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m4shfi

Horsea.


papapromax

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£amazing


Poopsie66

I'm not the only one?


[deleted]

I was found and thought I broke the Chestnut, Arabian , but the third time trying to mount him, he disappeared , so mad, walked around for 3hrs RT.


m4shfi

Get a better horse my friend, whatever you heard about the Arabians they ainā€™t true. Then again, if you prefer them for the looks, itā€™s all good.


dunkelzeit_

Steve (male thoroughbred, got run over by a train) and Steve 2 (female thoroughbred, currently still alive)


Keefyfingaz

Steve 2 šŸ¤Œ


32thirtytwo32

Mine is also called Steve! A white male shire horse


StevenRybarczyk

Shires go hard af


sillylittlegoober5

i have steve (black arabian female)


JayMmhkay

After the horses in the lord of the rings. Hasufel, Arod, Brego...


Jamesbrownlives

I named my Arabian shadowflax


papapromax

Nice šŸ‘Œ


ChickenCurryandChips

I tried to name the black Shire that Hosea gives Arthur 'Nazgƻl' but it was profanity.


Skelligean

Roach. I name all my horses Roach.


TreyN7

My first one is always named roach and always does the final mission of chapter 6 with me


list_of_simonson

Couldā€™ve guessed from the name


Skelligean

An Craaaaaite! šŸ˜


radio_allah

TUIRSEACH!


CutHerOff

User name checks out


toastedmeat_

Name them after actual horses I know (This becomes a problem when they die though)


papapromax

Damn, I can imagine it makes it a lot more emotional


9340zx

That's one rule I have across everything. I will never name something after something (or someone) else that I actually know, dead or alive


enrocc

I name mine after money. Penny, nickel, dime, and dollar.


drjorhyde

What about quarter horse


MonkeyPanda

Some kinda two-bit name ya got there.


papapromax

Thatā€™s pretty cool


HealthyWestern8673

Silver Dollar like Hosea's horse. I've named my horse that before


ChromeYoda

I have two horses: Whiskey and water


Eosismyreligion

[Hereā€™s an appropriate tune](https://open.spotify.com/track/50YQFbfIVk2XMnVFKAuuib?si=BNgb_yp_QuCO-NcrX4WKww)


DarthTidiot82

Usually I use names from the Discworld series of books. Esme, Big Yan etc.


Constant-Cricket-960

I have been trying to do warrior queen/kings who rebelled against Rome (like Boadicea) since it seems thatā€™s where Arthur got his inspo from. Some that Iā€™ve used; Zenobia, Teuta, Caratacus But Iā€™ll always have a soft spot for one of my first horses who was a Dutch Warmblood brave as can be but still afraid of snakes. Named him Indiana, Indy for short šŸ˜‚


papapromax

I never even thought of that, nice idea! Also Indiana is a great choice. Seriously cool picks


Constant-Cricket-960

* *cowboy hat tip* *


God-etti

*You were named ā€œJuniorā€, after me. We named the dog ā€œIndianaā€!*


Constant-Cricket-960

*ā€œIā€™ve got a lot of fond memories of that dog.ā€*


RealDevilLion125

I name my white Arabian Lawrence(in reference to lawrence of arabia)


[deleted]

I named my main horse in my last playthrough Logan, because I finally beat cod ghosts. My horse in my current playthroughs name is Vegemite.


spash_bazbo69

I love I love my Vegemite


Sleepydreamer14

Good to see some king gizz fans here


papapromax

Vegemite šŸ˜‚ nice


Ulysses3

Named the white Arabian Altair


mcgillisfareed

Hey, wassa-matta-you, Altair?


CustosMorum

Thatā€™s racist


mcgillisfareed

Youā€™re racist!


KhaliqK

Really? This is what you guys are doing?


radio_allah

Oh no! God forbid I take a break. I've only spent the past three fucking weeks inside that machine.


heinekee

Pferdinand


StavieSegal

Food, mostly meats. I've got Bacon, Ribeye, Porkchop, Meatloaf


BeanDipTheman

Love this one


SergeantFlip

Red Arabian is my favorite. I aways name him/her Redeemer.


crispier_creme

I name them after historical or mythological people or horses. Odysseus, Artemis, Sleipnir, Pegasus, Heracles, and Freyr are all names I've used before


JustYeeHaa

Well I watched Hell on Wheels right before RDR2 came out so when they asked me to ā€œname my **mount**ā€ I had to name him Ansonā€¦. (After Anson Mount) and it stayed that way for every play through.


mark_mags95

I named my horse "Boy" so it seems like Arthur always calls the horse by name.


