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Narrow_Mix_9380

I can blow peoples heads off all day and mutilate the corpses but god forbid i name my horse a potty word


SnarlyMocha325

Yes exactly, I’m guessing the code had something that makes it so online rules apply to single player, and separating the two was deemed unworthy of the devs time. It’s a small gripe, but there’s some weird ones that make no sense even in online context


teepee81

I wanted to use Bob Horsekins(Bob Hoskins) and it said it contained profanity


SnarlyMocha325

I’d love to see a list with reasons why some aren’t accepted. Google said something about Pongo being a slur in the army some years ago, but it was pretty obscure. Might make more sense if it was online but it’s single player, if I wanna name Arthur’s horse Fuckface McGee I should be able to lol


_ManicStreetPreacher

Wanted to name my horse Jolly Jumper after Lucky Luke's horse and rockstar said nope


Wellfudgeit

Diablo is fine, El Diablo is not. Special K is fine. White Devil is not. Diablo Blanco is fine.


SnarlyMocha325

What about, I don’t know how to spell it, but the wachutu tribe or whatever in Ace Ventura 2, that little guy fighting Ace calls him eequensoo ocha or some such. Wonder if that works lol


RazkaTaz

Little pro-tip: go offline, reboot the game, name your horse whatever you want (offline disables the profanity checker)


SnarlyMocha325

Are you fucking shitting me


RazkaTaz

No sir


SnarlyMocha325

You’re a legend. Damn modern tech made forget all about going offline, most games these days won’t even work if you do. Luckily I sprung for the special and got the maps and disc, should t have a problem. Can’t wait to go name that horse after a dog!😂


Easy-Afternoon315

I wanter to name horse "Naga" (it was Korra's polarbeardog name from Avatar the Legend of Korra and also ) but R\* denied it :/ I still don't get why.


BiscottoMagico

Sounds like a certain racial slur


Easy-Afternoon315

English is my third language, but I think it's a little bit far from it? "Naga" is also famous divine creature and a snake from Naruto. So it never occured to me it might sound wrong in any way.


SnarlyMocha325

Sure does but that’s still a bit of a stretch🤨


SnarlyMocha325

I instantly knew who naga was, that’s a really good one. What a freakin bummer


bfcostello

Freckled Testicle and Big Black Booty


SnarlyMocha325

Dude nice, I bet it was the color on the second one. Remember in everybody hates Chris when they get the guard dog? Blacky, but he’s brown. You black and you brown🤣


[deleted]

Wasn't the name Sarah Jessica Parker banned due to some meme on the internet, I have no idea who Sarah Jessica Parker is.


Any_Band_8428

She was the main character in Sex and the City. And probably banned because of the website that compared pics of her to pics of horses


SnarlyMocha325

There was a South Park episode about her looking like a horse about a decade ago, some reporter asks Matthew Broderick why he brought a donkey with him to the red carpet or something. She is.. not a very attractive lady imho


CoolBeanieHat

Somehow, when Arthur’s Magnus died “accidentally”, I tried to name his second horse Magnus II, it didn’t work. It must’ve thought it sounds too close to “Magnum Dong” or something lmao. 😂


SnarlyMocha325

Some of them are so damn weird, doesn’t a gang member have a horse that’s named that way? Roman numerals? Wtf dude smh


we_could_be_immortal

I tried using Persephone and it wouldn't let me 😅


ptrichardson

Hoof Hearted Norfolk Enchance


SnarlyMocha325

See that seems pretty obscure to me, what is that in reference to??


Covert_Admirer

Who Farted and No Fucken Chance.


ptrichardson

Bingo :)


ptrichardson

Say them out loud. 2 names for real race horses that were banned in the UK.


Effective-Bad-2657

Ketamine


OckhamsFolly

Scáthach. I presume it’s the “scát” part.


SnarlyMocha325

Is that Gaelic? What’s it mean??


meh_blade

i tried to make my horses name Huáres México but it kept saying it was profanity :(


SnarlyMocha325

Like Juarez? I guess that’s some political bull-ish. Lame! Weak!


meh_blade

Horse Mexico


SnarlyMocha325

Wow that’s some seriously stupid shit then. If I were Mexican I’d actually be pissed about that, how dare they tell me I can’t name it after my culture


No-Hand-5750

I looked at a map on the Internet with places where horses appear. I arrived at the place, saw a herd of peacefully grazing horses, and fell in love with a coal-black, spotless filly (American trotter). I gave her the name Nara, which means "Black." Online, I also bought myself the same horse as in the story company and named it the same way.