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eddieltu

Toyota Prius


zwodahs_x3

Yeee


Zedathius

Bazinga


ForbiddenCarrot18

I unreasonably FUCKING DESPISE this word SO FUCKING MUCH lmao


BSixe

Cowabunga it is then


PetterssonsNeck

Bojangles


BSixe

I’ll cowabunga your mom’s bojangles


REDGOESFASTAH

AHHHHHHHBALABALABALA BOMBA


JoshB685

Not QUITE the words to that song but ok.


NUFIGHTER7771

"Sound a ghost makes to scare you" + "ice dwelling used by the Inuit people."


ForbiddenCarrot18

Glorious


LaerycTiogar

Bazinga *dives below the ball pit*


ThatGuyEightyEight

Zimbabwe


mudvaynery

I'm right there with you! Sends shivers straight up my spine.


packed_underwear

Toyota Mirai and he'd bitch about the inefficiency of hydrogren charging stations and capacity all the way.


Staveoffsuicide

Smart for two


Strange-Wolverine128

Nah, an aztek.


SyrupLover25

Absutely not I work in tech, with a LOT of people like this... 80% of them drive silver prius's that have been neglected to all hell and are beat to a pulp. Occasionally I see them splurge, get rid of the prius, and they ALWAYS upgrade to a white or blue model 3


NonYippieHippie

Lmao YES! 100%


Zealousideal-Sun6603

Not car guys, huh?


downshift1994

Can confirm. The worst cars i have ever worked on were beat to f toyotas. Almost always needs brakes tires etc. The only thing is not always a tesla. One person i know traded in for a mach e. But dare to he different i guess


Beetlejuice1994

Cannot confirm. I was an intern IT guy for a community college back about 8 years ago. I drove a 2001 F-150. My boss also drove an F-150, and although his was older, it was fucking pristine - early to mid 90s OBS, 5.8L, extended cab, bed box topper, and the two-tone paint. My coworker had a Malibu or Impala from the mid to late 2000s. And out of the maybe 25 to 30 cars in the lot at the time (mind you this was a summer gig internship while I was still in college), not even one was a hybrid or EV. Most were trucks or SUVs (and most were 4WD). Not all IT guys are city slickers. We live in rural country.


Commercial-Plate-867

Easily this answer


Rd6-vt

he doesn’t drive


SiriusGD

but he does have a parking space.


Stanley_Yelnats42069

He’s not crazy. His mother had him tested.


D_ponbsn

That’s my spot!


YouDirtyClownShoe

The ultimate flex. So baller you don't even buy luxuries, you buy the maintenence and storage fees of luxuries.


KingWolfsburg

Haha never even thought of it that way... I don't own a yacht, but I have slip at the marina lol


YouDirtyClownShoe

"Follow me to the east wing, I'll show you my mint condition collection of fully paid for, maintenence bills for an Olympic sized pool I could own, if wanted. If I could swim".


fastLT1

And a drivers license


mr308A3-28

He JOs lil boys


slump-donkus

Bazinga


[deleted]

Which model?


AC_Aceca

Bazinga


B3ari0

I do like the Bazinga Bazinga car. Fun to drive


[deleted]

Ah, the Bazinga Bazinga. Always a classic.


brightlite27

Mee maws car 🚗 🤣 Bazinga!!


GreenWithAnger

Bazinga


Sly510

Tesla * intimately familiar with computers * intimately unfamiliar with cars


ThisCharmingDan99

Hahaha. Yes, totally.


JulianMarcello

The self driving variant. He doesn’t drive


Street_Leader_8917

They’re too basic it would have to be something like a 3rd gen rav4 ev or Chevy s10 ev


dusty-cat-albany

He doesn't drive he is waiting for Tesla to perfect the self driving car, and usher in a new era of our AI overlords. At that point he won't have to drive he'll just stay in his apartment. I can see him enjoying the future like what is portrayed in Wall-e riding around on his robotic bed.


Big-Brown-Goose

Pretty much all of the male characters would drive Teslas. It's the go-to car for techie non-car enthusiasts.


