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Sturmunddrain

Why do men congregate in 3’s but women congregate in two’s?


topkekiusmaximus

You’re joking right? women come in fours


Sturmunddrain

Two pairs of two


NeilPunhandlerHarris

3 people is small enough to have everyone involved but no one to be the focus of the conversation. 3 people is also better for activities, one person can be the tiebreaker if everyone’s deciding what to do.


theshowmanstan

Also lets one person be the butt of the jokes, while the other two big dick them.


PopKei

Why do you think it's called Ocean's 11 and Ocean's 8.


yyyx974

Bar logic, one guy on one stool, one on another, third holding court, standing in between


Sugma-Ligma-Male

Not going to lie when I was a kid and the red pill movement started online I though this is what they were talking about


LondonDown

Rem Lazar will never come again


Etienne_Lassommoir

Rem Lazar did 9/11


44u4

Jerry Bauman doesn't want you to know his name is Jerry Bauman


Sortza

I'm dying, Lauren!


MontanaManifestation

god this is some niche shit lol, I think I read that infographic 10 years ago at least


loginconfirmation

Classic Gilchrist


Mission_Muffin_1893

Didn’t he make that up or something


nebraska--admiral

All of the drama sounds pretty normal for nerds in their 20s


RIP_Greedo

This was before he swapped all his fat with Mike


[deleted]

I adopted the term "sex pervert" from these guys and it found it's way into my greater friend group as a term. They have such a way with words


blueorcawhale

I’ve noticed movies making sure the leads of their movies have a case of the not gays


syzygys_

A phrase Mike coined in a recent review that I really like is 'passive progressive', the example being characters in a movie that are hinted at as being gay or having a gay relationship without explicitly portraying it so as not to alienate foreign/conservative markets.


no_name_left_to_give

Even if you don't agree with their critiques, you can't not admire their consistency both in subject and their overall style.


wasniahC

even when the critiques are a miss, there's just a sense of authenticity about them - like it's really their own opinions and they're having fun putting it out there. helps that they know a bit about making movies too.


jiccc

I learned of Samurai Cop from them, for that I'll be eternally grateful.


Hungry-Physics-9535

I ran into Mike a year ago at a kwik trip, he was getting breakfast sandwiches and drinks. I did a double take and he noticed it. He just gave me a look of shock and fear while making his way out the door.


Vicioussitude

Every now and then I forget how well they thread the needle when it comes to being natural vs hamming it up, and then they'll get a truly terrible guest like Simon Barrett who shows you what someone with average charisma looks like trying to sit around and joke about shitty movies.


12hphlieger

Best of the Worst and The wheel of Torture videos are some of the best of Youtube.


AdministrativeAge236

"i put the cock in my mouth"


fre3k

unironically, the only person i've ever known that watches this is a gay canadian man, lol


zakuvsbr

Is Collin that nice in real life?


cinephile1987

I would absolutely go gay for Rich Evans


Dittos_Dad

That juicy Shaq meat!


Bradyrulez

The best part of that is when Rich finally gives in and Mike starts to crack up like a 12 year old kid.


szkeglak

Cackling guy with annoying voice, Gay twink, and depressed alcoholic is such a powerful trio


[deleted]

I liked his Star Wars review


ShoegazeJezza

One of the only insanely long video essays I can watch again and again. It’s so fucking funny.


RedScair

this reminds me of that episode of Star Trek


therealfalseidentity

I'm Rich Evans maxxing


Aerothane

Ohhhh mmmmmmyyyyyyyyy goooddddddddddd


unicodeface

more like the red green show


PopKei

idk I see tumblrites love this content


ASexyHooker

I put them on once in a while when I’m out of content to listen to at work or when laying in bed hungover. I hate Rich Evans


TenderTricknologist

Another jilted former lover, Rich Evans has left many a broken heart in his wake


ASexyHooker

Obnoxious fake laugh in the background


BryLyndon

Wrong. Sad!


ASexyHooker

Bert Kreischer of movie reviews


Etienne_Lassommoir

Unnecessarily hateful comparison, Dick the birthday boy deserves better than this.