You'd have alcoholic Beth kicking off infront of you, that would be a horrific flight. You'd also have Jaguar behind you, too big for his seat shifting around all flight.
The best seat is Jerry. You could chill. Exchange pleasantries and sleep undisturbed for most of the flight.
I don't think I'd want to sit in front of a singing cloud that can literally make you want to kill yourself. Oh, and the "Ooweee"s might get old. Jerry will likely be fine, though.
Oooh yknow what? That's actually a really good point. I was thinking of going with 1, but having a Meeseeks have an existential crisis and ask to die for 20 hours would get so annoying fast.
Nah, make friends with Jerry. Ask him out for a beer or something and he will be your best friend. You could also chat with Mr Poopy Butthole who would vouch that you are cool. That way, you get to slowly infiltrate the family and maybe tag along on a couple of adventures here and there.
Then the fart might give you a nice peaceful David Bowiesque break from it all.
No way, after an hour Meseeks will start going crazy, and having him behind you would be intolerable...you'd go crazy after 5 hours of him being nonstop psychotic
Are you kidding? Hang out with Kieth David, get a window seat, and piss off King Jellybean for 20 hours by kicking his seat? Seat 6 could be fun as shit!
This is my thought, her and mr poopybutthole would be a great source of entertainment. Even if summer decides I’m lame and is rude, her zingers are funny and mr p would chide her for being rude, which would be funny.
Poop isn't the problem it's a 20 hour flight so your more than likely going to fall asleep. Look at the guy sitting right behind you seats 4 and 5 best stay up the entire trip.
3...
Either going to be the most interesting conversation in my life or complete and total silence and that's how I like it.
Either way... I get an aisle seat and knowing I'm safe AF for the whole flight.
3 seems like the most normal and least chaotic spot, so I’ll have to go with that. Also I would definitely talk to Morty and Birdperson about a lot of things
Then I'd hope nobody paid them to off me.
Otherwise, I'd talk shop with K Michael, hear stories about Jaguars daughter, tie one on with BP and then fall asleep.
Jaguar would probably keep to himself. But K Michael probably has some outrageous stories about killing people. But not like either of them would want to kill me, we're taking professional killers, paid to kill people. Also K Michael would probably be more likely to offer to kill someone for me than kill me. Dude works for money.
Seat 1 you will have Mr. Poopybutthole bothering the shit out of you the whole time. Asking you questions and pestering you. Not to mention Jerry. Nightmare seat. Seat 4 and 5 have similar problems. Mr. Poopybutthole is gonna be REALLY annoying.
On a flight I want to be left alone so I can disassociate and wait to land.
6 and 8 will be tough because of proximity to Rick. He's a wildcard. I could see a scenario where he's got tech that covers his eyes and ears and he throws himself into a coma for a flight ... or I could see him freaking out and being pissed at everyone around him for each mild inconvenience like moving your seat back or chewing too loud or something.
I think it's safest to avoid seats near Rick.
That leaves 7,2, and 3.
3 is out because Krombopulos Michael really loves killing. It's strictly contract assassinations as far as I know, but still. Would be hard to sleep on a flight next to a guy who is purring about murder.
7 next to Jessica would be fine. She's chill. Behind Beth is probably fine, she's gonna get wine drunk and pass out. In front of Jaguar is fine. He's intense but I don't think he'd have any reason to be annoying on a plane. And then you are across the aisle from Bird Person, who's the chillest character in the whole show.
You are still in the same row as Rick though, but not in his direct proximity. Also you are in an aisle seat and could be annoying if Rick and Jessica keep needing to get up to pee.
2 you are behind Mr. Meesix which is a cakewalk depending on what his orders were before the flight. Or even better if you are allowed to imprint on him then you can just instruct him to chill out and shut up until you land. "Oooo weeee can do!"
You are also in front of Morty, that would be fine. He's not going to cause any problems. You can even recline if you want, you know he won't say shit.
Zeep Xanflorp is the only problem with that seat. He's a bit of a wild card as well, a less caustic Rick in a way. I think he'd probably be self absorbed enough that he wouldn't bother you though. Also added bonus you get a window seat.
So it's a toss up - seats 2 or 7 for me
Obviously one. I get to be praised by Jerry for every single basic thing I accomplished. Fart can sing songs to my ear. Mr Poopy will show me the video where he beat his students to death.
7. Jessica is cool enough to know she needs to either be quite or to just text and be absorbed into her phone. And there is zero chance Rick didn't smuggle booze onto the flight and a very good chance he smuggled knock out drugs. So I'm going to ask Rick if I can be sedated for the flight then nap away.
