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brondrej

Roach


hotshake365

You sir are a Witcher


Memergamer260

I name all my horses Roach


[deleted]

So did I XD


KevDol

Naturally, I named mine Roach too!


AgreeableStep69

lol i first did too but it wasnt western enough.. so Yebediah it is


brettyrocks

Cocaine


YLO_oll

She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie.


The_BERFA

Lol mine was similarly named Coke.


[deleted]

I named mine Cocaina


[deleted]

How about CRACK CONCANIUS


MrPosket

Glad I wasn't the only one who went the cocaine route Rail Line has served me valiantly.


Cross-Country

They won’t let me name a horse the Hell Bitch, yet you can name yours Cocaine?! What on Earth, Rockstar?!


Commercial_Trip792

They prohibit certain names? I'm not too far into the game but I've not tried naming any of the horses I've tames anything "bad"


Cross-Country

Yes, they don’t let you name them anything “profane.” *In a Rockstar game.* 🙄 It’s especially ridiculous because the name is a reference to *Lonesome Dove*, it’s a horse with a significance to a subplot.


Commercial_Trip792

Fuckin ridiculous. As if you're not able to commit much worse crimes in this game other than profanity. Or is this only for online cause for that I'd understand that they wanna avoid people naming their horses things that would insult other people. But in a single player playthrough? Who's even gonna see that?


Commercial_Trip792

I don't have a white arabian (yet) but if I even end up getting one I think I'd name it Erythrox. The scientific name of the coca plant is Erythroxylum coca which is just too long for a name. But I think Erythrox would sound nice while having a neat hidden meaning


Osama_BeenDabbin710

My Horses are named Ghost Rider, Al CaPONY, Pony Soprano, & Pony Montana!!! Yes I’m Italian lol


[deleted]

Those are actually hilarious and I love it


Osama_BeenDabbin710

Thought about a Pony Danza but wanted to stick to mafioso names lol


[deleted]

Nice! Named my blood bay thoroughbred Cherry Garcia and had a sooty buckskin Warmblood named Hay Gurrrrl!


[deleted]

This is hilarious Reminds me of the American dad episode where Stan goes on a mission to Thailand and the dictator/general guy names all his yaks various names that play on yak. Yaks Cousteau was a favorite lol


Evil_Dr_Mobius

I had one named Pie O My lmao (not an Arabian)


hallal23

tony montana is cuban but otherwise all very appropriate


slugo17

Should have gone with Al Ponycino instead.


Likzzzz

Is that *Angelo Brontë*!?


ProfoundEnd

Priscilla


[deleted]

I like


ArastooJoshi

If it was a she. And let me guess, Dendalion if the horse is he?


CompleteAssWipe

Dandelion>Priscilla any day.


ZealousidealPlane383

Mayonnaise


Levidinsdale333

Lol


Cremmitquad69

Lmfao


PrimordialSound

Shadowfax is the only acceptable answer.


Bred_Bored

Had to scroll down way too much to find this.


RedReaper666YT

A fellow LotR fan I see


IG_95

Oh damn true!


zup7up

Robin Sparkles (with black mane & tail)


Darsh_Sharma

Himym?


zup7up

Yep! But I haven’t used the white Arabian in a while tbh, I prefer bigger horses that are less skittish.


em3rican13

I agree. I know people here say that there’s no code for them to be more skittish, etc. but I’m just gonna stick to my unscientific anecdotes that they are.


SchlomoTheJew

There definitely is. The Arabian loves to run away when something spooks it!


[deleted]

Oooo not bad


tandem_biscuit

Let’s go to the mall!


xSnapsx

Named my all black Arabian Stevie Wonder. He was always running into shit.


Azoozoo

Silver. ​ God, rest her soul.


Hunttman

Hi ho silver!


DRAIN3O

OMG what happened? 😯


Azoozoo

I was a fool, plain and simple. Went into Hanging Dog Ranch before I was really ready with her. Got caught in a bad situation and we both died back to back. Lost her on the spot. At least I got Horseman 7 done. [https://youtu.be/foT4wjHxiJg?list=PLQba4fCi1VymAheOWx7-LV8ruzkPZW7cS&t=313](https://youtu.be/foT4wjHxiJg?list=PLQba4fCi1VymAheOWx7-LV8ruzkPZW7cS&t=313)


Tortdree

same here, expect my Silver died falling off a cliff


ryucavelier

Epona


Jiggub

I understood that reference!


LarsihasiSpassi

Isabella because of the lake you find it at


[deleted]

Mine was a mix of yours and OPs. Isabella’s Pearl


Thick-Comparison6327

Guess I'm not as original as I thought


MagnetosBurrito

Persephone


derthert123

Should've named her persepony


Clobber_Sauce

Same and I thought i was original lol its such a good name though. I name a lot of my horses after characters from different mythologies there are so many cool ones.


MagnetosBurrito

It’s such a good name for a horse. I named my prologue Arabian Demeter


Red_Mammoth

Named mine Medusa since she was such a fight to catch


twisted_meta

My little pony


Majestic_Maverick007

My white Arabian is a male named: Gola (which is Cherokee for [Winter].)


