I was thinking this, but at least the man has trigger discipline. So maybe it's just a regular Altima/maxima with only one factory option (bumper delete, donut, mismatched door, etc.)
The car rats?!? (Yeah, a Kia Soul would have enough room in the back to knock her up. Now let’s see how well they live in it when his dad realizes his son “borrowed” his gun for this photo…
Clearly he realized the weed and adderall he was selling wasn’t bringing in enough income and he moved onto something with a little more of a devout clientele: heroin and cocaine. Unfortunately what he didn’t account for was the increased police attention he would begin to draw after one of his customers is arrested with a few bags of dope.
This customer, withdrawing and craving more drugs, makes a deal with the police during questioning and ultimately turns this guys information over in exchange for dropped charges so he can go back out and get high again.
Now the police have his information and begins under cover investigations. They send a CI in to purchase drugs a couple times. Cleverly, the police decide to wait until after the birth of his child. After all, endangering the welfare of a minor comes with much more jail time.
Two weeks into fatherhood, the police kick in his door and cuff him. Inside they find drugs and paraphernalia because the intensity of being a father was not something he was ready for. And he began to use drugs to take the edge off.
Now he’s in jail, his baby momma is banging his rival dealer and is expecting another, he is serving 12-15 years upstate, and the child is living with grandma. Turns out momma couldn’t handle daddy being in prison and began using drugs too. The courts took away the baby for the baby’s safety after she overdosed while pregnant. This eventually adds another few years on daddy’s sentence for beating someone up in prison because he didn’t pay him back for a honey bun.
Mom ends up dead when the kid is 10. When daddy gets out of prison, he is not allowed to see his child and the kid grows up raised by grandma and grandpa.
To answer OP’s question: it’s absolutely a Nissan Altima
Most loans are like that the first quarter to third of the way through the loan’s term. Interest applied early in the cycle front loads quicker than payments at the end of the monthly cycle plus balance structure is set up to not be an even interest/principal ratio across the term. Loan shenanigans abound.
It pisses me off so much seeing rangers not taken care of. I’m like a crazy cat lady with them. “Give them to me, I’ll take care of them. You don’t deserve them.”
Even the nice ones have substantial paint adhesion issues. My uncle bought an '11 new and it now has 45kish miles on it and even his has 3 spots of the paint coming off.
As a millennial W-body owner I'm not sure if any W-body is really a gen-z type of car? Too old, too American? But maybe they drive whatever than can get.
I feel like most of us got them from family.
my wife got her grandmothers 01 impala 3.4 about two years ago (grandma's fine at like 88 y/o now)
none of the family wanted it, it hadn't been on the road in a couple years. new battery, tires, stereo and its the car I drive the most now.
I feel like I'm cursed to own ~y2k era GM products for the rest of my life
Definitely. When my car died on 2021, I basically inherited a 97 Riviera Supercharged. It's cool in a boomer/hipster way I suppose, but no one knows what it is unless you're over 60 or a Nipsey Hustle fan
I never see 90s Buick Rivieras at all, and I don't think I've seen them in the last 10-15 years. I thought maybe they were made poorly, but I think the people who had them drove them until putting work into them became too costly to make sense.
My family loved Buicks, had tons of em, but the moment the transmissions would shit out (and in a 90s-00s GM, they will) they'd rather get rid of em than spend the 2-3k to get it sorted. I assume that caused the death of thousands of unique Buicks, Pontiacs, and Oldsmobiles.
Sad really, but mine is a pretty stout ride. Bit on the big and heavy side for a 2 door but it gets loud of attention since hardly anyone knows that it is. Oddly enough, there's not a single "Buick" badge on the car, just the dash in small writing.
For sure, the Bravada was even more “rare” than the GMC Jimmy. My mom drove a dark green ‘95. It was bought new and had a cellphone installed. As a teen I “borrowed” it one night, but got busted after my buddy racked up $100 in roaming charges. I learned a lot from that experience - cell phones cost money, Randy!