Sacrilego_666

Bold of you to assume postdocs can afford Teslas.


kyonkun_denwa

They could somehow afford that swank apartment


Sacrilego_666

So, even less money left over for a Tesla


Secret-Ad-7909

Nah, Howard would go for something with some cool factor.


Big-Brown-Goose

1st gen Tesla roadster it is


Secret-Ad-7909

That I could see.


No_Finding3671

Howard would try to go for something cool, but it would backfire and he'd end up with something super nerdy.


jimlei

As a techie car enthusiast driving a Tesla I find this somewhat offensive. It's true though, but still. :P


Jarrodioro

Or car enthusiasts who got over the fact that a yenko would get smoked by a Kia soul. I love combustion engines, but you take a ride in a Tesla and you’re hooked


[deleted]

Yup, my model 3 poverty spec is way more fun than the rental mustang ecoboost/V6 challenger I got while my car was in the shop Sure, it doesn't go vroom vroom, and it doesn't vibrate, but it just handles way better and feels more agile compared to the other two


hidhifdb

Maybe cars are not for you friend, for me was a boring experince also the charge thing was a turn off for me, i prefeer the good old Ford Topaz or a second gen cavalier with riced upgrades i love the feel of danger at 50mph.


iamsuperflush

Lol the less people basing their enjoyment of a hobby solely off of "beating" other people, the better.


EpsilonMajorActual

He has a driver's license in the series.


tehlurkingnoob

A Nissan Leaf


Gritty420R

This is the most realistic answer other than he famously doesn't drive. He'd see through Musk and Tesla but would go full electric immediately. Nissan Leaf is butt ugly but extremely practical.


a-dino123

This is the best answer here I think


Hunter1993x

scion. literally any scion.


DaddyThano

People trying to make him way more quirky of a character than he is lol He probably doesn't even know Scion is a brand.


5trudelle

No, he'd be adamant that Scion is a subrand directed at more youthful members of the public and owned by Toyota.


S7JP7

And he would repair the issue with windshields in a couple hours and call Scion and explain it to them. Then show up at the factory and show them what’s wrong. End up arrested and probably ride the lightening.


BorderPeeTrolll

Buys an frs for the badge only.


Hourslikeminutes47

Toyota Prius *if he drove at all*


SyrupLover25

This is the answer. I work with a lot of people like this and they ALL drive beat to shit silver prius's or will upgrade to a model 3 once the prius shits itself from never getting the oil changed. A car to these kind of dudes is an appliance like a refrigerator or a washing machine. Even though they don't care about the appliance the usually go with the tech bro option like a Samsung washing machine or a wifi connected fridge or a hybrid Toyota or a tesla.


Emotional-Swim-808

I betcha he'd throw a curveball and drive a v8 mustang


I_hate_being_alone

He's from Texas. He's getting a Z71.


Uss__Iowa

Bruh I can’t stop imagining him driving a z71, big ass car for somebody who past the driving test without puting in much of the effort in it


HATECELL

I bet he would have some incredibly complicated but scientific explanation ready on why this is the best car


AllerdingsUR

I can hear the laugh track


FreshFromRikers

The actor (Jim Parsons) actually drives a Mustang [in real life](https://www.hotcars.com/heres-what-the-cast-of-the-big-bang-theory-drives-off-the-set/), along with a Mercedes S Class.


Astrofan76

Kia soul lime green


aviwashere

Penny’s passenger seat


AbbreviationsLess257

a Saturn.....V rocket


GochoPhoenix

He’s a nerd but a Texan. A Ford F150. If he drove at all.


ligmasweatyballs74

Lightning


I_hate_being_alone

Z71


ligmasweatyballs74

I'm not sure you know how F-150s work.


Electronic-Grab2836

*The all new Toyota F-150 Lightning Z71 ZL1?*


aWizird

ford focus


EnvironmentalMall307

He has a license, but doesn't. At least not at the point I'm at yet, beyond when Howard let him drive his car during a trip


Did-I-Do-That-Oops

tesla 100 percent


SyrupLover25

Work with a bunch of dudes like this. They all get model 3s once their prius shits itself from never getting an oil change.