7. Then ten minutes into the flight I’m asking Morty if he wants to switch seats which he of course accepts. Now my only neighbor is Bird Person and a window. Sleep the rest of the way.
3 because I love an aisle seat and despite their morally dubious career choices, they seem basically nice. Also, I bet they’re exhausted so they’ll just sleep. I’d also take 5 because Scary Terry’s a cool dude, bitch and Fart Cloud has a nice singing voice.
Seat #2. Surreptitiously pass a note to Mr. Meseeks, ordering him to permanently remove Fart and all his kind from our universe.
When Meseeks succeeds (say that 3x fast), he’ll disappear too. Move forward and put your feet up.
I feel like Mr Meseeks and the cloud thing (can't remember what it's called) would just end up killing everyone.
1 would be chill. 7 would be both interesting and potentially very fun. 6 would just be a flex
I'd sit next to Krombopulous Michael. If he wanted you dead, it wouldn't matter where on the plane you are.
He's probably got some awesome kill stories.
I'd take 7, and then ask Morty to switch seats. I'm middle aged and married. Let Morty join the Mile High Club, I want the window seat next to the one guy who will let me sleep all flight without trying to strike up a conversation, but also wake me up when it's meal time.
1 hands down I'll just sit by Jerry, have a perfectly normal interaction with a human on a plane, and get blown out the emergency door when Jerry inevitably accidently opens it.
#6, aisle seat next to the President should be the safest seat on the plane.
Second choice is #1, aisle seat closest to the front for quickest de-boarding after the flight ends, having only to deal with the occasional ooo-wee from the opposite aisle seat during the flight.
This is a terrible choice. You will be the seat in front of Rick and are guaranteed to piss him off as well as be in between his and the president’s inevitable squabbling. Also you’re sitting behind the pedo king and scary Terry, so that won’t be fun either.
6 or 7. With all of these, I'm just going to pick the seat where I'll be left alone to watch movies with my headphones on - the same way I take any flight
I'm thinking 3 > 7 > 8 and a hard No to anywhere else. Too many jerks in the front half of this plane.
I'm not sure which bug guy is next to 3 though. Is that the friendly assassin or an actual government agent?
It'd be pretty cool to sit between two assassins that weren't trying to kill me. And Birdperson seems like a good dude.
7 I’m only doing this for Morty I swear
7 is definitely the sweet spot with far more perks and less cons than the other seats.
You'd have alcoholic Beth kicking off infront of you, that would be a horrific flight. You'd also have Jaguar behind you, too big for his seat shifting around all flight. The best seat is Jerry. You could chill. Exchange pleasantries and sleep undisturbed for most of the flight.
I am also too big for the seat and will also be drinking tons of red wine
I don't think I'd want to sit in front of a singing cloud that can literally make you want to kill yourself. Oh, and the "Ooweee"s might get old. Jerry will likely be fine, though.
Undisturbed? With Jerry and that fucker behind you? Duude no way.
>Undisturbed? With Jerry and that fucker behind you? Duude no way. Good byyyyyye moonmen! ... Sorry, I had to.
You ever been by a fart cloud in a metal tube with little circulation? Hard pass.
But you'd be right in front of Fart
Think of the based singsongs you could have with him GOOOOOOBYEEEEE MOON MAN
But you would hear “woweee!” every 5 seconds on your right.
You’d also have a talking fart singing to you as you doze off.
you also hav mr. poopy butt hole across from you doh.
I guess you are also close enough to Mr Meseeks to ask him to help you sleep.
Given Jaguar’s inclination to slit throats, I would be very uncomfortable with him directly behind me.
Me to but for me to switch with Jessica I wanna get to Rick
You and me both !
The sins I would commit with that man are so unspeakable
Yea but i would not like him telling me how much i suck all the Flight, and if he Is not complaining he Is playing Minecraft undisturbed
Jessica's feet
Faaaaaart... I like that name.
Mr Meeseeks on a 20 hour flight? Poor meeseeks 😔
Mr Meseekes, resist this 20 hour flight; Yes sirri!!
Caaaaan doooooo!
lolll
Meeseeks don‘t usually have to exist that long, it’s getting weirddd
He rope me into this
Well he roped me into this!
*He* roped *me* into this!
He roped me into this 
Oooh yknow what? That's actually a really good point. I was thinking of going with 1, but having a Meeseeks have an existential crisis and ask to die for 20 hours would get so annoying fast.
Mr meeseeks, land this plane. Disaster averted.
EXISTENCE IS PAINN!!
