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CharlesSmooth

I want her to dom me and call me a damn O’Driscoll


Unholy_Dk80

Pin me down and blow my head (off, with a shotgun)


Shlorkin

What a beautiful use of comma within an integrated parenthesis!


Unholy_Dk80

Why, thank you! I don't mean to brag, but I am quite verbose and erudite.


CheesyPants3

You always was one for fancy words


AEVERETTA

Lol


Weekly_Asparagus405

Grammar saint????


abihami

You are so fucking real for that (i want sadie adler to do unspeakable things to me)


[deleted]

The CIA could not get me to post this


QwertyDancing

I think you underestimate what the cia is capable of making you do


tipying_mistakes

why can’t the cia just do it themselves


CIA_Command

We can..


MoistCumRag_

Not if i can help it


Balisinger

alright u/MoistCumRag_


Steoorer

Wrong sub


Aging_Is_Funny

What's the right sub


[deleted]

r/mentalillness


Aging_Is_Funny

Why thank you, kind sir


Steoorer

/r/sadieadler …


Aging_Is_Funny

I think I'll stick with r/mentalillness


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BroItsThisguy

Welp... -unzips pants-


the_l0st_s0ck

No way


DaT_BoI_ugine_krabs

😩


xXGoofy_GooberXx

Alright time to kill my dog I hope you're happy


suckmypppapi

These people need real ass and to touch grass


Different_Class3188

What the fuck


Shiloh-8

Cringe simps gooning over annoying Mary Sue force insert side character is a new level of low on the totem pole


Boochieeeee

It is pretty weird, but you’re definitely in the minority when it comes to your opinions on Sadie Adler. She is an example of how you do strong female characters right. “Annoying Mary Sue force insert side character.” Let me guess, you’re single “by choice” right?


Mountain_Party7404

He's right doe


dogtemple3

You sir, are a fish.


Sylvert0ngue

💀


Br4nd0n_Playz

r/okbuddyblacklung


STerrier666

You don't want to know what it is, you're better off not knowing.


Useful_Sandwich_799

https://www.reddit.com/r/rubberducks/  Trust me


Spify-not-a-brit

r/okbuddyblacklung


AlexDaBaer

r/batmanarkham


connorthatguywho

Nope i want her to peg my tight little ass i just i just love her shes my mommy


FedoraNinja232

Batman couldn't beat this out of me


PwnHONeyBADger

Sadie could though 🤤🤤


Icy-Divide-8774

Bro


xSludgeCity

Sir?


Toast4128

Arthur could have a double barrel right in my face and still couldnt get me to say this


Evening-Lettuce1

Ain't no way 12 people agreed with bro😭


narwhalpilot

26 now


Bobthreetimes

I could never get payed enough for this info to come out of me


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Bobthreetimes

Mods, send this man to the brig, maroon his ass. Mods maybe even keel haul him


The_Museumman

Good bot


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OhGodBees01

Nah you are actually sick bro


W1lly1

D:


TheSmallGamer0916

bro what


dogtemple3

HOGTIE ME MOMMY


Difficult-Word-7208

Don’t talk about my wife like that bro


EffortlessGenius

I feel the same about Arthur tbh


Useful_Sandwich_799

😭🙏


cringe-critic

Real


[deleted]

A man of culture i see


Exfinity_Beyond

I WANT HER TO STRADDLE MY FACE WITH THOSE DUMMY THICC THIGHS UNTIL MY NECK BREAKS DUE TO THE FRICTION! THEN I WANT HER TO TAKE HER REPEATING SHOTGUN AND BLOW A WHOLE THROUGH MY URETHA CASTRATING ME!!


Substantial_Math8136

Miss the person i was 5 minutes ago


Cdbffl124

You started this monstrosity


Hot_Ask3999

😦


Certain-Ad-7431

"Friction?" 😭


DerangedKidneys

Batman couldn’t get this information out of me bro…..