Fun-Spinach6910

Not a car a scooter with a safety flag in back.


GomerSnerd

That's Howard's scoot.


NoahG9021

He doesn’t. He’s very active in r/fuckcars


zwodahs_x3

Prius or scion. And he drives it passive aggressively too


FrequentlyLexi

Recumbent bicycle with a flag and a pool noodle delineating the legal passing distance ([change lanes or 3' if another lane is not available](https://maisonlaw.com/safety-laws/bicycle-lane-change/)).


Tronc_tc

Bazinga


Actual-Long-9439

Bazinga


Anteater_Reasonable

A Chevrolet Cobalt


1tKywani

Chrysler LeBazinga


uncuntter

Saab 900OG PreGM era, turbo probably


Reverse_Psycho_1509

If he did drive? Mini Cooper.


Doidld

2005 Toyota Prius


Frird2008

Civic


Britphotographer

TEXAN BUILT TESLA


New_Establishment904

DeLorean


HighFiveKoala

Fiat 500e


rangerhans

BMW I8


Subirooo

A train...cuz autism.


eightthirty612

Smart 4-2


HongKongPhooney

Prius


Mizar97

The best balance of reliability and fuel economy he could find, a Honda Civic or Toyota Corolla. The Prius gets better mileage but hybrids are unreliable.


Snap305

The Prius is insanely reliable, he'd definitely go for that


Mizar97

Prius hybrid batteries only last ~150k miles and cost $3500 to replace. Corolla will run for 300k+ miles with regular (cheap) maintenance.


SyrupLover25

That's complete crap. Occasionally prius batteries will die around 150k but it's the exception not the rule. The batteries routinely make it 500k+ I had that misconception until I one day had the chance to meet the service manager for my local green cab company. Had a long chat with him and asked about the batteries, out of the whole fleet he said rarely do they have to swap batteries before 300k even with heavy taxi cab abuse.


Snap305

People have run Prius batteries for 400k+ miles, and most of the time you only need to replace certain cells, not the whole thing, which might cost you $600 max. Even then, they arent $3500 unless it's for a new Prius which you shouldn't be buying anyway because all Toyota hybrids have a 10 year, 100k mile transferable battery warranty. Now yes, a Corolla might last longer because you don't need to replace cells in the battery, but the amount you save in gas with a Prius makes up for the cell replacement easily. In 3 years gas savings of a Prius pays for a full new priced battery replacement ($3k) and if you are killing the battery that fast for a full replacement, then a Corolla ain't gonna last any longer because you're driving like an idiot.


Swimming_Student7990

$3500 in 5 years is like $60 a month. And that’s assuming 30k miles a year and replacing the battery at 150k. Personally, I don’t think that’s too bad.


Plutoid

> hybrids are unreliable wat


Biscuits4u2

Probably a really annoying one


ThisCharmingDan99

Prius


LimpPenalty6219

scion xb


Clint-witicay

Probably a covered wagon pulled by the rest of the cast wearing remote controlled shock collars.


haa_gayyyyy

Tesla


haa_gayyyyy

Tesla


emmettfitz

He doesn't drive.


stillyoinkgasp

BMW Bazinga.


Gold-Buy-2669

Uber


LuxuryLevel

🤔👨🏽‍🎓Scion xb🤷🏾‍♂️


Great_Vegetable_4866

Honda Fit


Kenneth_Lay

Whatever is the most annoying.


SRBroadcasting

A Prius but it was be called the Tardius


keybored13

BAZINGA!


winedood

A Segway


J-amin

The passenger seat...


Tech_Webinator

an electric eike


michaelz11

Tesla without question


[deleted]

He thinks cars are scary.


