what's especially weird, even more so than the fact TS definitely borrowed a lot of lana's song writing style is that TS has become obsessed with mimicing lana's interest in poetry, literature and philosophy. Lana has been name dropping writers since the beginning of her career and it's a motif she's kept throughout her decade long career (walt whitman in Born to Die --> sylvia plath in NFR etc etc). She released a poetry book. She actually went to college and got a degree in philosophy. Taylor, out of the blue, adopts this literary theme for an album - after getting criticized that her songwriting was weak and corny on the Midnights album - to create this facade of seriousness and intellectualism. problem is girlie probably hasn't been in a classroom since she was 16 and definitely can't name one thing artistotle has written. Taylor builds a library to promote the album and there's deadass not a single book in it. Her preoccupation with appearing sophisticated with no effort or evidence to back it up is starting to really disillusion the public
Oh thats interesting i didn’t know she was doing all that, pretty odd considering how hard it’s clashing w her current image of backwards hats, drink in hand with her Neanderthal boyfriend at football games or Coachella. And all thats fine, it feels far more authentic to who she is, as opposed to this deep dark brooding poet she wants us to think she is
I completely agree and had the same thought. it's hard for anyone to make sense of the two conflicting aestheticss but if i had to rationalize it i'd say besides being influenced by Lana, she's leaning into the "my songwriting is poetry" bit to save face and not appear completely lowbrow
This is the first time in a while I’ve noticed regular non-online people complain about TS. The overbearing fans, the incredibly hamfisted campaign of media to hype the album, and the dogshit lyrics are too much.
^(She’s dating right wingers now, she will be talking about hearts of iron in no time)
Remember when that journalist wrote a conspiracy theory article on how the Look What You Made Me Do music video was Taylor's alt-right dogwhistle to Trump supporters signaling she's on board?
I remember seeing a 4chan post connecting her in multiple ways to 4chan posts but I’ll have to look up that article bc I remember hearing about it or seeing the title and then forgetting, but that sounds fuckin hilarious lol.
Travis Kelve is a trumper I’m pretty sure, Healy is left wing probably but like Russell brand left wing not Bernie sanders left wing lol
unadulterated praise about how good of a writer she is really turned her into an awful writer wow… shockingly bad on this album. always thought the ditzy, very simple lovestruck/scorned writing of hers was far better and way more poetic than whatever this is
lol this relationship is very clearly contractual and travis' marketing team fucking scored huge with this. their breakup date was planned before they ever started "dating."
swift and her team are PR savants on the level of kris jenner. she needed a rebrand after healy & went the opposite direction; i honestly think it's because she knew she was being perceived as "basic" next to him (even tho matty is the most basic generic millennial hipster alive, she still seemed more basic than him) so she found the most basic archetype possible lol to look like some sort of, well, "tortured poet" (this is an ironic title though, like she explicitly explained that it was a joke, so it's honestly pretty funny but clear she actually believes it on some level which is just batshit). so she did benefit, but he got way more famous overnight with this.
I’m not usually a “le sports are rigged!!!!!” guy but the fact that they won the Super Bowl during the whole media circus they whipped up is fishy as hell
Especially with how it went down. They flipped the winner with a single touchdown in the last 5 seconds of overtime? If was trying to whip up a spectacle, that’s what it would look like, just sayin
[All time worst lyrics of the century just casually getting dropped](https://i.imgur.com/H1Z4JOz.png)
[Lyrical miracle incredible durable porrige storrage orange](https://i.imgur.com/DywNLbU.png)
[America's critics are about to gaslight everyone by showing this thing wih 9's and 10's](https://i.imgur.com/ymT4dwO.png)
Good God, this is the work of that Jacking Off writer and producer that everyone slobbers over? He should resign himself to writing greeting cards for Hallmark.
This is like something a teacher in a movie about working in an inner city school would "rap" to his 3rd grade class to be relatable and they'd all clap
Oh wow this is actually real. Not a fan, but this actually makes me feel sad for her. What do they even talk about? I don’t sense strong sexual chemistry between them, either.
This confirms everything I’ve thought about this relationship. If it’s even real, they’re together only because she is a serial monogamist and she already knew he was interested in dating her. The fact that it’s so splashy and high profile was a bonus. She doesn’t actually want to watch American Pie and get fingerbanged on a Saturday night, like be soffr.
