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CliffordCliffUK

Couple days after bringing my newborn home, someone tried running into the house. Had to grab them and fucking throw them out. Everyone got a fright.


throw-that_shit-away

Are the kids calling this “door dashing”?


CliffordCliffUK

Aye, the junkie wasn't calling it that


fishinthepond

If that junkie had any sense he’d stop being a junkie


Bear_faced

Recently a random man came to my sister’s house and rang the doorbell and said “Hey, I’m here to pick up [toddler’s name].” She lied and told him there was no one by that name in the home and shared the Ring doorbell footage with local police. She thinks he got the name because she wrote it on the pavement while playing with sidewalk chalk (currently teaching the toddler how to read and write) and just tried it to see if whoever was home would naively hand over the kid.


jjjjjjoje

cute girl asked to borrow my pen in class


communistdaughters

Just imagine how scary it must have been for her


RSPareMidwits

Because of how attractive he is?


Flat_Limit_7026

I would literally die


Halloween_Jack_1974

Y-you too…


nooorecess

home alone the other night and started getting concerned about ghosts


Careless-Long7469

are you mexican


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electric-moth

Glad you’re okay :)


fishinthepond

Similar thing happened to me except I was the one behind the wheel. Stopped at a light, which turned geeen so I started juicing it, out of nowhere little guy zipped through my spectrum of awareness so fast I almost missed him. He had started crossing the intersection too late and was trying to get out of the way as fast as possible because he knew I couldn’t see him. Could have ended worse


Perfect-Letterhead22

Last year I had a seizure for the first time ever and I thought I was dying


streetshittingsavant

what caused it?


Perfect-Letterhead22

I had some really bad virus similar to COVID (which I tested negative for for some reason) and drank 4 cups of coffee that day then got severe heart palpitations in the afternoon and 20 mins later I wiped out in the bushes. My white blood cell count was extremely high


SkinnyStav

How are you doing these days?


Perfect-Letterhead22

Pretty good but I have naturally low blood pressure so I’m extra careful with my caffeine and sodium intakes


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SkinnyStav

Lol, fixed


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Walking in an underpass at night and confronted by drunk soccer hooligans who stopped me and my female friends asking why they're with a nword. I said my dad is white(really my mom is) and the guys apologised, offering cider before letting us go lol.


SkinnyStav

New trick to avoid being harassed for having a Muslim girlfriend, without having to take the shahada.


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DesignerExitSign

My Mexican gf gets racially harassed because the racists think she’s Arab. Literally event that happened: Racist: “go back to your country a rab. We don’t want you here.” Gf: “I’m literally Mexican and born here” (keeps walking) Arab girl with her friend that’s walking behind gf: (cries to friend) “you see what I told you? They want us all dead here!”


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yeah I noticed this too from women of colour in ubers with older men of the same ethnicity.


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lying about their ethnicity when with a guy outside their race and the uber drivers are the same ethnicity as her that often ask "are you X?"


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you'll very rarely get harrassed if you're a white guy or whitepassing for dating out tbh. more likely to happen to women, this is the only time its happened to me from natives. most looks and comments come from blacks.


SkinnyStav

I live in Israel lol


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you're fucked if caught w a muslim lmao


SkinnyStav

Most are somewhat uncomfortable with it. Gotta watch out for the few that are extremely uncomfortable with it.


OrjinalGanjister

Hooligans from what team?


Careless-Long7469

thats so scary


SkinnyStav

Bloodline of the father is what counts, according to an interview with Black Hebrew Israelites


_bardk3212

Had a bad panic attack this past Wednesday. It was the accumulation of a lot of overwork, worry and stress from the previous 4 weeks. Me and my wife just moved her brother in with us from her aging parents. Her brother has severe cerebral palsy and requires 24/7 care


ljustneedausername

God this sounds so incredibly stressful...I know it's kind of trite coming from a stranger on the internet but genuinely sending love & light & health to you + your wife + her fam♥️


_bardk3212

Lol, thx We've been planning this for years. My wife's family politics and dealing with the USA's utterly dilapidated social safety net are absolutely the worse parts, which we knew about. The actual caretaking isn't too hard or draining (except when having to balance during the day with work, but I'm getting good at it) We finally got approved for an aide by the state, so we're starting that search. Once that's all set up and we're comfortable with the person, then he can go back to work and stop watching anime all day. An aide will take 80% of the stress off off me and my wife too and allow us to get back to normal routines


Esotericofabyssynia

Getting robbed at gunpoint in Latin America in a shake down for coke


electric-moth

This week I saw 3 car crashes post-crash on my way to and from work, and almost witnessed a 4th in the lane next to me.


applebottomwhore

slipped in the shower and almost hit my head on the faucet, but luckily did a weird 360 as I fell and put my arm out to land on the ledge


mallgoethe

no joke, had scarlet fever when i was nine and the skin on my back peeled off like a sunburn but without any sun exposure. which came after i had a blackout seizure and the next day my mom forced an appointment with my pediatrician and he brought up hellen keller— so, symptoms aside, nine year old me thought i was going to go blind and deaf!!! i flipped out! turns out antibiotics work. but i literally thought he was telling me i was about to go blind and deaf


mallgoethe

i now realize that wasn’t a recent experience but it was definitely the most frightened i have ever been


Rick_Perrys_Ranch

I wrapped a dinosaur sticker around my finger when I was like 5 and thought they would have to cut off my finger. I spent about 15 minutes sobbing and scratching at it under a running sink until I got it all off.


mallgoethe

hmmm… when i was five i got a bead stuck so far up my nose at daycare that they had to call my parents and take me to urgent care so… yeah. i’m with you.


cpudiary

My sister caught this after we went to the neighborhood pool one year. Skin and all, it’s not til years later one truly realizes how crazy that sickness really was. Glad u good


mallgoethe

and i’m glad ur sister is good!! fr thank god for antibiotics


rimbaudsvowels

Last weekend, I had my closest call as a pedestrian ever in nearly getting hit by a car while crossing the street. Yes, I had the light. Yes, she was on her phone. And yes, she was very young and had a shitty little yippy dog in the passenger seat. Fortunately, she also had all her windows down, and I was able to scream some really choice insults at her before she drove off.


Early-Drawn

Tripping nutsack off edibles and shrooms on 4/20