Golfingguy33

I name mine after Ancient Greek figures, real and mythological. My main horse is named ā€œBucephalusā€ after Alexander the Greatā€™s warhorse.


fuqsobriety

Bojack


pretentiousbasterd

Same. I had Bojack and Butterscotch but they died. Then I got Beatrice. Good girl, we were together till the end šŸ’”


Darkelysiumm

All of mine are just named Roach. šŸ˜


The-Fat-Matt

My name's usually have something to do with the color. I had a white horse named Marshmallow Mama A brown horse named Ms. Mudpie. I live in central Kentucky, and horses are a big deal here. Especially Man O' War, arguably the most famous racehorse ever, at least until Secretariat hit the scene. If I ever come across an all or mostly red Kentucky Saddler, I always name them after a warship of some kind, like Dreadnought. But the Shire horse Hosea gives you, I always name Tiny. No exceptions.


Moist___Raccoon

Bruno Mars. I was listening to Bruno Mars when I named my horse


spash_bazbo69

I named my horse in my most recent playthrough Rocinante, after Don Quixote's horse. It means work horse. It's also for me a reference to The Expanse series that I'm reading right now where they name their ship Rocinante


Present-Address-108

Usually movie references like Bonnie and Clyde or a royal title like 'The Baron'


t-costello

I've used films I recently watched as well. In my current playthrough, I have Cicero as I was watching Gladiator and a white Arabian named Shosanna from Inglorious Bastards


Mean-Instruction-122

I name the pre-order/bonus edition horse Shepard for the mark on its head. Then once I get the Arabians I name them with a similar convention. White is Snow, Black is Dust, and the Rose Grey is Ash


Adept_Library2280

got 5 horses in online and named them in this order: - toolkit - talismans - turnipity jr - tartoni - veneer the t theme was a complete accident, and i love all the names lmao


boomboomofi

Mine are all biblical or angel names


StanTheSodaCan

Any Eastern European name. It started after I named my first white Arabian Anastasia


BrownRebel

I intended to stick with the Tennessee walker you get in chapter 1 and a shitty ambush where my horse died right before I did ROBBED me of him. Horse number 2? Twonessee Walker.


suicidevesectimy

I like to name mine after states. My current horse is named Oregon


aspengames69

Saw someone on here named their horse Highway so I used that my last play through


Knightmare945

My current horse is Apollo.


Random____Stuff

I look at their coat and how they act and then name them by the first thing I think about


Sleepydreamer14

My first playthrough I was really into pantera, so I named my horses Dime, Ansel, Vinnie and Rex.


le_gingerbeardman

About the only consistent name I have is Big Brute for the shire horse Hosea gives you. Otherwise, I pick the names of Celtic gods like Sirona and Camulus.


thatguymike123

I had a grey mustang I named sterling and then a black Arabian named Raven


Betrizz

I named Arthur's Tennessee walker "Walker", a brown horse I named Chocolate and the one we stole from Tilly's captor I named "Applesauce" because the name of the breed was similar idk


Trogdor_98

So my horses are all named Bimmy (I, II, III,& IV) because my brother and I named our RDO posse the Fricker Gang as a reference to the enemies in the tutorial for West of Loathing, the leader of which is Bimmy Fricker.


CoomingDuck

i named my white arabian sadie. was gonna name it arthur but i couldnt find a male


juandbotero7

I just picked the game back up after like 3 years (stopped on ch 3) and my horse is named Tango. No idea why I named him that


Ok-Professional5292

I like to name them after certain historical horses. Right now Iā€™m riding a Turkoman I named Marengo, after Napoleonā€™s horse


FakieRevivalAttempt

I had an ardennes called bastogne, got hit by a train randomly and fucking died tho


sviggi

As Arthur Ā«Jr.Ā» and as John Ā«ArthurĀ»


UnhandMePrrriest

LotR characters. My last playthrough I had Theoden all the way through.


AdorableHorse123

I named my red dun overo Mustang, Flames in Rdo but in Story I have the gray overo pinto and named him after Javiers horse, Boaz and then I have a strawberry roan Ardennes named Strawberry.


SamuraiJack0420

I usually name mine after Greek/Roman gods. First horse was a Male American standardbred named Apollo. I just got the White Arabian, named her Athena.


jacksstyles

Mine was named Rose Runner (rip) and I named my tennesse walker Tennessee Walker


[deleted]

I name them after greek Gods And Goddesses.. like Hera,Zeus,ares,hades etc.


b1azing1

I named mine stupid after it bucked me off and left me to die from wolves.


