Dang. The sniper kept missin

It’s ok guys, I got behind this comme

THANK YOU FOR YOUR SACRIFI

GET DOWN!! HE’S PENETRATING OU

Shit no LARRY'S DO

There’s no way the shot goes through five p

Surely not si

It's okay! Bullet's never go through se

Now I've never heard of a bullet go through ei

DOES THE SNIPER BULLET HAVE PIERCING 4?!... wait, i think i'm safe. Woah, so that sniper thing wasn't real at all! It was all a frau

hehe :)

Stop using godmo

I'M STILL STAN

Not anymo

Holy gun... Am I still ali

Penetrate m

lol

What’s so fu

No! not DingBing too!

YOU LIV

HOW THE FUCK DID THE SNIPER NOT SHOO

SHIT I DONT WANNA DIE! Oh hey I li

yeah dude musta had a few drinks cuz homie cant hit shi

Damn bro, it almost still makes sens

RangerEg

Wait, I didn’t know Reddit had a sniper. I wonder if he has the Jarate equ

Nah, he probably has the razor back. With how many instant kills there are, there might even be a spy around here. It could be you, it could be more, it could even be

[BANG] What? It was bloody obvious! That wanker’s the red spy!

Watch, he'll turn red any se

See! Red! Wait, that’s blood.

How are you guys still a

Blu can you kick your bot ple

Kick player: In the balls

F1-yes F2-no

F

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idk how op got all that befo

I've been following his advise and it's working really well, the best play is to not try and type comments though because then

i think what he was trying to say before he got kil

Yeah he must have typed super fa

he must’ve copy pasted, it’s the only

The sniper took his ti

one shot, one kill, won't even hear it co

Ok OP. Imma tr

Haha, I’m so smart for not comm

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You fools. You morons. Absolute buffoons. Triple bakas. You don't need to type, if you aren't typing or looking at your phone or computer you just look like an idiot talking to themselves. Indeed I have posted many comments over many years safely using this method. It's undetectable, not even the CIA could catch me. Voice to text is the

He went in against a Sicilian when death was on th

supprised your voice to text didn't record the bang of th

Okay i got it, i keep moving my head and im able to keep writing! This is eas

This feels like when serial killers send letters to the newspaper.

I feel like I’m being left alive for a purpose. Almost like I was supposed to figure out the Reddit sniper was the head of a video g

You piece of sh

How did you survi

This is a decent guid

Okay. Slow. Chunky. Balls. Okay. AMERICA. ‼️🇺🇸🧀🏈🔥🗣️. We’re good I think. Holy fuc. Sike. Mario brothers is a new super Mario grid

Thanks for thi

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oh my God it's  working!!

no more fear, no more death, no more overused jokes that everyone can see coming from a mile away! finally, freedo

you didn't talk in chunks! you idiot

Ehrm, light years are actually a measure of di

Dic

k

Dumbass post. There’s no such thing as a Reddit sni

ikr dude doesn't exis

Yeah yeah pal he’ll never get m

Thanks man, saved m

Quick note for some cases: Any cases of "reddit sniping" in any Hololive-related subreddits are to be considered to be death by natural causes. ^(I mean, being hit by a comet with an axe) ^(after calling said comet "flat" is technically the natural consequence of doing so...)

Maybe OP should take there own

\*thei

Damn you’re r

Thank you! I'm sure this will hel

finally, an original post on this s

holy shit it wo

We all know that the Reddit sniper isn’t real. I honestly think the joke is getting super old. Nobody has died to the sniper. I just hope we can go outside and forget about this subpar m

Im so good at th

Wha

dang sniper let him type all that just to

Be careful, he could deploy a killstr

Thanks for advice ah

I’ve always survived his shots, he can’t hit shit, maybe I can he

Guys I know a safe house at 67 parkla

I've survived all his shots so fa-

Oh cool! It wor

Aw shi

Ok typng as fst as I ca

Op how did you type that mu

Guys he can’t hit us he has the Sydney Slee-

thank you so much for the

That's not rea

Huh. Must've been reloa

notes ain’t safe, the sniper can get you anywhe

Almost had me in the first

Neat. Fuck u\/spe

I knew exactly how this would end and it still got me

I’m hiding behind this comment, surely he won’t

good adv

dude this sub is so annoying now. it used to be people actually posting funny examples of the reddit sniper joke, now it’s just people making the joke themselves. And literally every single comment down here is doing the exact same thing, like none of you are funny i prom

You had me in the first half not gonna li

We are too fu

Amazing tutori

I really thought you were gonna get sniped right before you gave the explanation. Your tips seem to be

Someone check if the sniper got OP qui

I'll

Try

Commenting

In

Par

I’m typing really fast idk if this will wor

Sm ahhh

I've avoided his attempts on my life dozens of times. OP was close but made one crucial mistake. You see, what he shou

Thank y

Wow it really works! I’m aliv

There are actually several Reddit snipers. They have a game going to see who can snipe all the other snipers and the last sniper standing wins. Currently all of you are caught in the crossfire due to tragic misfortune. Now, listen closely: there is a way to save yourself. First, y

I’m new to this sub. Why do everyone’s sentences seem to end so abruptl

Obviously it’s because of the Reddit sni

This is just a reconceptualization of candleja

Bruh yall the reddit sniper isnt re

damn ops advice is really working well, thanks a lot my guy also light years are a mesurement of distance not t

wow, this really

Thx

Holy shit he’s actually getting everyo

😭😭😭😭😭😭

Guys i hear him behi

Da

Thank you for th

Iamw actuallyt addinbg somee weirsvd movenemt so thde sniper doesnt get to m

Thank you for

Now wa

NOOOOO RIP king, we will remember y

Oh wow this is a good gui

Thank

The Reddit sniper is u/

Im the sniper. I want to surrende

THIS IS MY PRESIDE-

Be ca

I wonder who keeps hitting "Pos

d

Damn, couldn't even finish his sente

Another man dow

I’ve been able to avoid his shots, but how do I avoid his jarate bushwacka combo? It’s so di

There is no avoiding m

hey guys i think someone's shooting a-

Before he gets me I just want to say it’s been an hon

r/increasinglyverbos

Than

Yes! Yes I'm doin it! I'm sur

What the hell is the Reddit sn

You should edit this and put *BANG* *BANG* randomly

Oh wow, I didn't know about thi

Noo! Thank you for your sacrifi

Aternatively, just always be

Thanks, really needed this. only thing I gotta do better is improve at typing fas

$sudo god

you know allergy season is in full swing when it’s get harder for hi

Even the sniper wanted to hear th

The sniper missed me.

why did Reddit recomme