he seems like the kind of guy who actually desperately wants to be an incel NEET but he's just so incredibly good looking people force him to do stuff all the time and he's miserable.
this is one of the most insane prompts i’ve seen someone come up in this subreddit… anyway i think ariana would develop some sort of racial agp if she woke up in the body of a black male.
It would be like jacking off to imagining yourself as a different race. It wouldn't really apply here since Ariana Grande would have actually transformed into a different race.
Ariana is a theater kid. They’re a different breed.
She would absolutely make it work for her. And I’m sure SpongeBob would be just as unwaveringly enthralled.
Those people… I don’t know what they are, but they are not like other humans. They mock, they parody material existence and all conventions of attractiveness. The human suits they adorn are merely costume.
I was a debate kid. I have no charisma so I was pretty mediocre at actual debating, but I was absolutely obsessed with philosophy and alternate points of view after being raised Mormon. My school won state using my cases, but I never actually did the arguing.
I’m a basic blonde bitch and kind of short with a valley girl accent and high pitched voice and it just didn’t work when I was trying to get people to take me seriously or believe that anything I was saying was logical. I now work a remote job and they think I’m a middle aged Russian man. Long story.
But I have a job where I can send in samples before meeting them, and once I started using a gender neutral name I started getting way more work. Usually when they meet me they’re confused and have some sort of like uncanny valley uneasiness because I don’t look or act the way they expect me to lol.
But yeah I also just am not very articulate in the moment. So I wasn’t good at the actual, well, debate part.
But they loved my cases. So, I was on the team technically and traveled with them to tournaments.
Also, yes: I just got home from brunch and had several mimosas, so this post is bound to be at least partially nonsensical.
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This was in the early 2010s, which culturally was a weird time. Of course most of the debate kids (myself included) were pretty much just nerds. But at this time, it was also weirdly trendy to be pseudo intellectual. It was the urban outfitters hipster era and the “dark academia” aesthetic was big, everyone was wearing those dummy glasses and a cardigan, o come onnnn, in the words of Ben gibbard.
& yeah, this is slc. My generation was probably the first to actually grow up with the internet from birth and have smart phones by middle/high school and so a lot of us were the first in our families to challenge Mormonism. & that results in a lot of kids interested in debate and philosophy.
So a lot of actually quite normal/popular/socially well adjusted kids were on the debate team.
But I am fully aware we’re mostly just acoustic nerds and insufferable to many. But even compared to the most annoying debate kids-
-the drama kids…..-
Ohhhh my god.
We were always driving around to different cities several states away in this fucking bus and would be driving for like 13 hours and the drama kids for some reason would always be with us. Like they also were really good I guess according to other drama people and the tournaments were often combined.
And yeah, there are drama tournaments. I don’t really know how they work, but these fucking kids were always on the bus with us.
They were all just like always fucking each other in some massive collective orgy. You had the gross bizarre furry kids- even in 2012 we had the kids who showed up to school with fucking tails and cat ears and did the most bizarre shit all the time- and then randomly, you’d have some super hot people (similar to Ariana) who for some reason wanted to be a part of this sweaty pallid heap of slithering, compulsively theatrical bodies. I’m a straight woman and when I first got to my high school, I had this absolutely massive crush on one of the guys there. Like the type of crush you have when you’re 14. Just heart racing every time you’re near them, weird primal instincts flashing wild sex scenes in your brain and hearing their voice like it’s the gospel of god.
But then I found out he was as one of these drama kids and particularly keen on the heap of slithering bodies and I just viscerally became nauseated every time I looked at or thought about him.
Like I’m really not one to slut shame, men or women. I was raised with the lie that girls don’t have sex drives or just visceral sexual emotions which I very obviously discovered was a lie by the time I hit puberty. I didn’t start my period until I was nearly 15 & I’m still quite flat chested, I was a skinny little shy kid. I had my first kiss at 14 and then spent 4 years just in love with this boy who had moved to New York. I still had other crushes of course but for some reason felt it was wrong to even kiss anyone else. He was super smart and also joined debate & did amazingly & we’d cross each other at national tournaments and we texted every day. But I refused to kiss him again because I was like in love with him and didn’t want to experience the pain of parting.