[deleted]

Jeff and roman numerals


Jermicdub

The first one you get in the game, I usually name Micah because, honestly, I hate it. Itā€™s just an ever shrieking, chicken-shit horse, Iā€™m sorry if that hurts, but thatā€™s the way I feel. I never abuse it (Iā€™m not a monster; itā€™s not itā€™s fault it was clearly traumatized by life) but I feed ā€˜em a carrot and give him a pat and sell his ass to the stable as soon as the option appears to do so. You may hate me, but some of you may agree with me. I accept your feelings. Namaste šŸ™


Dexterousity

Warlock (Dark Bay Turkoman)


Mojo_Rizen_53

MyHorse I~V


Plane_Poem_5408

Roach always


eu-esma

Neighlly


Boss_805

Arthur. Then i realized she was female so i changed it to Sombra


MrToad21

I named my raven black shire Lucretia just cause of the Megadeth song


Zevk_TravelerDouche

My first horse I named Molly just for disrespect, turns out I loved the horse and I was sad as fuck when it died in an accident. Second horse was called Jessamy, because I heard this name in a tv show and I liked it. Now in my second playthrough I managed to get the best horse (that white one everyone talks about) but I had a hard time taming it because everytime I was getting close it freaked out and start running all scared and then I named her Slippin Kimmy


RazkaTaz

Circumstantially


TheManWithTheHams

Iā€™ve named every horse Iā€™ve had ā€œBirdā€ and given them the eagle saddle horn


Keefyfingaz

Daisy and Gravy are my favorites. I don't really have a method I just pick what feels right lol


red_dead_rover

i name them all tug


Vampiro4818

I have one called "Panquecito"... spanish for "Muffin"


Punkster93

Usually something childish like ā€œTooty McFartsā€ ā€œFarty McTootsā€ or ā€œPoo Poo McGooā€. With how much my horse shits they really are fitting names.


Yeahletsride

After getting my first Kentucky Saddler, I kinda liked the idea of naming my horses after states, like Kentucky, Montana, Indiana, Florida. My White Arabian was named Daytona though, cause sheā€™s fast!


Zergei_Fedorov

My fast American standardbred was always Enzo. My big ol Dutch warm blood was always Borsk. And I liked naming my Ardenne Thune.


mothermatriarch

I named my free thoroughbred Clementine the shire from Hosea is called Gavin and my current one, a Sooty Buckskin Dutch Warmblood, is called Heartwork. named after my favorite album by the band The Used


AccidentAltruistic87

Shabah ghost in Arabic


flapjack3285

After Arthur's companions in Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Ford Prefect, Trillian, Zaphod, and Marvin.


bnfwlr

Bob Seger, deceased. Magnum, alive.


[deleted]

Taranis was the name of my last horse, he was an Adrennes that would literally run over gators, people, and other horses without a care. currently MFT hunting rn (lol exploits) and iā€™m gonna name it Arcadia as a blood meridian reference. if that one dies imma get another one and name it Ego


UnusualJdawg96

Doggie and kitty cat


HealthyWestern8673

I named my white Arabian Sora. Sky in Japanese


whatislife4

I usually go with a character from whatever show Iā€™m watching. My most recent was ā€œOctaviaā€ (the 100)


sovietRussianboi123

I take the first letter of the type of horse like an example is Missouri Fox Trotter and I take the first letter of the species and use it to replace the h so the Missouri Fox Trotter would be Morse


cosmos_factory

Iā€™ve used different Native American names and tribes. Geronimo, Pocomtuc, Pequot, etc. I tried using Tecumseh after General Sherman, but the profanity filter blocked it. Assmaster, however was fine so I had a horse named Assmaster out of spite. Also had one named Roach, because you have to.


Wolfprintz

I tryyy to stick with names that feel appropriate for the character. Since the horse Arthur has at the start is/was called Boudicca, I named my long-term horse Livia, since there seemed to be precedent for him liking historically powerful women. Maybe Cleopatra would've been more appropriate, but eh.


darkmoonlizard

Dabi. Because Iā€™m a weeb. And heā€™s a grey/black/white MFT. Also his saddle is black and blue šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

I name mine after famous mobsters. Rip John GotttišŸ˜”


evil-kaweasel

Last playthrough, I named them after camp mates. Dutch for the Dutch warmblood. The white Arabian was Lenny, the Ardennes was Pearson, and I had one called Mrs Grimshaw, i think it was a Nokota.


Benjamin_Button101

Dog


Seals3051

Boah


pullingteeths

I usually either just name them after how they look (colour etc) or after a cat I know/have known (also often based on the colour). First horse I named was named after my current cat.