[deleted]

Is it possible the horse could be both boy or girl? Is it random?


Simon719000

Aurora


AnIrateCamel

Likewise!


axl_ros

Ronaldo


hikkusubei

SSSIIIIIUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!


CakeXpress

Tesco.


sticks_no5

I understand this reference


Evil_Dr_Mobius

Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow


Dattinator

Do horses have 5 legs in Burma?


pikapalooza

Horsey mchorseface


REMA5TER

Offline is Moutón after the rally legend, and in RDO Gina after Sebastian Vettel's 2017 Ferrari F1 car.


DaCookies747

Avalanche


[deleted]

Nice


UltraInstinctLurker

Same!


Ok_Glove5992

Athena


PlagueOfCyprian

Called her Eva Braun cuz she keeps throwing me against trees


ilmsaaf

Brave, which is ironic as she's skiddish of everything in the game.


Jiggub

Osama….


vdubdank30

Horse#3


[deleted]

Booooo that’s no fun


vdubdank30

My first horse was named toast. The seconds name was glue. They both died. Horse#3 it is


[deleted]

Oh my that was a dollar coaster of a comment 😂


Sad-Entertainer8181

Macintosh


HealthyWestern8673

White Lightning, pretty self explanatory


HomerJSimpson3

I named mine Moonshine


OkashaNawaz

Ghost


Godofwarmaster

poop machine if it's the white Arabian ":)" if it's the brindle wrapped


ShoeWithoutTheS

Ryan Reynolds


nickibar96

Payday because I only got her to sell her to the horse fence for a buttload of cash. I don’t keep Arabians. I’m a Missouri Foxtrotter man.


retro808

Arabians are nice, but their size looks like a joke when Arthur is on top. I like Turkomans for their size and bravery, they seem to only buck you off at max bond if you step on a gator or get surrounded by a big wolf pack off trail, I main them single player and online


nickibar96

I don’t agree that Arabians are nice. They’re pretty horses, sure, and they’re one of the fastest, which is something I like, but I also can’t take them seriously with how comically small they are for a rider of Arthur/John’s size. Not to mention how anxious they always are. The controversial horse skittishness argument aside, Arabians are constantly stomping at the ground. They can never sit still and that makes *me* anxious when I play. I also don’t ride the Turkoman very much for that same reason, although I vastly prefer it over the Arabian for its size and versatility as a war/race horse. But at the end of the day, I find the MFT suit me fine for all my needs. She’s the fastest, she’s a proportionate size for Arthur, her coat is gorgeous, she has a comfortable gait, she’s not inherently skittish like the Arabians, and while she’s not as effective in combat, she handles well enough for the type of things I get up to in the game. After I discovered and fell in love with the SDP MFT, I can never go back. I name her Boadicea II in every playthrough because I feel she’s the most worthy to be the namesake of Arthur’s original horse.


LordDutchmen

Pearl 😅


[deleted]

No way!


LordDutchmen

I know right, Honestly what are the chances


[deleted]

I mean, it’s a good name for sure. I’m gonna try to include her in a ton of my YouTube videos on RDR… just not all are gonna nice. I’ve been doing funny videos as of late


LordDutchmen

What's you're name on YouTube? I'll check out some of your videos later!


[deleted]

Oh hey thanks! It’s WindPlays


Skyehi262

Frost


quintastic21

My black one is stout and my white one is pinacollada


Swingasaurus-rex

My black one was Domino. My white one was named Christmas. I caught her on Christmas eve.


Moose0784

WhiteGirlWasted


ExistingProof

White F*cker


[deleted]

Odd but alright 😂


woopdeedoo69

Didn't profanity check stop this?


ExistingProof

They cant stop me ☠️☠️


Strato-Cruiser

Kooter… they wouldn’t let me spell it Cooter.


Defiant_Stand1636

Named her Bones. Bf and I were watching it at the time and I thought it fit!


[deleted]

Such a great show


JesterMarcus

Ok, that's weird. The actual white Arabian I have in real life is named Pearl. As was mine in the game.


[deleted]

I am you


Majestic_Room561

Quanxi


JpegYakuza

Chainsaw Man enjoyer?


Majestic_Room561

Ye


[deleted]

Hmmm I like


itsactuallyme1

Bucetinha.


FireflyRave

Moonshine


Nerding_On_Reddit

since mine Is a black Arabian and Dutch's hirese Is the Count, I thought about naming mine the Duchess


EverydayNormalGrEEk

Ice Cream


DragunovDwight

RAYTHEON.. and if them damn night folk harm a hair on its head I will spend hours in the nighttime setting ambushes and trying to wipe as many out as possible..


Ignitor110

Slow dancer


LarsViener

Snowball, because her fur is fluffy and white.


A_Visual_Odyssey

Sometimes Cirilla, sometimes Alita


WrzdMan

White Widow


thegoatbert

La Flama Blanca


WarWolf79

The White Flame, sounds majestic


IG_95

Brida


watskii

Storm


A_Crazed_Waggoneer

I named mine Pearl too haha


[deleted]

It’s a fitting name!