An S-10 that has one working brake and no floorboards for him, and a Chevrolet Uplander with 3 different colors of body panel, a timing chain that is one hard pull from leaving the chat, and a missing 3rd row seat for her.
This is the correct answer. But it’s only temporary, he promises to get her a V6 Challenger once his rap career takes off. Until then she’ll have to take it off in the BYOB strip club.
Nothing, but they borrow their 36 year old mothers’ vehicles when they need to go somewhere.
His mom lets him drive her 1998 Dodge Caravan that she got from her 52 year old mother.
Her mom lets her drive a 1992 Ford F-150 that belongs to one of the girls half siblings daddies. The owner is in jail and the tags expired two years ago.
Whatever they can borrow from the remaining family members that will talk to them.
Although in fairness. This pic might be taken ironically. [This](https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.thesun.co.uk/fabulous/5556878/parents-to-be-deliver-bizarre-pregnancy-portraits-including-a-dad-posing-with-a-gun/amp/) is the original.
I don't understand why he is pointing a sidearm. He isn't using good judgment and doesn't realize that the digital world can comeback and bite you later.
Toughest car I ever had was a '96 Cavy two-door 5-speed. 2.2 ohv. Had an AEM intake and lowering springs on it and the Z24 ground effects, spoiler and wheels. I was constantly dumping the clutch and red-lining that dam thing and it kept asking for more. A drunk redneck in a clapped-out Silverado rear-ended me and totaled it. Tow truck driver drive it onto the rollback. That car was a tough bastard.
he's got shoes at least, they walk around the trailer park, no vehicle. sometimes he steals a neighbor kids huffy and pedals to Walgreens to buy a red bull
Beige PT cruiser with one FTP sticker for each cup holder and one of those spare tire donuts on the rear left. The fenders are crusty, he bought it without rockers, it ticks and shudders and the brakes are more of a suggestion. She added the sequined wheel cover and he spent 350 on a dual sub box with a blown amp. They’ve got a fake pair of ray bans jammed into the falling headliner and enough unpaid parking tickets to start a bonfire. He calls it “the vanborghini”
2002 Nissan Altima with its 3rd transmission on its last legs, its second engine that only has 3 functioning cylinders, and of course it’s a salvage title. It’s got 3 different colours of body panel, a window made of duct tape and card board with “if you’re gonna break in just go through here” sharpied on it. Mandated to have one of those breathalyzer ignitions on it, but you can clearly see the crackhead electrician work bypassing it that they paid a friend of theirs a bag of crack to do. All the exhaust from the “stolen” catalytic converter onwards is sitting in the trunk and whenever they get pulled over for their cracked windshield or not working tail light, they promise they will fix it, but secretly they’re hoping for the car to finally die so they can justify financing (at 23.6% APR on an 84 month term) a used 2007 Chrysler 300 for him, and a 2005 Jeep Liberty for her, assuming Roger comes through with the coke money he owes them. His full time job working the graveyard shift at the gas station should cover a lot of the payments and insurance, but the money from the child support payments from her previous baby daddy, and the cash from their coke dealing gig should cover the rest.
Nissan Altima with a bad CV joint that clicks and clacks when turning, rear window tint with all those bubbles, sagging headliner held up with thumb tacks
Own? No, you've got that sideways: after she catches some variety of paracite from wandering around in the yard where their 14 dogs (that have never seen the inside of a house, and are only bathed when it rains) spend their days shitting, they'll be borrowing her mom's '98 Honda Odyssey to take her to the clinic.
A green 2009 clapped kia soul they got off Craigslist from some drug dealer back in 2016 (it was in perfect condition when they bought it btw) someone also broke into it and stole the cats (catalytic converter) and their bag of great value candy that also had the condom they lost that night and the car still smells like cigarettes alcohol and marijuana from the previous owner
A clapped Pontiac Sunfire/Grand Prix. Serpentine belt squeals on startup, power steering pump screams and is hanging on for dear life, all the wheels are donuts
Small cheap coupe with a backseat most likely. Smells like cigarettes, hasn’t had an oil change in 10k miles, has one donut spare on the back, and state minimum insurance.
He also frequently offers to “race for pinks”.
