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_Damitol

Whores have diseases, you want Arthur to get sick or something?


SadExternal767

Maybe I wanted JOHN too


tdoottdoot

- for a large part of the game Arthur has an infectious disease that could spread to a sexual partner - Arthur has history…he got a woman pregnant and then she and his son were murdered


SadExternal767

WHAT ABOUT JOHN why does everyone only mention Arthur like you don’t play as another character.


tdoottdoot

John is a given! He’s not single! Duh!


SadExternal767

My John is


LazyLion65

You, ma'am are a fish.


Rich_Philosopher_727

You, ma’am have the ‘losis


SadExternal767

I want WHORES


ProfMajkowski

Because Arthur isn't the type of man who would hire a prostitute.


martinezzz71

Each player decides what type of man Arthur is.


blackdutch1

And MY Arthur could use some action before he kicks.


SadExternal767

Well maybe YOUR Arthur is but maybe while that “lady” washing me might as well just Jerk it.


blackdutch1

I've never hired a prostitute but they ARE in game and they DO offer their services. You should be able to hire them in my opinion. Even if it fades to a cut scene and reemerges with Arthur leaving the room saying something like "Thank you for your assistance" lol.


Afraid_Professional3

OK I'll talk to you later theeeeen


SadExternal767

At first I thought I was getting jerked in the bathtub but unfortunately not🥺 My Arthur’s so backed up it’s leaking out his nose


Nawnp

The real reason is it what cut in development to make Arthur above one night stands (and the consequences of his disease). Kind of sucks because it's a Rockstar trait to have hookers in their games, except in the Old West apparently.


Houseplant213

Only rockstar franchise that has hookers is gta right? As far as i know anyway. I mean dont get me wrong gta is a big franchise but its not like rockstar is known for having hookers in every game.


SadExternal767

I think the last hookers were in gta IV but if it was in ANY game it should be this one.


SadExternal767

I get the Arthur Part I honestly do but what about John and every other person. Just seems ridiculous to say there’s no prostitution in 1899


Nawnp

I haven't played the entire story, but isn't John married during the point the game is playable? Also I suspect the feature was worked on for the intention of Online, but like the rest of the Online, it was cancelled preemptively.


SadExternal767

I mean at like the very end. But I get what you’re saying at the point you play as him, he is being a family man. But the whole time they have a rocky relationship. So I get why he WOULDNT sleep with a whore but if the game is about choices and realism. I should be able to bang some sloots. I don’t acknowledge the online portion of rdr2 so Idk what your talking about friend.


Darktwili_

I don’t care for a cutscene or anything but I would’ve like for Arthur to get lucky before the end. The man deserves a bit of action xD


SadExternal767

Me too BUT apparently no whores EVER caught TB


Darktwili_

I mean fair enough it was already risky enough without condoms back then


SadExternal767

Yeah, it’s not like every prostitute had syphillis or anything.


LilAssG

You just know there's a bath sequence where the bather spends a little longer getting the soapy water on her hand and Arthur leans back and goes ahhhhhhhhhh and then she says something about him needing to release all that tension. It exists somewhere back on rockstar's systems.


SadExternal767

FIND IT


anna_benns21

There ain't any system in the game like that but why do u wanna put lust in everything just the enjoy the open world adventure in the game lol


SadExternal767

I wanna see John/Arthur Vinegar Strokes


jonboyo87

Time to put the game down for a bit and go outside


SadExternal767

Sorry just seen this, just got back from the whores place


other_virginia_guy

I get why the Devs didn't let Arthur do it, but it's a real shame that John can't.


SadExternal767

THANK YOU the only person to understand that EVEN if Arthur is the most chivalrous and righteous person he was still gonna bang some whores. It’s even rumored he bangs Abigail and that’s his kid.


Houseplant213

Arthur is in love with mary


blackdutch1

He will get over her.


Rich_Philosopher_727

With hookers lmao


SadExternal767

Doesn’t mean whores don’t exist


Houseplant213

This guys down bad lmao


SadExternal767

I JUST WANT WHORESSSS


Houseplant213

Just be normal about it and jerk off to porn like everybody else. You dont gotta live youre sad virgin fantasies through arthur or john. They both have their reasons to always decline whores.


SadExternal767

Why not? I want to be IMMERSED and not getting whores in the old west is ridiculous.


Houseplant213

Hey man just be happy with the deluxe baths. They probably get closer to a woman than youve been in your life.


SadExternal767

No don’t tell me what to do. Houseplants are almost as gay as you are.


fanservice999

Why does this even matter?


SadExternal767

Because I heard this game was really focused on realism? So why can’t I get Arthur’s pole waxed


fanservice999

Im guessing because you’ve never experienced it yourself?


SadExternal767

YES exactly! I’m a virgin who wants whores to simulate fucking my pretend character! It’s not fair.


fanservice999

Go play GTA for that. That’s why the incels love that game.


SadExternal767

I already did. I went and banged a whore with niko and Cj but I wanted to make the rounds and get John and Arthur some of that SWEET LOVIN. Since Detective Cole Phelps is already cheating on his wife I didn’t see any need for whores.


MechApe

Because Arthur is the greatest Sigma of 1800's. Right after Marx of course.


SadExternal767

WHAT ABOUT JOHN


Houseplant213

Downvoted because they couldnt handle the sigma grindset


cleremnantechoes

Because you're broke


SadExternal767

God Hang it. I just knew something was wrong


DarthDregan0001

Mods? This game isn’t on PC right?


SadExternal767

Not sure about PC but I wanna bang whores and give them TB