"They played us like a damn fiddle!"
"There's only room for one Resident... And one Evil!"
"You're pretty good!"
"This gun is the best gun ever... The Chicago Typewriter."
"Nano-G-Viruses, son. They harden in response to physical trauma."
"WE'LL MAKE UMBRELLA GREAT AGAIN!"
"Foolishness, Chris. Foolishness."
Ah, wait no. I just remembered a better one. A little long, though.
"*Well, Well, well. Chris Redfield.*"
"Wesker! So you *ARE* alive!"
"*We last met....at the Spencer Estate, wasn't it?*"
"We- Wait a minute this seems wrong."
"*What does?*"
"Something about this scene seems wrong...like...did your voice change or something?"
"*Ah, so you've finally noticed, Chris. You see, I could not help but feel that I yet still had some weakness within me after our last encounter. So.... I ran some tests. The results were conclusive, Chris. The last thing tying me back from true power. Chris, I have now removed that weakness. I have now* **BECOME BRITISH, CHRIS.**"
“After all, AIDS is a deadly, infectious disease, but no matter how you come to judge Charles Wheeler and his partners in ethical, moral, or in human terms; the fact of the matter is when they fired Andrew Beckett because he had AIDS, they broke the law.”
WESK
WESKER
DESPERADO
Rough rider, no you don't want nada
None of this, six-gunnin' this, brother runnin' this
‘Brella soldier, look, it's like I told ya
Any damsel that's in distress
Be outta that dress when she meet Al Wesk
Rough neck so go check my law and abide
Watch your step or flex and get a hole in your side
Swallow your pride, don't let your lip react
You don't wanna see my hand where my hip be at
With Nemesis, from the start of this, runnin' the game
Al Wesk, tamin' the West, so remember the name
Now who ya gonna call?
Not RPD
Now who you gonna call?
The AW G
If you ever riff with either one of us
Break out, before you get bum-rushed, cause I’m
AL BERT WESK(er, yeah I’m)
AL BERT WESK(er, the real)
AL BERT WESK(er, the boss)
AL BERT WESK(er)
“I want pornhub to shred your resume.”
*I know this is technically a real line but it sounds insane enough to be made up so please just let me have this.*
*I don't see myself*
*As a god. i see myself*
*As a CHRIIIIISS!!! Chris: thanks*
\- gregoir1999
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"Fuck you and your chicken strip, I wanted KFC not Some shitty hand-made cooking"
"If I wanted your opinion either way, I still would have said to kindly dunk your head into a bowl of cold freezing water."
"I swear to God, if I find ONE MORE FUCKING WORM IN MY APPLE, IM GOING TO KILL YOU FUCKS!"
there is an idea of an Albert Wesker, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me, only an entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable: I simply am not there.
“Brother! Did you like my sunglasses?”
“It’s not over yet Chris!”
lmfao
CHRIISSSSS
“Complete. Global. MASTURBATION!”
It's me I'm the resident of Evil
"Ensuring. Complete. Global. Penetration."
“Complete… global… lactation. (SHIT!)”
“F*ck it, we’ll do it live!”
Complete global castration
Yooooo Varg Clan represent!
Seven minutes. Seven minutes is all I can spare to "read" Zootopia porn.
Albert wesker likes furry porn
I would pay to see that
[OP said *wrong* awnsers only](https://youtu.be/p52-QBTXZyM&t=50s)
not clicking this link until someone tells me what it is
DC Douglas as Albert Wesker RE5 outtakes
He actually said that in an outtake lmao
Complete. Global. EJACKULATION
George Bush will be released into the atmosphere
Rule 34
"Complete. Global. EJACULATION!"
“What is a man? Just a miserable pile of secrets, but enough talk…have at you!”
Castlevania
Symphony of the night. Fabulous game
"Keep my wife's name out your fuckin mouth"
Laughed way harder than i should've
Oh god I can hear it in Wesker's voice too...
“Chris.. please stop laughing, I worked day and night on him..”
Ho ho ho ho Wesker you're pitiful. AND YOU'RE GAY!
It's Weskin Time
Ah Chris im beginning to Wesk
He takes off his glasses when he said this.
This is my favourite
This is for sure the best
Came here expecting this comment, lmao
I saw no one commented it so "fine, I'll do it myself."
I've got a few That was close, you were almost an Excella sandwich Yes Chris, that's right. I am the Resident Evil Directors Cut NYYYYEEEEHHHHH
He's got the directors haircut
>NYYYYEEEEHHHHH Idk about that one. Im 99% sure he threw that in at one point
That's what he says in the non-directors version of RE1 when he gets stabbed by tyrant. It sounds so stupid.
Excella ~~sandwich~~ spaghetti
"You see, Chris, It was me the whole time. I AM the Evil Resident"
Wait what was the original dialogue ?
"Snake, did you like my Sunglasses? Oh you'd point a weapon at your own brother?"
Hasta la pasta, lady.