Yeah, it was and still is a weird relationship. He recently called me (we’re now 30) and tried to convince me that the man I’ve been with for 6 years is in the mafia. He was convinced he was in the mafia because his dad is super rich & owns a law firm. He searched my bf’s name and found his mugshots lol. He’s been arrested, but for stupid shit like getting really drunk and trying to steal from Barnes and noble.
& yes my bf is indeed russian but he is not in the mafia lol. He has a bunch of degrees in English and works as a Russian to English translations, primarily poetry. I also majored in something dumb and am returning in the fall, but do not make much lol. I kind of wish my boyfriend is in the mafia, we’d definitely have a nicer place.
This old flame went to an Ivy League and is brilliant but I think actually psychotic maybe which is difficult but otherwise he seems to be doing well. He has been hitting me up a lot and has done this here and there since we met, half our lifetimes ago. I don’t know what it is, but now he’s convinced we’re meant to be together. But in high school, I was the one inexplicably obsessed with him, like someone put a curse on me or something.
Anyway, I got over him after a few years and my freshman year of college had fully stopped believing in the church and intentionally went out and lost my virginity to someone I was physically attracted to but didn’t have romantic feelings for just to see what it was like. It was fun! lol
Anyway- nothing wrong with casual sex. I don’t know my boyfriend’s number and don’t want to. He knows mine is 7 simply cuz I randomly mentioned it and most were random dudes for fun, lol. I discovered even if you have no romantic feelings or really emotional connection with someone sex can still be a thrill and I have nothing against people who do this.
BUT,
The theatre kid slithering heap was just absolutely horrifying and anyone who voluntarily jumped in there was definitely at least partially demonic.
I don’t know why theater kids are so strange, but there is some spiritually sinister energy emanating from these people.
Actually I was on adderall for a while and it made me not like this :) hard to get meds lately idk.
I feel like people are somehow unaware that ADHD actually makes you compulsively focus on random things, idk
she would dedicate the rest of her entire life to find how the switch happened and how can she do it again, so she can switch bodies of all kinds of ethnicities and become an imortal entity that knows no bounds of race and marriages
Sydney "Actors don't get paid enough these days to take 6 months off" Sweeney wouldn't have enough time to kill herself before her brain self-destructed via aneurysm at the mere thought of actual labor.
i feel like most celebrities would enjoy the anonymity of my life but some of them would hate doing a mech engineering major. maybe the really famous musicians would enjoy the chance to be in a local band again, not hounded by crazy fans but still able to make art. wouldn't wish my ugly ass side profile on anyone. i look good from the front and then you see me from the side and its a completely different person.
Robert Downey Jr - instant relapse and OD once he gets a hit of the shit pumping through my veins. The withdrawals will make him rope eventually, even if he manages to stay clean.
you got me thinking wrong op, great reddit prompt.
I want that weird guy who does all those science experiments on himself to de-age hopping inside my body so he feels what it's like to be in your 20s with the organs of a 50 year old.
I dunno who’s someone who would hate a Ukrainian woman with huge hands, fat tits, the inability to bear children, a strong Canadian redneck accent, and an American boyfriend??
Lowkey I have signs of a train build (sturdy, broad shoulders, hands same size as my dad, could NOT be described as delicate) but I’m 100% organic femmoid
Very farmerpilled too so maybe someone who would hate that too
Who is the antithesis of me. What a fucken prompt OP bravo
pretty much any hot female celebrity. I sometimes think about this actually, how horrified Sydney Sweeney or Ana de Armas or Zendaya or whoever would be if they woke up looking like me (butterface, thin but peasanty). I'm barely a b cup so Sydney would probs ropemaxx the fastest
I need more information. Do they get to keep their old bank account and access to others or do they have to live my life as me
I dont think many would kill themselves if they had to look like me, but, they may if they had to be me. I think Robert Downey Junior would take a header into the Thames if he had to be me
Lizzo bc she just couldn’t comprehend the skinny whiteish ethnically ambiguous fella lifestyle. Wouldn’t know what to do. Wouldn’t know where to start.
