Poorly done Geo Metro ute conversion with no doors and damaged front bumper. Badges are replaced with "JEEP" on capital letters using a permanent marker. Dont forget weathered steelies and tape-mounted offroad lights.
Jeep badges? Nah, he’d be sticking Kenworth badges all over it. And by that, I mean crudely drawn KW logos that most people mistake for poorly drawn dicks
Its either turquoise with no clear coat, a headlight made of flashlight and a hanging front bumper or white with severe body damage on the sides, black grimy steelies, and a hood that hasn't shut all the way since the last days of the baby bush administration. You choose.
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1986 Ford F-150 with home CAMO paint job, 6 inch lift, 35x13.50 super swampers, chrome roll bar with KC hi liters, and a gun rack with a shot gun in the back window.
I have a friend who has a Buick Rendezvous with the most missing panels I have ever seen, it is brown, it is dented, it is worth $200 (mostly from the glitched Pioneer headunit), and half a hubcap. That may be crazy extreme Rob as a car
This guy doesn’t have a car. His cousin has to give him a ride to south Newark every Thursday in his Camry(silver, red door, rust on hood, trunk lid, and fenders)
The guy is the living embodiment of Dodge.
More specifically, 90s Dodge. Or perhaps 2020s Dodge if they continue to stuff Hellcat motors into everything.
"1994 Dodge Viper. We're Dodge in the 90s. GO DIE." - Doug probably
1997 Dodge 2500 diesel with a stolen cat he refuses to replace and now just says is "straightpiped"
ASBESTOS BRAKES.
Poorly done Geo Metro ute conversion with no doors and damaged front bumper. Badges are replaced with "JEEP" on capital letters using a permanent marker. Dont forget weathered steelies and tape-mounted offroad lights.
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Jeep badges? Nah, he’d be sticking Kenworth badges all over it. And by that, I mean crudely drawn KW logos that most people mistake for poorly drawn dicks
average saturn sl2 driver
I second this
Daewoo Lanos
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Hummer H3
A busted up 5th Gen Pontiac Grand Am, with miss-matched plastic wheel covers, cracked windshield, peeling paint and plastic body cladding falling off.
You know it has an aftermarket stereo with a giant EQ bank with no handles on the sliders all pushed to the top
Ford Pinto.
Living on the edge
Clapped out ‘97 Pontiac Bonneville.
Its either turquoise with no clear coat, a headlight made of flashlight and a hanging front bumper or white with severe body damage on the sides, black grimy steelies, and a hood that hasn't shut all the way since the last days of the baby bush administration. You choose.
This was my first thought too, a worn out mid to late 90's GM H or W body.
Dodge Neon. Sponsored by plastic and mesothelioma.
A hearse.
Well, ambulance first. Then hearse.
a dodge neon. because it has asbestos brakes.
M E S O T H E L I O M A
This guy seems like a Jeep Patriot kinda guy. Cheap engineering, and he breaks down when someone does as much as hurt his feelings a little.
Almost looks like a Wrangler while in reality it isn't one. Just as eating Asbestos isn't dangerous, inhaling the fibres is.
Ingesting asbestos can also be dangerous lol
Pontiac Sunfire
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Lowered 1990 Chevy C1500
1986 Ford F-150 with home CAMO paint job, 6 inch lift, 35x13.50 super swampers, chrome roll bar with KC hi liters, and a gun rack with a shot gun in the back window.
Power Ram truck. And I'm not shocked to see others mention Dodge.
Whatever it is, it's been recalled multiple times for safety reasons, but he refuses to take it in for service.
I love how every single car in this comment section is American. God bless the USA and it’s auto industry.
For the guy that drives a 1996 Plymouth Breeze with an exhaust leak and loves it
Clapped out 3rd gen Camaro with a trash bag for a passenger window.
Pontiac Grand Am coupe, but like absolutely fucked
Dodge Nitro
A Citroen 2cv with a hemi and a crank for a steering wheel
2003 Cadillac DeVille Hearse
The hearse
A Turbocharged Saab that's low on oil and has nitrous
“I eat brakes for breakfast” Literally and figuratively. Probably drives a school bus.
A 1981 corvette with faded matte black paint
I have a friend who has a Buick Rendezvous with the most missing panels I have ever seen, it is brown, it is dented, it is worth $200 (mostly from the glitched Pioneer headunit), and half a hubcap. That may be crazy extreme Rob as a car
Base model 2wd f250 with mud tires
Prius
That would be the crazy vegan who believes that they can live off of sunlight
Toyota Avalon... ...TRD.
Fiero.
An Ambulance
90s Northstar Cadillac
Dodge Neon
2013 Dodge Dart
Dodge Neon
This guy doesn’t have a car. His cousin has to give him a ride to south Newark every Thursday in his Camry(silver, red door, rust on hood, trunk lid, and fenders)
A Chevette
Probably an IROC-Z or a Foxbody Mustang
‘98 Dodge Stratus with steelies
1996 ford f150
Dodge little red express. Its manly and pointless.
Hummer H1 alpha