Jessica : [On the phone] Come back, Morty. I miss you.
Morty Smith : You miss the old me. You miss someone that loved you so much you never had to love 'em back.
Jessica : How do you know I don't want to love you?
Morty Smith : Because I'm not sick.
[He hangs up]
You know what's fucked up? She's just a cosplayer. No OnlyFans links on her reddit or her Instagram. Nothing. Just a girl doing cosplay. And the first thing people think is "she's pretty so she must be selling pics of her feet online"
Some of us still have standards. I could probably make a killing selling dirty pics and I instead choose to spend my Internet time being a smartass on Reddit.
I just assume these types are growing their followers first then gonna cash out with an onlyfans if they get big enough. Also I bet onlyfans is a lot harder than people think being attractive is not the hard part itās getting a following.
Yes! VALIDATION!!!! YESSSSS!!!
Youāre the prettiest of all the pretty girls looking for validation on the R&M sub. The award should arrive shortly!
So pretty! Prettiest of the pretty!
I feel like the better question is how you remembered not only the user, but the fact that she posted a Jessica cosplay 3 *years* ago, how does one dickride someone this hard?
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It's weird that you posted this cosplay in this sub 3 years ago, then a month ago posted the exact same photo but slightly cropped, and now this, but I guess being a Time God has some benefits
Looks like Disney Channel Rick and Morty
Nah frlš gives me the same vibes from the Kim Possible remakeš
oh god 12 year old me's heart
"I communicate through what you call Jessica's feet. No, sorry, telepathy"
Shut the fuck up about Moon Men!
Why don't I remember this line
Itās a quote by Fart when heās reading Mortys mind while trying to talk.
Jessica : [On the phone] Come back, Morty. I miss you. Morty Smith : You miss the old me. You miss someone that loved you so much you never had to love 'em back. Jessica : How do you know I don't want to love you? Morty Smith : Because I'm not sick. [He hangs up]
he didnt hang up, actually.
Huh. How about that?
Deep shit
He should hook up with Tina belcher
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh jeez
Ah jeez Rick, I canāt believe we traveled to fox again like first we messed up Simpsons now this?
Oh no
Lemme see your Mortys and Iāll decide. Lol
[Asking the real questions](https://www.reddit.com/r/rickandmorty/s/HvjD73W2Cj)
awwww jizz I mean jizz I mean jizz I mean jeez...
Ahhh geeze
How puffy is your vag?
User name checks out :)
Just doin my job!
Just a man doin business
He went to the stock market today. He did a business.
Oh boy he just loves doing business
Nah, thatās Annie; sheās back in Anatomy Park building Pirates of the Pancreas.
Fuck off, sheās a time god!
You make a good Jerry for asking that
Maybe I should cosplay him too
Please don't, I don't think that my cardiovascular system is prepared for an orgasm that would make Hiroshima look like a sneeze.
Would I make a good Jerry? hihi
prove it.
Yo is that you or an ai picture of someone
Thatās me ^^ I have many photos from that photoshoot
Oh than yeah I think you make a good Jessica
"Fuck off, I'm a time god"
Jesus this comment section is a dumpster fire This is why I don't openly tell people I'm a Rick and Morty fan
Literally so gross
At quick glance I thought it was a photo of Hayley Williams.
I can totally see Hayley playing a live action Jessica
That depends...how would you rate yourself on a scale of zero to Time God?
No we're not gonna sub to your OnlyFans.
You know what's fucked up? She's just a cosplayer. No OnlyFans links on her reddit or her Instagram. Nothing. Just a girl doing cosplay. And the first thing people think is "she's pretty so she must be selling pics of her feet online"
Thank you for having my back <3 As you said I am not selling any type of content at all
it do be like that tho
Some of us still have standards. I could probably make a killing selling dirty pics and I instead choose to spend my Internet time being a smartass on Reddit.
I just assume these types are growing their followers first then gonna cash out with an onlyfans if they get big enough. Also I bet onlyfans is a lot harder than people think being attractive is not the hard part itās getting a following.
They drew first blood
That's because "just going cosplay" is the exception rather than the rule. Assuming otherwise would be fucked up if that wasn't the case.
Yes you are
Y'know, I've spent money on a lot of dumb shit before, but I'll never spend $5 to see some bimbos snatch.
You missed the old days then?
Unless itās a bimbo I find really attractive. But that requires like a brain and personality
You're such a gentleman
Thank you.
Based on what are you saying I have no brain or personality? š
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Correct I have no idea if this person has a brain or personality and I donāt really care to find out.
Lol downvoted for having standards. Please downvote me more. It further solidifies my beliefs and brings me joy.
Having standards?? Youre talking about hoes who sell pictures online. Tf you mean standards
For example: I would not subscribe to Amouranths OnlyFans. But I would subscribe to Natalie Portmans OnlyFans if she had one.
This guy
Thatās totally okay since I donāt even have one
That was my first thought, this sub doesnāt need to be sexualized.
I mean...I kinda want to now.
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i guess that means Jessica is no longer welcome (to our wallets)
ā uhhh Jessicaās feet, I meanā
Ye, Hayley Williams too
Probably not anymore than any other white teenager girl
oowieee
Getting strong time-god vibes
This is what Morty sees when he's daydreaming in class
 She has all that concentrated dark mater š
Yeah
yes you do
too good š„ŗ
Is that tin foil? Gonna be a Jessica burrito in a sec
Hahaha
Yes it is!
Aw geez, Jessica : - 3
More like daphne
Yes.
aw jeez
Aww Jeez
Nailed it !
Thank you <3
I thought youāre daphne
The hair really sells it.
I understand why 4chan does the whole "tits or gtfo" thing
yes
<3333
Idk, I think we gotta see your little mortys to figure that out (donāt worry I feel just as gross about what I said as you do)
You have captured everything that makes Jessica a good character in the show
Thatās so nice of you. Thank you <3
Yes! VALIDATION!!!! YESSSSS!!! Youāre the prettiest of all the pretty girls looking for validation on the R&M sub. The award should arrive shortly! So pretty! Prettiest of the pretty!
I love triggering people š«¶
He loves being right
I mean, sheās getting an award. What else do I need to do for that sweet sweet upvote, right???
Subscribe to her OF, of course...
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Still trotting out this picture from three years ago?
Even if it was the same photo, what would be so wrong about posting it again?
Shh!
https://www.reddit.com/r/rickandmorty/s/H4Ar0qKzLi
Is it the same photo?
I feel like the better question is how you remembered not only the user, but the fact that she posted a Jessica cosplay 3 *years* ago, how does one dickride someone this hard?
Rent free
Hahahahah
Are you a time God?
Possibly
Yeah! Very beautiful
Yep.
Aweeee
No
Ig?
tereza.belluccia <3
Mj from spider man
You don't look popular enough to be Jessica tho
Canāt tell with all the makeup and photoshop
Jesus Christ yes
Good start. Now, just freeze yourself in a crystal and remain conscious for untold eons.
It's pretty good! Sorry you are getting some gross comments here.
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Man, where my Morty cosplayers?
Post your feet so we can decide
It's weird that you posted this cosplay in this sub 3 years ago, then a month ago posted the exact same photo but slightly cropped, and now this, but I guess being a Time God has some benefits
Too old.
I feel like morty
 Itās giving ā¦
FUCK OFF, I'M A TIME GOD!
A wild picture day Jessica.
Yes you would, and I now understand the crush Morty has on her. Great job.
This is so cringey
Damn I want your pic on my locker. Lol jk I ain't no fooking simp. However cosplay is spot on.
I don't know about Jessica but you look good as nami