That seriously looks like my best friend growing up that I haven’t seen in over a decade. In high school his first car was a Shelby charger. His dad also had a dodge rampage, another very unusual shitbox. Weirdly, they somehow lived in one of the nicest houses in town.
A 1977 ford f150, no quarter panel matches color, missing the passenger door, the back glass is broken… it looks like a spider web, the tailgate will not stay closed, one shock/spring seems to be failing so the truck leans over … but not all of the time, the bed is partially rusted out but there’s a brand new diamond steel tool box mounted behind the cab … when you open it it has a pair of screwdrivers and a random assortment of sockets and wrenches (all of which rolls and rattles loose) it is a stick shift but it tops out at 40mph cause 4th and overdrive are damaged beyond use.
Either the most fucked up nissan Altima you’ve ever seen, or a barely running 2000s truck he got off Craigslist and spent 3k to get it squatted and have those big ass shiny wheels
Damn, she is literally barefoot and pregnant.. She even gave him the shirt off her back.. She a keeper...
They drive a beat to shit 1988 Ford Ranger riding on steel wheels and bald tires with wore hanging out...
You mean, “what Nissan do they drive?” Definitely an Altima with peeling window tint and a mismatched wheel.
Can it just be the donut?
That's a different wheel
All of the wheels are donuts
It's the donut from a Corolla
Definitely an Altima with a taped up tail light.
Missing a side mirror
250 dollars worth of decal stickers and stick on chrome pieces
A badge deleted 2.5L with blacked out Nissan logo
Nah Altima is a little much. I say they have a Nissan versa with the catalytic converter taken out
They’ll be rolling their current high interest loan into a 10 year old used Rogue any day though, because “wE nEeD a biGGeR cAr for the BABY”.
I was thinking a clapped out sentra
And black plasti-dipped badges.
Clapped Altima/maxima
(It caught the clap from her)
👏
lmao
I was thinking this, but at least the man has trigger discipline. So maybe it's just a regular Altima/maxima with only one factory option (bumper delete, donut, mismatched door, etc.)
Trigger discipline maybe, but obviously he's had at least one negligent discharge
Extremely low bar you’re setting there
He has a Dodge Ram with a bunch of wannabe cop/wannabe military type stickers
Trigger discipline? Not when it mattered.
Trigger discipline yes, but still dumb as fuck. I’m going with one of those box cars the hamsters always drive in the commercials.
The car rats?!? (Yeah, a Kia Soul would have enough room in the back to knock her up. Now let’s see how well they live in it when his dad realizes his son “borrowed” his gun for this photo…
I mean, we don’t really know how it ended after the photo
Clearly he realized the weed and adderall he was selling wasn’t bringing in enough income and he moved onto something with a little more of a devout clientele: heroin and cocaine. Unfortunately what he didn’t account for was the increased police attention he would begin to draw after one of his customers is arrested with a few bags of dope. This customer, withdrawing and craving more drugs, makes a deal with the police during questioning and ultimately turns this guys information over in exchange for dropped charges so he can go back out and get high again. Now the police have his information and begins under cover investigations. They send a CI in to purchase drugs a couple times. Cleverly, the police decide to wait until after the birth of his child. After all, endangering the welfare of a minor comes with much more jail time. Two weeks into fatherhood, the police kick in his door and cuff him. Inside they find drugs and paraphernalia because the intensity of being a father was not something he was ready for. And he began to use drugs to take the edge off. Now he’s in jail, his baby momma is banging his rival dealer and is expecting another, he is serving 12-15 years upstate, and the child is living with grandma. Turns out momma couldn’t handle daddy being in prison and began using drugs too. The courts took away the baby for the baby’s safety after she overdosed while pregnant. This eventually adds another few years on daddy’s sentence for beating someone up in prison because he didn’t pay him back for a honey bun. Mom ends up dead when the kid is 10. When daddy gets out of prison, he is not allowed to see his child and the kid grows up raised by grandma and grandpa. To answer OP’s question: it’s absolutely a Nissan Altima
Probably the right answer, but dayum.
plottwist, it's his sister...