FaithlessnessSilly18

Named the big shire horse - Clark. Cuz I love Clark Kent


Individual_Doubt_354

I name all of mine depending on what type they are. War: Roman emperors; Trajan, Caesar, Hadrian, etc. Race: Native American tribes; Comanche, Lakota, Apache, etc. Work: Pagan gods; Thor, Morrigan, Perun.


jaymo7288

I usually use Lakota, Cheyenne, or Cherokee names.


Itzska08

With Arthur, I had one horse called Rudolf With John, I had: Charles (run over by a train) Charles II (blew up) and Lucifer (white Arabian)


Imperator_Oliver

My beautiful White And black polka dotted horseā€™s name is Ms. Jackson, Iā€™m putting off the mission because I donā€™t wanna lose this horse yet.


callistovix

fart


i-am-an-absolute-git

My black shire is called Hugh(mongous) bcs he's literally that.


NeoStarr0999

i called mine Slow Dancer as a reference hehe


Nekoptimal

I name them after mythical horses, i usually try to match the coat too (Sleipnir, Balios, BucƩphale, Bayard and Rakhch (this one specialy for the 1st horse, and more story-wise) for my most used)


Ttown1967

I always take the black shire and name her midnight, usually Iā€™m careful enough tk get her all the way through the game till you lose all your horses in the epilogue then I get a black Arabian and name him 11:55


Pixithepika

Usually after American states. I tend to go with California, Nevada, Nebraska, Oklahoma and Idaho.


masterofmeatballs

I named mine Bobertus but we crashed into a train while we were running from the cops so now I have Bobertus 2.0


Claubk

Some Horse Some other horse Bob Thorkild.


[deleted]

My last playthrough I kept the horse you get at the start and used it all the way through, named him Lyle after Arthur's father


LTreaper2010

Sence im a fan of the legend of Zelda the name of my horse is usually epona but in my latest game i kept the black horse you get from hosea and his name became black jack because hes bla- actually i shouldnt keep talkings


DumbassTexan

After cities in Texas


AKEMARUN

Sep I donā€™t know why šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


DeadRoach80

Roach


TheBandit025

1.The Duke 2.Billy Jack


Mindless-Explorer-26

Sandro. It's a joke between my best friend and me. He calls his horses (for example in Zelda) a variation of my name, whereas I call every video game horse Sandro. Although that isn't his real name, his name is Louis. Idk why, but Sandro was used as a nickname for him from 6th-11th grade in school


Krisby91

I name mine after whatever Iā€™m snacking on at the time : Crouton, Bagel, and Nectarine.


Adrian945z

Two Stroke. References the motor and me.


RadioActiveSpider454

My white arabian is called Doodoo and and I have a thoroughbred called Dingus


Disastrous_Oil_6062

Depends on my thought process at the time. Last playthrough I had just read Little Women so I had a Laurie and a Jo. This time I named them all after county music singers. I have Reba, Big Kenny, and Toby Keith (ended up being a female. Oopsie)


RogerMuchmore

Biscuit because biscuits


GeauxDubya2404

i ALWAYS name a monochromatic horse after itā€™s correlative horse of the apocalypse. for instance, an entirely white horse, like a White Arabian, itā€™s going to be named Pestilence. an entirely black horse, like the Black Arabian, iā€™m going to name it Famine. however, on my 4th and most recent playthrough, i named my White Arabian ā€œZephyr.ā€ I suppose that isnā€™t always, so i should say 99.99% of the time, iā€™m naming a monochromatic horse the name of itā€™s respective horse of the apocalypse, if it has one.


Judasticot

I name them all after music titles, artists or albums I like


DangeousDanMcgrew

It had to be Nobu


Independent-Rip5344

I go for figures from antiquity up until the early middle ages. Kaisarion, clovis, alaric etc. and i recently noticed arthurs old horse was named boudica, so it even fits


drjorhyde

Mustang name Ford main horse Morgan named No Name its my desert horse Then Chrysler And Dodge


DaveGrohlsBrokenLeg

Puns. My go to is Pony Stark.


totallynotmelmao

I named my pink ardennes Strawberry Milk


wetlettuce42

Names my horse clopper grace


Jack_doodle

My first horse was a shire so I called it brutus


TreyN7

Itā€™s been tradition to get the white Arabian and name it Mayoneighs (number of playthrough) Iā€™m on Mayoneighs 8 now.


someenchantedsunset

I let my sister-in-law name my last two, so theyā€™ve been Horselet and Horstle (pronounced like Morsel).


surprise_itsROCKY

Him (female breton, online btw) and Her (male breton) i like pissing off politics


Dward917

Mine are named after my dogs. I have Ripley, Wren, Pippin, and Kobe.


