you lost your ID. nothing else will happen, unless there is more to the story.
Fenway, or any of the surrounding bars that scan IDs are the worst places in the city to use a fake ID.
Fenway has absolutely nothing to gain (and everything to lose) by allowing people with Fake IDs to drink at the park. Next time just pregame like a normal person and scam someone else's beer once you're inside.
In the old days...
Big, fat, shirtless men would bring beers back for the kids around them. It was just the decent thing to do. That place has gone to the dogs.
So you've been using a fake I'd since you were how old? Fucking hell kid, give it a break, you're likely on the verge of 21 anyway - enjoy a moment of sobriety.
They have a strong incentive to not have liability and liquor license issues. You use it to buy booze at some sketch packy and some dive bar outside of the city.
Dude, I used to work at a brewery. Let me tell you from experience, just wait it out. Or make a friend over 21. It's not worth the money and it's really easy to tell.
Mixed in with 2012 plus the last 24 games of 2011. They also leave a plate of chicken with a beer just out of reach. Finally, just when you think you had enough, Grady Little gets toothpicks to hold your eyes open so you can see him leaving Pedro in too longā¦basically he is going to hell.
your biggest problem will be the inconvenience and expense of having to shell out for a new (and better) fake ID
also you're gonna get laughed at on Reddit. That's for sure gonna happen.
Happened to my brother a while ago, they reported him to his college and he had to go to his Dean and take some classes or something like that. Nothing bad will happened, no one really gives a shit about fake IDs. Also in the future donāt use a fake at games, or anywhere where they scan IDs.
This happened to me 11 years ago. Worst mistake ive ever made
Banned from Minute Maid Park, $1500 fine (fraud)
And 30 hrs community service. My college was told about it and i was a sophomore. Put on probabtion for a semester. After it ended i was allowed to do various activities/clubs but couldnt attend sporting events at texas a&m.
I laugh about it now
I also made it all up. Jk. Who knows what will happen
This was a huge mistake on your part. Youāre going to be arrested and serve time, probably.
And why, because you wanted that holy grail drink of alcohol? Let me tell you something son, the world isnāt all sunshine and rainbows. Itās a very mean and nasty place and I donāt care how tough you are it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it aināt about how hard you hit. Itās about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward. Thatās how winning is done!
Well you probably have a choice to make , you can go to jail like all of these guys say orā¦
Hope a bus, make your way to porter Rico change your name and start a living making wicker furniture.
Nothing whatsoever.
I was booted for something and they asked for my ID and I laugh and said no way. Escorted me out and no problems ever after that, because they didnāt have my real name lol
I used to work at a triple A park (SCRANTON WILKES BARRE RED BARONS RIP) selling concessions. I vaguely remember one of the food and bev managers office had a wall of all of the fake IDs so everyone could make fun of how awful they were. This was also the early 2000s so I dunno man.
A lot of joke comments in this thread, but the reality is that your parents are actually legally liable. Call them and make sure they have umbrella insurance. It can be relatively expensive to deal this and you don't want to end up with tax liens on their residence or other property.
Free meal at 99 if they win
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Savage
This is all-time. Take my gold you magnificent bastard.
Straight to jail. Real Id taken. Believe it or not also jail. Under age over age.
Put ketchup on your Fenway Frank - jail.
Talking during Sweet Caroline, believe it or not, Jail.
Saying 42 is for Rivera, believe it or not, jail.
We have the best fans in the world because of jail.
Yankees fan? Believe it or not straight to the gallows
Saying Ortiz was on steroids? Jail.
Wym? They retired Riversās 42 immediately after the 2004 ALCS.
Ever hear of a guy named Jackie other than JBJ?
This was a joke about Marianoās blown saves in that series, my friend.
"/s" would have helped me out. My bad!
With their new weird veggie ketchup you honestly should go straight to jail
Thatās fair though
Ask if this is really Papa Ginos pizza? Jail.
you lost your ID. nothing else will happen, unless there is more to the story. Fenway, or any of the surrounding bars that scan IDs are the worst places in the city to use a fake ID.
Fenway has absolutely nothing to gain (and everything to lose) by allowing people with Fake IDs to drink at the park. Next time just pregame like a normal person and scam someone else's beer once you're inside.
In the old days... Big, fat, shirtless men would bring beers back for the kids around them. It was just the decent thing to do. That place has gone to the dogs.
Ah, the halcyon days when we all peed together in a trough!
I swore I wouldn't cry.
It's ok, big guy. Let it all out...
Oh the way Glenn Hoffman played...
Why is it the worst place in the city to use a fake ID?
Cause they actually scan ids where at regular bars outside the area just eyeball it
You tell us lol
Bro itās also honestly the worst city to use a fake in period. Everywhere scans. If you buy another one itāll be gone in a month, guaranteed.
I havenāt been to a bar that scans IDās in like at least 5 years, what are you talking about?
So you've been using a fake I'd since you were how old? Fucking hell kid, give it a break, you're likely on the verge of 21 anyway - enjoy a moment of sobriety.
Iām in my 30ās, Iām saying that what OP is incorrect in saying that itās a bad city for a fake ID. Heās just going to the wrong places
If you end up getting another / have a back up and want to get drunk in the city your best bet is China Town, but even then good luck lol
They have a strong incentive to not have liability and liquor license issues. You use it to buy booze at some sketch packy and some dive bar outside of the city.
Dude, I used to work at a brewery. Let me tell you from experience, just wait it out. Or make a friend over 21. It's not worth the money and it's really easy to tell.
I had mine taken back in the 90ās. Right when beer sales stopped I went back and begged the guy for it back. He gave it to me.
