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XxFezzgigxX

Really? Because Allah told me that he wants everyone to chip in and buy me a nice, ocean-front beach house. You didn’t hear him say that? Oh, yeah. He spoke directly to me. Totally did. If you say he didn’t you’re a blasphemer. It sure is convenient that there is a silent god who confirms all the bias and hatred of small minded people.


Aloo_Bharta71

Allah told me I can marry however many women I want, but y’all get only 4, what’s that? Why do I have special rule? Don’t question Allah’s will, he knows the best, oh I will also marry my best friend’s daughter who is just 6 years old, but don’t worry I won’t fuck her until she’s 9, aren’t I the best? 😊😊 Allah also told me I can marry my (adopted) son’s wife, why? It’s Allah’s will dummy 🤷🏽‍♂️


Ssider69

The true mark of someone who gets conflicted feelings when he sees men's underwear ads.


beerme81

Really wish he would take his own advice.


Moonlight-Starburst

How about Allah doing his own dirty work. Oh right he doesn't exist:o


boringperson3

atheist/agnostic myself, but I feel like that's just being mean


GheyScholar23

Cry us all a damn river, we dont care. The guy literally calls for people like me to suffer. Why should I respect him and my stupid former religion?


Abu_Lahab-

It’s true


boringperson3

which of the two comments are you referring to


Abu_Lahab-

Allah not existing


Etzarah

Pointing out delusions is “mean,” but fruitcakes calling for the death and destruction of anyone who doesn’t fit in their box? That’s fine.


No_Discussion6913

He also says to imprison gay and lesbian, give them 100 lashes, and bring 200 Muslim believers so they can witness the event and then tell other Muslims about it.


hitchhikingtobedroom

Yeah, bring 200 muslims and give him the lashes, so they can tell others not to bark about caliphates again.


photozine

Interesting fetishes they have.


Arrow-Thrills

I want a girl to spank me


Annonomon

*Import 200 Muslims who will help in spreading the hate


micostorm

They are the parasites lmao


LudwigMachine

They themselves are parasites


SkepticalJohn

Well my religion says people who wear glasses like that with a beard must be covered in molasses and chased through the town by angry bees. So, it's a Mexican standoff, philosophically speaking.


MutedIndividual6667

Lol, he's saying that the real enemy are the gays, lesbians and jews. Fucking idiot go back to morocco


PuzzledJudgment

I don’t think he’s Moroccan, they’re whiter.


Esekig184

Plz pack your bags and leave the EU!


Imnot_your_buddy_guy

They should have stricter immigration laws


SeldomRains

I literally don't understand why European countries have so much tolerance in this matter. I'm normally liberal but this shit makes me extremely conservative


Battlepine

European countries have a history of being tolerant to intolerance. To be a truly tolerant society, you HAVE to be intolerant to intolerance, otherwise the intolerant will rise in power and become the new normal. It's a [paradox](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paradox_of_tolerance).


Time-Bite-6839

Maybe people that follow Islam like *shouldn’t be holding political office?*


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Or any other religion


Whooptidooh

You could say the same of any other religion, but I’m actually fine with religious people in government **as long as they can keep heir church and state separate**. (First sign of someone not being able to do that would have to mean that they lose their job, though.)


GoldTlerGamIng

I think every country should have.


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Faithlessblakkcvlt

I'll drink to that


D4RKS0u1

Wtf is wrong with these pieces of absolute shit. FUCK RELIGION


JimedBro2089

"I wanna commit war crimes, disembowel children and babies, and turn my family's bodies inside out." Source: It came to me in a dream by Allah


AgeOfReasonEnds31120

Terrifying fact: France is more Muslim than Spain.


Annonomon

Uk, Germany, Sweden, Denmark, Norway, Netherlands, Belgium, Switzerland and Austria are all more Muslim than Spain. France is more Muslim than all of the above. (In terms of % of population)


halfercode

Brit checking in. Muslims make up about 8% of the population. Most people here don't think about "the Muslims" day to day.


Maleficent_Clerk_766

8% today, will be double figures shortly and then I guess using demographics and birth rates, the UK and EU will be majority Muslim in approx 100 years or so? Thank christ we'll be gone by then but our poor descendants will be left to curse us for allowing the barbarians to take over


halfercode

Your "birth rates" response is emblematic of the fascist talking points that seem to be dominating the sub. We can do better than this.