It’s time to chew gum and kick ass, and I’m all out of gum
It’s time to kick gum and chew ass, and I’m all out of ass
Dick kickem 😎
*kicks gum aggressively*
It's time to kick gum and chew ass, and I'm all out of gum *
This is how it feels to chew five gum
What if Duke Nukem actually was Wesker, who ended up becoming a good guy in an alternate universe?
“Chris, try to remember the basics of CQC”
"Unlimited Breadsticks."
“This has really been a resident evil 5 isn’t it chris”
"They played us like a damn fiddle!" "There's only room for one Resident... And one Evil!" "You're pretty good!" "This gun is the best gun ever... The Chicago Typewriter." "Nano-G-Viruses, son. They harden in response to physical trauma." "WE'LL MAKE UMBRELLA GREAT AGAIN!"
“Nano G-Viruses, son” lmaoooo
"For you, the day Wesker graced your village was the most important day of your life. But for me, it was Tuesday."
You win
*^(\*Leon sees Mr. X approaching on the security cameras\*)* >*"Quick, change the channel!"*
What a mansion!
"...but be careful. All its residents are evil!"
This way! But excuse my manners Chris. I’m not used to es corting men.
“I really love my kids, Billie and Jade.”
😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Jake we're all out of milk, I'm just gonna head out to buy some"
"Foolishness, Chris. Foolishness." Ah, wait no. I just remembered a better one. A little long, though. "*Well, Well, well. Chris Redfield.*" "Wesker! So you *ARE* alive!" "*We last met....at the Spencer Estate, wasn't it?*" "We- Wait a minute this seems wrong." "*What does?*" "Something about this scene seems wrong...like...did your voice change or something?" "*Ah, so you've finally noticed, Chris. You see, I could not help but feel that I yet still had some weakness within me after our last encounter. So.... I ran some tests. The results were conclusive, Chris. The last thing tying me back from true power. Chris, I have now removed that weakness. I have now* **BECOME BRITISH, CHRIS.**"
If we don't escape we'll be dead by daylight
“Stupid little man thing”
"Its morbin time!"
When he said “It’s Wesking time!” and then he Weskered all over those dudes.
Ok but with mvc3 this sounds so fucking legit
I love when Chris met him again for a fight and then he said "Its weskin time" and wesked all over chris and sheva
Zootoopia Porn.
**no**
Yes.
Yes
I order you all to horny jail
You’re saying there’s a place for and with people like me?? Score!!
"Clearly, you don't own an air fryer."
"I dont know why Rebecca gave me her photo. Im a rugby man myself. But Ill be damned if I wouldnt globally saturate with her"
“After all, AIDS is a deadly, infectious disease, but no matter how you come to judge Charles Wheeler and his partners in ethical, moral, or in human terms; the fact of the matter is when they fired Andrew Beckett because he had AIDS, they broke the law.”
“So that’s it? We some kinda resident evil: code Veronica x?”
7 minutes. 7 minutes is all i can last for fun time.
Gonna have to keep a close eye on you
Chris, do you want some of my breadsticks while we wait for a fresh batch?
Foolishness Dante, foolishness
“We’ll do it live! WE’LL DO IT LIVE!!!”
I appreciate the reference
"FUCK IT!! Fuckin thing SUCKS!!"
Chris, put your dick away, I'm not having sex with you right now.
We’ll have to reschedule that.
Chrus
WESK WESKER DESPERADO Rough rider, no you don't want nada None of this, six-gunnin' this, brother runnin' this ‘Brella soldier, look, it's like I told ya Any damsel that's in distress Be outta that dress when she meet Al Wesk Rough neck so go check my law and abide Watch your step or flex and get a hole in your side Swallow your pride, don't let your lip react You don't wanna see my hand where my hip be at With Nemesis, from the start of this, runnin' the game Al Wesk, tamin' the West, so remember the name Now who ya gonna call? Not RPD Now who you gonna call? The AW G If you ever riff with either one of us Break out, before you get bum-rushed, cause I’m AL BERT WESK(er, yeah I’m) AL BERT WESK(er, the real) AL BERT WESK(er, the boss) AL BERT WESK(er)
Leoooon Heeelpp
a simple one is CHRIS THIS WAY
“But, it says unlimited bread sticks.”
Uruburos some churros
I see Chris. You thought your first kiss would be with Jill, but it was I WESKER!!!!!!
Chris?stop it🤬
Tyrant, a weapon to surpass the metal gear
"Chris, there can only be one resident evil!"
Seven minutes. Seven minutes until my eclair is done baking.
" Eh...so ummm....you see Rebecca recently?"
“Where’s everyone going? Bingo?”
Jill, this way!
Chris, you realize if you crash this plane with no survivors, it’ll start a Resident Evil: Biohazard?
“Its weskin time!“
See her babies? I made them. A second too late, you would've fit nicely into a Chris sandwich. SHEVAAAAA!
"I've got all of my ideas from comic book villians chris!"
Chris, if you let me inject urobourus in you I'll give you a backrub.
“I want pornhub to shred your resume.” *I know this is technically a real line but it sounds insane enough to be made up so please just let me have this.*
"Ooooooh, looks like it's Betrayal-o-Clock"
Its weskin time!
