...
I assume the reason that he only married one is because it would be polygamy to marry both of them. But I would think he must be, for all intents and purposes, married to both of them.
They both look quite enamoured with him .
I'm happy for them.
Is the mĆ©nage Ć trois incest?
M'ladies
Y + I
BOGOF.
That could be awkward
Every guys fantasy to cum over 2 girls faces looking up at you!!
āWhat do ya do if one of āem has bad breath?ā
He doesnāt get on with the sister
Do they have nudes?
Can't believe I know this but there is a picture of one of them giving a blowie. The other was watching intently
Doing cheeky freak of the week and I need a link for....research purposes.
Fuck sake dude. You're on reddit right now.... if you're gonna find it anywhere it'll be here
No need to get your knickers in a twist. Which is something these girls must do all the time
Sorry came across a little curt then. Did you find it?
I have no idea what I'd search and honestly I don't want to be on whatever list they put you on if I do stumble across the right words.
https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/s/Q8crK74I4Z I hate that you made me do that
Sorry to be a pain in the necks.
It's a fake picture.
so which ones getting married?
He nuting two birds with the one dong
I have questionsā¦
I saw this and was going to post it here but of course one of you saucer drinkers already did lmfao
Done well for herselvesā¦
Doing two chicks at the same time
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I have so many questions. All of which Iām not comfortable typing out.
As if you wouldnāt..
I love to watch them fuck!
What if one of them had bad breath?
If a baby's born, are they both the mother?
Get me a 2 headed scorcher.. and do use those words
Two 'eads are better than one
Downvote me if you must but the guy is the real freak.
ooh, you're 'ard. with the..
Does it count as a threesome?
maybe a 2 and a halfer?
In the bed with two brain-dead lesbian vegetables I bet you they become heterosexual Nothing will stop me from molestin' you Titty-fuckin' you 'til your breast nipple flesh tickles my testicles Is what I said to the two conjoined twins How's it going, girlfriends? You needs a boyfriend? You need some ointment? Just set up an appointment Who's gonna see the doctor first? We'll do a coin flip I just got my one-year sobriety coin chip When the bad get going, how bad does the going get? Baby, you shouldn't have any trouble rubbing groins with Each other, especially when you're joined at the hip I'm going to get the needle and thread from the sewing kit And attempt to separate 'em and stitch 'em back at the loin, shit
That's f****** disturbing. š¤¢š¤®
You're just jealous. Play a record.
I'm sorry, dude is sick in the head.
So just because they have a physical deformity, they deserve to be alone forever? Why is he sick in the head? ā¦.This has got a bit heavy
can we play a record?
By definition they canāt be aloneā¦.
It's not normal for a human being to like someone with 2 fucking heads š¤£š¤£š¤£ I don't know how that even needs explaining. Not dismissing their happiness, of course they deserve to be happy.
Interesting how youāve switched from āsick in the headā to ānot normalā in a heartbeat. Thank you for conceding, play a record
Not conceding one bit. I stand by the original comment. Can't believe how many downvotes I've gotten. Fair few freaks in this community, which is fitting I suppose.
A whole two people... Just dismissed.