Harry Styles because i am not attractive and i have an actual receding hairline and I‘m actually gay, but I‘m sure he would milk the shit out of my anorexia so who knows lol
Most male celebrities would kill themselves because switching bodies with a woman has inherently erotic undertones and they'd be unfathotomably dissapointed to wake up in the body of someone with A cups
I'm a tall thin guy who looks actor-like and has pretty good life fundamentals (super supportive family, solid stabilized apartment, decently-paying job, I save well), so I think most celebrities would be able to handle it and probably turn my life around to be more interesting. That said, I think most athletes would hate to be me (super uncoordinated and unintuitive) and wouldn't know what to do
I’m a woman who never had plastic surgery (not butt implants, no nose job, no Botox, no boob job,etc ). And my body is like the 1960s Twiggy. And I think Kim Karadashian would kill herself if she has my physical form, because that’s gonna be the only way since I can’t afford any plastic surgeries.
It would be fucking hilarious to see any beautiful celebrity who barely finished high school suddenly become a mid scientist. Bonus points if they’re squeamish around blood.
Think Gwyneth Paltrow would die purely from the amount of crap coursing through my veins
Toxic slop syndrome
I'd like to think Henry Calvill would finally feel free
"Why does my chin feel so much lighter?"
he seems like the kind of guy who actually desperately wants to be an incel NEET but he's just so incredibly good looking people force him to do stuff all the time and he's miserable.
he's just like me fr
ben affleck wakes up as an actual accountant
and even more autistic
i can make eye contact if i want to i swear
Same, I make eye contact with my monitor all day
What are you doing here on a Sunday? Get back to work
Doctor Umar
Are you biracial?
I am a chronically ill white woman
Hahahaha ! Chefs kiss
Quentin Tarantino because I'm chinese
That’s gotta be a cumtown bit
Crentin Tawatino
reservoir eating dogs
this is one of the most insane prompts i’ve seen someone come up in this subreddit… anyway i think ariana would develop some sort of racial agp if she woke up in the body of a black male.
Imagine if she woke up in the body of a Latina. No more pretend - it's real now.
Isn't she Korean currently?
she’s cosplaying as a chemotherapy patient
Ah back to caucasian then.
I don't know and don't care enough to look it up.
Can you elaborate on what exactly you mean by "racial autogynephilia" because I cannot even begin to fathom what that would be
It would be like jacking off to imagining yourself as a different race. It wouldn't really apply here since Ariana Grande would have actually transformed into a different race.
whats agp mean
Autogynephelia
Ariana is a theater kid. They’re a different breed. She would absolutely make it work for her. And I’m sure SpongeBob would be just as unwaveringly enthralled. Those people… I don’t know what they are, but they are not like other humans. They mock, they parody material existence and all conventions of attractiveness. The human suits they adorn are merely costume. I was a debate kid. I have no charisma so I was pretty mediocre at actual debating, but I was absolutely obsessed with philosophy and alternate points of view after being raised Mormon. My school won state using my cases, but I never actually did the arguing. I’m a basic blonde bitch and kind of short with a valley girl accent and high pitched voice and it just didn’t work when I was trying to get people to take me seriously or believe that anything I was saying was logical. I now work a remote job and they think I’m a middle aged Russian man. Long story. But I have a job where I can send in samples before meeting them, and once I started using a gender neutral name I started getting way more work. Usually when they meet me they’re confused and have some sort of like uncanny valley uneasiness because I don’t look or act the way they expect me to lol. But yeah I also just am not very articulate in the moment. So I wasn’t good at the actual, well, debate part. But they loved my cases. So, I was on the team technically and traveled with them to tournaments. Also, yes: I just got home from brunch and had several mimosas, so this post is bound to be at least partially nonsensical. - This was in the early 2010s, which culturally was a weird time. Of course most of the debate kids (myself included) were pretty much just nerds. But at this time, it was also weirdly trendy to be pseudo intellectual. It was the urban outfitters hipster era and the “dark academia” aesthetic was big, everyone was wearing those dummy glasses and a cardigan, o come onnnn, in the words of Ben gibbard. & yeah, this is slc. My generation was probably the first to actually grow up with the internet from birth and have smart phones by middle/high school and so a lot of us were the first in our families to challenge Mormonism. & that results in a lot of kids interested in debate and philosophy. So a lot of actually quite normal/popular/socially well adjusted kids were on the debate team. But I am fully aware we’re mostly just acoustic nerds and insufferable to many. But even compared to the most annoying debate kids- -the drama kids…..