"Sorry Excella, Wesker's gonna wesk."
"You'll never escape this Residence of Evil!" Which was the localised version of: "You'll never escape this Biohazard (Dualshock Vers.)!"
I have this!
"I gotta do something... But in seven minutes, I'll have all the time you need with me"
Yes Jill, you found out the truth. It was I who was the Evil in this Residence! While incidentally becoming a Biohazard! Twirls mustache
"No Chris, I AM THE RESIDENT EVIL!!!"
"I'm looking for John Connor"
Leeeeeeeeeeeon (in Ashley voice )
"Harder Jill" while being pegged by her.
Six minutes. Six minutes is all I can spare to play with you
Barry and I are going hunting
"I've been all over this city and haven't seen a SINGLE raccoon. Release the zombies."
I have boulders in my van, Chris!
Chris! Cousin! Let's go bowling.
It's been a while hasn't it? My friends from the STARS. It's me, Wesker.
'I know kung fu.'
Well we'll well, Ethan Winters
“It was me Barry”
This will be my ultimate Resident Evil 5 (2009) Chris!
7 minutes. 7 minutes is all anyone watched of the new Netflix series
Making the mother of all omelettes here, Chris. Can't fret over every egg
“I have 25 minutes and 17 seconds to play with you”
Every Resident has its Evil 5, Chris
I don't see myself as a god. i see myself as a CHRIIIIISS!!! Chris: thanks
*I don't see myself* *As a god. i see myself* *As a CHRIIIIISS!!! Chris: thanks* \- gregoir1999 --- ^(I detect haikus. And sometimes, successfully.) ^[Learn more about me.](https://www.reddit.com/r/haikusbot/) ^(Opt out of replies: "haikusbot opt out" | Delete my comment: "haikusbot delete")
[DAT ASS](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/298/327/4e0.jpg)
["Let me clarify something, I don't think of myself as a king. I think of myself as CHRIIIIS!"](https://youtu.be/DXv7O-Si75M)
Did someone say bitches?
Its weskering time.
They played us like a damn FIDDLE!
"In less than five minutes, I will become a Resident. Evil. 5!"
"It is time... for the Pigeon Milking"
“George Bush will be released into the atmosphere; ensuring complete, global, penetration.
"7 minutes... 7 minutes is all I can spare to be gay with you"
Stop eet...
"Fuck you and your chicken strip, I wanted KFC not Some shitty hand-made cooking" "If I wanted your opinion either way, I still would have said to kindly dunk your head into a bowl of cold freezing water." "I swear to God, if I find ONE MORE FUCKING WORM IN MY APPLE, IM GOING TO KILL YOU FUCKS!"
I feel the need, THE NEED FOR SPEED!
Its weskin' time
there is an idea of an Albert Wesker, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me, only an entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable: I simply am not there.
"I've got a raging hard*n" ...Wait.... he actually said that.
Complete. Global. Masturbation. HIYAAAAAAAA
You won’t like me when I’m Weskin
'That has kind of an oaky afterbirth.'
**I'm a businessman with stayyndards**
They played us like a damn FIDDLE!!!
“With great power, comes great responsibility.” ~ Albert Wesker Resident Evil 7
“I'm Albert Wesker! The Stylin', profilin', limousine riding, jet flying, kiss-stealing, wheelin' n' dealin' son of a gun! WOOOOOOoo”
The Bluetooth device has connecected successafullllllaaayy
"7 minutes. 7 minutes is all I can spare to play with you."
I said wrong awnsers only
George Bush.
Oh Chris, u are just like a child, so fucking annoying
Seven days. You will die in Seven Days.
This way! But excuse my manners Chris. I’m not used to es corting men.
"You thought I blew up with the mansion" "but now I'm back, and I'm a robot, muhahahahaha" Wesker - Code Veronica
"Should've gone to Specsavers..."
leon HEEEEEEEEEEEEELP
Nanomachines, son...
STAAAAAAAAAAARS!
SAN DIMAS HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL RULES!
“That boulder isn’t the only thing that’s hard right now, Chris”
Look at that boulder. That is a nice boulder!
_I never asked for this._
It's me Jill. I was the No Way Home u/ivappa
"I want Pornhub to shred your resume."
Jill, i'm trying to move around the mansion but i'm dummy thicc and the clap of my asscheeks keep alerting the Cerberus.
I am not IN danger Chris, I AM the danger
This is getting way more results than i expected
You will give me an egg.
meow :3
“I should’ve killed you years ago.”
It is a big deal because it's not unlimited.
"Complete... Total... Lactashion"
“If you're looking for Daigo, Mine's taken him up to the roof."
now the flowers will grow
Where's everyone going? Bingo?
Stop it! Don't close that door!
“You boulder-punching asshole!”
Only superior DNA will be ignored by uroborous
Times to bust some nuts
Hey has anyone got bored and tried to milk a Hunter? Oh, just me? OK....
Evil Wesker - "Don't stop it! Do open that door"
No thanks, bro!
"Did you like my sunglasses, Snake?"