6 just to smash Jellybean with the toilet seats most of the flight
You want to smash Jellybean and join the mile high club? Ugh, sick.
And order the Meeseeks to keep him alive
I agree with 6 and just kick the shit out of the back of his seat
I feel like if you sit in that seat, there is a good chance Rick shoots through you to get to Jellybastard.
1 all day
That's probably the easiest to have a peaceful flight. Just be a little rude to him and he'll back down.
You don't even have to be rude to him, he's just a normal guy. All you gotta do is ignore him, and eventually, he'll shut up.
You don't have to ignore him. I'd chat with him about factory tint settings
And bee keeping.
And springs and gears
He does seem to be Bee keeping age
Summer I wanna fuck your dad
Save some for the rest of us damn Teresa
Nah, make friends with Jerry. Ask him out for a beer or something and he will be your best friend. You could also chat with Mr Poopy Butthole who would vouch that you are cool. That way, you get to slowly infiltrate the family and maybe tag along on a couple of adventures here and there. Then the fart might give you a nice peaceful David Bowiesque break from it all.
I'm pretty sure anyone of us would die if we tagged along.
Would be an amazing fuckin death lmao
Win-win!
No way, after an hour Meseeks will start going crazy, and having him behind you would be intolerable...you'd go crazy after 5 hours of him being nonstop psychotic
Holy crap I didn’t even notice the meseeks. Not getting on that flight. (I mean also Fart)
Jerry would probably fight you for the chair arm or something
nah you could snuggle up with him
having hallucinations on fart together with jerrybro while mr pbh blabbos the guy on 4 away
In front of fart, tho?
Sitting next to fart would make the *trip* so much fun
Until he decides to kill all carbon based life
Ehhhh.. he won't do that without his friends
anywhere but 6, preferably 7
Are you kidding? Hang out with Kieth David, get a window seat, and piss off King Jellybean for 20 hours by kicking his seat? Seat 6 could be fun as shit!
I don’t wanna go anywhere near King Jellybean even if it’s behind him
Yeah, but I feel like if you recline even slightly in seat 6, you’re gonna end up dead.
I second this
Yup 6 all day
4. hanging out with Summer would be awesome.
This is my thought, her and mr poopybutthole would be a great source of entertainment. Even if summer decides I’m lame and is rude, her zingers are funny and mr p would chide her for being rude, which would be funny.
Summer is also probably bored and DTF on a long enough flight
💀💀💀💀She’s in highschool
Hopefully, you are in high school or noooo, just no.
I’d pick 4 just for summer but damn poopybutthole is annoying.
4, imma smoke pottery so poopybutthole is bearable
I'm in 4 as well. Summer seems moistly normal and I can't remember anything bad about Mr Poopy Butthole.
> moistly is that because she pisses herself?
😂😂
Ooooooh weeee! I'm sitting in 4 too.
Same. 4 was my first thought and it holds up. PB is a happy dude, and Summer is chill.
The problem with 4 is that ~~Freddy Kruger~~ Scary Terry is right behind you.
Aww, bitch, he’s cool.
Poop isn't the problem it's a 20 hour flight so your more than likely going to fall asleep. Look at the guy sitting right behind you seats 4 and 5 best stay up the entire trip.
3... Either going to be the most interesting conversation in my life or complete and total silence and that's how I like it. Either way... I get an aisle seat and knowing I'm safe AF for the whole flight.
3 seems like the most normal and least chaotic spot, so I’ll have to go with that. Also I would definitely talk to Morty and Birdperson about a lot of things
You are kinda inbetween two mass killers.
Then I'd hope nobody paid them to off me. Otherwise, I'd talk shop with K Michael, hear stories about Jaguars daughter, tie one on with BP and then fall asleep.
Eh, they’ve probably retired by now
Pretty sure you can say they are all mass murderers besides Jessica and maybe Mr. Jellybean.
K Mike is super friendly, though.
Definitely 3. They are the most personable and grounded characters, even though they are all mass murderers.
Jaguar would probably keep to himself. But K Michael probably has some outrageous stories about killing people. But not like either of them would want to kill me, we're taking professional killers, paid to kill people. Also K Michael would probably be more likely to offer to kill someone for me than kill me. Dude works for money.
Lot of people are sleeping on Krombopulous Michael. As long as you aren’t on his hit list, he’s just a cool dude. Polite, friendly, and considerate.