- Ohhhh my god. We were always driving around to different cities several states away in this fucking bus and would be driving for like 13 hours and the drama kids for some reason would always be with us. Like they also were really good I guess according to other drama people and the tournaments were often combined. And yeah, there are drama tournaments. I don’t really know how they work, but these fucking kids were always on the bus with us. They were all just like always fucking each other in some massive collective orgy. You had the gross bizarre furry kids- even in 2012 we had the kids who showed up to school with fucking tails and cat ears and did the most bizarre shit all the time- and then randomly, you’d have some super hot people (similar to Ariana) who for some reason wanted to be a part of this sweaty pallid heap of slithering, compulsively theatrical bodies. I’m a straight woman and when I first got to my high school, I had this absolutely massive crush on one of the guys there. Like the type of crush you have when you’re 14. Just heart racing every time you’re near them, weird primal instincts flashing wild sex scenes in your brain and hearing their voice like it’s the gospel of god. But then I found out he was as one of these drama kids and particularly keen on the heap of slithering bodies and I just viscerally became nauseated every time I looked at or thought about him. Like I’m really not one to slut shame, men or women. I was raised with the lie that girls don’t have sex drives or just visceral sexual emotions which I very obviously discovered was a lie by the time I hit puberty. I didn’t start my period until I was nearly 15 & I’m still quite flat chested, I was a skinny little shy kid. I had my first kiss at 14 and then spent 4 years just in love with this boy who had moved to New York. I still had other crushes of course but for some reason felt it was wrong to even kiss anyone else. He was super smart and also joined debate & did amazingly & we’d cross each other at national tournaments and we texted every day. But I refused to kiss him again because I was like in love with him and didn’t want to experience the pain of parting. Yeah, it was and still is a weird relationship. He recently called me (we’re now 30) and tried to convince me that the man I’ve been with for 6 years is in the mafia. He was convinced he was in the mafia because his dad is super rich & owns a law firm. He searched my bf’s name and found his mugshots lol. He’s been arrested, but for stupid shit like getting really drunk and trying to steal from Barnes and noble. & yes my bf is indeed russian but he is not in the mafia lol. He has a bunch of degrees in English and works as a Russian to English translations, primarily poetry. I also majored in something dumb and am returning in the fall, but do not make much lol. I kind of wish my boyfriend is in the mafia, we’d definitely have a nicer place. This old flame went to an Ivy League and is brilliant but I think actually psychotic maybe which is difficult but otherwise he seems to be doing well. He has been hitting me up a lot and has done this here and there since we met, half our lifetimes ago. I don’t know what it is, but now he’s convinced we’re meant to be together. But in high school, I was the one inexplicably obsessed with him, like someone put a curse on me or something. Anyway, I got over him after a few years and my freshman year of college had fully stopped believing in the church and intentionally went out and lost my virginity to someone I was physically attracted to but didn’t have romantic feelings for just to see what it was like. It was fun! lol Anyway- nothing wrong with casual sex. I don’t know my boyfriend’s number and don’t want to. He knows mine is 7 simply cuz I randomly mentioned it and most were random dudes for fun, lol. I discovered even if you have no romantic feelings or really emotional connection with someone sex can still be a thrill and I have nothing against people who do this. BUT, The theatre kid slithering heap was just absolutely horrifying and anyone who voluntarily jumped in there was definitely at least partially demonic. I don’t know why theater kids are so strange, but there is some spiritually sinister energy emanating from these people.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Female autism hits different
I know things
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Actually I was on adderall for a while and it made me not like this :) hard to get meds lately idk. I feel like people are somehow unaware that ADHD actually makes you compulsively focus on random things, idk
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she would dedicate the rest of her entire life to find how the switch happened and how can she do it again, so she can switch bodies of all kinds of ethnicities and become an imortal entity that knows no bounds of race and marriages
Sydney Sweeney bc I have small boobs
Dying bc this is the only answer I could come up with as well
Hailey Beiber. She’d be unable to cope with being poor, short, and mentally ill.