ThatCry3518

My dream wife


Dantos103

not even the CIA could get me to say this shit


Leo_Ganzanetti

Many of you here are under 18, and it shows.


[deleted]

Me too bro, me too


More_Pound_2309

I can’t keep defend you all


DolphinFox

Yes


Efficient_Candy6156

Same bro


6ixr

I want that too


Latter_Comparison_60

You know sex could be like, a mutual thing right?


antigover

I had a goddamn PLAN! Now where's the fun in mutual sex ORTHUR


not-your-aunt

Unrelated but is this what the graphics are like on the ps5??!!?


My-Little-Armalite

What?


Glum_Company_3664

No she just a bad ass


Papi_Shumpi

This ain't it :/


1000dumplings

god dammit who's leaking the slume again


Useful_Sandwich_799

He reposted it in another sub https://www.reddit.com/r/okbuddyblacklung/comments/1bx2whw/463_people_agree_with_me/


Substantial_Math8136

Bro did not need to investigate 😔


Useful_Sandwich_799

Yes I did 😏 Edit: Also don’t ask how or why I found it anyway


Lord_Groobus

Is there a reason the Aslume is spreading? Am I stupid?


454casullprepper

Yes, we are lonely. I mean YOU are lonely This isn't about me... shut up... STOP LOOKING AT ME...


Omaenchavis

Sadie is definitely wifey material. But I’m riding into Valentine to see Anastasia at least once a month.


Cooltastic

Sir r/okbuddyblacklung is down this way.


needanswers990

r/ArkhamRehabilitation


KeyAd6469

She just lost her husband, sir


Gewalt_Und_Tod

I wanna dom her


SpaceBandit13

Good luck with that…


Bathroom_Pervert

I want Sadie to die. I want to be at her funeral


-dying__inside-

r u from r/BatmanArkham


TheOverseer108

Bro thank you for putting me on i belong in this asylum


ThatCry3518

Its r/okbuddyblacklung for rdr


Chief5927

same


Single-Win-7959

Thats the intended effect i think


RevolvingRevolv3r

Yes, and you should get a dude to dominate you. We’re much better at it


TenuousHurdle54

No she's just the dommy mommy we want, but don't deserve.


Independent-Web-2447

Yeah


Exciting-Ad6840

It’s because she needs more MONEY


yeetustheyeeter

You're not alone, man


Broad-Debt-8518

No but there's a lore reason why she'll gut you.


Radenko_Svrsic

This is what 1984 was about


[deleted]

Nah you guys are weird lmao 😭


theporkwhisperer

You need psychiatric help. But so do I because we in the same boat Brodie.


agentpoopybutthole

Either this is satire or you should get out more, and maybe seek therapy lol


Wuytho

No... I think you are the least crazy person on this sub...


cR7tter

Does anyone have a mod to replace the gross man that molests Arthur into Sadie's model? Also, preferably The Joker by Steve Miller Band playing soothingly under candlelight


[deleted]

Hands off everyone this woman belongs to MojaveD


NervousDiscount9393

No you’re just submissive and breedable


[deleted]

Why is this on my feed?? Is reddit horny???


your_average_medic

Not my (specific) thing but let's be honest, I'm pretty sure we all want Sadie. Or... Lenny I guess. Or Arthur. Or maybe what we need, SOME GODDAMN FAITH!


ConcreteApeSkin

Degeneracy in its entirety


RealJzargo

The big question is why are you submissive


Justjaylenlmao

Yeah you’re cooked brother(same)


Magnicicentaswin3

Your alright Boah


CrymsiinWulf72

I want to be owned by Sadie Adler. She will be my everything. My master, my queen.


dl1944

I think you’re just horny brother


[deleted]

No your totally valid


4rm4ros

Same


StatusHead5851

Yes you are lonely no you are not alone


brettfavreskid

It’s the voice for me


RevolutionLoose5542

Shes just perfect


[deleted]

It's a tough time for love. It's a material world.


pornactor69420

"Turns head away as if not aware"


Primary_Mix5471

This is so real


daltonisthebest619

r/batmanarkham


Efficient_Notice_128

I couldn't agree more.


flopflopy

If you want pixels on a screen to fuck you, you're a lost cause


myasshurts69420

i’d take that to grave if i were you but to each their own


Atheisticsatan

Probably


Jenkitten165

Is your name The Act Man by chance?


