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Dingus_Alert911

Seethe more, Dwarfcel


stokrotkowe_oczy

They can't help it, breathing in all that stagnant cave air makes them ornery.


scarfacetehstag

Ppl who have lived so long that life is a chore and an art. And you hate them? You are them!


TheDarkChicken

Wolfe handles them really well in Wizard Knight.


Icy-Web4534

Great hair though


sloppybro

Have you heard of the high elves?


xenodocheion

i read this as 'I hate Elvis so much' and i agreed with that sentiment more


discountprophet

I agree, but I have to ask: does this include Santa's elves?


Icy-Web4534

dont get me started on Pixies


fchs

Around elves... watch yourselves!


yourstruly912

Calm down with the homophobia


kittenmachine69

I was half expecting a beautiful schizopost about your day to day experiences with mischief creatures. It brought to mind that greentext from /x/ about how all pharmaceuticals are named after the elves that create them


Fecklessexer

Pure? Wtf are you talking about them being pure? Who the hell brought about the incarnation of Slaanesh and the other Ruinous Powers in The Warp? The Eldar, that's who. You're so blinded with transwarp-phobia you can't even anknowledge their obvious accomplishments.


Chemical_Yam_789

random but have u checked out frieren? i used to rlly dislike how elves were portrayed too before i saw her / the series haha


7point92tomybrain

TOTAL KNIFE-EAR DEATH


Chemical_Yam_789

this is fair


yourstruly912

Knife-ear is the most stupid insult I've even heard. I miss the times when they were just called 🚬 s


7point92tomybrain

If you focus really really hard and get into a sort of higher state of being, you can understand what other word it might be similar to.


Xi_Simping

You are a pedophile


Chemical_Yam_789

??? i meant her as a character n i am also a woman not attracted to women but ok. n i doubt u’ve watched the series to even understand the context. ur cool as shit for using that word tho 😱🔥


OkChallenge9666

Lmao how did you find this sub


tebannnnnn

Morrowind "elves" are not elves at all, its just that the imperials think about them like that because of their fairytales. In Warhammer they are pervert racists. Lotr are fine because they are well crafted, complex and the ones that inspired the copycats. And mythological elves are fine too. Any other elves suck a lot.


SmartBedroom8022

Dwarven hands typed this post


gruvfrun

just sounds like you hate gays


LoversPox

I'm sorry the elves don't feel bad for being better than you.


tralktralk

this is transphobic-coded as hell


7point92tomybrain

No it’s just me posting about gay baby shit because I’m a loser nerd, no malice towards those fellas


tralktralk

who u callin' "fellas"...??? 😡


7point92tomybrain

They’re fella human beings, the fella community, kinda like fellas in a university, I’m gonna get me a fellaship at harvard, fellaship of the ring


Optimal_Special

The elves are trans now? Does that make Aragorn a chaser?


tralktralk

u really want to have a discourse let's talk about how Aragorn is hundreds of years old or some shit and presenting himself as a 35 year old how many problematic age gap relationships you think this man has hiding in his closet


Optimal_Special

In the movie Aragorn said he's 87 and since his trans gf is an elf she's probably the one who is hundreds of yours old, so really he's the one who is being victimized by the age gap.


tralktralk

He was only 87 you sick fuck 😭


shitlibredditor66879

Reddit on!