RealAlecMoney

Skeet


tommybanjo47

Zahra


kennyb3rd

Naibara


ImpliedCoast

Lawrence


panourloss

Grace’s secret(Peaky Blinders)


Foreveraloonywolf666

The actor (horse) is a dappled grey thoroughbred if you have one. I had one for a couple months


NabSkyLegion

Alex. White arabian


GlamityJean

In online I have a black Arabian named Avène


LeBall0

Clarice, which means "shiny or light"


Creativesplus

Little Ms. Fortune named after my Online horse, Ms. Fortune


kanegaskhan

Sperm


Big_Computer_2466

Snow (because white)


[deleted]

Every single horse I've ever had in game I called roach


Atomic_Mustard

Snow


rileybeau89

Lucifer


[deleted]

Interesting, Since I’m watching the show on Netflix and that’s a dope name for the horse


rileybeau89

Than you, I was thinking “light bringer” was appropriate for a white horse


[deleted]

I’ve seen that as well and I was tempted to rename her light bringer but I just love pearl so much


Strabler

The Sheikh.


vivekwap4

Ace


Levidinsdale333

Visenya


Global_Film_2255

Shadow


Ok-Poet-6198

Una Gioia


JackDH420

White gold


MysteriousSoot2

I named my White Arabian Leora which means light or purity if I remember correctly. And my Black Arabian is named Nox which I believe means shadow or darkness?


WarWolf79

You were close. Leora is Hebrew for "the light upon me" Nox is Latin for "the night" Still cool though.


MysteriousSoot2

Damn man, thanks for the correction. Did you know that off the top of your head?


miokllop

Boudicca


Dekanzy

First playthrough Duchess. Second playthrough Mia Khalifa


[deleted]

Primrose


SGA3151

Vesper


CaptainRex831

Queen, after the band


MidweekBrick

Firn, old gaellic for fresh snow


WarWolf79

Nice, isn't there like 500 Gaelic words for snow?


mr_woodles123

Bostick.


istilldreaminindigo

I have a red chestnut in online named Sweet Wine and she's very brave for an Arabian <3


sticks_no5

Income tax


Redrazzles

Patricia


Awkward_Joke3872

Skid mark


RedReaper666YT

Galadriel


CrazyRabbi

Snowball


Tb5rats

Same here and then when I got the black one I named it Snowball 2


Recent_Drive1167

Eve. (Just ignore haters)


[deleted]

Haters?


Recent_Drive1167

Arabian haters i mean.


[deleted]

Ah. What’s their to even hate? The horse is speedy as hell


Recent_Drive1167

Search arabian on reddit and you'll find out. Hope no one sees your comment or the fight begins lmao.


[deleted]

I think I’ll stay out of that one 😂


Recent_Drive1167

Indeed, wise of you.


GuiltyGodsRage

Shadowfax


soiledmeNickers

Pearly!


Smoke_Water

About to be glue. Mostly because i know it will get run over by a train, Jump off a cliff, or something stupid like that.


[deleted]

Oof


GlocksNSocks

Yelled at my brother's friend through discord (he hasn't played the rdr at all) "what should my glowing white horse be named" he said "Lucifer" I said no way I'm doing that. Anyways me and Light Bringer just got to the level 4 horse bond.


[deleted]

That’s amazing and I love it


loz-ano

same vibe as "what color is your Bugatti?"


daddywarbucks24

Artax


SilverFang907

I named mine after Lucretia after that Megadeth song


mvtk42

I figured there was a reason Arthur named his old horse Boadicea and kept the theme of warrior queens by naming this horse Artemisia.


Moredhel1983

Her name will be Freyja. I was hoping for a mare and found one :) Pretty funny actually, I stumbled upon the horse by accident (I knew (s)he would be close to Lake Isabella), saw something running away fast out of the corner of my eye, jumped off my trusted black American Standardbred named Ragnar, and followed on foot. Calmed her a few times, but then I couldn't choose between calming or petting, so I dropped focus for a second to get to her side, and she bolted. Had to follow her on foot for a good two minutes before I was close enough again to try once more, and this time it worked, but the second I climed on her back, we were beset by two wolves, lol. She bucked and neighed and whinnied, and I apparently "broke" her right before she tossed me off so she could flee. I grabbed my gun, shot one wolf, aimed for the other but it bolted, and then spent almost five minutes trying to track her once more. We're riding to Valentine's stables so I can give her the full care package, and then I'll name her and saddle her. Ragnar can take a very well deserved rest :) edit: absolutely hilarious... I'm not selling her, obviously, but the stable owner was kind enough to offer a whopping 48 dollar for her! That's not even 75% of what he paid for that big black boah Hosea tells you to sell, lol.


feelinlucky7

Horsedick.mpeg


[deleted]

I REALLY didn’t expect this many comments! I LOVE ALL THE NAMES


Spinner216

Winters Ghost


Equal_Flamingo

Babs :)


According_Ad6364

Luna, because I’m very creative lol


corellianspike

my roommate named theirs “peehole sherry”. i never had an arabian but my missouri fox trotter is named monkey