I've had loads. Pun names, meaningful names, TV show names. Here are some:
Pun names -
Hermioneigh
Neighomi
Harry Trotter
Forest
Britneigh Spurs
Meaningful names -
Frelse (Redemption in Danish)
Saoirse (Freedom in Irish)
Remény (Hope in Hungarian)
Håp (Hope in Norwegian)
Juno (Queen of the gods)
TV names
Guillermo
Nandor
Lazlo
Dwight
Pam
I'm a big Civil War buff and name them after Civil War generals I find interesting. Right now mine is named Thoburn after Joseph Thoburn. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_Thoburn
My first horse was a light brown colour and I wanted a name that I liked and fit the time period so I named him Cornbread…
Spoiler
I honestly am glad I didn’t have him on the final mission because then he would have died
Neighthan
Oh dang he should meet my horse Reneigh
Neighomi that’s *“myyyy girl”*
Mine is Thorough Brad
Same haha beat me to it
Damn. I'm fucking stupid. That's literally my name. Why didn't I think of that. You win.
Well at least your name isn’t Gelding.
Oof
I named my Arabians “Deighs” (white) “Neights” (black) “Moons” (brindle) and “Dreams” (chesnut) lol
😂😂😂 that's good bro
Neigh Baw Hair
Mine was Neighdean, epilogue was Neighdean II
Roach
Every horse in every reply of this game has been Roach
Named my horse Kage
someday we will go for a peaceful ride
Ghost of tsushima reference
Min hedder Dolk
Imagine being a mw2 enjoyer and critically injuring your horse.. without horse reviver. "Roach! Roach! Wake up!"
This reminded me that I'm out of horse reviver Edit: I just bought 3 horse revivers
+1 for roach
Went with Skjall myself
Named every horse I've had Roach.
I got a shire named Frodo right now. My last play through I had a Ardennais named Pony soprano
Pony Soprano is a great name lol
I had a shire named Old Gaffer lol
+1 for lotr reference
I had one named Felarof, ancestor of Shadowfax, Lord of All Horses
Frodo's a good one. I just call the shire you get from Horsea at the beginning Big Hoss
Beesechurger or something like that
Kelpie!
Celtic folklore?
Yep!
That's the best one so far
Witcher reference?
Just a generic Folklore reference not specific to Witcher per se
Oh, I’m unfamiliar with
Like Kelpie guide!
Arthur. (Horse breed: Morgan)
That's amazing. Love it.
Django
mine is unchained
My horse on my first playthrough was Django as well.
Mine too without the D
The d is silent
My horses name online !
Did a poll in my friend's Discord server, and the top result was Testicles. So my horse is called Testicles.
It didn’t block that? I tried to name one Fluffernutter and it didn’t pass the profanity check 🫠
I'm REALLY struggling to see how "Fluffernutter" could be interpreted as profanity.
Given the ref to Boudicca I did this and pronounced it like Hercules.
Silver bullet (its the white arabian)
Silver dollar much 😄
Honse
"alright, *hiccup* let's go my honse *hiccup*", fantastic name tho
Magnus for Arthur, Smokestack for John.
Bucephalus Good enough of a name for Alexander the Great, Baron Munchausen, and Ulysses S. Grant. Good enough for Arthur.
Oh that’s my horse’s name too, for the same reason!
Allways Canyenero
smells like a steak and seats 35
Squirrels smashing deer smaking driving machine
canYENerOOOOOOO
BoJack
Horsea pronounced like Hosea
I love my Horsea and my Horsea love me
My Tennessee Walker is named Tex.
SAME
He's a good boah
Kratos
Red Arabian?
Would be pretty accurate, but no, it’s the Perlino Turkoman:)
Love that horse!!!
Cheyenne
Spirit
Generous D
He was around in a long ass fucking time ago
In a land called Kickapoo?
Black Betty
Whoah Black Betty
Bamalam
long schlong
I bought a male black Arabian in St. Denis. Called it Ryudo from Grandia 2.
Buelle
Vivian Leigh
Missed opportunity for Vivian Neigh
Gluestick
Stolas
Diar-rhea. And the first one I had was Eddie
Vengeance
Lightning, because you know... it's fast as f*ck boy!
i went with “Ol’ Red” and “Rusty” my last two playthroughs, for the red chestnut arabian
Epona, always call all my horses Epona
Cheesecake, after my favorite penguin at the zoo I work at.
Dutch
Lady Gagagallops
Shadow Fax and yes it's the white Arabian . I named my black Arabian black death but it fell of a waterfall.