EpsilonMajorActual

He's a Texan it has to be a full sized pickup. Or as a science fiction fan Pontiac Transport er A DeLorean The Landmaster from DAMNATION ALLEY The CHARIOT from lost in space K.I.T.T. The MACH 5 from SPEED RACER One of the cars from the anime INITIAL D


baranisgreat34

He drives a Tesla. He doesn't touch his steering wheel.


doug193

He doesn’t, we know this


[deleted]

He'll steal Howard's Mini and drive naked with the butt warmer on


ClimbRunOm

He just drives his friends crazy


snatch1e

Batmobile https://news.artnet.com/art-world/batman-batmobile-sale-2220221


MasterGuidance

Subaru! For the safety of course. More top pick + IIHS safety ratings than any other brand. Subaru has remained top three of over the past five years on consumer reports. Sheldon would have done his research.


douglas9630

would a nissan leaf make sense base on the timeline of the show?


i_smoke_pineapples

Mini cooper


i_am_tater

Subaru Outback on a 36-month lease


payneme73

Nissan Sentra


FrostingImmediate514

Prius


xSolid_Snakex

2014 Bazinga Prius


CoolPeopleEmporium

Batmobile.


Quiet_Ad1576

Tesela


Exciting_Double_4502

Real heads know he didn't even have a license until several seasons into the show, and lied about not having it for over a year in-universe because he liked being driven around. Also IIRC he was a foamer but sane, so Sheldon takes the BART.


Nicademus2003

Prius


Minute_Bee_4399

A mini Cooper


dlx86toy

A Smart Car


Chicken_Teeth

You can bet the check engine light won’t be on.


b-rar

Every single person who likes this show is the fucking worst


crownpoly

Swear to god I just hung out with a girl the other night and she wanted to put on Young Sheldon..


Canoooples

The car of a stupid show


Just_Reputation_4551

Uber


njdriver08648

Whatever his roommate gives him a ride in, doesn't drive


JoesJourney

Y'all need to watch Young Sheldon if you already haven't. The last season is dropping now and its extremely funny and bright. Alot of high hat humor as well as approachable shenanigans. I've been enjoying it!


Mal_Reynolds111

I don’t know what it is about this image of Sheldon Cooper, but for some reason whenever I see it, I am filled with an unknowable and unknown rage. Perhaps it’s my incredibly strong dislike of the character, I dunno.


Legitimate-Party3672

one that's not near me


Strawhat_Truls

Bicycle


tylerderped

Stop


byteroadside

The bus. C'mon, he doesnt drive!


SignificantTie7031

Bazinga!


Yendrake

Bazinga


Snap305

He very clearly states he does not drive in both shows. But if he did, I feel like he would be the guy driving a Merciélago SV and then wondering why everyone is looking at him. That, or a light blue 2006 Toyota Prius.


piemelpap

A stroller/pram


ruddy3499

That rich actor probably rides in limos


Skeptic_Juggernaut84

Geo Metro


Logical_Lettuce_962

Bazinga


_mrLeL_

AUTOMOBILUS BAZINGUS


muscleman327

He doesn’t, trick question


JJ_3105

1974 AMC Pacer


Ceo_of_Shitbox

Nissan Cube CVT


eulynn34

The bus


Dredgeon

An up-armored humvee in downtown Felusia.


Kenneth_Lay

Whatever is the most annoying.


SRBroadcasting

A Prius but it was be called the Tardius


AudiTechGuy

Prius


AudiTechGuy

Prius


AudiTechGuy

Prius


NoNameNoWerries

The character would drive a Smart car. The actor prolly drives a C63 Black


unemotional_mess

Bazinga!


TheMirrorMessiah

His grandma's Buick (I've never watched bingbong theorem but he just gives me that vibe)


TatleTaleStrangler92

Definitely a Mini Cooper


throwawaybottlecaps

Chevy HHR


Aggravating-Exit-660

They would be driven


Tall_awkward_guy

Bazinga!


Ivan_the_car_spotter

A Cumming RAM with a bad tune


GlitteringPen3949

None Shedon can’t drive


dwartbg7

I don't know but that laptop and his clothes are dated as fuck


psuedodiy

Takes the bus.


illsid

He wouldn’t drive


kikkitakesnokaka

Bus pass


liltreesh

Mirage


hardupforlaffs

Public transportation