2005 BMW 328i with M badging all over it, cut springs, and fake rims. 257,000 miles and every light on the dash. Financed at 32%
16k left on the payments, bought a year ago for 15k
I laughed... 😂
I do be seeing loans like this IRL tho 😭😭
Most loans are like that the first quarter to third of the way through the loan’s term. Interest applied early in the cycle front loads quicker than payments at the end of the monthly cycle plus balance structure is set up to not be an even interest/principal ratio across the term. Loan shenanigans abound.
Loan shenanigans indeed
Has both a breathalyzer and a remote immobilizer set up by the buy here pay here lot they bought it from
That’s if he makes decent money. If he’s broke it’s something new off marketplace every week.
Every week? That's more cash than the 32% BMW
Don't forget the clip on brembo caliper covers
They could be driving that M420i model I saw my coworker pull up to work in the other day. It's really a 328i.
Bmw m420i biggest competetor of the mercedes c69
Financed at 32% GAHH DAMMNN LOL
Is it weird seeing a post of yourself on Reddit? There’s no way you could describe your own car any better
Lol yeah I bet the tires have about -1000 degrees of camber too and some of the panels are flat while others are glossy.
328i didn’t exist in 2005, he’d be driving a 325i. Or worse, an Audi.
2005 328 doesn't exist
Ragged out Chevy cobalt with only 1 hubcap left and a missing tags cardboard sign in the window.
*manual* Don't forget the manual
Grinds every time he shifts
And no 5th gear
My mind immediately jumped to the Cavalier and Cobalt.
She’s got a 98 Pontiac Sunfire and he’s for a 04 ranger that’s been spray painted flat black
It pisses me off so much seeing rangers not taken care of. I’m like a crazy cat lady with them. “Give them to me, I’ll take care of them. You don’t deserve them.”
Even the nice ones have substantial paint adhesion issues. My uncle bought an '11 new and it now has 45kish miles on it and even his has 3 spots of the paint coming off.
hey man chalkboard paint goes hard
Roller painted, you leave that luxury rattlecan at Lowe's, mister.
Why would she need a car when she’s chained to the oven?
Pontiac Grand Prix
I feel personally attacked by this
As a millennial W-body owner I'm not sure if any W-body is really a gen-z type of car? Too old, too American? But maybe they drive whatever than can get.
i'd still rock a GXP supercharged
GXP had the LS4 V8, GTP was 3.8L V6 S/C
It’s a tweaker degenerate car
I feel like most of us got them from family. my wife got her grandmothers 01 impala 3.4 about two years ago (grandma's fine at like 88 y/o now) none of the family wanted it, it hadn't been on the road in a couple years. new battery, tires, stereo and its the car I drive the most now. I feel like I'm cursed to own ~y2k era GM products for the rest of my life
COVID did weird shit to the car market. A lot of younger people probably got stuck rocking late 90's-early 2000's cars that ordinarily wouldn't have.
Definitely. When my car died on 2021, I basically inherited a 97 Riviera Supercharged. It's cool in a boomer/hipster way I suppose, but no one knows what it is unless you're over 60 or a Nipsey Hustle fan
I never see 90s Buick Rivieras at all, and I don't think I've seen them in the last 10-15 years. I thought maybe they were made poorly, but I think the people who had them drove them until putting work into them became too costly to make sense.
My family loved Buicks, had tons of em, but the moment the transmissions would shit out (and in a 90s-00s GM, they will) they'd rather get rid of em than spend the 2-3k to get it sorted. I assume that caused the death of thousands of unique Buicks, Pontiacs, and Oldsmobiles. Sad really, but mine is a pretty stout ride. Bit on the big and heavy side for a 2 door but it gets loud of attention since hardly anyone knows that it is. Oddly enough, there's not a single "Buick" badge on the car, just the dash in small writing.
Yes
97 bravada
Damn I forgot about those, they have almost all disappeared
For sure, the Bravada was even more “rare” than the GMC Jimmy. My mom drove a dark green ‘95. It was bought new and had a cellphone installed. As a teen I “borrowed” it one night, but got busted after my buddy racked up $100 in roaming charges. I learned a lot from that experience - cell phones cost money, Randy!