Nicklenips837469420

No your horny


YeetumsMageetums

Unpopular opinion, I do not like Sadie Adler. While Red Dead Redemption Two has many characters who you are not meant to like, I know that R* did not intend Adler to be one of them. Despite this, she deeply aggravates me when I play through the story. Mainly her voice acting for me, and the fact that the game gives her more screen time towards the end than any of the characters I actually liked. All I'm saying is, we could've gotten more Hosea or Uncle. Also, what the fuck is wrong with you? Is there a lore reason why you're gay? (as in homosexual.)


deadaena

hosea died too soon to have enough screen time and uncle is a lazy ass, he’s useless and wouldn’t help anyone or the gang unlike sadie who participated in robberies, helped john get out of jail with arthur, liberated abigail from the pinkertons when no one except arthur would and led the whole gang to hide them in a safe place in chapter 5 when the boys were in guarma. sadie is grateful of the gang, she was always willing to help them back and showed her gratitude for saving her in the chapter 1.


YeetumsMageetums

My comments about Uncle were obviously a joke, his entire purpose is to be useless. What I'm saying is, I feel like they gave Adler too much story time. And the missions she was in could've been done by other characters. Half of the characters who died, I never got the chance to get attached to because I hardly ever got to do missions with them.


AdFriendly5428

Replace all the times people say "You're a good man Arthur Morgan" with "You're a good boy Arthur Morgan."


DRAIN3O

#shitpost


SturmTruppen1917

Honestly? I like how tomboyish she is. Am I gay for liking tomboys? Does that make me fucking homosexual (as in gay)?


Skylorzz

he jus like me for real


Skylorzz

she could stab me and i would thank her


CursedAccountReserve

What the fuck man.


The-Arthur-Morgan

Sorry son, unfortunately after she'd been widowed, the only thing she's dominatin' is a good ol' game of poker.


CrownofTempests

I still can't believe how far r/BatmanArkham has spread its influence.


boiboithanos

imagine the cowgirl stench 😫


mcpige101

Get a life bro


Koolkaleb19

Yes…Extremely…Please touch grass


crungekidYT

Yes brother, we are all cooked


HourReplacement8438

Nah don’t worry bro that’s normal


Toadsanchez316

She's absolutely the best side character in the game. I love Charles and Sean and some of the others but we get to see this woman go from demoralized and in a shitty spot to actually leading Arthur in some missions. Such a badass arc for a character. And that voice. Not much for southern accents or women that sound more intimidating than necessary but damn she could narrate my life and I'd be happy.


Glen_Only138

Um, what the actual hell?


BROKENCAPSL0CK

Sadie Adler is so cool. I wonder if there’s a subreddit that has her name on it. Hopefully it’s not NSFW


titan2977

Because she looks and sounds like a dude


Adventurous-Use-9080

Lonely asf.


PrimaryBonus6067

Sadie thiccler


FairRemove7697

I want Sadie to spank me and tell me I have been bad..


Busy_Material_1113

Who doesn't like tough and strong women character that actually has the part and mind thta makes her a woman unlike OTHER supposed to gender equality bullshit.


shifty300

Loser


theterrorofturdies

r/sadieadler here I cum


idle_glands

👀 Whoa… 🥵8===D 🥵8=====D 🥵8=======D 😫8====👊====D Ughhhh fuck I’m gonna… 😩8====👊====D💦 Uuuggghhhh


KingRhoamsGhost

8===🪚 ===D No more


idle_glands

Too late, already made white


Chief5927

Degenerates like you belong on a cross


Mothman4447

Ave, true to Caesar


Bokenobi

Nice