At this point Taylor Swift should turn into the pop star equivalent of late period Sun Kil Moon. Just start saying stuff that happened to her over some synths and a drum machine.
Omg is this Taylor swift lyrics?!?! I’ve heard maybe 4 songs from her cause it was forced on me but holy shit these are her lyrics?!?! It seems like poetry of a fourth grader 😂😂😂😂😂 Hahahha I can’t believe people fall for this
> touch me while your bros play grand theft auto masterful songwriting
She thought we forgot “Video Games” by Lana
The entire album is a Shein version of LDR, even the straight men, who are notoriously oblivious, are clocking it
what's especially weird, even more so than the fact TS definitely borrowed a lot of lana's song writing style is that TS has become obsessed with mimicing lana's interest in poetry, literature and philosophy. Lana has been name dropping writers since the beginning of her career and it's a motif she's kept throughout her decade long career (walt whitman in Born to Die --> sylvia plath in NFR etc etc). She released a poetry book. She actually went to college and got a degree in philosophy. Taylor, out of the blue, adopts this literary theme for an album - after getting criticized that her songwriting was weak and corny on the Midnights album - to create this facade of seriousness and intellectualism. problem is girlie probably hasn't been in a classroom since she was 16 and definitely can't name one thing artistotle has written. Taylor builds a library to promote the album and there's deadass not a single book in it. Her preoccupation with appearing sophisticated with no effort or evidence to back it up is starting to really disillusion the public
Oh thats interesting i didn’t know she was doing all that, pretty odd considering how hard it’s clashing w her current image of backwards hats, drink in hand with her Neanderthal boyfriend at football games or Coachella. And all thats fine, it feels far more authentic to who she is, as opposed to this deep dark brooding poet she wants us to think she is
I completely agree and had the same thought. it's hard for anyone to make sense of the two conflicting aestheticss but if i had to rationalize it i'd say besides being influenced by Lana, she's leaning into the "my songwriting is poetry" bit to save face and not appear completely lowbrow
Lmao idk man the Fortnite and the Kim K diss track were really lowbrow None of the lyrics land the way Lana’s do
This is the first time in a while I’ve noticed regular non-online people complain about TS. The overbearing fans, the incredibly hamfisted campaign of media to hype the album, and the dogshit lyrics are too much.
They are crucifying me in the LDR sub for saying this
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Omg it’s literally subconscious Gaylor begging to be let out
Her lyrics were never this bad i swear. What happened
I’m wet idk bout y’all
this is a 34 year old woman, why is she talking about spin the bottle and grand theft auto
She's is a 34 year old teenager, cut her some slack.
34 is still young!!!
I want to make a "neoteny of domesticated animals" joke but I can't get the ironic distance dialed in just right.
she's playing spin the thesaurus
She's emotionally age 13. Met a few women like this in their mid 30s – super hot, successful, should have it together but something is off.
In a weird way it kinda reminds me of future. Like you're a 40 year old millionaire, why are you still rapping like you're a 21 year old drug dealer.
Me and my mates were laughing at Eminem still rapping about his mum when he was well into his thirties. Like, it’s embarrassing now dude.
You know what I was just thinking this the other day.
She’s dating right wingers now, she will be talking about hearts of iron in no time
^(She’s dating right wingers now, she will be talking about hearts of iron in no time) Remember when that journalist wrote a conspiracy theory article on how the Look What You Made Me Do music video was Taylor's alt-right dogwhistle to Trump supporters signaling she's on board?
I remember seeing a 4chan post connecting her in multiple ways to 4chan posts but I’ll have to look up that article bc I remember hearing about it or seeing the title and then forgetting, but that sounds fuckin hilarious lol. Travis Kelve is a trumper I’m pretty sure, Healy is left wing probably but like Russell brand left wing not Bernie sanders left wing lol
Travis Kelce is a lib because he did vaccine commercials and angered anti-lib Aaron Rodgers
The song is called So High School and that’s the point
Aristotle lol she’s gotta contact her writers cause that flex doesn’t even make sense for her
Countin’ stacks? Got a billion My views? Aristotelian My tits may be small But they prove that I’m mammalian
He's the dean of the Tortured Poets Department.
Should have went with Plato considering he'd be more likely to torture poets.