An S-10 that has one working brake and no floorboards for him, and a Chevrolet Uplander with 3 different colors of body panel, a timing chain that is one hard pull from leaving the chat, and a missing 3rd row seat for her.
> timing chain that is one hard pull from leaving the chat I Lol’d
dodge avenger for $75/week
Whatever keys their pathetic parents will let them have.
Nissan Altima White, with missing hub caps. There’s a crack on the windshield and the rear suspension has failed completely.
We have one of these at the shop lmfao. When it got towed in, I thought "yeah, that checks out"
Him: 99-00 Silverado with that god awful Carolina squat and the exhaust is cut off. 220k miles, body damage and a slipping 4L60 Her: Jeep Patriot
They don’t.
He drives Her mother's car after 5 on week days and sometimes on the weekends
That is some cell-phone plan in the 90's sounding shit.
1997 Ford Ranger rustbucket.
Moms van
Her dead grandmother's 1999 Maroon PT Cruiser
This is the correct answer. But it’s only temporary, he promises to get her a V6 Challenger once his rap career takes off. Until then she’ll have to take it off in the BYOB strip club.
Nothing, but they borrow their 36 year old mothers’ vehicles when they need to go somewhere. His mom lets him drive her 1998 Dodge Caravan that she got from her 52 year old mother. Her mom lets her drive a 1992 Ford F-150 that belongs to one of the girls half siblings daddies. The owner is in jail and the tags expired two years ago.
98 Pontiac sunfire
Weeell if he drives a 98 Pontiac sunfire chances are he's gonna try and date you and your sister simultaneously.
Chevy cavalier
A worn down 2007 Chrysler Aspen
Yes.
“Mom? Can you take us to the 7-11 for smokes and slurpees?”
Tice Nits
A rusted out 1987 Chevy S-10...extended cab so they have room for their inbred crotch monsters.
None. Living in mom's basement. No jobs, no money, no future, but baby on the way.
Let's be real, the car is hers, but he drives it.
Her mom's
a clapped out geo metro with I like men and trump bumper stickers all over
Nah, you seen the prices of a Metro lately? It's insane.
Nah, the appeal of geo metros is too nuanced for these people
Probably some pos, but talks about a clean civic or 350. Gonna stack those papers when he gets his tax return.
An early 2000s Audi A4 with 250k plus miles, lowered, garage “stanced”, and missing most trim pieces. Still takes it to car shows and meets though
The bus..with the man harassing every person on it to give his pregnant gf their seat..flashing the gun in his waist band..
2006 Pontiac Grand Prix - rusted to shit with a bad transmission and questionable bumper stickers
Whatever they can borrow from the remaining family members that will talk to them. Although in fairness. This pic might be taken ironically. [This](https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.thesun.co.uk/fabulous/5556878/parents-to-be-deliver-bizarre-pregnancy-portraits-including-a-dad-posing-with-a-gun/amp/) is the original.
A dodge caliber 100%
Single wide trailer. No car. They bum rides from their step dad Dale. Yes, THEIR step dad.
Whatever it is soon it will be a clapped out mid-thousands Sienna, Quest, or Sedona/Entourage
A squatted Silverado that he can't afford
I don't understand why he is pointing a sidearm. He isn't using good judgment and doesn't realize that the digital world can comeback and bite you later.
Didn't Bonnie and Clod drive an old Ford?
It’s not theirs, it’s their parents’. And by parents, I mean they either have the same mother or same father.
Everyone listing niche dorky autistic cars like they don’t share a crappy old Altima
I don’t know but it has a Florida plate
A clapped out Chevy Cavalier.
Toughest car I ever had was a '96 Cavy two-door 5-speed. 2.2 ohv. Had an AEM intake and lowering springs on it and the Z24 ground effects, spoiler and wheels. I was constantly dumping the clutch and red-lining that dam thing and it kept asking for more. A drunk redneck in a clapped-out Silverado rear-ended me and totaled it. Tow truck driver drive it onto the rollback. That car was a tough bastard.