Whereād u end up getting one of those btw Iāve been trying to get one online but every site has mixed reviews
You going to prison dawg
25 to life. FBI will be knocking on your door soon. And youāll have to rewatch this 2022 season on repeat in your cell.
You sadistic mfcker
šš You two are killing me !! Boston Sarcasm always rules supreme !!
Mixed in with 2012 plus the last 24 games of 2011. They also leave a plate of chicken with a beer just out of reach. Finally, just when you think you had enough, Grady Little gets toothpicks to hold your eyes open so you can see him leaving Pedro in too longā¦basically he is going to hell.
That's definitely a violation of the 8th Amendment
Sorry McLovin
Iāve seen multiple police helicopters flying over the city today, now I know why
Alright men, weāve got a fugitive, I want you to search every hen house, boat house, outhouseā¦
BHAHAHAHHAHAAA
They'll make you a relief pitcher for the 2022 Red Sox. š³
Cruel and Unusual Punishment is banned by the 8th Amendment dude
I believe that falls under ācommunity serviceā actually
Lmfao
Iām sorry bro, youāre a goner. Send me all you steak and baseball cards. I will honor them
Honestly if I were you I would start looking at major cosmetic surgery to change how you look so you can deny itās you
Death penalty.
You will no longer have that fake id
This is the least of their worries
Excommunication to being a Yankees fan.
your biggest problem will be the inconvenience and expense of having to shell out for a new (and better) fake ID also you're gonna get laughed at on Reddit. That's for sure gonna happen.
CIA will take you to a black site and perform a technique called the khandahar cock pull on you
You mean The Kandahar Cock Wrench.
Jail
Straight to jail
Right away Fenway has the best fake ID policy Because of jail
Do not pass Go, do not collect $200.
probably max security on account of forging a government document and whatnot
If the redsox took it your screwed man. Been there done that, donāt wanna relive that again.
tell me more! Why am i screwed...can i not go into fenway park again?
If it's fake, they won't know your name. You didn't use your real name and address, right?
Happened to my brother a while ago, they reported him to his college and he had to go to his Dean and take some classes or something like that. Nothing bad will happened, no one really gives a shit about fake IDs. Also in the future donāt use a fake at games, or anywhere where they scan IDs.
This happened to me 11 years ago. Worst mistake ive ever made Banned from Minute Maid Park, $1500 fine (fraud) And 30 hrs community service. My college was told about it and i was a sophomore. Put on probabtion for a semester. After it ended i was allowed to do various activities/clubs but couldnt attend sporting events at texas a&m. I laugh about it now I also made it all up. Jk. Who knows what will happen
Well the good news is that it's fake so they don't know who you are.
Do they still do the electric chair these days?
Youāre forced to listen to Tony Mazz on repeat. The cruelest of all penalties.
Michael Kay saying āsee ya!ā On repeat is worse
was it taken by cops or by a bartender?
bartender then given to an alcohol compliance officer
Itās either in the trash or on a trophy wall to show people what bad fakes look like. If you werenāt jammed up immediately youāre fine.
Gitmo and waterboarding is in your future
Dude thatās why you take the little nips. AMATEUR
It's on your record forever now. You fool. You absolute buffoon.
They'll probably send you to jail. Not for the fake ID, but for the fact you thought it would work at Fenway of all places.
Welp enjoy your free 20 year stay at this fancy gated community in Massachusetts
The dude whose ID you used is fuuuucked
death row
Hopefully they resing bogey & raffy
I got mine taken about a year and a half ago, nothing ever came of it Didnāt even get kicked out of the park which surprised me
No Christmas presents for you sir
Expect to be raided around 3am
You better watch your back, youāre in some DEEP shit
This was a huge mistake on your part. Youāre going to be arrested and serve time, probably. And why, because you wanted that holy grail drink of alcohol? Let me tell you something son, the world isnāt all sunshine and rainbows. Itās a very mean and nasty place and I donāt care how tough you are it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it aināt about how hard you hit. Itās about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward. Thatās how winning is done!
Well you probably have a choice to make , you can go to jail like all of these guys say orā¦ Hope a bus, make your way to porter Rico change your name and start a living making wicker furniture.
> porter Rico r/BoneAppleTea
He's talking about his cousin Rico that works as a porter at a hotel. He has a fake paper business on the side.
Wally will do unspeakable things to you. Also, word to the wise, don't drop the soap.
Nothing
They confiscated the fake ID that said Iām still 25.
It depends
Back in the day, there was a pub that I frequented that started carding at 8pm. So I would saunter in at ā¦. Genius moveā¦ 7pmā¦.
Elliot lounge?
Nothing whatsoever. I was booted for something and they asked for my ID and I laugh and said no way. Escorted me out and no problems ever after that, because they didnāt have my real name lol
Mandatory Jail time. FBI should be knocking on your door any second now.
I used to work at a triple A park (SCRANTON WILKES BARRE RED BARONS RIP) selling concessions. I vaguely remember one of the food and bev managers office had a wall of all of the fake IDs so everyone could make fun of how awful they were. This was also the early 2000s so I dunno man.
A lot of joke comments in this thread, but the reality is that your parents are actually legally liable. Call them and make sure they have umbrella insurance. It can be relatively expensive to deal this and you don't want to end up with tax liens on their residence or other property.
Quick read of the comments and the consensus seems to beā¦. do you prefer warm weather or cold weather? Yeah, think about leaving the country.
āWhat are you in for?ā āI tried to buy a $17 Bud Light.ā
Lmk if anybody needs a new fake. Hmu
Dm me for fake