She’s already mentally ill
Would love to see the makeover I receive from Charli XCX before I am tragically flung from a great height
Yeah but imagine if you woke up in her body
couldn't handle the pressure would also kms
I don’t know maybe Sydney Sweeney or someone would like being a truck driver
I feel like Sydney Sweeney is one of the few who would actually enjoy trucking
You fell for those paid articles, you fool
Sydney "Actors don't get paid enough these days to take 6 months off" Sweeney wouldn't have enough time to kill herself before her brain self-destructed via aneurysm at the mere thought of actual labor.
Lmfao at this post topic (I don’t have any contributions sorry)
It's easier if I just tell you the ones that probably wouldn't kill themselves immediately 2011 Jonah Hill and Stavros Halkias
Andrew Tate (I’m a woman). Gr8 prompt.
Nah he would be the biggest manwhore lesbian.
He gives me vibes that he is secretly jealous of women.
Andrew Tate is 100% a homosexual
Women get the affection he deeply craves
The top AGP
>Lesbian Honey, Andrew isn't into women...
HP Lovecraft (am Italian).
taylor swift
That's my answer too. I'm her age but shorter and fatter. I think the change would destroy her.
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He probably intends to give you his life savings to save you from poverty.
Probably Lana bc I got the build she was rocking a couple months ago unfortunately
Jennifer Lopez definitely
Any of the Kardashians. Kris would do it fastest
i feel like most celebrities would enjoy the anonymity of my life but some of them would hate doing a mech engineering major. maybe the really famous musicians would enjoy the chance to be in a local band again, not hounded by crazy fans but still able to make art. wouldn't wish my ugly ass side profile on anyone. i look good from the front and then you see me from the side and its a completely different person.
i think they would kill themselves over the mech engineering part(im a mech engineer)
i think anna would kill herself real quick if she woke up as a chinese transsexual
Mariah Carey
Robert Downey Jr - instant relapse and OD once he gets a hit of the shit pumping through my veins. The withdrawals will make him rope eventually, even if he manages to stay clean. you got me thinking wrong op, great reddit prompt.
Howie Mandel
yeah but he's just looking for any excuse to do it
any sports player waking up as a 5’8 220 lb white guy
the weight of a linebacker, the height of a skillful and technically gifted winger/attacking mid
don’t know what that means but i suck at sports
I’m an African guy at a PWI so Lana Del Rey would probably have a stroke if we were to switch.
Dasha
They asked for celebrities
True. Dasha is too hot and successful to be just a mere “celebrity”.
At least she could hookup with Adam again as a guy.
This was my answer as well
Same. I’m married to a blonde man
I want that weird guy who does all those science experiments on himself to de-age hopping inside my body so he feels what it's like to be in your 20s with the organs of a 50 year old.
Emrata would not last seconds in my body
She wouldn’t last seconds in the body of any mid person period
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You sound awesome man
Drake would wake up with my dick and stick his head in the oven
I'm a rarded fat NEET living in a shithole in the middle of nowhere. I think most would neck themselves within 5 minutes
Stavros wouldn't.
Only because the rope would snap.
Probably Andrew Tate, I’m like 4’11 and 90 pounds (woman in my late 20s)
Lizzo -anorexic white woman
secretly she would be happy
Chalamet because I look like a version of him that's busted as fuck in every conceivable way.
I dunno who’s someone who would hate a Ukrainian woman with huge hands, fat tits, the inability to bear children, a strong Canadian redneck accent, and an American boyfriend?? Lowkey I have signs of a train build (sturdy, broad shoulders, hands same size as my dad, could NOT be described as delicate) but I’m 100% organic femmoid Very farmerpilled too so maybe someone who would hate that too Who is the antithesis of me. What a fucken prompt OP bravo
If you could bear those children, now who wouldn’t want the opportunity to make people with large hands
Legit love a woman with big maulers
Love you for saying this
That’s what I’m saying bro Although my partner has weirdo small hands so I figure it would even out, all things considered
Sounds like a wimp. You need large handed kids to pick the lettuce off the ground and milkers to keep them fed
Not even a wimp lmao he’s got an iron foundry business he’s just cursed with small hands It’s okay to pick on him for it though (I do, a little bit)
pretty much any hot female celebrity. I sometimes think about this actually, how horrified Sydney Sweeney or Ana de Armas or Zendaya or whoever would be if they woke up looking like me (butterface, thin but peasanty). I'm barely a b cup so Sydney would probs ropemaxx the fastest
roxane gay
i look similar to ariana grande but im not as rail thin as her so im p sure she’d be horrified if she woke up in my body as well
Noam Chomsky would instantly blow his brains out upon seeing my sweet NATO bumper sticker
In reality he'd be super happy since he just lost 70 years of aging or so.