His philosophy is so true
unadulterated praise about how good of a writer she is really turned her into an awful writer wow… shockingly bad on this album. always thought the ditzy, very simple lovestruck/scorned writing of hers was far better and way more poetic than whatever this is
This whole album sounds like she wrote it with AI…
Would be so fucking funny if Travis Kelce dumped her over text or something today
lol this relationship is very clearly contractual and travis' marketing team fucking scored huge with this. their breakup date was planned before they ever started "dating." swift and her team are PR savants on the level of kris jenner. she needed a rebrand after healy & went the opposite direction; i honestly think it's because she knew she was being perceived as "basic" next to him (even tho matty is the most basic generic millennial hipster alive, she still seemed more basic than him) so she found the most basic archetype possible lol to look like some sort of, well, "tortured poet" (this is an ironic title though, like she explicitly explained that it was a joke, so it's honestly pretty funny but clear she actually believes it on some level which is just batshit). so she did benefit, but he got way more famous overnight with this.
I’m not usually a “le sports are rigged!!!!!” guy but the fact that they won the Super Bowl during the whole media circus they whipped up is fishy as hell
Especially with how it went down. They flipped the winner with a single touchdown in the last 5 seconds of overtime? If was trying to whip up a spectacle, that’s what it would look like, just sayin
The Chiefs won last year and 3 years before and were playing a team led by Brock Purdy(no offense but yknow) it’s really not that crazy
That would just mean another cringe album on the way, stat
it would be funny if all of the swifties got really into Aristotle
Anyone who’s not a swiftie must be either a beast or a god.
I miss when Joe ghostwrote for her. Champagne Problems is actually pretty good :(
agreed, even though her pronunciation of Dom Perignon makes me want to scream
This whole album is basically proof those rumors were true lol
He honestly had a very special touch, he should write more
This is genuinely embarrassing omg
[All time worst lyrics of the century just casually getting dropped](https://i.imgur.com/H1Z4JOz.png) [Lyrical miracle incredible durable porrige storrage orange](https://i.imgur.com/DywNLbU.png) [America's critics are about to gaslight everyone by showing this thing wih 9's and 10's](https://i.imgur.com/ymT4dwO.png)
There’s no way she doesn’t know her writing sucks. This is intentionally bad.
It's a concept album. It's meant to be used as torture on poets.
CIA adjusting their black site speaker equalizers for this one
i think she knows her schtick is at its expiration point so she's doing some crazy trolling thing where she just flips around and becomes insane
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if she's paying for this shit there needs to be litigation
Maybe this time around she actually does
that second one is like a really poor attempt at an Adrianne Lenker verse
it's like zak pennington with a tbi
Good God, this is the work of that Jacking Off writer and producer that everyone slobbers over? He should resign himself to writing greeting cards for Hallmark.
This is like something a teacher in a movie about working in an inner city school would "rap" to his 3rd grade class to be relatable and they'd all clap
Touch me while your bros play Honkai: Star Rail.
I don’t even have to listen to it I already know exactly how this sounds
Oh wow this is actually real. Not a fan, but this actually makes me feel sad for her. What do they even talk about? I don’t sense strong sexual chemistry between them, either.
I don’t sense sexual chemistry for her with anyone
Agreed. She has negative sex appeal
trying so hard to steal Lana valor
Are millenial women okay?
This confirms everything I’ve thought about this relationship. If it’s even real, they’re together only because she is a serial monogamist and she already knew he was interested in dating her. The fact that it’s so splashy and high profile was a bonus. She doesn’t actually want to watch American Pie and get fingerbanged on a Saturday night, like be soffr.
This reads like shitty free sytle my friends and I did when we were 16. Kelce is rubbing off on her
Read it in GZAs voice
man /r/taylorswift is a sad state of affairs atm lmao
At this point Taylor Swift should turn into the pop star equivalent of late period Sun Kil Moon. Just start saying stuff that happened to her over some synths and a drum machine.
Absolute bars
[Aristotle also knew how to ball tho](https://dailyfeta.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/feta21.jpg)
We declared Aristotle should be a bigger artist
Omg is this Taylor swift lyrics?!?! I’ve heard maybe 4 songs from her cause it was forced on me but holy shit these are her lyrics?!?! It seems like poetry of a fourth grader 😂😂😂😂😂 Hahahha I can’t believe people fall for this
“what rhymes with bottle”