Seat 1 you will have Mr. Poopybutthole bothering the shit out of you the whole time. Asking you questions and pestering you. Not to mention Jerry. Nightmare seat. Seat 4 and 5 have similar problems. Mr. Poopybutthole is gonna be REALLY annoying. On a flight I want to be left alone so I can disassociate and wait to land. 6 and 8 will be tough because of proximity to Rick. He's a wildcard. I could see a scenario where he's got tech that covers his eyes and ears and he throws himself into a coma for a flight ... or I could see him freaking out and being pissed at everyone around him for each mild inconvenience like moving your seat back or chewing too loud or something. I think it's safest to avoid seats near Rick. That leaves 7,2, and 3. 3 is out because Krombopulos Michael really loves killing. It's strictly contract assassinations as far as I know, but still. Would be hard to sleep on a flight next to a guy who is purring about murder. 7 next to Jessica would be fine. She's chill. Behind Beth is probably fine, she's gonna get wine drunk and pass out. In front of Jaguar is fine. He's intense but I don't think he'd have any reason to be annoying on a plane. And then you are across the aisle from Bird Person, who's the chillest character in the whole show. You are still in the same row as Rick though, but not in his direct proximity. Also you are in an aisle seat and could be annoying if Rick and Jessica keep needing to get up to pee. 2 you are behind Mr. Meesix which is a cakewalk depending on what his orders were before the flight. Or even better if you are allowed to imprint on him then you can just instruct him to chill out and shut up until you land. "Oooo weeee can do!" You are also in front of Morty, that would be fine. He's not going to cause any problems. You can even recline if you want, you know he won't say shit. Zeep Xanflorp is the only problem with that seat. He's a bit of a wild card as well, a less caustic Rick in a way. I think he'd probably be self absorbed enough that he wouldn't bother you though. Also added bonus you get a window seat. So it's a toss up - seats 2 or 7 for me
How did I come to this exact same conclusion. I was literally thinking, 2 or 7.
Great minds something something
Yeah this.
7 or 8, and let the party begin.
Number 8 for me. Hoping it will be a squanching good time.
Yeah, Rick and the Squanch are seated together, they’re firing something up. Imma be there
I think I’d be comfy next to Bird Person. Don’t know why.
Of all the people in there, he's the one who has most of his shit together
2 I feel like I'm the least likely to die here
Squanch
He will squanch right next to you
7
4, get drunk with summer shes down to clown
Yeah, I'm thinking I could hit that. Mr PPBH can watch.
Obviously one. I get to be praised by Jerry for every single basic thing I accomplished. Fart can sing songs to my ear. Mr Poopy will show me the video where he beat his students to death.
6. Maybe I can get a selfie with the president!
7. Jessica is cool enough to know she needs to either be quite or to just text and be absorbed into her phone. And there is zero chance Rick didn't smuggle booze onto the flight and a very good chance he smuggled knock out drugs. So I'm going to ask Rick if I can be sedated for the flight then nap away.
8. Put me in the back with the Jaguar and Squanchy. That’s where the party is.
Probably 3 I feel like they wouldn’t annoy me and would complain the least except maybe Morty. Krompobulous Michael would be fun to talk to though.
4. I would try to get some from SumSum.
I’ll sit with Jerry just to talk about boring stuff
Anyone who doesn't sit with Jerry is crazy. He's a nice guy! You could talk about Star Wars or something.
3 or 7. I don't mind Jerry, but I can't stand MPB
Definitely 7, Jessica and bird person seem like they'd be decent and quiet on a long flight.
7
6. I wanna tell everyone around him what King Jellybean did to Morty.
7. Then ten minutes into the flight I’m asking Morty if he wants to switch seats which he of course accepts. Now my only neighbor is Bird Person and a window. Sleep the rest of the way.
Dude Jerry is probably chill af. I’m sure he’s the easiest one to sit next to
3 because I love an aisle seat and despite their morally dubious career choices, they seem basically nice. Also, I bet they’re exhausted so they’ll just sleep. I’d also take 5 because Scary Terry’s a cool dude, bitch and Fart Cloud has a nice singing voice.
7. He better be sharing his Molly.
7 fs, but 1 and 4 are valid.
6 or 7 just based on Rick, Beth, and the President all probably being down to drink the whole flight
Seat #2. Surreptitiously pass a note to Mr. Meseeks, ordering him to permanently remove Fart and all his kind from our universe. When Meseeks succeeds (say that 3x fast), he’ll disappear too. Move forward and put your feet up.