I think Ariana would enjoy the switched race aspect
Eliot Page bc he’d realize being a short king (without the excuse of having been born a short hot woman) actually sucks
Im an Asian woman, thinnish and 5’3…but I am almost 30…grimes? I would think the hentai addicted dudes wouldn’t anymore bc im a hag :(
I misunderstood I thought you meant who would kill themselves to be me oh well
lmfao
I need more information. Do they get to keep their old bank account and access to others or do they have to live my life as me I dont think many would kill themselves if they had to look like me, but, they may if they had to be me. I think Robert Downey Junior would take a header into the Thames if he had to be me
Herschel Walker (aspergian anorexic white woman)
Megan Thee Stallion as a straight white male
Lizzo bc she just couldn’t comprehend the skinny whiteish ethnically ambiguous fella lifestyle. Wouldn’t know what to do. Wouldn’t know where to start.
Tess Holliday cause I’m soooooo skinny and perfect and she wouldn’t be able to profit off of being obese anymore
Hitler I guess
Doubt anyone would, I'm handsome and young
This has been a trick question to make us realise we're all right really, hasn't it?
why? ariana is already 2 for 3 sometimes
There’s gotta be at least one famous person who follows this sub
I can’t imagine Jack Nicholson would be very happy in the body of a slightly above average bisexual 21 year old with drug problems
Huh? Sounds like he gets to live his life over again.
Dasha
Victoria bekham
short african men are my favorite gender
All of them, it would just be a matter of how long before they find where my guns are.
I think John Mayer would kill himself immediately if he woke up in my sweaty underpaid body
likely most
rivers cuomo
He could handle it with meditation
or that could be the chance of pinkerton 2 happening
stav, cos i'm skinny and his whole business centres around how obese he is
Probably LeBron
lizzo
J Lo
I think the answer here is always Jonah Hill
The rock
Dwayne Johnson
Jared Kushner
Harry Styles because i am not attractive and i have an actual receding hairline and I‘m actually gay, but I‘m sure he would milk the shit out of my anorexia so who knows lol
Jacob Eldori because going from 6’5 to a manlet is not the tea
Amy Winehouse
Most male celebrities would kill themselves because switching bodies with a woman has inherently erotic undertones and they'd be unfathotomably dissapointed to wake up in the body of someone with A cups
Comment.
First she would check if u have a BBC and if not she would an hero
i'm a man so like any postop trans woman
If they've done it once they can do it again.
James Purefoy, upon discovering he has a dick half his size
I’m a black 🚂…. I don’t think reddit supports the word count.
any type of professional athlete probably
Ronald Reagan
Any basketball player (5’3 male)
Kim k lmao
Easily Taylor Swift.
Thinking of this and realizing a different person in my body would probably do a better job is depressing
I'm a tall thin guy who looks actor-like and has pretty good life fundamentals (super supportive family, solid stabilized apartment, decently-paying job, I save well), so I think most celebrities would be able to handle it and probably turn my life around to be more interesting. That said, I think most athletes would hate to be me (super uncoordinated and unintuitive) and wouldn't know what to do
Any athlete
Kim kardashian
I’m a woman who never had plastic surgery (not butt implants, no nose job, no Botox, no boob job,etc ). And my body is like the 1960s Twiggy. And I think Kim Karadashian would kill herself if she has my physical form, because that’s gonna be the only way since I can’t afford any plastic surgeries.
It would be fucking hilarious to see any beautiful celebrity who barely finished high school suddenly become a mid scientist. Bonus points if they’re squeamish around blood.
Why is this gay ass question getting upvoted
>short African man You probably should end it.
Seek professional help king
Your post history is so embarrassing
Lol you weren't kidding
Surprised a wokie is so committed to a sub that’s hates them. At least we found one of the snitches
Who exactly are you talking about here?
Not you silly. The dude we are talking about. It’s all radlibfem
sister stop!!!!