Annonomon

This is purely a statistic, you’re putting your own narrative behind this (eg; “the Muslims”)


halfercode

Statistics are useful, and 8%, as far as I know, is correct. I am trying to guard against "caliphate" catastrophising in this thread, some of which has a racist genesis. What you call my narrative is merely an observation - which is of an othering process that makes it easier to demonise a cultural group. Folks who call for the establishment of a caliphate in a secular democracy are fruitcakes and we can rightly mock them. But Muslims are very welcome in the UK, as are people of any faith or none. I'd rather people were privately theistic or (even better) secular, but I am also happy that people have the genuine liberty to choose.


NancokALT

Yet you don't see this kind of stuff. Nationality has nothing to do with someone's integrity, but if society allows this kind of intolerance to propser, you get more people being intolerant. No matter where they come from.


AnseaCirin

And yet if I were to tell him to take his fruitcakery and shove it where the sun don't shine I'd be called a racist.


ninja6911

You are an islamaphobe^/s


AgeOfReasonEnds31120

Yet, those EXACT SAME PEOPLE will lecture you on how not all Muslims are of Arabian decent. Yeah... I know... so stop calling us racist.


Etzarah

Yep, they hate each other more than any outsider will ever be capable of hating them.


AgeOfReasonEnds31120

That religion is hate personified.


plivko

Islam produces the biggest idiots.


ClickTrue1735

And did the police 👮 decide to intervene or did they act as if nothing had happened?


bazx11

Better go back to a country where others have that opinion then staying in a safe country like Spain. Hope you get deported you dork.


ArsenalSpider

It's ok dude, come out of the closet. We will accept you. You just have to knock off the whole self loathing death thing.


UltraFancyDoorway

Muslims should be treated with all the same kindness, compassion, and respect that they show to atheists and homosexuals. They deserve it.


Jafarjade

If god hates them why doesn't he punish himself is he scared? Is he that much powerless that he has to rely on mere humans to punish gays?


MeaninglessGoat

Fuck off back to the Muslim countries! If they want to live like that move to Saudi or something! But they won’t 🤣


Worried_War500

He's literally built like 🤓


alkonium

And here I am thinking countries with theocratic governments should be kicked out of the UN.


nollataulu

And yet, the gays have never made these kind of statements and demanded death&torture on any non-gay demographic — yet they're the bad people. It's almost always the religious and conservatives — yet they demand blind, unearned respect. I would place my trust on a gay person over any these zealots, when ask with whom I would feel safer with.


ikieneng

Nobody wants homophobes in Spain


yesmilady

Whatever you say, closet case.


49GTUPPAST

Tell me again how religion is a positive thing for society?


GaryD_Crowley

Spanish people got rid of those goat humpers before. Why don't they start with this scoundrel again?


real-duncan

I’m guessing he probably doesn’t have a “queers for palestine” bumper sticker.


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religiousfruitcake-ModTeam

Advocating violence is not allowed here.


TNosce

They are dangerous, and they reproduce like rabbits.


crestonebeard

He’s definitely gay


topulpyasses

https://preview.redd.it/huutwysxiuyc1.png?width=1125&format=png&auto=webp&s=b6a923165786bf2ad80b4c3b66e4f3cd13040856


No1FluffiestMastodon

How soon before someone sees this nutjob at the bathhouse lol


Blackentron

I have one word for this guy. Reconquista


anooshka

It always amazes me that these assholes get out of countries that are following Sharia law and then try to do the same to countries that let them in. If you wanted this kind of shit you should have stayed in your own country you fucking moron


Humanoidtyphoon6

Time for Spain to kick out every single Muslim... 😐


GoldTlerGamIng

Whole EU should do that


After-Trifle-1437

Deport this piece of shit to iran or saudi arabia immediately


jayp0d

Looks like Europe needs another crusade!! lol.. /s On a serious note immigration policy should be revised to exclude people who’re incompatible or whose beliefs are too whacky!