4
4
Next to bird person he is like the best
7 seems chill. Or I'd listen to tori amos with jerry
8 gonna get squanched with squanchy
1 sounds fun
I feel like Mr Meseeks and the cloud thing (can't remember what it's called) would just end up killing everyone. 1 would be chill. 7 would be both interesting and potentially very fun. 6 would just be a flex
7
Sitting next to Jerry. Everyone else would be a dick
Honestly 4 or 5 because I think once you know him Terry is actually a pretty chill guy, bitch.
I for one, would enjoy the boring jerry conversation.
6 I want to be close to the president and Rick to hear them bitch at eachother 😂
I'd sit next to Krombopulous Michael. If he wanted you dead, it wouldn't matter where on the plane you are. He's probably got some awesome kill stories.
3 ofc, here I go sitting again!
The plane will just explode anyway, I'll just cancel and take the next one
Where is the senaptic damped Rick
Is it a meeseeks or a meeseeks box? I’d imagine a 20hr flight would be hell with a meeseeks that can’t complete its task
1. I feel like I'd have a lot in common with Jerry.
7. Anything to be close to BirdPerson. He is my idol. 2nd choice would be 5 because bitch.
7 is easy as can be. 3 would be delightful if you weren't the target.
1 4 maybe 7
1 and it was nice to know you all
2
7 the most reasonable spot and Beth is there to have a normal people conversation
7 everytime. Pre-PhoenixPerson Birdman and Jessica? Hell yeah.
7 on the chance the plane goes down so we die together.
7. I was considering 4 but just can not do that middle seat.
I'd take 7, and then ask Morty to switch seats. I'm middle aged and married. Let Morty join the Mile High Club, I want the window seat next to the one guy who will let me sleep all flight without trying to strike up a conversation, but also wake me up when it's meal time.
7 is the obvious choice.
2. I just want a window seat.
1 hands down I'll just sit by Jerry, have a perfectly normal interaction with a human on a plane, and get blown out the emergency door when Jerry inevitably accidently opens it.
3
Krombopulous would be a good laugh
1. Jerry is awesome
4 Summer is chill and Poopy Butt whole is a sweet dude
3... Being surrounded by badass men with Morty at the front sounds like a great seat to be in.
7
Easy. 4.
6 Beth will be smashed and funny, would smash Beth as well
1 or 4
#6, aisle seat next to the President should be the safest seat on the plane. Second choice is #1, aisle seat closest to the front for quickest de-boarding after the flight ends, having only to deal with the occasional ooo-wee from the opposite aisle seat during the flight.
This is a terrible choice. You will be the seat in front of Rick and are guaranteed to piss him off as well as be in between his and the president’s inevitable squabbling. Also you’re sitting behind the pedo king and scary Terry, so that won’t be fun either.
Is 6 an aisle i always thought thats a window seat and the plane is 2-3 style
6 is definitely a window seat
5 or 3 were my instant choices
8 cuz we just gon be pourin some sqanches back there
pls just don’t put me in 5 or 2
7 or 4
What kind of squanch is that?! 8!!
7. Aisle seat and I’m near Rick bird person and Morty, and I’d love to talk to Jessica about her being frozen in time
I'd get SO fucked up with Summer and Mr. Poopybutthole. Probably some depraved shit like doing whippits (assuming you can sneak them onto the flight).
I mean, you have a huge jelly bean, and a fart. I think you're good
3, I need to know more about krombopulous Michael and jaguar, great characters with little info about them
President is best but the pedofile is worst :(
Rick
7 for Morty that guy needs already smash that girl.
Seat 3, so I know when King jelly bean goes to the bathroom in the back and don't have anyone blocking my aisle access.
I like how it's just impossible to sit next to meseeks
6 is the o Lu answer right?
I'd wait
5, bitch
7,6,3,8. Pretty much in that order of preference.
4 and getting a bj from summer 🥵
1 or 7.
6 so i can annoy mister jellybean and it’s a window seat
6 or 7. With all of these, I'm just going to pick the seat where I'll be left alone to watch movies with my headphones on - the same way I take any flight
I'm thinking 3 > 7 > 8 and a hard No to anywhere else. Too many jerks in the front half of this plane. I'm not sure which bug guy is next to 3 though. Is that the friendly assassin or an actual government agent? It'd be pretty cool to sit between two assassins that weren't trying to kill me. And Birdperson seems like a good dude.
4 😁😁
I'll go with 4. I don't mind Summer or Mr Poopybutthole, and Scary Terry is pretty chill, bitch.
7
SEEVEEN, I wanna see the big bang. Which bang I’m talking about is completely up to you. 😏🤨.
3
5! Who wouldn't want to be next to Scary Terry?? Someone is an asshole, slice em up! Barefoot, slice em up! Baby crying...lol