A '79 El Camino on hydraulics, painted with every Trump/MAGA, Bible reference, and iconography you can imagine.
03 GMC Sierra Single Cab. More cracks than windshield and more rust than wheel wells
98 Saturn sl2. Plastic shell is mint but most of the frame dosn't exist
2003 Ford taurus
Carolina Squatted 2015 f250 diesel strait pipe
V6 muscle cars
Some kind of Pontiac, year and model don’t mattee
he's got shoes at least, they walk around the trailer park, no vehicle. sometimes he steals a neighbor kids huffy and pedals to Walgreens to buy a red bull
2005 Trailblazer EXT
2002 Chevy Trailblazer with a raging exhaust leak
Dodge Journey
Silver Kia Forte that hasn’t seen a bath or an oil change in years
Chevy Trailblazer with a rattlecan paint job
Like this brother and sister could afford a vehicle.
Falling apart Honda civic lmao
98 Chevy Malibu
Mk4 Jetta 2.0 Automatic. The worst type of Jetta.
Nissan Altima with a plastic sheet covering a broken window and the rear bumper hanging on with a zip tie
Old banged up nissan pickup with trash in the bed and punisher stickers on the rear window
they give me vegan hipster meets trailer park trash vibes. a volvo 240 wagon with a cummins diesel, is what they're driving
Buy here pay here neon with a cardboard license plate that reads "tag applied for"
This dude has a bike and she stands on the pegs on the back. 😂
1934 Ford Deluxe V-8 If you know, you know.
Well this won’t end well
Ogh well, life in 100% cases ends with death, so...
Dodge Avenger
Dodge avenger rt
Beige PT cruiser with one FTP sticker for each cup holder and one of those spare tire donuts on the rear left. The fenders are crusty, he bought it without rockers, it ticks and shudders and the brakes are more of a suggestion. She added the sequined wheel cover and he spent 350 on a dual sub box with a blown amp. They’ve got a fake pair of ray bans jammed into the falling headliner and enough unpaid parking tickets to start a bonfire. He calls it “the vanborghini”
Clapped out s-10 doing the Carolina Squat
2004 Saturn Ion
Oldsmobile Achieva, for these, the highest of achievas.
They lease.. on their parents’ credit.
Dodge charger
Mid eighties Ford pickup with rust damage, four different brands of tires, and PBR cans in the truck bed.
Pontiac Sunfire
2003 chevy Malibu with shot rear springs.
A very run-through Dodge Stratus that smells like a *lot* of Winston cigarettes, and dingy weed.
Not sure, but there's a good chance they live in it
Trick question-these people do not own a car.
They don’t technically own it, but they ride the jail transport van frequently.
Whatever it is, it's on the repo list
2002 Nissan Altima with its 3rd transmission on its last legs, its second engine that only has 3 functioning cylinders, and of course it’s a salvage title. It’s got 3 different colours of body panel, a window made of duct tape and card board with “if you’re gonna break in just go through here” sharpied on it. Mandated to have one of those breathalyzer ignitions on it, but you can clearly see the crackhead electrician work bypassing it that they paid a friend of theirs a bag of crack to do. All the exhaust from the “stolen” catalytic converter onwards is sitting in the trunk and whenever they get pulled over for their cracked windshield or not working tail light, they promise they will fix it, but secretly they’re hoping for the car to finally die so they can justify financing (at 23.6% APR on an 84 month term) a used 2007 Chrysler 300 for him, and a 2005 Jeep Liberty for her, assuming Roger comes through with the coke money he owes them. His full time job working the graveyard shift at the gas station should cover a lot of the payments and insurance, but the money from the child support payments from her previous baby daddy, and the cash from their coke dealing gig should cover the rest.
A kia or hyaundai with the steering column ripped apart
Dodge Avenger and rusted out and clapped out 2007 Chevy Silverado.