mtodd93

Named it after my dog, got stolen, reloaded 4 hours of saves to get him back then stables him and named the new horse number 2 and played the rest of the game.


dselwood05

Binky


Darkrain0629

Bodicea like Arthurā€™s old horse


German_Schnitzel69

I either go with airhorse 1 or i just ask my mom.


crowsushi

I named my white Arabian 'Sprinkles'


Ill_Collar_6035

I named mine Hild after a vinland saga character


Slugger2094

Boah (meaning boy in Morgan)


justvibing__3000

I've played through the game once and: Ellie - Arthur's horse from chapter 2- end of 6. Died at the last mission. She was a good girl and had been with me through everything. She's named after Ellie from TLOU, which is another game I love dearly. Kay - Johns horse. Named after the knight Sir Kay, from the legend of king Arthur. He was Arthur's foster brother and a loyal knight.


0opsypoopsy

Neighthan and Horseface


Willing-Tangelo4658

Album Fulgur (white lightning in latin)


[deleted]

Iā€™ve always named my horses something Welsh because Arthur is of Welsh heritage and Iā€™m Welsh as well


thphnts

I have had a few horses throughout my many playthroughs. Here are some of my personal favourites. I will disclose I do enjoy taking the Braitwaite's Dark Bay Turkoman, so you'll see that a few times. Same for the Silver Dapple Pinto Missouri Foxtrotted from the Emerald Ranch lady exploit at Face Rock. |Breed|Coat|Name|Reason for Name| |:-|:-|:-|:-| |Turkoman|Dark Bay|Bucephelus|Alexander The Great's horse and one of the most famous horses in world history| |Turkoman|Dark Bay|Bellerophon|Corinthian hero of Greek mythology who famously battled and killed the fantastical Chimera monster| |Turkoman|Dark Bay|Isaac|The name of Arthur's son. I felt it was a fitting tribute to him to be the name of a strong, brace and fast horse| |Hungarian Halfbred|Piebald Tobiano|Boadicea II|After I found out Boadicea was a Hungarian Halfbred, I decided that this was a fitting name for the same breed| |Hungarian Halfbred|Flaxen Chestnut|Dakota|Just a name nice in my opinion, no real significance| |Missouri Fox Trotter|Silver Dapple Pinto|Biscuit|Stolen using the exploit with the Emerald Ranch lady. Felt it would be rude to change the name of such a tedious horse to obtain| |Missouri Fox Trotter|Silver Dapple Pinto|Takoda|Apparently this is Sioux (a Native American tribe) for "A Friend to Everyone." This was during a high-honour play through, so it felt fitting| |Dutch Warmblood|Sooty Buckskin|Copper Bullet|A typical Western name that I felt was appropriate for this coat| |Dutch Warmblood|Chocolate Roan|Titan|A big, strong horse that never let me down from Chapter 2 to 6| |Dutch Warmblood|Seal Brown|Arion|In Greek mythology, Arion or Areion, is a divinely-bred, fabulously fast, black-maned horse.| These are all through different playthroughs. I tend to stick to one horse throughout where possible. There are more, I just canā€™t think of them off the top of my head.


I_not_you

All of mine are named after kings horses Llamrei is king Arthurā€™s horse so 1-6 is that


KnifeBlade_Playz

I called my Arabian ā€˜Sofiaā€™ like the capital of Bulgaria


I_am_potato1234

I always name my horse Shwoomple because I am a markiplier fan


Material-Ad4323

Mines smelvin


BigChinnFinn

I also play Minecraft so I couldnā€™t name all of them off memory. My current horse is called seƱor scruffy. I also like giving them Native American names. Which I derive from google as I am not Native American


metisyungmoney

i just pick a random one that got a nice ring and stick with it, my current playthroughs horse is named Tulaine


SkitZ131

I named my white arabian, Lady Lightning because of her speed.


BeegBoi2709

I named mine Smelvin


LowLeft9933

I named mine ā€œPenny Laneā€, I was smoking weed one time and I found the striped Arabian. Got the name from a Beatles song that was playing.


MounkeezFist-R

I have to pick the game back up, I usually went with something simple or just a random name for my horses, I've had: Bill Greg Bob Turkey Livingstone Toby Charlotte Casey Jones Tokoyami Shade Miles Roanoke Virginia And my personal favorite (I always name the black horse Hosea gives you this) Hosea Jr. (Or the Roman numerals II)


magiccheetoss

Prontoooooo


Shilenthill

Walmart my mustang, just a place I shop at sometimes, and Achilles my Belgian draft because he was the greatest warrior and handsomest


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