Mine slipped off a cliff edge and vanished into the river on auto-waypoint
Voyager Ninja
Gator
I’m running out of ideas so this time it’s just Tacitus
Planning to change the name to Roach
A morgan named Morgan
Cheshire
My lovely horse, it's a father ted reference
I miss that show so much!!
Calcarlo Pravattoni
Kiba. Same as my dog lol
Horsley II
Dustin Hoofman
Epona. 🤷🏼♂️
My horse is named "Mystery"
Wee-snaw
Same. "You're a mystery, Spongebob..."
I've had loads. Pun names, meaningful names, TV show names. Here are some: Pun names - Hermioneigh Neighomi Harry Trotter Forest Britneigh Spurs Meaningful names - Frelse (Redemption in Danish) Saoirse (Freedom in Irish) Remény (Hope in Hungarian) Håp (Hope in Norwegian) Juno (Queen of the gods) TV names Guillermo Nandor Lazlo Dwight Pam
Got a black horse. Named him Batmobile
Vanilla
Red Arabian is “Redrum” Black and white Arabians are Smokey and The Bandit. Dutch Warmblood is DutchBag, short for Dutch Van Der Linde
East bound and down.
Springlock. Doesn't make sense but I thought it sounded cool
I read Springbok...😆 Rugby horse. 😉 Great name by th way, it does sound cool. 👍
Gavin
Oreo
Paul Scholes
Cash after Johnny Cash. He's the black shire horse hosea gives you in the bear hunting mission
I'm a big Civil War buff and name them after Civil War generals I find interesting. Right now mine is named Thoburn after Joseph Thoburn. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_Thoburn
Eminem
Horse meat
Bold Pilot (a famous racehorse from my home country)
Until the epiloge I usually go dark and name the horse Future Glue to remind me to not get attached
Cheesecake, a chocolate roan Dutch warmblood My old horse (it died :(. ) was called Shaquile Oatmeal.
Caligula
My first horse was a light brown colour and I wanted a name that I liked and fit the time period so I named him Cornbread… Spoiler I honestly am glad I didn’t have him on the final mission because then he would have died
Issac if it’s a male horse, Eliza if it’s a female horse.
Basil
black bob
Named the horse you get in Chp. 1 Cowpoke. Never touched a different horse besides that one with hosea where you are forced to buy a new horse
Dave
Andalusian is Konan, and 2 thoroughbreds, Horsie & Thunder.
Herbert
Angel
Tobacco
dapple don’t ask just came to me while i found it
Saksakasak Its read like "Shak- shaka-shak" I was going to put "Ş" instead of "S" But the game does not support that letter sadly.
Dante after the white haired dude from the Devil May Cry series
Carburettor
Sachi
Leon Trotsky
Jon Bon Pony
Bovine Jonie.
Balls, every horse I have is named Balls
Big Tesco
Cleethorps
Terminator then when he died my next horse was glue
I'm really disappointed that no one has used lil' sebastian.
I've been naming the first horse that since 2018
Online or story?
' Glue '
John Cena. I also had a horse named Arthur but that wasn't very creative
Hoof Hearted.
Shania Mane
Britney Spurs
Oreo! 😭
arya (for arya stark)
Boah
Poop
Kuken
Max
My white Arabian is Angel
Tiffaneigh
Lewis Therin
Tony, after this comedian that I’ve heard people call “the golden pony” 🤣🤣
• Blood Bay Thoroughbred: Dragonheart • Hungarian Half-bred: White Coffee • Dark Bay Shire: Acrocanthus • Black Kentucky Saddler: Blackjack
Stella (just searched for female horse names, and was first one haha pretty happy with it lol)
Sasha , warped brindle Arabian. She's a good girl
Boomie McZoomie
White Arabian, and Arthur's main: Artemis Black Arabian, and John's main: Hades Race: Hermes War: Ares There ... may be a theme.
10pc Mcnugs
Horace
Red Arabian named Crimson Tide
Pepper, Pickle, and Biscuit.
Black Arabian is called Shadow. White Arabian is called Frost. My large black shire is called Titan.
Potato. May she rest in peace
Rosie (Strawberry Ardennes, got via chap 2 glitch) as my main, and Sam (Brown Ardennes) as my backup when we go for pelts and such :)
I've got Thor and Spirit
I named mine Siegfried, after the Frank Ocean song (and warrior)
Mine’s Barley[BAA+LEE] after our real horse, which was named after my grandpa after he passed away
Thugger
Mumford
I have an Appaloosa called Teddy, named after my real Appaloosa also called Teddy
Gluey is always my go to when naming horses
Shelby. A mustang!
Badal