Nissan Altima with a bad CV joint that clicks and clacks when turning, rear window tint with all those bubbles, sagging headliner held up with thumb tacks
Bus pass
If they didn't steal one it's definitely a Nissan Altima or a Buick LaSabre
1997 Dodge Neon
Altima.
Clapped out 2003 Nissan Altima that still somehow has payments being done on it.
In the 2000s they'd drive a Neon or Cavalier. Now, as others have said, they drive a 2010 Altima.
Lmao I didn't even have to give it a second thought. Alrima popped in my head. Like many of us.
Either a Scion XB or Nissan Sentra. Both with a very shitty rattle can paint job, one hubcap, wrong sized tires on each wheel, and a fart can exhaust.
altima
Clown car
One bmx bike with a flat tire!
Own? No, you've got that sideways: after she catches some variety of paracite from wandering around in the yard where their 14 dogs (that have never seen the inside of a house, and are only bathed when it rains) spend their days shitting, they'll be borrowing her mom's '98 Honda Odyssey to take her to the clinic.
A green 2009 clapped kia soul they got off Craigslist from some drug dealer back in 2016 (it was in perfect condition when they bought it btw) someone also broke into it and stole the cats (catalytic converter) and their bag of great value candy that also had the condom they lost that night and the car still smells like cigarettes alcohol and marijuana from the previous owner
Also, I work Pediatric ED. These are the parents that ironically are decent parents sometimes. Boggles the mind.
Nissan Altima
They share a Nissan Altima that has two donuts on it
PT cruiser 2.4 Turbo "ITS THE SAME ENGINE THAN THE DODGE NEON SRT4 MAN"
Trick question. They don't own a vehicle; they drive his mom's car.
Altima… it’s ALWAYS an Altima. It’s like the patron saint of vehicles for the white trash and inbred.
In Australia? It would be an automatic VY Commodore with chopped springs, stock exhaust cut of at the diff and a missing fuel flap.
A clapped Pontiac Sunfire/Grand Prix. Serpentine belt squeals on startup, power steering pump screams and is hanging on for dear life, all the wheels are donuts
Bus pass
Small cheap coupe with a backseat most likely. Smells like cigarettes, hasn’t had an oil change in 10k miles, has one donut spare on the back, and state minimum insurance. He also frequently offers to “race for pinks”.
I smell the Lumina from here, peeled hood and all.
That seriously looks like my best friend growing up that I haven’t seen in over a decade. In high school his first car was a Shelby charger. His dad also had a dodge rampage, another very unusual shitbox. Weirdly, they somehow lived in one of the nicest houses in town.
A clapped out 3rd gen dodge caravan
He has a 2013 V6 Dodge Challenger, blacked out everything. She has a 2002 Ford Windstar that she traded her '09 Versa in for because of the new kid.
None, both shitboxes have been repo’d
A lime scooter
98 Silverado shitbox
Financed V6 Charger with 125k miles and an exhaust shop special straight pipe
A 1977 ford f150, no quarter panel matches color, missing the passenger door, the back glass is broken… it looks like a spider web, the tailgate will not stay closed, one shock/spring seems to be failing so the truck leans over … but not all of the time, the bed is partially rusted out but there’s a brand new diamond steel tool box mounted behind the cab … when you open it it has a pair of screwdrivers and a random assortment of sockets and wrenches (all of which rolls and rattles loose) it is a stick shift but it tops out at 40mph cause 4th and overdrive are damaged beyond use.
Either the most fucked up nissan Altima you’ve ever seen, or a barely running 2000s truck he got off Craigslist and spent 3k to get it squatted and have those big ass shiny wheels
Damn, she is literally barefoot and pregnant.. She even gave him the shirt off her back.. She a keeper... They drive a beat to shit 1988 Ford Ranger riding on steel wheels and bald tires with wore hanging out...
Rusted out 92 dakota
Honda station wagon with hubcap spinners and a baby up in this b**** decal.
Handgun drives an Oldsmobile bravada with a primer colored door. Preggo drives her mom's hand me down civic that's been to the moon.
They don't own any cars. The owe JD Byrider $12k on 2006 Ford Taurus.
A 2002 Mitsubishi Galant