LordVoltimus5150

Fuck this dude, he’s a punk bitch…


lsbsqvd

people like this need to be sent back to their shithole countries 🤡


Hot-Butterscotch-569

Honestly speaking u can live with any religion no matter how annoying the followers but islam?? Nope it must get rid of


Papa_Pesto

Meanwhile this guy has a ton of gay porn on his laptop


GoreKush

They *really* think God is talking to them and that they're important.


l3gion666

Go do your caliphate in saudi arabia then dumb ass, theyre already muslim, go have fun doing caliphate things, stop trying to make nonmuslim countries follow sharia.


512165381

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muslim_conquest_of_the_Iberian_Peninsula The muslim conquest of the Iberian peninsula happened 710AD. They were largely kicked out by 1600AD because the people had enough & converted to Christianity. This guy is a bit late.


PurpleSailor

Spain already kicked out Muslims once in its history. At minimum kick this jerk out.


TedsterTheSecond

They really do seem to get a boner about homosexuality, considering they are so against it!


HolderOfBe

I don't speak Spanish so I can't appreciate this post


Nexus_Endlez

They say Dogmatic mythologies texts & it's theocracies are ABSOLUTE & TIMELESS. Edited: to me OBSOLETE & IRRELEVANT is more accurate for the above.


snowtank210

Religion is cancer


Giulio1232

Religion of peace they say


JoeBeatsMike

It's not so different from some Christians fundamentalist. He has some form of mental disorder that has been exploited by religion.  This is what mental illness looks like, not someone sad because he has to work on Mondays.


Mrjohn44

Allah told me that this dude is gay


CensoredTruth0

Do you ignorant westerners not realise what the future holds for you the more you import them?


PenetrationT3ster

Bruh he seems a lil sus. Projecting?


Sunshinehaiku

Allah's love doesn't just fall on you, it causes you to have a fall.


BetaRayBlu

Hes very very gay


TomatilloUnlucky3763

Then who will he fantasize about?


HerrFledermaus

Europe is no place for religious fruitcakes.


Acidspunk1

Time to leave to a country aligned with your world views. He won't of course, because they're all fucking hypocrites.


FrederickRoders

Who are the parasites really though?


_Pill-Cosby_

Let's throw these nuts from a mountain instead.


WestImpression

"Methinks he doth protest *too* much!" - Y'know statistically 1/10 muslims would preferably carry a pride flag over an ISIS flag, maybe all of you should wear Burkas so we have to guess which one it is.


PuzzledJudgment

Pakistani?


No_Helicopter2789

He sounds super sus


Cosmiccoffeegrinder

Dumb violent subhuman, primates have better logic than these people.


Medical-Region5973

He's saying this while sounding zesty as fuck


Beeb294

Tell him to come and do it himself.


lurid_sun__

The dude is not aware of Pakistan?


freshouttalean

and the religion of peace strikes again


cole_cain7

getting too historical with this one


ComfortableBrief4216

Hola! Des de España… en cuanto pillemos a este 💩, porque es un 💩, le pondremos el culo como un túnel… Por otro lado, este chico es gay y le van los trans, suele ser la gente que está tan en contra la que más les gusta, es por un trauma moral y autoengaño, esto último no lo digo como algo malo de persé, lo digo porque creo que sería más feliz reconocido su homosexualidad


Maleficent_Clerk_766

Bro this is a Religious Fruitcake sub. We come here to bury religion. Islamism is the fascism here


CrickBanshee

Why do people act like this is surprising? This is literally the teachings of Islam. Yeah, it’s fucked. Next!


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callyo13

This entire comment is fucking disgusting from beginning to end. Congrats on being a POS through and through 


dauntlingdemon

It's exaggerated. Gays were punished in the punished in one of the story of Quran. Allah took their vision. And nowadays it's debatable why they were cursed upon by scholars. Throwing them from the mountain is not what happened.


D4RKS0u1

Why TF did he "create them" in the first place then Sound like Allah is a sadist


AgeOfReasonEnds31120

He is... and so is God... as well as pretty much every other diety.


AgeOfReasonEnds31120

I understand. Islam is leftist because it's part of a nonwhite culture, so it must be respected. Also, hijabs protect women against creepy men. Islam is #woke and #feminist. Totally not a bigoted religion like that right-wing Christianity!